Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,599]

25 minutes ago, Chancy said:

Finally convinced MrChancy to go to Golden Corral with me last weekend.

Intelligent persuasive C ma'am!  Intelligent, INTELLIGENT persuasive PERSUASIVE C ma'am!

27 minutes ago, Chancy said:

I don't think I'd go back there again.

Bad wimpy C ma'am!  Bad, BAD wimpy WIMPY C ma'am!

 

Golden Corral is the place to first sample a little of what we might like and then gorge on it, si man.

[Ontarkie 14,306]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Completely dysfunctional morning trying to get ourself & Mini-B. moving, new process needed man.

 

Lunch was 2 Arby's gut-bombs bought WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

Learned that Mini-B. didn't turn in his non-P-Math Test Review after Many (2+2) hours -- si man, Many (2+2) hours -- working on it on Tuesday eve, "I did only about a page, so I didn't bother giving it to the teechur" man.  

 

Found a History assignment due last week that wasn't done,  man.

Din-din was fajita chicken strips + Costco scalloped potatoes, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. didn't finish all his and kept asking for snacks, "finish your din-din or nothing man" man.

 

Mini-B. did slipshod job on History assignment, rescued by us man.

 

E-mailed non-P-Math teechur about Mini-B.'s situation, hoping for communication man.

(Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reports that other parents are equally discombobulated, not-alone we man.)

(Mini-B. reports that other stoodents are equally discombobulated, not-alone wee man.)

Got Many00% cover-assing response, complete intestinal excrement of bulls man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will caucus with this teechur next week, only availability man.

We recommend placing one's life savings on ex-Mrs.-T-B., don't mess with Mini-B. in her presence man.

 

Discussed new morning procedure with Mini-B., receptive wee man.

We shall see if it up-wakes us too early, willing to experiment for wee man's sake we man.

 

Major storm expected overnight, hit hay early we man.

Expect to be jolted awake by Many, Many, Many, Many, or Many a.m., thunderous man.

Party with the rubias truncated, cavort truncatedly we man.

My friends are having the same issues as you are with Mini-B. 7th grade is the hardest grade. They go from being treated like little kids to being treated like they are nearly adults and are expected so much more out of them. They expect them to be able to take notes, right down all assignments and don't care if they get 30 assignments that are all due the same week. Heck in college the teachers did try to spread things out so they didn't dump all at once, but 7th grade too bad so sad is the attitude. Their excuse has always been we have to prepare them for high school. 

 

Hopefully the ex-TB fines out something or at least gives the teacher a piece of her mind. I know with the older kids I lost it on one of their teachers in 7th grade. To the point that she never spoke to me again. 

 

So far from my friends the kids have lost all electronics until grades are up to the parents expectation. 

 

Can I say I love homeschooling

 

 

Good luck with the new morning routine.

[Ontarkie 14,306]

31 minutes ago, Chancy said:

Finally convinced MrChancy to go to Golden Corral with me last weekend.  He was reluctant, but I had been really curious about those steaks that people fight over -- https://www.today.com/food/news/golden-corral-fight-rcna14500

 

It was ok, but I don't think I'd go back there again.  Also, there was no steak.  Thankfully, there was no brawl (this time).

 

When we weren't doing the Carnivore diet, we would go to Golden Corral every now and again. It's pretty good for chicken and the meats. The little Jedi likes to pack away the chicken and mac and cheese. Fruit and deserts are usually pretty good. But now we don't eat all that stuff. 

The steaks are better than the ones you could get a many restaurants. Tell them how you want it and you're good to go. They are not huge pieces but you can go back many many times. I don't normally ask for more then one piece at a time but I have seen ppl walk by with a plate full. 

[TBoneTX 45,599]

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

I don't normally ask for more then one piece at a time

Clueless Ontarklar!  Clueless, CLUELESS Ontarklar!   

[Ontarkie 14,306]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Clueless Ontarklar!  Clueless, CLUELESS Ontarklar!   

Na I just don't like getting too much at once. This way I get to go back up a few times to get something new. Plus I like steak cooked at home better  

[TBoneTX 45,599]

7 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Many'th grade is the hardest grade

P-math correction, see and si and  D ma'am.

8 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

they get Many assignments that are all due the same week

P-math correction, see and si and  D ma'am.

9 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

at least gives the teacher a piece of her mind

We will try to appropriately irritate ex-Mrs.-T-B. beforehand, highly expert at this we man.

10 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I lost it on one of their teachers in Many'th grade

1.  P-math correction, see and si and  D ma'am.

2.  Do not irritate, irk, or displease the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

11 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

So far from my friends the kids have lost all electronics until grades are up to the parents expectation.

We have threatened this Many,000 times, but ex-Mrs.-T-B. always caves to the persuasive Mini-B., si and sigh and  and  man.

[TBoneTX 45,599]

3 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I just don't like getting too much at once

Clueless Ontarklar!  Clueless, CLUELESS Ontarklar!

3 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

This way I get to go back up a few times to get something new

But why, huh D ma'am?  Get what you can gorge on and gorge on it, si and  man!

5 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I like steak cooked at home better

We're waiting for our shipment, where is it ma'am.

[Ontarkie 14,306]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Clueless Ontarklar!  Clueless, CLUELESS Ontarklar!

But why, huh D ma'am?  Get what you can gorge on and gorge on it, si and  man!

We're waiting for our shipment, where is it ma'am.

I don't think it would hold up very well in the mail. 

[TBoneTX 45,599]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

I don't think it would hold up very well in the mail. 

That's never stopped us before, no D ma'am.

We have happily consumed Many-day-old 'za kept at room temperature, ingest we man.   

[TBoneTX 45,599]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Inaugurated new morning procedure for Mini-B., past time man.

Involves awakening at o'dark-Many,    man.

We had to awaken Mini-B., first time man.

Mini-B. took morning shower, Clean for Gene wee man man.

This obviated distress and lost time regarding his "bed head," hypersensitive wee man.

Miu was highly interested in these new proceedings, interactive miu man.

Got out the door comfortably earlier than usual, good thing man.

Lost most of that advantage because of rain traffic, Monsoon from the Black Lagoon man.

Cleverly detoured to pick up several spaces in skool line, resourceful we man.

 

Brunch was Mini-B.'s uneaten din-din + 2 chicken hot dogs from 2 weeks ago, ingest we man.

A 2-hour -- si man, 2-hour -- siesta was taken, highly necessary man.

 

Monsoon stopped in early afternoon, How Dry We Aren't man.

Considered going out on errand, consider we man.

Abandoned that when raindrops fell, abandon that we man.

 

This was non-Two-Guys eve, din-din up to us man.

Din-din was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

Almost took a second siesta, exhausted we man.

However, miu became needy, demanding interactive miu man.

 

Mini-B. returned with skoolwurk to do, one remaining task man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. gave us thumbs-up regarding morning procedures, approving ex-she man.

Got Mini-B. to bed within Many (2+2+1) minutes of optimal lights-out time, miracle man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and a GS for Friday, itinerary we man.

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,599]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We indeed attended the GS and the Many (2+1) ESs, attend indeed we man.

All were bummers, zilch take man.

Total = $0

[Ontarkie 14,306]

On 10/5/2023 at 7:32 PM, TBoneTX said:

That's never stopped us before, no D ma'am.

We have happily consumed Many-day-old 'za kept at room temperature, ingest we man.   

OMG that would put me in the hospital. I started developing stomach problems because we has a crappy fridge. It felt cold but turned out it had not been keeping food safe. I ended up with all sorts or tests just to find out it was our Samsuck. 

 

I think pizza has this ability to stay good. Don't know how but it seems many ppl can do this. 

[TBoneTX 45,599]

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

pizza has this ability to stay good.

Accurate insightful Ontarklar!  Accurate, ACCURATE insightful INSIGHTFUL Ontarklar!

In addition, mold is a green vegetable, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,599]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Late last night, a bird very clearly spoke "Many (2x2x2 +2+2)... Many (2x2x2 +2+2)... Many (2x2x2 +2+2)..., hear we distinctly man.

 

Awful night, sinus/back/nightmares man.

 

Mini-B. made it to skool right when doors opened, gridlocked traffic man.

Of course, after we returned to the casa, ex-Mrs.-T-B. came by with a missing item,  man.

We had to return to skool (later) to off-drop it,  man.

 

The above and other stuff delayed our ES trek, delayed we man.

We accomplished an errand on the way, si man.

Lunch was chicken poblano enchiladas at a Mexican restaurant, ingest we man.

 

We shall not hasten to visit ESs at remote ranch-type places again, unenthusiastic we man.

The first was way too far in the boonies, egad man.

The second was a bunch of barns/outer houses filled with rusty junk, egad man.

It was also down a road with potholes that would put Ecuador's to shame, bye shock-absorbers man.

The above killed our enthusiasm toward buying Vera Wang towels at the Many'th ES, oh well man.

We returned to the casa just in time for a desperately needed hourlong siesta, zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. in decent after-skool mood, imagine that man.

Din-din was nuked burgers, traditional on Fridays ingest Two Guys man.

In exchange for half of one of ours, Mini-B. agreed to a movie night, return to normalcy man.

 

The movie was Forrest Gump, never seen it before now man.

Two Guys deeply touched by it, admitted by both man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This was almost a traditional Friday night, finally man.

 

We have itineraried 2 ESs and a GS for Saturday, unenthusiastic we man.

There is also a group GS at a neighboring subdivision, but it will be a pain man.

We do not want to arise at o'dark-Many just to have to park half a mile away, no and zzz we man.

 

Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man.

 

Despite the bummer GS/ESs, not a bad Friday, no man.

[Ontarkie 14,306]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Accurate insightful Ontarklar!  Accurate, ACCURATE insightful INSIGHTFUL Ontarklar!

In addition, mold is a green vegetable, si man.

Ah that must be why I get sick if mold is a vegetable. I hate veggies.