Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Near-Championship Friday ES report, see man:

 

We had itineraried Many (2x2x2 +1) ESs, si man.

One had no parking nearby, down to Many (2x2x2) ESs man.

We added one, back up to Many (2x2x2 +1) ESs man.

Many (2x2x2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2) -- of these Many (2x2x2 +1) ESs yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- Loft bath towel, book = $Many ($2+1), steal man

 -- NIP box Kleenex = $1 + half a buck, deal man

 -- ~full bag pipe-cleaners = $1, deal man

 -- tupac Bounty paper towels, Many-pack ([2+2+2]-pack) Charmin, Many (2+1) thick 

          warshcloths, Many (toucans + onecan) peas, onecan tuna, onecan Progresso soup = 

          $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2x2 + 1 + half a buck), deal man

 -- onecan lanolin shoe-spray, toucans Albacore tuna = $Many ($2+1), deal man

 -- toucans corn, Manycans (toucans + toucans) peas = $2, steal man

 -- Many (2+2+2) shirt-hangers, large BBQ spatula, large spoon = $2, steal man

 -- 2 NIP Kleenex, memo pad, hot dog microwave tray; Amway shampoo, conditioner, 

          bug spray, fabric spot-remover = $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2), steal man*

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 -1)

 

*beloved-customer discount of $Many-&-a-half ($[2+2+2] + half a buck) off actual total, whee man

 

Upon our consideration, this ES take and satisfaction are probably second only to that of a couple of years ago where we found the 2 gigantic living-room chairs and theater-style sofa for only $Many00 including price/tax/delivery and we still had time afterward to continue our ES itinerary, unparalleled man.

Edited September 30, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Thrilling Friday non-near-championship-ES report, see man:

 

Fitful night, didn't take bedtime HSM man.

Miu was about as needy as we've ever seen her, gotta find her a miufriend man.

 

ES'd for Many (2+2+2) hours straight, not even a dewatering break man.

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m. was at BK WUOC, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

Mowed front lawn and approximately half-of-half of back yard, still dead back there man.

Many (2+1) sweatbands were consumed, 2 job 1 recovery man.

 

Showered, highly necessary man.

Forgot to siesta, what is wrong with us man?!

 

Inventoried ES take, highly pleasurable man.

Inventoried Mini-B.'s clothes bought on Tuesday, finally man.

We got him Many (2+1) shirts, Many (2+1) pants, and socks, inventory we man.

Warshered/baked/must fold those + ES towel + ES warshcloths, overdue for folding man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and 2 MSs for Saturday, unsure of our motivation man.

Must also grocery for Two Guys week, necessity man.

 

Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man.

 

Overall, a great day*, needed one of those man.

     *except for lack of siesta,  man

[TBoneTX 45,289]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Why don't you just do his homework for him?  I'll bet you get a great grade and Mini-B will be happy too!

LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man.

 

It occurred to us that it might be simpler if we did Mini-B.'s hoamwurk, occur to we man.

However, some folks got no more conscience than a cow in a stampede, Witty Texas Sayin' man.

 

General thoughts, see man:

     Algebra = the national language of Algeria, si man

     Calculus = what the hygienist scrapes off of one's teeth, si man

We are not taking Mini-B.'s classes, no man; he is, si man.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example, Witty Texas Sayin' man.

[Neonred 3,562]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man.

 

It occurred to us that it might be simpler if we did Mini-B.'s hoamwurk, occur to we man.

However, some folks got no more conscience than a cow in a stampede, Witty Texas Sayin' man.

 

General thoughts, see man:

     Algebra = the national language of Algeria, si man

     Calculus = what the hygienist scrapes off of one's teeth, si man

We are not taking Mini-B.'s classes, no man; he is, si man.

Few things are harder to put up with than a good example, Witty Texas Sayin' man.

Oh, come on DAD...

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

Nothing itineraried yielded anything, oh well man.

However, we came upon a GS that did yield the take, see man:

 

 -- Toucans of Arrid pit-spray, onecan of Sure pit-spray = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Thrilling non-GS/ES Saturday report, see man:

 

One GS was in FST, nothing of interest but overly friendly people man.

Lunch (and breakfast/din-din) was in FST Mexican restaurant, ingest we man.

Cleaned up at FST supermarket, pleased we man.

 

Upon return to casa, brushed/treated/lunched miu, service demanding miu we man.

Finished Two Guys grocerying at legacy supermarket, shop further we man.

Took nice siesta, zzz we man.

 

Never got Two Guys eve this week, miss wee man we man.

However, brand-new AFV is on on Sunday, mandatory man.

 

Today was the last (to be precise, the Many'th) day of Manytember, si man.

Sunday is the first day of Manytober, si man.

Thought we'd mention this, detail-oriented we man.

 

End-of-month party with the rubias, cavort we man.

Must soon service demanding miu again, service demanding miu we man.

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Ran a couple of grocery items to Mama T-B., service senior she man we man.

Serviced ultra-demanding miu, Where Is Big Brudduh miu man.

 

Lunch was tuna glop = nuked rice, onecan tuna*, onecan peas*, ingest we man.

     *both bought at Saturday's ESs, financially savvy we man

Dessert was Many (2x2x2 +1) or Many (2x2x2 +2+1) store-brand Oreos, ingest we man.

The above also served as din-din, efficient we man.

 

We conquered the laundry load, including ironing, domestic we man.

We dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man.

We also managed to up-straighten the casa, domestic we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B. in time for the inaugural new-season episode of AFV, si man.

However, Mini-B. was grumpy/tearful, hurt toe while playing basketball wee man.

We gave him some Children's Advil and ointment for his toe, first aid man.

Mini-B. didn't watch any of AFV, no man.

He beefed about the Wifi and then went to his room with his phone, oh well man.

After AFV, he came down and is eating Oreos, still-grumpy wee man man.

 

Mini-B. out of skool on Monday for medical tests, let's do them man.

It will involve a treadmill, hope his toe cooperates man.

Would be a disaster bummer if he can't do it,  man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. left early to watch the Ecu presidential debate with Cousin Mini-B., intense interest man.

The usual Noboa vs. Correa-type candidates, yawn man.

 

Party with the rubias after Mini-B. asleep, cavort we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Mini-B. out of skool on Monday for medical tests, let's do them man.

It will involve a treadmill, hope his toe cooperates man.

Would be a disaster bummer if he can't do it,  man.

 

 

Hope Mini-B is OK.  Not usual for kids to have a treadmill test.

[TBoneTX 45,289]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

treadmill test

Part of investigating asymptomatic anomalous RCA, see and gracias man.

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

We & ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. to med test, carpool we and ex-she and wee man man.

Arrived early and "Kojaked" with parking, amazing man.   

Clinic took us early, seemingly only people there we and ex-she and wee man man.

Nothing noteworthy re EKG, BP, or PFTs, normal man.

Got thorough review from supervising medic, si man.

Gonna schedule cardiac MRI in a couple of months, no hurry man.

No new restrictions in meantime, no man.

In & out in under Many (2+1) hours, amazing man.

 

Lunch was at Olive Garden, mostly lunch specials man.

Mini-B. had fried shrimp, ingest wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had soup + salad, ingest ex-she man.

We had the usual salad + chicken parmigiana, ingest we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. paid for half, quite reasonable man.

 

Mini-B. had massive test-prep, end of Term 1 in skool man.

Catch-up in progress, nearly his bedtime man.

Why can't we return to real books and assignments on paper, computers hose things man?

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had to bring over a skoolwurk paper left at her casa,  man.

 

Din-din was Hungry Man boneless-chicken din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Miu as demanding as usual but calmer now that Big Bruddah is here, calmer miu man.

 

Mini-B. still working on one class, one left after that man.  

We have accomplished zero all day,  man.

 

We must chauffeur Mama T-B. to a med appointment on Tuesday morn, serve senior she man we man.

Thursday, we must take Uncle T-B. for seasonal vaccinations, serve senior he man we man.

We must get our flu shot* too, si man.

     *hopefully avoiding murder charge for shooting the flu, need good lawyer man

 

Hopefully party with the rubias tonight, hopefully cavort we man.

[Ontarkie 14,223]

That is good news for Mini-B 

Lunch sounds good, well the chicken parm part. I don't like veggies  

 

I have to keep the truck tomorrow morning to take older daughter to pick up her snake from the Fedex hub. I have to drive to Little ROck. I hate going to Little Rock. 

 

 

[TBoneTX 45,289]

3 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I hate going to Little Rock.

Well, it's just south of North Little Rock, see and si and  D ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. at skool, later than preferred man.

Considered time and decided to go straight to Mama T-B.'s, undercaffeinated we man.

Took Mama T-B. to doctor in major monsoon, chauffeur senior she man we man.

Doctor usually prompt, but had car trouble and arrived late and soaking wet, WetMD man.

Didn't return to casa till after Many -- si man, Many -- a.m., nearly noon man.

 

Showered and adequately caffeinated ourself, hours late man.

Scheduled flu shot for self, violent we man.

Picked firearm with which to shoot the flu, militaristic we man.

Shot the flu at Walgreens, arrest/convict we man.

 

No lunch, timing wrong man.

Highly necessary siesta taken, zzz we man.

Upon our awakening, monsoon had stopped, finally man.

 

De-skooled Mini-B., retrieve wee man we man.

Band field trip canceled because of monsoon threat, great news man.

 

Din-din was nuked sliced carrots* and air-fried breaded chicken strips, ingest Two Guys man.

     *nearly rejected by Mini-B., least favorite non-real-food item man

 

For last Many (2+2) hours -- si man, Many (2+2) hours -- Mini-B. has been doing his Many-page ([2+1]-page) non-P-math test review, zero sense of time man.   

It's past time for bed prep again, and he ain't finished,  man!

 

Party with the rubias if Mini-B. ever finishes, perhaps cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,289]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Completely dysfunctional morning trying to get ourself & Mini-B. moving, new process needed man.

 

Lunch was 2 Arby's gut-bombs bought WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

Learned that Mini-B. didn't turn in his non-P-Math Test Review after Many (2+2) hours -- si man, Many (2+2) hours -- working on it on Tuesday eve, "I did only about a page, so I didn't bother giving it to the teechur" man.  

 

Found a History assignment due last week that wasn't done,  man.

Din-din was fajita chicken strips + Costco scalloped potatoes, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. didn't finish all his and kept asking for snacks, "finish your din-din or nothing man" man.

 

Mini-B. did slipshod job on History assignment, rescued by us man.

 

E-mailed non-P-Math teechur about Mini-B.'s situation, hoping for communication man.

(Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reports that other parents are equally discombobulated, not-alone we man.)

(Mini-B. reports that other stoodents are equally discombobulated, not-alone wee man.)

Got Many00% cover-assing response, complete intestinal excrement of bulls man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will caucus with this teechur next week, only availability man.

We recommend placing one's life savings on ex-Mrs.-T-B., don't mess with Mini-B. in her presence man.

 

Discussed new morning procedure with Mini-B., receptive wee man.

We shall see if it up-wakes us too early, willing to experiment for wee man's sake we man.

 

Major storm expected overnight, hit hay early we man.

Expect to be jolted awake by Many, Many, Many, Many, or Many a.m., thunderous man.

Party with the rubias truncated, cavort truncatedly we man.

[Chancy 6,241]

Finally convinced MrChancy to go to Golden Corral with me last weekend.  He was reluctant, but I had been really curious about those steaks that people fight over -- https://www.today.com/food/news/golden-corral-fight-rcna14500

 

It was ok, but I don't think I'd go back there again.  Also, there was no steak.  Thankfully, there was no brawl (this time).