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1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Next will be whiter teeth. I've never have had nice white teeth

We can refer you to our dentist in Mexico, si D ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Friday ES report, see man:

 

We attended all Many (2+2+2) itineraried ESs, diligent we man.

The first, second, and Many'th (2+2+2th) ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- 2 new large boxes Kleenex = $Many ($2+1), OK man

  -- nearly full box nitrile gloves = $2, deal man

  -- tupac clear Many00-watt incandescent bulbs = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Went to doctor, long wait but great caucus man.

Then went ES-ing, plenty of time man.

Skipped lunch on the ES road, timing man.

Returned to casa at 2 p.m., service miu demanding treats man.

 

Lunch was onecan S+Ms, ingest we man.

Wonderful siesta was taken, postprandial zzz we man.

 

Arose to de-skool MIni-B., retrieve wee man we man man.

Mini-B. insisted on going straight to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, new game available today man.

Got Mini-B. 2 hours later, ravenous wee man man.

Din-din was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *BOGO WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Movie night was Top Gun Maverick, excellent man

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Barring a miracle, weekly popcorn quota will not be met, prayers therefor man.

 

Mini-B. bedded way way late, delinquent zzz for wee man man.

He (and we) will be zombies tomorrow, almost guaranteed man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs for Saturday, unsure of our motivation to go man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We indeed attended all Many (2+1) itineraried ESs, diligent we man.

All Many (2+1) yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- kitchen tongs, partial bottle apricot scrub = $1, steal man

 -- Ralph Lauren bath towel & warshcloth = $1, steal man

 -- book of "Savvy Sayin's" (cowboy/western/Texan) = $Many ($2+2), OK man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Mini-B. beefed about lagging Wi-fi, so we dropped him at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, mollified wee man man.

 

Lunch was the remaining scalloped potatoes from Costco, ingest we man.

A great siesta was taken, postprandial zzz we man.

 

Din-din was chicken enchiladas from Costco, too spicy but ingest anyway Two Guys man.

 

Convinced Mini-B. to try on his long pants, test for size before autumn man.

Many (2+2) black, Many (2+2) blue, and 1 gray no longer fit, sprouting wee man.

This gives us time to hunt for more, good to know now man.

 

Miu has been needy and interactive, needy interactive miu man.

Just served din-din, Fancy Feast turkey + carrots man.

Miu won't eat the carrots, obligate carnivore miu man.

 

Visit to Mama T-B. planned for Sunday, ecstatic senior she man.

We fully expect to get our body parts lectured off, sigh and :bonk: and :girlwerewolf2xn: man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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On 9/9/2023 at 6:15 PM, TBoneTX said:

 

 -- book of "Savvy Sayin's" (cowboy/western/Texan) = $Many ($2+2), OK man

 

Looking forward to hear authentic Texan savvy sayin's.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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1 hour ago, Neonred said:

authentic Texan savvy sayin'

"Surprise is a near-sighted porcupine fallin' in love with a cactus, si man."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

For second consecutive night, miu loudly announced wish to play feather-rollers at Many a.m., :girlwerewolf2xn: man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., we and wee and ecstatic senior she man.

Mama T-B. didn't yell at us, mild surprise man.

However, senior she man lectured us for Many minutes, gave us a grocery list with exhaustive instructions, and ordered us to pick up her pills at Walgreens, mandatorily compliant we man.

 

Amidst the above, wrangled elements of Many (2+1) laundry loads, changed both beds, and took 2 calls from Mama T-B. reminding us to retrieve her pills, :girlwerewolf2xn: man.

 

Lunch was the remaining 2 overly spicy Costco enchiladas, ingest we man.

Retrieved Mini-B., sleepy wee man.

Finished wrangling laundry, victorious we man.

 

Little amigo wanted to meet at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, for God's sake man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. thus collected Mini-B. for ~2 hours, made no sense man.

We siesta'd for a blessed hour, one bright spot man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then returned Mini-B. prior to collecting him for non-Two-Guys week, :bonk: man.

Din-din for Mini-B. was Modified Tuna Glop, nuked rice + onecan tuna ingest wee man man.

Din-din for us was toucans Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man.

Most of an AFV rerun was watched, watch we man and ex-she man and partially wee man man.

As usual, ex-Mrs.-T-B. dozed off during it, burn candle at all Many ends ex-she man man.

 

We announced to miu that Big Bruddah was going away, prepare miu we man.

Mini-B. said goodbye to miu, clear language man.

As soon as Mini-B. left, miu began needy questioning of us, where's Big Bruddah huh man.  :bonk: 

 

Dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man.

Mini-B.'s room restocked for next Two Guys week, prepare early we man.

Miu sat on Mini-B.'s clean laundry, :girlwerewolf2xn: man.

Party with the rubias begins shortly, cavort we man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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16 hours ago, Neonred said:

authentic Texan savvy sayin'

"It's all right to take your time in a gunfight just as long as you're the first to shoot, si man."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

"Surprise is a near-sighted porcupine fallin' in love with a cactus, si man."

 

34 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

"It's all right to take your time in a gunfight just as long as you're the first to shoot, si man."

As much as I hated to, I had to give you up votes.

 

LOL

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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2 hours ago, Neonred said:

As much as I hated to, I had to give you up votes.

"If you always do right, you will please some folks and make the rest wonder what you're up to, si man."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

"If you always do right, you will please some folks and make the rest wonder what you're up to, si man."

Now I just need to find and give up votes to 50 of Boiler's posts...😁

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

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49 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Now I just need to find and give up votes to Many of Boiler's posts...😁

P-Math error precised, see and :bonk: man.

 

"Some folks got no more conscience than a cow in a stampede, no man."

"You can warsh your hands but not your conscience, si and no man."

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Took Mini-B.'s outgrown clothes to the children's resale place, hopeful we man.

They took very few, eagle-eyed clothing-purchasers sigh man.

Nevertheless, we made $Many-&-a-half ($[2+2+2] + half a buck), successful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.

 

Lunch (encompassing din-din) was at a nearby Golden Corral, visit we man.

We consumed Many (2+2+1) plates, ingest we man.

Many (2+1) of these were piled with beef pot roast, lemon-pepper tilapia, and meatloaf, ingest we man.

We think that our consumption nearly equaled the price of the buffet, financially savvy we man.

 

A roaring siesta was taken at the casa, zzz we man.

 

We have slowly been prepping for our day out on Tuesday, long and hectic man.

Tonight's cavorting with the rubias will be truncated, early night man.

We expect to return on Tuesday to an indignant, even outraged, miu, predict we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

We did a same-day down-&-back trip to Mexico, first one of those in quite a while man.

This was chiefly for a repeat dental caucus, occlusal orthotic appliance (OOA) man.

 

Set alarm for o'dark-Many, anathema man.

Left casa in reasonably good time, mildly self-surprised we man.

This was during going-to-work time for the non-Business-Typhoon peons, si man.

At the Many (2x2x2 +2) red lights, got stuck Many (2x2x2 +2+1) times, :girlwerewolf2xn: man.

We made up time on the beltway, fortunately no bored constables man.

 

Decided to park in the garage contiguous to the airport, see just below and far below man.

Needed to hike literally half a mile to the terminal, lot corridors escalators corridors man.

 

Airport far emptier than we expected, surprised we man.

Made it to gate in ample time, adrenaline-crash man.

 

Flight to south Texas left Many (2+1) minutes early and arrived Many (2x2x2 +1) minutes early, boon man.

Flight was on a Boeing MaxMany (2x2x2) and didn't crash, bigger boon man.

 

First in line for rental car, brand-new Ford Expedition with only Many00 miles on it man.

 

Stupid U.S.-side parking for Mexico doubled in price from $2 to $Many, grrrRRRRRRRRR man!

Almost cheaper to drive in, risk long lines returning however man.

Parking-space was quite a bit farther in the lot than we've usually found, long hike man.

 

"Short" walk across border footbridge hotter than blazes, sweat we in Many00-degree elements man.

Made dentist appointment 2 minutes early, great timing man.

 

Was there for a whole hour, intense man.

Dentist evaluated lab's previous attempt at making OOA, unwearable by we man man.

Dentist took Many (2x2x2 -1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2 -1) -- new impressions, various techniques man.

Our jaw and temporomandibular joints were aching after all that, ow man.

Dentist will send new impressions to lab and hopes that this effort will pay off, si man.

We have a difficult mouth, hosed by incompetent orthodontist during our Manyage years man.

 

Lunch was at our favorite Mexican lunch restaurant, si man.

We were the only customer the whole time, slow Tuesday man.

We had, see man:

 -- Many (2+2+1) grilled tilapia strips, ingest we man

 -- real French fries from real potatoes, ingest we man

 -- scoop of tender rice, ingest we man

 -- serving of lettuce/tomato/onion salad, ingest we man

 -- basket of very thick, freshly baked cheaps, ingest Many we man

The cost for this was $Many ($2x2x2), unparalleled man.

 

We had much time to kill before return flight, kill-timing we man.

Visited several stores to price Palmolive bar soap for Mama T-B., request senior she man.

Amazing numerous varieties of said soap, unfindable in U.S. man.

 

Got several other items for ourself, Mama T-B., and Mini-B., give-gifting we man.

Settled on one store for the soap, hope that Mama T-B. likes said soap man.

Found a place to change our shirt and fully consumed sweatband, no match for hot weather man.

 

Walked back across footbridge a bit before Many p.m., hottest part of day man.

The CBP agents were gracious in our disheveled presence*, si man.

     *several might want Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, not the venue to make $ale$ in man

 

Blasted full A/C on ourself the entire drive back to airport town, out-drying we man.

 

Went to favorite thrift store, shop we man.

Found Many** items mostly for Mini-B., good stuff*** man.

     **inventory to be reported on Wednesday, too tired we man man

     ***on special discount day, timed for this purpose by financially savvy man

 

We figured that an early din-din would kill just enough remaining time, consider ingestation we man.

Went to most famous Mexican restaurant in town, been there Many times man.

Had Many (2+1) soft tacos of shredded chicken/lettuce/tomato, rice, & refried beans, order we man.

Sadly, the best part was the rice & lettuce/tomato, ingest all anyway we man.

The cost for this before tip was $Many ($2x2x2 +1 + change), not bad man.

 

Gassed the rental T-B.-mobile, not much gas used man.

Got to airport quite early, only customer at airline counter and TSA we man.

Because of aerosol pit-spray purchase, had to check our Many-lb. ([2x2x2 +2]-lb.) bag, a record man.

 

Return flight pulled back from gate Many (2x2x2 +1) minutes early, propitious man.

However, waited on taxiway for Many (2x2x2x2 +1) minutes, flow-pattern at home airport man.

Flight arrived at home airport Many (2+2) minutes late, oh well man.

And the co-pilot was a young rubia, surprised that we made it back at all man!

 

We must have walked for 2 or Many miles in airport and to the T-B.-mobile, good grief man.

The fee for parking was quite a bit more than in our usual off-site ramp, :bonk: we man.

We shall never park in the "contiguous" airport ramp again, no man.

 

Mini-B. had visited miu after skool to treat/feed miu, Big Bruddah-ly duties man.

Miu nevertheless anxious for our company, How Dare You Abandon Me Daddy man.

Before anything, we fed miu din-din, Cat-Daddy duty man.

After taking much-needed**** shower, played feather-rollers with miu, insistent miu man.

     ****an understatement, sweaty we man

Iced far too few swollen joints during late TV news, swell we man.

 

In summary, a good trip, all worked out man.

We are surprised that we are this coherent (quiet, shhh man!) and awake, stamina we man.

However, we don't know what will remain swollen tomorrow, worrisome man.

And we don't know whether we will be fizzicly***** operative tomorrow, no man.

     *****should be the spelling, si man

We do know that we are as dehydrated as a desert carcass long picked over by multiple buzzards, nonelectrolytical we man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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