Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

We bifurcated our errands, transportationally savvy we man.

The first set included Many (2+1) stops, see man:

    1.  Favorite large thrift shop for stuff for Mini-B., si man;

    2.  Favorite Chinese buffet, si man; and

Many.  Costco Business Center, si man.

 

1.  We spent $Many, discounted to $Many after our discount, financially savvy we man.

2.  We consumed Many (2+1) heaping plates of beef/chicken, ingest we man.

Many.  We spent $Many on a necessary Many (2+1) items, successful we man.

 

While at 2., we got a furious call from Mama T-B., enraged senior she man.

-- She had to yell at Uncle T-B., not unusual except this was in public man.

-- She was mad because a seatbelt-tension adjustor in the Mama-T-B.-mobile had been broken by us during the warmup-drive that she had begged us to make, guess we did feel something break off man.

 

Therefore, we are to report to Mama T-B. after retrieving Uncle T-B. from his doctor caucus on Wednesday morn, under orders we man.

     A.  We are to take the Mama-T-B.-mobile to one place for "free" installation of the new tensioner, si man.

     B.  We are then to go to another place to get the battery tested for free, si man.

     C.  We are then to go to a Many'rd place if neither of the previous places airs tyres, si man.  

 

There goes our day, bye man.

We are then to pick up Mini-B. from skool, Two Guys day man.

 

Returning to thrilling Tuesday report, q.v. man:

Lunch violently ran through us, not sure why but not fun man.

Attempted siesta was interrupted by 2 phone calls, answer neither we man.

 

Later, we felt less sickly, recover we man.

We ran our second set of errands, 2 stops successful we man.

 

Miu has just clawed our leather chair, Play With Me Daddy man.

The rubias are congregated for our nightly party, must cavort we man.

What a great Tuesday, indeed thrilling man.

[Neonred 3,576]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

    2.  Favorite Chinese buffet, si man; and

Many.  

 

Lunch violently ran through us, not sure why but not fun man.

 

Did the cute girl at the Chinese buffet try to poison you?  

Guess she wasn't happy that you have been avoiding her...

[Ontarkie 14,286]

The school the Tornado went to for K and 1st grade. The same school who would not protect her her after we called multiple times and the same school who did nothing after 7 kids attacked her in Grade 1. Ya well they had a kid show up with a gun yesterday. Second day of school and that happens, the school is not taking any action on the child either. This is why we homeschool, we even called the police when she was attacked. They did nothing and told us they cannot do anything as the school is the one that has to handle it. We were encouraged to sue the school board. Ya like they aren't loaded with lawyers. 

Edited August 16, 2023 by Ontarkie

[TBoneTX 45,570]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

Did the cute girl at the Chinese buffet try to poison you?  

Guess she wasn't happy that you have been avoiding her...

The other one, also not that cute, was "ours" this time, 是的先生*.

     *Chinese for "si, man"

They probably don't care as long as we tip them, $i and no man.

45 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

they had a kid show up with a gun yesterday. Second day of school and that happens, the school is not taking any action on the child either.

Isn't there popular outrage, huh D ma'am?!

[Ontarkie 14,286]

43 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

The other one, also not that cute, was "ours" this time, 是的先生*.

     *Chinese for "si, man"

They probably don't care as long as we tip them, $i and no man.

Isn't there popular outrage, huh D ma'am?!

Amazingly not enough of one.

Ppl keep going on how great that school is but it truly does suck. Ppl have blinders on or they are used to bad schools and gave up.

[TBoneTX 45,570]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Amazingly not enough of one.

Sheesh, sheesh D ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

how great that school is

It must have really good sports teams, sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,570]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We had to arise at o'dark-Many,  man.

Uncle T-B. had a doc appointment, who schedules these things man.

Got there one minute late, killed ourself man.

Waited one hour to be seen for Many (2+2+2+1) minutes,  man.

Medicine is a real racket, conclude we man.

 

Dropped off Uncle T-B. and then went to see Mama T-B., in rare form senior she man.

We have never been yelled at like that since... well, last time, no man.

In addition, Mama T-B. puts the hyphen in #######-retentive, detailed particular senior she man.

 

Did the various errands, surprisingly grateful senior she man.

Mama T-B. gave us lunch leftovers, ingest at the casa we man.

We then napped, siesta we man.

 

'Twas Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

We were supposed to retrieve Mini-B. from skool, request of ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

However, ex-she man failed to inform wee man of this,  man.

Mini-B. rather off-urinated, we don't blame wee man we man.

 

Mini-B. soon down-calmed, at casa with miu man.

We went to get Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought BOGO WUOC, financially savvy we man

Viewed a few Baba-Mails, not enough man.

Aired all large & small balls, full of hot air man.

Played mini-hoop basketball, active man.

At dusk, played outdoor basketball, dodge wasps man.

Mini-B. quite satisfied, satisfied wee man man.

We quite satisfied, satisfied we man man.

A good Two Guys eve, conclude Two Guys man.

 

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

Start itinerarying ES list tonight/tomorrow, prepared we man.

[Ontarkie 14,286]

Little dogs aka the weasels weigh about 10-15 pounds. Labrador weighs 110lbs. Guess who the new kittens can walk around freely with and not be chased? The 110lb dog. Dang weasels are brain dead. A few more swats to the nose should cure them. 

[TBoneTX 45,570]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Little dogs aka the weasels weigh about Many pounds. Labrador weighs Many lbs. Guess who the new kittens can walk around freely with and not be chased? The Many-lb dog.

If you were in Poland, there'd be no problem, see and no ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

A few more swats to the nose should cure them. 

Abuse-animaling Ontarklar!  Abuse-animaling, ABUSE-ANIMALING Ontarklar!

[Chancy 6,242]

20 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Ppl keep going on how great that school is but it truly does suck.

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

It must have really good sports teams

 

Saw a video recently about our suburb.  The YouTuber said the top reason to move here is the great schools.  Then he went on and on about the schools' track and football fields.  Nothing about graduation rates or student test scores.  So the schools here are great because they have fancy sports facilities??? 🤦‍♀️

 

[Ontarkie 14,286]

48 minutes ago, Chancy said:

 

Saw a video recently about our suburb.  The YouTuber said the top reason to move here is the great schools.  Then he went on and on about the schools' track and football fields.  Nothing about graduation rates or student test scores.  So the schools here are great because they have fancy sports facilities??? 🤦‍♀️

 

This school doesn't even have that. It's just so many think its the same school they sent their kids to 20 years ago and that is far from the truth. But they keep telling new residents how great the school is. The teachers that we had for the almost 2 yrs were good teachers but sadly the Principle, VP and the other administration do not care. When we took the Tornado out they had a girl in 5th grade also get attacked and their solution to that was to send the kids in split recess. Boys at one time girls at the other. Too bad the bullies in that school are in both groups so it didn't solve anything. The 5th grade parents did get lawyers involved and because the bullying was also over social media the school couldn't hide it. 

 

When this gun incident happen they didn't even tell the parents and tried to hide it But parents found out and started blasting social media and then news got involved. How did this kid get a gun in the school, they use clear or mesh back packs so you can see into it. They have metal detectors at the entrance. Oh but kids do not have to use the metal detectors just adults. 

[TBoneTX 45,570]

1 hour ago, Chancy said:

So the schools here are great because they have fancy sports facilities???

No, no, no, C ma'am!   

The skools are good because they're close to an excellent selection of roadkill for lunches, si C ma'am!   

[TBoneTX 45,570]

State motto for Louisiana, see C ma'am:

"We're Not All Drunk Cajun Whackos, no man, But That's Our Tourism Campaign, si man"

[TBoneTX 45,570]

34 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

5th grade

State Motto for Arkansas, see D ma'am:  "Litterasy Ain't Everthang, no man"

[Chancy 6,242]

22 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

excellent selection of roadkill for lunches

 

Tru dat.  I see roadkill every week on the highway beside the school in our neighborhood.

 

29 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

State motto for Louisiana, see C ma'am:

"We're Not All Drunk Cajun Whackos, no man, But That's Our Tourism Campaign, si man"

 

Close.  It's "Feed Your Soul.  With Daiquiris.  There's a Bar in Every Street Corner."