Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,672]

We probably buy more there than anywhere, ironically man.

[Neonred 3,774]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Breakfast for Mini-B. was an Aldi "Meat-Lover's Breakfast Bowl," ingest with pleasure wee man man.

We will add this item to his breakfast roster, chiefly now corn dogs or chicken melts man.

 

Oh my.  That boy needs his mother feeding him healthy food, NOT corn dogs, etc.

 

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We are jockeying for a return meeting with the EJC, jockey we man.

 

 

You're the jockey with the EJC?

 

I don't think I want to go there...

[TBoneTX 46,672]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

That boy needs his mother feeding him healthy food, NOT corn dogs, etc.

Mini-B. is almost as tall as we are now, corn-dog diet man.

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

You're the jockey with the EJC?

We're a calendar-jockey, organizational we man.

And we laid our trap and you fell for it, hee hee man.

[Neonred 3,774]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We're a calendar-jockey

 

 

What calendar is that?

 

Must be some crazy pictures in that one.

[TBoneTX 46,672]

You're up past your bedtime, zzz man.

To keep yourself out of trouble, see man, si man:

 

[TBoneTX 46,672]

Thrilling final Wednesday report, see finally man:

 

Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

The ##### maid put some of our cups up in a cabinet, discovered accidentally by we man man.  

She also stuffed a clean pillow into miu's fluffy mat,          man.

Pillow is now covered in fuzz and miu-hair,  man.

She also moved our bathroom stuff all around,  man.

Why are chicas constitutionally incapable of leaving guys' stuff alone, huh man?  

 

After informing the PJC to quit texting us, we lay down for our siesta, zzz we man.

The instant we did so, the ##### lawn crews started on the park across the street,  man.

The instant they quit, Uncle T-B. called us twice to moan about his phone & computer,  man.

We got maybe Many -- si man, Many -- minutes of zzz, bad or good depending on value of Many man.

 

Din-din was the entire pack of Aldi beef taquitos, ingest Many (2x2x2 +2) each Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. didn't want backyard football, last chance before pending monsoons man.

Our beautiful mow-lawning job came to naught, sigh man.

 

Movie night was Many ([2x2] Manyzen) Hrs., watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2+2+2+1) bowls for the week, quota within range man.

 

Must arise at o'dark-Many (Bro G. Walmarting time) to get Mini-B. to Band sectional,  man.

Then must run taxes-related errand for Mama T-B., certainly in the pending monsoon man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report and  we man.

[Neonred 3,774]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Must arise at o'dark-Many (Bro G. Walmarting time) 

I'd be pleased if you would stop at the store at opening time....

 

 

Edited Thursday at 01:39 PM by Neonred

[TBoneTX 46,672]

58 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I'd be pleased if you would stop at the store at opening time

We would NOT be pleased, no man.

[mam521 2,367]

On 3/23/2025 at 8:35 PM, TBoneTX said:

As always, when we sat under ceiling fan to off-cool, miu sat in our lap, why does she do this man.

Because she feels the need to sprinkle her fur into your sweat because it sticks amazingly well and makes you itchy, all while allowing her to sniff all the outside smells.  

 

On 3/25/2025 at 11:10 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling springtime observation, see man:

 

Last year, next-door neighbor cut down irritatingly leaf-dropping oak tree, bye man.

Later, across-street neighbor pruned Many (2+1) oak trees of all branches, no longer branching out man.

This winter, we don't recall having had to rake leaves at all, dream come true man.   

 

This has solved the years-long OPIOID crisis, to wit man:

Other

People's

Infernal

Oak leaves

Infesting our

Driveway, si man.

I think it was just windier that usual this year.  I managed to get away with mowing with the bag in the back yard this year.  We bag mowed the front once, raked once and have to blow and bag once more but that seems to be light compared to the usual double digit bags we typically fill each weekend for Feb and Mar. 

 

I'm suffering from The Pollening.  What's the acronym for incessant male oak gametes bombarding my immune system, making me miserable? 

[TBoneTX 46,672]

9 minutes ago, mam521 said:

Because she feels the need to sprinkle her fur into your sweat because it sticks amazingly well and makes you itchy, all while allowing her to sniff all the outside smells. 

You should be a miu psychologist, si mam ma'am.

10 minutes ago, mam521 said:

mowing with the bag in the back yard

We typically just mow over all leaves but have to rake them away from shrubbery first, si man.

We don't recall having to do the latter part at all, heavenly man.

11 minutes ago, mam521 said:

What's the acronym for incessant male oak gametes bombarding my immune system, making me miserable? 

S.I.N.U.S. C.R.@.P., si mam ma'am.

12 minutes ago, mam521 said:

incessant male oak gametes

English-only outside the regional forums, si and  mam ma'am!

[mam521 2,367]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

English-only outside the regional forums, si and  mam ma'am!

I'd use different words but the language doesn't align with the T&C of use here!  🤣

[Ban Hammer 13,853]

1 hour ago, mam521 said:

I'd use different words but the language doesn't align with the T&C of use here!  🤣

i suspect it will be similar to me describing chiggers.

[TBoneTX 46,672]

2 hours ago, mam521 said:

I'd use different words but the language doesn't align with the T&C of use here!  🤣

Read the abstract of this paper, see mam ma'am:

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23541117/

[TBoneTX 46,672]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Arose at o'dark-Many to take Mini-B. to Band sectional,  man.

Got several calls from & about Uncle T-B.,  man.

Casa Health Care bent over backward to accommodate his need for attention, needy senior he man man.

 

Did important tax-fax for Mama T-B., compliant we man.

Got foto of Mini-B. enlarged to Many" x Many", compliant we man.

Did/got/delivered all while Mama T-B. at lunch, efficient we man.

 

Went to look at complex's recycle bins, recent Subway coupons man.

They'd just been emptied,          man!

We were royally steamed but plotted a return visit, coincided with below man.

 

Used store coupons at CVS to save approx. half off something, financially savvy we man.

Got extra $Many-off coupons from register receipt, heaven man.

Store didn't have other needed product, no man.

Went to second CVS to save approx. half off that, financially savvy we man.

 

Got our hairs cut, Many weeks overdue man.

Barberette was Natalia from Argentina, blue eyes black hair quite congenial she man.

Divorced with 2 kids ages Many & Many years respectively, Strike 1 man.

Looked far older than she should have, Strike 2 man.

Gravelly voice, Strike Many (2+1) man.

Too tired/busy to date, Strike Many (2+2) man.

We therefore didn't ask for her number, lots like that man.

 

Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

A shower and lengthy siesta were then taken, Clean for Gene and zzz we man.

 

Din-din was grilled chicken patties from Costso + can corn, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. high-Many'd us afterward, successful Two Guys din-din man.

 

Mama T-B. had yet another Rx ready to pick up, intensely pained senior she man man.

It's an even stronger narcotic than the previous two, intensely pained senior she man man.

It hurts us to see her like that, can barely walk senior she man man.

Mama T-B. provided Many (2+1) desserts for Mini-B., latter ingesting 1 or 2 now man.

 

On our way out, we revisited recycle bins, opportunistic we man.

Not much was in there, dumpster-dive deeply we man.

We found enough Subway coupons to last through next month,  financially savvy we man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2+2+1) ESs and a GS for Friday, itinerary we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Edited Friday at 04:20 AM by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,774]

i'm back in the Keys for a long weekend.  Trying to do this at the end of every month.

 

And @TBoneTX, do you know the worst thing about the Keys?

 

There is no Walmart.  What will I do early in the morning?

 

Tomorrow early am I'm going to make sourdough bread, and since the oven will be hot I'm going to make brownies too.  No reason to waste time first thing in the morning.