Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,612]

2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

not really.............

Someone woke up on the wrong side of inferior-primate bed this morning, see man.

[Ban Hammer 13,836]

22 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Someone woke up on the wrong side of inferior-primate bed this morning, see man.

the benefits of sleeping in a bed instead of a tree   

[TBoneTX 46,612]

Thrilling springtime observation, see man:

 

Last year, next-door neighbor cut down irritatingly leaf-dropping oak tree, bye man.

Later, across-street neighbor pruned Many (2+1) oak trees of all branches, no longer branching out man.

This winter, we don't recall having had to rake leaves at all, dream come true man.   

 

This has solved the years-long OPIOID crisis, to wit man:

Other

People's

Infernal

Oak leaves

Infesting our

Driveway, si man.

[Neonred 3,770]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Walmarted to return 2 Mama T-B. rejects and grocery for Mama T-B., not at o'dark-

Many a.m. Bro G man.

Found everything for Mama T-B., including markdown bakery stuff man.

Found sugar-free apple pie on markdown for us and Mini-B., purchase we man.Got other stuff (see "din-din" below) to make up for Aldi's reprehensible lack of stock, might as well man.

 

 

 

Ah, the joys of Walmart shopping. 

Too bad you were there so late.

[TBoneTX 46,612]

53 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Too bad you were there so late.

Too bad we got adequate sleep after going to bed at an adult's hour, so there man.

And, had we arrived earlier, we might have missed out on the closeout bakery items, so there man.

Actually, too bad we were there at all, hate Walmart we man.

Edited 15 hours ago by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,770]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Actually, too bad we were there at all, hate Walmart we man.

 

You'd love it if you arrived at the correct time!  

Did I tell you what time I shop there?

🤣

[Neonred 3,770]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Too bad we got adequate sleep after going to bed at an adult's hour, so there man.

But all us old folks in Florida go to sleep by 8:30 and get up by 4:00am. 

 

That's a good 7 1/2 hours worth.  LOL

 

😉

[TBoneTX 46,612]

24 minutes ago, Neonred said:

But all us old folks in Florida go to sleep by half-past Many and get up by Many am. 

That's a good Many-&-a-half hours worth.

And you're also no longer capable of P-Math, no man.

[Ban Hammer 13,836]

15 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

And you're also no longer capable of P-Math, no man.

that sounds like keeping track of how many times an old person has to get up and go to the bathroom every night............

[TBoneTX 46,612]

6 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

that sounds like keeping track of how many times an old person has to get up and go to the bathroom every night............

From prostrate to prostate to prostrate to prostate, pee man...   

Edited 7 hours ago by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,612]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Breakfast for Mini-B. was an Aldi "Meat-Lover's Breakfast Bowl," ingest with pleasure wee man man.

We will add this item to his breakfast roster, chiefly now corn dogs or chicken melts man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

A decent siesta was thereafter taken, zzz we man.

 

We are jockeying for a return meeting with the EJC, jockey we man.

 

Din-din was (each) Many (2+1) slices of Costco luncheon ham further sliced into one Manyzen pieces, Many (2x2x2 +2) Aldi tater tots, half a can of pork & beans from an ES, and r'br from Lowes Market, ingest Two Guys man.

Dessert (each) was 1/Many'th (1/[2+2th]) of an expires-today no-sugar-added apple pie on Walmart* markdown, dessert Two Guys man.

     *shaddap Bro G man man

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. would never dream of producing or serving such a magnificent Two Guys din-din, no man.   

 

Mini-B. didn't want to play backyard football or have a movie night,  man.

He did, however, almost finish his current English assignment, caught-up wee man man.

Wednesday will be our last rainless day of the week, so must play football then man.

 

Worthless maid says she'll show up at the casa Wednesday, bets on that man?

No other formal plans, no plan we man man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.