Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,766]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Parting words were "Why don't you find a wife so I can finally die, huh man?," si man.

 

 

Apparently Mama T-B will live forever.

[Ban Hammer 13,813]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling (?) Thursday report, see man:

 

She wanted us to take her to the emergency room pronto, hip issues man.

 

that made me think of lord piledriver and layla - and has anyone heard from layla?  last i remember seeing her was when the cali
fires were burning in her area.

[TBoneTX 46,566]

17 hours ago, Neonred said:

Apparently Mama T-B will live forever.

And it's your fault for not finding us an eligible rubia, shame man!

15 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

has anyone heard from layla?

Not since the last "it came close but we're fine," no man.

[TBoneTX 46,566]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We did not attend any, see below man.

 

Before readying ourself for GS-ing, we checked our chica correspondence, check we man.

We ended up furiously alternating texts between 2 Junior Chicas, one needy one yakking man.

All this was amidst an ultra-active, ultra-demanding, aysheep miu, aysheep miu man.

 

The needy JC was one whom we'd hoped to meet for several weeks, si man.

She is the EJC, Exotic Junior Chica man.

She had been ripped off by amigas, too kind-hearted EJC she man.

We offered in-person emotional support and asked when, si man.

She said, "Right away," say EJC man to we man man.

 

We were prepared to go to the EJC, si man.

Instead, they began fumigating her apartment, great timing man.

The EJC therefore came to our casa, si man.

We had to prepare in a hurry, prep ourself and casa hurriedly we man.

Lunch was Costco "egg bites," OK but rather unsubstantial as an entrée, ingest hurriedly we man.

 

The EJC is strikingly beautiful, major fox EJC man.

She is a mix of Many (2+1) heritages, indeed an exotic JC man.

We will see her again, most likely on Tuesday man.

 

Other JC turned out to have champagne tastes, forget her man.

 

By the time the EJC left, it was after 2 p.m. and too late for GS-ing/ES-ing, oh well man.

We continued texting with the other JC, yak yak YAK she man.

After a couple of hours, other JC turned out to have champagne tastes, forget her man.

By now, it was after Many p.m. and too late to run many errands, traffic building man.

We went to Aldi, shop for most of Two Guys Week provender* man.

     *of course, they were out of 2 key items,  man

 

Lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2] p.m.) was onebag of Aldi mixed vegetables, ingest we man.

Miu was finally zzz-ing upstairs, zzz miu man.

We then slightly opened a tin of Costco sardines, open we and shaddap Bro G. man.

The infernal tab broke off,  man.

Amidst splashed sardine-oil, we tried a can-opener, not very successful man.

We ended up shoving the sardines toward one end or the other with use of a fork, inefficiently ingest we man.

This was almost too much work except for the wasted expense otherwise, reason cheap we man.

 

It was now too late for a siesta and mow-lawning, both desperately needed man.

An exhausted siesta was thus taken, zzz we man.

 

We have a JC to possibly meet briefly on Saturday morning, possibly man.

We have a JC to possibly see on Saturday eve, possibly man.

We have itineraried a maximum Many (2+2) GSs and a maximum Many (2+2) ESs, itinerary we man.

We must absolutely mow the lawn, mandatory man!

Mow-lawning makes us useless for anything else, out-wipe we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.