Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,749]

On 3/14/2025 at 10:09 PM, yuna628 said:

My husband's accent is such that a lot of people confuse him for being Scottish. They say it is thick but I have always understood him compared to some members of his family I cannot understand at all. He's tried very hard to flatten it so coworkers can understand him better, but he's so amused by people confusing certain words. 

 

 

 

 

Our son in law (wife's daughter's husband) is from Dorchester and even I have to concentrate to understand him.  Every once in a while I just don't understand him.  My wife has a much harder time understanding him and often asks me for the English to American translation.

 

[Neonred 3,749]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

She has Many (2+2) kids -- si man, Many (2+2) kids, wow and   man.

        1.   Girl age Many (2x2x2 +2+2+1), wee she man

        2.  Boy age Many (2x2x2 +2+2), wee he man

Many.   Boy age Many (2x2x2), wee he man

Many.   Girl age Many (2+2+1), wee she man

 

Sounds like an Ontarklar-in-training, professional bear-childing abilities evident man.

 

Sounds like she is looking for a parenting partner.  

 

Probably wanting a few more kids.

 

You'll be perfect for the job!

[TBoneTX 46,521]

41 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Sounds like she is looking for a parenting partner.  

She seems to have that down pretty well herself, amazing man.

41 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Probably wanting a few more kids.

Aspiring to Ontarklar-level production, obviously.

Impressively fecund Ontarklar!  Impressively fecund, IMPRESSIVELY FECUND Ontarklar!

42 minutes ago, Neonred said:

You'll be perfect for the job!

Rubias get more leeway in these matters, si man.

22 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

so jump back and forth to decipher what cheeta is saying - nope.

We recommend more evolution on your part, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 46,521]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Spectacular weather, Texas weather Many man.

Of course, we did not leave the casa all day, perfect Sunday man.

 

Conquered the Many (2+1) LLs, domestic we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

 

Miu was soundly zzz-ing on Mini-B.'s bed, zzz miu man.

We thought it opportune to snack on a tin of sardines, snack we man.

Of course, miu comes all the way downstairs the instant the lid is off,  man.

We had to hold the tin high and keep pivoting to avoid intense miu interest,  man.

We're surprised that we didn't get sardine oil all over the place, somehow-proficient we man.

We managed to consume the entire tin while dodging interested miu, ingest we man.

 

Meeting PJC (Proximal Junior Chica) Monday afternoon, meet we PJC man.

Lunching with RJC (Rubia Junior Chica) Thursday, lunch we man.

Two other chicas are initially interested in us, too, see what happens man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Ban Hammer 13,782]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

We recommend more evolution on your part, conclude we man.

perhaps jane goodall can help..........

[TBoneTX 46,521]

2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

perhaps jane goodall can help..........

Fling some poo and draw some attention.

[mrmvkjts 469]

On 3/14/2025 at 11:37 AM, TBoneTX said:

There are myriad ways to get out of this, si and Mr. Y ma'am should avail himself, Y ma'am.

 

I would never in a million years want to get out of jury duty! No, sir!

But here I am, not even a citizen(yet) haha

[TBoneTX 46,521]

13 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

I would never in a Many,000,000 years want to get out of jury duty! No, sir!

1.   P-Math error corrected, si and see and  QA ma'am.

2.  Naïve QA ma'am!  Naïve, NAÏVE QA ma'am!

[TBoneTX 46,521]

Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa until Many p.m., see below man.

We were corresponding all day with the FNSJJC (Foxy Not-So-Junior Junior Chica), si man.

We are hoping to see her on Tuesday, hopeful we man.

If not, we can perhaps road-trip to see the RJCWBC (Remote Junior Chica With Bad Car), perhaps man.

 

PJC (Proximal JC) had heavy workload and had to back out of afternoon meeting, snakebitten man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

A subsequent siesta was attempted but not consummated,  man.

 

We left the casa after Many p.m. to grocery at Walmart for Mama T-B., pack-mule we man.

Amazingly, all desired items were available and store traffic was light, first time in some time man.

Mama T-B. didn't yell at us about much except to "find a wife, si man,"  man.

 

Din-din was Subway*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

A siesta thereafter was largely successful, zzz we man.

 

We had donated a bag of seemingly jalapeño'd cheaps to ex-Mrs.-T-B., mistakenly purchased by we man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took them to her birthday retreat, Mexicanas also there man.

Ex-she man reported that the cheaps were delicious, more sour than hot man.

We responded, "We bought you cheap**, si man," si man.

     **see very old story, see man

So that was our "cheap" contribution to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s birthday extravaganza, OK with us man.

 

We curbsided the garbage and ministered to needy miu, curbside and minister we man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

Tuesday plans as stated, q.v. above man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.