Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,489]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

OMG The Hillbilly leaves me stumped some times and he doesn't have that normal southern accident you hear around here. 

You should not listen to him at all, then, no D ma'am.

 

"My wife says I never listen to her... or something like that," si man.

[Ontarkie 14,674]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

You should not listen to him at all, then, no D ma'am.

 

"My wife says I never listen to her... or something like that," si man.

Good idea

[TBoneTX 46,489]

4 hours ago, yuna628 said:

Apparently, you actually can't get out of it in this town.

 

4 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

sounds familiar

 

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Pretty much the same here.

Many'rd-World places you live in, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 46,489]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and a GS

We attended all, honorable we man.

The GS, the 2nd ES, and the Many'rd ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- large metal funnel, NIP large din-din napkins, roll of wide masking-tape, Many-pack 

          ([2+2]-pack) Many00W light bulbs = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

 -- Many (2+1) small screwdrivers = $2, deal man

 -- "how to settle an estate" book, full box Kleenex, NIP bottle anti-itch lotion = 

          $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2)

[Ban Hammer 13,776]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

We attended all, honorable we man.

The GS, the 2nd ES, and the Many'rd ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- large metal funnel, NIP large din-din napkins, roll of wide masking-tape, Many-pack 

          ([2+2]-pack) Many00W light bulbs = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

 -- Many (2+1) small screwdrivers = $2, deal man

 -- "how to settle an estate" book, full box Kleenex, NIP bottle anti-itch lotion = 

          $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2)

if i understand this right, you're meeting gals at garage sales?

[TBoneTX 46,489]

49 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

if i understand this right, you're meeting gals at garage sales?

You understand wrong, inferior primate man.

However, we beheld an absolute knockout rubia at the first ES today, oh our heavens man.

[TBoneTX 46,489]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up half an hour early to collect Mini-B., nobody ready yet man.

Ex-she man read her birthday cards, si man.

She liked our inclusion, see man:

https://ifunny.co/picture/will-a-latina-be-the-death-of-you-si-yes-GlSeRN628?s=cl

She will show it to her amigas this weekend, big hit with ex-she man man.

 

Breakfast for Mini-B. was 2 chicken melts, ingest wee man.

Breakfast for us was a banana, ingest superior primate we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. mooched the last spare chicken melt and rather enjoyed it, feed we man ex-she man man.

Mini-B. then left, end of truncated Two Guys week man.

 

We didn't get ES-ing till noon, correspond with chicas we man.

Lunch/din-din (at Many p.m.) was at our closest Chinese buffet, ingest we man.

We had Many (2+1) plates heaped with beef/chicken, mostly hibachi steak man.

At the casa, after miu-service, we siesta'd like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man.

 

More ESs to be itineraried for Saturday, must wait till morn for one address man.  

One ES should be in FST, haven't been for a long time man.

 

Possible caucus with PJC (Proximal JC) before ES-ing, briefly test the vibe man.

If positive, might invite PJC to ES with us, unknown prognosis man.

If negative, will ES on our own, nothing lost man.

We have been corresponding with this JC for a couple of weeks now, couldn't meet up man.

JC lives nearby and has attractive mind but very plain fotos, hope we can overcome this man.

Other than this PJC, zero chica prospects man.

 

No other plans for Saturday, no plan man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 46,489]

32 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Possible caucus with PJC (Proximal JC) before ES-ing, briefly test the vibe man.

No caucus Saturday, no Saturday caucus man.

PJC just returned from out of town and is working Saturday, understandable man.

We will meet on Mon. afternoon in a bookstore's Horror section, hopefully not a premonition man.

Edited 21 hours ago by TBoneTX

[Ban Hammer 13,776]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

You understand wrong, inferior primate man.

However, we beheld an absolute knockout rubia at the first ES today, oh our heavens man.

perhaps you should try english.  if you can't english, there are the regional forums...........

[yuna628 9,761]

7 hours ago, mam521 said:

I follow a page on Insta called the Englishman in Texas.  Very recently, he did a post about the single thing he is unable to order in Texas due to his accent. That item: water.  A simple glass of water.  I showed it to DH because well, he's a Brit and he just nodded along in agreement. 

 

I don't find too many issues with pronunciation but every once in a while, he'll throw me off with a wobbly.  Pretty rare, though!  

 

Now, hub's former flatmate who is now an Englishman in the NL - he can get rambling along and leave a "what the deuce" look on one's face.  That mix of Manchester accent with the Dutch accent and maybe a few marbles can certainly leave you shaking your head.  I had less issue with a colleague from Glasgow who'd slip off into brogue on occasion! 

 

My husband's accent is such that a lot of people confuse him for being Scottish. They say it is thick but I have always understood him compared to some members of his family I cannot understand at all. He's tried very hard to flatten it so coworkers can understand him better, but he's so amused by people confusing certain words. 

 

6 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

way back in the late 80's, i had to have another brit translate what a guy from wales was saying...........

 

 

[TBoneTX 46,489]

23 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

perhaps you should try english.  if you can't english, there are the regional forums...........

We re-read our thing and are confused, perplexed we man.

See abbreviations on p. 1 of thread, perhaps man?

[TBoneTX 46,489]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We ultimately itineraried 1 GS and Many (2+1) ESs, itinerary ultimately we man.

The first ES was phantom,  man.

The GS turned out to be part of a subdivision GS, visit Many (2+1) GSs we man.

Got skunked at the GSs, no take man.

The other 2 ESs were wastes, skunked we man.

 

From appearances, it might have been Semiannual Citywide GS Weekend at FST, perhaps man.

If so, publicity stank and so did local participation, big opportunity missed by all man.

 

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