Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,442]

46 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

the Jedi just turned Many on the first

Bad recapping P-Math-impaired Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD recapping RECAPPING P-Math-impaired P-MATH-IMPAIRED Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 46,442]

Addendum to thrilling Saturday report, see in addition man:

 

Took another siesta for close to an hour, necessary zzz we man.

Awakened by alarm clock and brief-yet-fierce monsoon, rain like an illegitimate male child man.

Temperature probably Many (2x2x2x2x2) degrees colder now, cold front man.

52 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Dang Tbone you need to find a better way to find a women. What ever dating site you're using sucks.

We are down to our last remaining pick-up line, see man:

"Excuse us, Miss -- we haven't met yet, no man, so we still have a chance with YOU, si man," si man.   

We hear that the monastery is taking applications for monk(ey)s, so there's that man.   

You get off your tailless tailbone and find us a chica now, si D ma'am!

Bad lazy un-make-matching Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD un-make-matching UN-MAKE-MATCHING Ontarklar!

55 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

The Mrs left

We actually got rid of her after we couldn't stand it any longer, perimenopausally psycho she man.

[Neonred 3,714]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Unwillingly awoke WELL before sunrise, perhaps new HSM man.

Finally up-gave and arose at half-past Many, ridiculous man.

 

So proud of you.  A great time to go to Walmart.  Have I ever told you when I go to Walmart??

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Mama T-B. yelled at us only a little, quick take her temperature man.

 

Same way I feel about my mama.

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

On way to Mama T-B.'s, learned that the JC was ghosting us yet again, see man:

"I had to take my daughter to Louisiana she sick I'll be back Sunday sorry," sheesh man.

We set later caucus with buddy at a bar, no chicas for the day man.

 

 

Again??

 

I'm setting up a GoFundMe for TBone.  We're going to buy him a chica.

And if there is enough money he'll get her for a second night.

 

 

 

 

Edited 12 hours ago by Neonred

[mrmvkjts 462]

10 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Dang Tbone you need to find a better way to find a women. What ever dating site you're using sucks.

 

@mrmvkjts   Hmm lets see if I can recap some

 

We'll start with Tbone  the poor guy as you can tell is in search of a new lady. The Mrs left and is engaged to someone else, they do really good with co-parenting Mini-B and they deserve a 👍 for that. Mini-B just a recent birthday dang they grow up so fast. 

T-Bone is still using Pmath so you didn't miss much there. Estate and garage sales are still his thing. 

Dave has a little one, which is not so little now. 

Ban Hammer  has been more active in this thread lately, which is nice. Poor guy must not have a life either  

Neonred is doing good going form Home to Vaca home and dentist things

I still have Chickens, no more kids the Jedi just turned 11 on the first. The Tornado is not so much a Tornado lately, she's growing up. My second oldest got married and moved from Texas to Pennsylvania and they are about to have their first baby. A little girl who I have already bought way too much for and probably should stop.

 

Now my memory sucks and I know I m missed someone and a lot of things but that should help  

 

 

 

Thank you so much for taking the time to recap, looks like my reading-between-the-lines-skills aren’t that far off 😅

 

I admire your chicken raising-one day I’ll be on that journey too! 

 

And who would have thought but I am very much on T-Bone’s side when it comes to dating(apps) and that crazy world out there but it’s wild and difficult and I too have to go through many rounds of proper vetting who I take thrifting and estatesale-ing with me!