Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,442]

14 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

the rest of us are here just to watch the trained monkey entertain superior primate educate us.  it's like a virtual trip to the zoo.

Content precised, see man.

[TBoneTX 46,442]

Friday ES report, see man:

On 3/6/2025 at 7:54 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried as many as Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We attended all Many (2+2) ESs, responsible we man.

 

The first and Many'th ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- seemingly new Nike sport loafers, BodyTrace bath scale*, box alcohol prep pads = 

          $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2+2), deal man

  -- sturdy a.m./p.m. pill-organizer, small office scissors = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2+2+1)

 

*runs on AA batteries rather than those irritating CR 20Many2 flat batteries, relief man

[TBoneTX 46,442]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Had to deliver pills to Mama T-B., so road-trip ES-ing abandoned in favor of local ES-ing, oh well man.

Half-groceried at end of ES run, grocery we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at 2 p.m.) was at favorite Chinese buffet, both "girlfriend" waitresses there man.

We consumed Many (2+1) plates piled with beef & chicken, ingest we man.

This time of day, the buffet isn't replenished as often, noted for next time man.

Returned to casa for a siesta, reasonably successful zzz man.

 

Was supposed to get with new JC in evening, rescheduled from Thursday man.

However, we didn't feel great or sociable, so we have rescheduled for Saturday afternoon man.

We hope that the Many'rd time is the charm, hope we man.

 

Finished grocerying after siesta, finish we man.

Fridge is filled with Powerade Zero grape, store coupon man.

 

Miu has been either asleep or demanding, zzz-or-demand miu man.

 

Doctor took us off our long-time, highly effective BP med, side effects man.

He put us on an ineffective one with other side effects,  man.

We are now beginning another, test dose for a week man.

Now we know how Mama T-B. feels about these issues, empathetic we man.

 

We do not anticipate ES-ing on Saturday, albeit more ESs available man.

Must deliver Many,000 pills to Mama T-B. and move her clock forward, required we man.

Must get with JC thereafter, hopeful we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Edited yesterday at 05:30 AM by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,714]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at 2 p.m.) was at favorite Chinese buffet, both "girlfriend" waitresses there man.

I keep waiting for some progress with "these girls".  Couldn't be any worse than the last manyzen prospects.

(See what I did there?)

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Was supposed to get with new JC in evening, rescheduled from Thursday man.

However, we didn't feel great or sociable, so we have rescheduled for Saturday afternoon man.

 

Now you are the relationship slug!

 

 

(I love this thread.  I can poke fun at and abuse the primate with very little chance of administrative action!)

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Mama T-B. and move her clock forward, required we man.

 

Did the same for mama Neon last night when I visited.  She'll just be an hour off for a day and a half.  

As I was leaving she started with the "woe is me" and guilt trip.  "Nobody comes to visit me anymore.  Maybe I should buy a car..."  Yea, right.  At your age?

Then it was "You didn't even take me to the cemetery to visit your father like we usually do just before Christmas..."  I didn't bother to remind her that she had been fresh off of knee replacement and wasn't going out, no less the the 5 hour round trip to St. Pete to go to the cemetery.  At that time she didn't want to go.  Quickly got in my car and told her I had to get to the store before it closed.

 

 

[Ban Hammer 13,740]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Content precised, see man.

behold the chimp trying to be funny.  someday, his sense of humor will evolve.  sadly, today is not that day.....

[TBoneTX 46,442]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

behold the chimp trying to be funny.  someday, his sense of humor will evolve.  sadly, today is not that day.....

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5 hours ago, Neonred said:

I can poke fun at and abuse the primate with very little chance of administrative action

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Make comments in a Post either direct or implied toward another member that are purposely designed to upset, antagonize, make fun of, belittle, harass, insult, or otherwise instigate an argument that takes away from the personal enjoyment of the Service by superior primates, si man!  Reported, si man!!!

 

[TBoneTX 46,442]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

I keep waiting for some progress with "these girls".  Couldn't be any worse than the last manyzen prospects.

They're as homely as mud fences (as Great Walls?), and scrawny too, sigh man.

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

(See what I did there?)

It is possible to teach old dentists new tricks, si man.

However, whether they will be internalized is doubtful, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 46,442]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

Now you are the relationship slug!

The early worm gets the bird, supposedly man.

We are supposed to get with this elusive JC in a couple of hours, si man.

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

Did the same for mama Neon last night when I visited.  She'll just be an hour off for a day and a half.  

As I was leaving she started with the "woe is me" and guilt trip.  "Nobody comes to visit me anymore.  Maybe I should buy a car..."  Yea, right.  At your age?

Then it was "You didn't even take me to the cemetery to visit your father like we usually do just before Christmas..."  I didn't bother to remind her that she had been fresh off of knee replacement and wasn't going out, no less the the Many-hour round trip to St. Pete to go to the cemetery.  At that time she didn't want to go.  Quickly got in my car and told her I had to get to the store before it closed.

We must do our stuff for Mama T-B. before meeting the JC, si man.

Depending on mood and lectures, buzzkill, sigh man.

And see what you didn't do there, si man!   

[Ban Hammer 13,740]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

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Make comments in a Post either direct or implied toward another member that are purposely designed to upset, antagonize, make fun of, belittle, harass, insult, or otherwise instigate an argument that takes away from the personal enjoyment of the Service by superior primates, si man!  Reported, si man!!!

 

poo flinging, reported.

[Neonred 3,714]

On 5/23/2023 at 9:52 PM, TBoneTX said:

 

The Rant Thread.  Circa 2013.....

 

11.   Have a sense of humor; don't be such a stiff.  Remember?  Humor?

 

Don't take anything personally; half of the stuff said here is just jive (In the case of Steve, it's 100% jive).

 

 

 

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

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Make comments in a Post either direct or implied toward another member that are purposely designed to upset, antagonize, make fun of, belittle, harass, insult, or otherwise instigate an argument that takes away from the personal enjoyment of the Service by superior primates, si man!  Reported, si man!!!

 

It's all in good fun.....

 

at your expense!

 

LOL

[TBoneTX 46,442]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

It's all in good fun.....

at your expense!

LOL

Good expensive fun reported, si man!!!

[TBoneTX 46,442]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Unwillingly awoke WELL before sunrise, perhaps new HSM man.

Finally up-gave and arose at half-past Many, ridiculous man.

 

Brunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

Up-picked Many Rx's at CVS for Mama T-B., never seen so many man.

Delivered stuff to Mama T-B. and changed clock ahead, ahead-of-power-curve we man.

Mama T-B. yelled at us only a little, quick take her temperature man.

 

On way to Mama T-B.'s, learned that the JC was ghosting us yet again, see man:

"I had to take my daughter to Louisiana she sick I'll be back Sunday sorry," sheesh man.

We set later caucus with buddy at a bar, no chicas for the day man.

 

Attempted siesta almost failed, barely restful man.

 

Met buddy at bar, see we man him man man.

Solved all world's problems except those involving chicas, eternal mysteries man.

Stayed for nearly Many hours, better than moping at the casa man.

 

Din-din (at the bar) was onebowl of butter chicken, ingest Indian we man man.

 

Returned to casa to feed demanding miu, Where's My Din-Din Daddy miu man.

Set all clocks an hour ahead, easier than the converse man.

Desperately need another siesta, almost too late for one now man.

 

Sunday shall be prepping for Two Guys mini-week, prep we man.

And that was our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Edited 12 hours ago by TBoneTX

[Ban Hammer 13,740]

7 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Unwillingly awoke WELL before sunrise, perhaps new HSM man.

Finally up-gave and arose at half-past Many, ridiculous man.

 

Brunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

Up-picked Many Rx's at CVS for Mama T-B., never seen so many man.

Delivered stuff to Mama T-B. and changed clock ahead, ahead-of-power-curve we man.

Mama T-B. yelled at us only a little, quick take her temperature man.

 

On way to Mama T-B.'s, learned that the JC was ghosting us yet again, see man:

"I had to take my daughter to Louisiana she sick I'll be back Sunday sorry," sheesh man.

We set later caucus with buddy at a bar, no chicas for the day man.

 

Attempted siesta almost failed, barely restful man.

 

Met buddy at bar, see we man him man man.

Solved all world's problems except those involving chicas, eternal mysteries man.

Stayed for nearly Many hours, better than moping at the casa man.

 

Din-din (at the bar) was onebowl of butter chicken, ingest Indian we man man.

 

Returned to casa to feed demanding miu, Where's My Din-Din Daddy miu man.

Set all clocks an hour ahead, easier than the converse man.

Desperately need another siesta, almost too late for one now man.

 

Sunday shall be prepping for Two Guys mini-week, prep we man.

And that was our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

after reading the above, might i suggest

[Ontarkie 14,657]

Dang Tbone you need to find a better way to find a women. What ever dating site you're using sucks.

 

@mrmvkjts   Hmm lets see if I can recap some

 

We'll start with Tbone  the poor guy as you can tell is in search of a new lady. The Mrs left and is engaged to someone else, they do really good with co-parenting Mini-B and they deserve a 👍 for that. Mini-B just a recent birthday dang they grow up so fast. 

T-Bone is still using Pmath so you didn't miss much there. Estate and garage sales are still his thing. 

Dave has a little one, which is not so little now. 

Ban Hammer  has been more active in this thread lately, which is nice. Poor guy must not have a life either  

Neonred is doing good going form Home to Vaca home and dentist things

I still have Chickens, no more kids the Jedi just turned 11 on the first. The Tornado is not so much a Tornado lately, she's growing up. My second oldest got married and moved from Texas to Pennsylvania and they are about to have their first baby. A little girl who I have already bought way too much for and probably should stop.

 

Now my memory sucks and I know I m missed someone and a lot of things but that should help  

 

 

 

[TBoneTX 46,442]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

after reading the above, might i suggest

LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man.