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Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

This was actually a pretty good day, si man.

 

Breakfast was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

Blew over to Uncle T-B.'s before noon, out-clean the Uncle-T-B.-mobile we man.

Wasn't as much to throw out as we'd feared, actually quite easy man.

 

Waited for "we will buy your jalopy" outfit to come or call, si man.

Chica called to announce a delay, oh brother man.

This enabled the following, see man:

       1.  Get Uncle T-B. back on MyChart medical system, done man

       2.  Get Uncle T-B. back on investment-account system, done man

Many.  Call bank to get Uncle T-B.'s CD application approved, done man

Many.  Pick up Uncle T-B.'s tax documents to give to CPA, done man

 

Jalopy outfit was only an hour late, better than projected man.

Tow-driver analyzed jalopy while highly cute chica wife did the paperwork, efficient man.

Offer was $Many00, needed battery fuel pump something else man.

Uncle T-B. approved of this, approbational senior he man.

We consummated the deal, si man.

Chica may fix us up with her sister, if no boyfriend man.

We offered the $Many00 to Uncle T-B., offer we man.

Uncle T-B. told us to keep it because we'd done all the work, $i man.  :dance: 

This is almost as much income as that from a bare-bones POTS* sale, $i man.

     *buy yours today, si man

 

Front office thrilled to hear that a coveted covered parking space was now available, tell we man they man.

Uncle T-B. very well pleased with all outcomes, we man too man man.

 

Returned to casa with almost enough time for a quick siesta, conclude we man.

However, we lay in bed mostly coughing, dusty windy day outside man.

Finally up-gave the effort, no zzz we man.

 

Collected Mama T-B., medical imaging man.

After, stopped for minor grocerying, Mama T-B. wait in T-B.-mobile man.

 

After off-dropping Mama T-B., went to Walgreens, stuff to get on discount man.

Found Mama T-B. some shoe insoles, highly pleased senior she man man.

Found part of what we needed, oh well man.

 

Went to other Walgreens, necessity man.

Found rest of needed stuff, also on discount man.

Got Subway** for din-din, ingest we man.

     **WUOC and gift card, financially savvy we man

 

Serviced demanding miu, Where the Dickens Were You All Day Daddy man.

Took shower, windy dusty day man.

Do not plan to leave casa again, in for night we man.

 

Possible caucus with new JC Wednesday, must confirm we man.

Possible party with the rubias tonight, possibly cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Brazil
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if we keep getting snow and high winds, i'm gonna demand a tim horton's be built.

 

* ~ * Charles * ~ *
 

I carry a gun because a cop is too heavy.

 

USE THE REPORT BUTTON INSTEAD OF MESSAGING A MODERATOR!

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Russia
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19 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

meanwhile, we're under a blizzard warning for tonight........

 

We might have a blizzard here too...if I can find a Dairy Queen.

 

2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

if we keep getting snow and high winds, i'm gonna demand a tim horton's be built.

 

 

How much is the tariff on Timbits?

 

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving is not for you.

Someone stole my dictionary. Now I am at a loss for words.

If Apple made a car, would it have windows?

Ban shredded cheese. Make America Grate Again .

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.  Deport him and you never have to feed him again.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

I went bald but I kept my comb.  I just couldn't part with it.

My name is not Richard Edward but my friends still call me DickEd

If your pet has a bladder infection, urine trouble.

"Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow."

I fired myself from cleaning the house. I didn't like my attitude and I got caught drinking on the job.

My kid has A.D.D... and a couple of F's

Carrots improve your vision.  Alcohol doubles it.

A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks " Is this stool taken?"

Breaking news.  They're not making yardsticks any longer.

Hemorrhoids?  Shouldn't they be called Assteroids?

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

If you suck at playing the trumpet, that may be why.

Dogs can't take MRI's but Cat scan.

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
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Texas weather Many, Kansas weather sucky, repeat we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
Timeline
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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Did not leave casa most of day, see below man.

 

Miu has been demanding or asleep all day, demanding-or-zzz-ing miu man.

 

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

A wonderful siesta was then zzz'd, zzz we man.

 

Got Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, si man.

Din-din was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC and gift card, financially savvy we man

Movie night was Beverly Hills Cop 2, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

These will be applied to next week's tally, head start man.

 

Will see a new JC after lunch tomorrow, see we man JC man man.

Not sure if this one has potential, but who knows man.

 

No other plans for Thursday, may mow lawn man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 

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