Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,208]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We got a late start and de-itineraried all but Many (2+1) ESs, slice-&-dice we man.

 

The Many'rd ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- Sears bath towel, zipper bank bag, onecan low-sodium pinto beans = $Many ($2+1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2+1)

[TBoneTX 46,208]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Mama T-B. turned Many -- si man, MANY -- years old today, even-more-senior she man man.

We called her rather early to recognize this, dutiful descendant we man.

Mama T-B. thanked us and then went aysheep about CDs again,  man.

We should be thankful that she's not a vegetable in a nursing home, perspective man.

 

Got late start because of scheduling with the DR, Diminutive Rubia man.

Hit only the Many (2+1) ESs per Saturday GS/ES report, oh well man.

Groceried at Aldi for remainder of Two Guys Week stuff, grocery we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch (at half-past 2 p.m.) was onebag of nuked Aldi mixed vegetables, ingest we man.

It did not help our "we're starving" headache from hours before, no man.

 

The DR (who lives Many -- si man, MANY -- miles away) strove for arrival by Many p.m., intrepid DR she man.

We strove for a siesta, too bad a headache man.

Even a mega-Tylenol later didn't help much, bummer man.

 

Din-din was the onecan of pinto beans from today's ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

The DR spent 2 hours + half an hour trying to make it to our casa, intrepid DR she man.

She was prettier but somewhat thicker than we'd envisioned from fotos, oh well man.

Miu was quite gregarious and investigatory, curious miu man.

Conversation was great despite some tangential whackadoo ideas, converse we and DR she man man.

Her body language was positive and she even held our hand, si man.

Other stuff eventuated, won't squeal we man.

She had to go to be home by Many p.m., unfortunately man.

The DR is probably not wife material but should be an excellent girlfriend, intuit we man.

And, she is a natural rubia, take THAT Bro G. man.

 

Din-din #2 was toucans of Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man.

 

Sunday plans are to lawn-mow, conquer one LL, and prep for Mini-B.'s arrival, conclude we man.

The Stupor Bowl will apparently be on, prefer AFV instead (if on) we man.

This week will bring the verdict on our A1c level, out-sweating this we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Edited yesterday at 05:16 AM by TBoneTX

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7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

She was prettier but somewhat thicker than we'd envisioned from fotos, oh well man.

 

Seems that is often the case

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Other stuff eventuated, won't squeal we man.

 

The DR is probably not wife material but should be an excellent girlfriend, intuit we man.

 

And, she is a natural rubia, take THAT Bro G. man.

 

Oh. putting 2 and 2 together here... LOL

 

And what does she charge for "respecting her time"?  

[Ontarkie 14,512]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Mama T-B. turned Many -- si man, MANY -- years old today, even-more-senior she man man.

We called her rather early to recognize this, dutiful descendant we man.

Mama T-B. thanked us and then went aysheep about CDs again,  man.

We should be thankful that she's not a vegetable in a nursing home, perspective man.

 

Got late start because of scheduling with the DR, Diminutive Rubia man.

Hit only the Many (2+1) ESs per Saturday GS/ES report, oh well man.

Groceried at Aldi for remainder of Two Guys Week stuff, grocery we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch (at half-past 2 p.m.) was onebag of nuked Aldi mixed vegetables, ingest we man.

It did not help our "we're starving" headache from hours before, no man.

 

The DR (who lives Many -- si man, MANY -- miles away) strove for arrival by Many p.m., intrepid DR she man.

We strove for a siesta, too bad a headache man.

Even a mega-Tylenol later didn't help much, bummer man.

 

Din-din was the onecan of pinto beans from today's ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

The DR spent 2 hours + half an hour trying to make it to our casa, intrepid DR she man.

She was prettier but somewhat thicker than we'd envisioned from fotos, oh well man.

Miu was quite gregarious and investigatory, curious miu man.

Conversation was great despite some tangential whackadoo ideas, converse we and DR she man man.

Her body language was positive and she even held our hand, si man.

Other stuff eventuated, won't squeal we man.

She had to go to be home by Many p.m., unfortunately man.

The DR is probably not wife material but should be an excellent girlfriend, intuit we man.

And, she is a natural rubia, take THAT Bro G. man.

 

Din-din #2 was toucans of Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man.

 

Sunday plans are to lawn-mow, conquer one LL, and prep for Mini-B.'s arrival, conclude we man.

The Stupor Bowl will apparently be on, prefer AFV instead (if on) we man.

This week will bring the verdict on our A1c level, out-sweating this we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Happy Birthday to your mom. You are indeed lucky she can still go aysheep on you.

 

Glad the DR was nota total bust. 

[TBoneTX 46,208]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Glad the DR was not a total bust.

The DR was not a bust, no man, but she has ghosted us, sigh man.

We have an idea of why, not her or our fault man.

However, moot if she refuses to discuss it, oh well man.

See Thrilling Sunday report for more, q.v. man.

[TBoneTX 46,208]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

The DR never responded to several messages throughout the day, oh well man.

 

We awoke long before the alarm again,  and need more zzz we man man.

We mowed the full lawn, in greater need than we'd projected man.

Many (2+2) sweatbands were consumed, Many (2+1) job 1 recovery man.

 

Miu was demanding and needy all day, demanding needy miu man.

It can be much like being married, serve miu hand and foot man.

 

Like an idiot, we erranded on a Sunday,  we man.

Supermarket was insane,  man.

Local traffic was intolerable,  man.

However, we got all done and used an expiring-today Many%-off coupon at CVS, financially savvy we man.

Lunch was a chicken gut-bomb + fries at Popeye's*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

We furiously corresponded with other chicas, correspond we man.

One JC immediately began grilling us about faithfulness, honesty, and relationship history, grill JC man we man.

She describes herself as "straightforward and easy to get along with," si man.

She wants a "soulmate who will never cheat on or lie to me," si and no man.

She was exceptionally direct and concluded that we "seem like the man** for" her, tasteful JC man.

     **little does she know that we are really the Central Chimpanzee for her, evolved we man

She seems very good-looking except for not being a rubia, perhaps can forgive this flaw man.

We will report on and pick a name for this JC later, stay tuned man.

 

Mini-B. came over early, watch Super Bowl Two Guys man.

We were pleased with the outcome, pleased Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Din-din was Many (2+1) pieces of tough beef brought by ex-Mrs.-T-B., ingest with difficulty we man.

 

Monday is our bloodwork for diabetes verdict, fast and shake-in-boots we man.

We have tried to be assiduous and diligent, behave self dietarily we man.

Then we must take Uncle T-B. for evaluation of his swollen legs,  man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

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15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We awoke long before the alarm again,

So proud of you, getting up before sunrise?

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Supermarket was insane,  man.

Should go shopping at 6 or 7 am.  Not so crowded.

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Local traffic was intolerable,  man.

Same here, at least until Easter when the snowbirds head home.

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We furiously corresponded with other chicas, correspond we man.

 you surely are a man on a mission

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

One JC immediately began grilling us about faithfulness, honesty, and relationship history, grill JC man we man.

She describes herself as "straightforward and easy to get along with," si man.

She wants a "soulmate who will never cheat on or lie to me," si and no man.

She was exceptionally direct and concluded that we "seem like the man** for" her, tasteful JC man.

     **little does she know that we are really the Central Chimpanzee for her, evolved we man

She seems very good-looking except for not being a rubia, perhaps can forgive this flaw man.

We will report on and pick a name for this JC later, stay tuned man.

 

 

Sounds like she may be damaged merchandise.