Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,442]

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

So you're a lot older than I thought.

Assume nothing, no man!

It depends on the definition of Many,  man!

[TBoneTX 46,442]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

We spent the entire morn and half of afternoon researching CDs for Mama T-B.,  man.

Lunch was onecan of Progresso "light" beef pot roast soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

Finally left casa for Many (2+2) errands in highly concentrated locale, errand we man.

Din-din was Subway**, ingest we man.

     **WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

A siesta was finally taken thereafter, awoke with headache we man.

 

WPOR*** still apparently on for Wednesday rendezvous, rendezvous we with WPOR man.

     ***who maybe looks old but is well-preserved regardless of her age, si and  Bro G man

We will have to drive nearly Many (2+2) Manyzen miles one-way**** for this rendezvous,  we man.

     ****in awful traffic, sigh man

We will report whether this rubia is/was worth it, report we man.

 

No party with the (existing) rubias tonight, no cavort ache-heading we man.

Have routine doctor caucus midday Wednesday, caucus we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,714]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

WPOR*** 

     ***who maybe looks old but is well-preserved regardless of her age, si and  Bro G man

 

I get it.

 

I'm married to one of those.  But mine doesn't even look old!

 

My ex-wife, on the other hand...

 

 

Edited February 5 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 46,442]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Attended uneventful doc caucus, caucus we with MD he man man.

Gassed semi-thirsty T-B.-mobile at Costco, such a gas man.

Lunch was the Costco hot dog + (diet) Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man.

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Set forth to rendezvous place agreed to with WPOR, set forth we man.

Gridlocked traffic most of the way,  man.

We were going to be late regardless,  man.

Address turned out to be identical, and across town from, the correct address,  man.

We intrepidly continued to correct locale, persist we man.

We stayed in text touch with the WPOR the whole time, seemingly understanding WPOR man.

 

WPOR wasn't even inside restaurant, search we man.

We texted, "Here," text we man.

WPOR showed up a few minutes later, unsmiling WPOR man.

We ordered din-din, si man.

"I have to leave in Many minutes for an appointment," said the WPOR.

We wondered about this, wonder we man.

The whole Many minutes, the WPOR showed no indication of wanting to build rapport, zero man.

She didn't smile even once, no man.

She did, however, seem to think that we wanted to be her $ugar Daddy, what the dickens man.

She even asked for $ for "respecting her time," what the ?!?!? man.

She left as promised and without apology, and we felt hosed, finish din-din alone man.

(Din-din was hot ziti, quite good ingest we man.)

We paid for the whole thing and then left, bye man.

 

We used up half-of-half of a gas tank, lucky we'd filled it man.

We lost Many (2+2) hours of our time, lose we man.

We had the stress of gridlocked traffic, stressed we man.

We had just over half an hour on a bad din-din date, zero rapport man.

We paid $Many for din-din and her overpriced beer, pay we man.

We consider ourself to have been hosed, overentitled WPOR man.

We are down to zero rubias and zero non-rubia prospects, start from scratch we man.

 

At the casa, Mama T-B. called to beef about CDs, just choose one already man.

She also demanded to know when we were going to find a wife, demand senior she man.

If we'd told her about tonight, she'd have probably considered it our fault, guilt man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

On Thursday, must inspect Uncle T-B.'s swollen leg, complaining senior he man man.

Must pick up desserts from Mama T-B. for Mini-B., order senior she man we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Edited February 6 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,442]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

-----

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

We awoke long before the alarm and even before sunrise, appalling state of affairs man.

We gave up re-zzz-ing and eventually got up, surrender we man.

We went to Dollar Tree, purchase stuff we man.

We were near a Chinese buffet, proximal we man.

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Many (2+1) plates heaped with hibachi steak, ingest we man.

 

Instead of an immediate siesta, we went to check out Uncle T-B.'s swollen leg, check we man senior he man.

We then delivered some D. Tree goodies to Mama T-B., deliver we man.

Mama T-B. yelled at us for going to D. Tree without first informing her, upset senior she man.

She also yelled at us for sharing CDs with Uncle T-B. that she wanted us to share with her, too much for FDIC coverage man.

We retrieved 2 desserts earmarked for Mini-B., generous senior she toward wee man man.

 

We managed to get out in time for a siesta, best-laid plans of mice and men man.

Yard crews immediately began doing small park across the street, split-earing man.

Ex-Mrs. T-B. then texted twice to ensure our incipient de-skooling of Mini-B.,  man.

Siesta was obviously hosed, no zzz for we man man.

 

Convinced Mini-B. to din-din on onecan of S+Ms plus Mama T-B.'s desserts, agree wee man man.

Played backyard football, ghastly performances by each of Two Guys man.

Movie night was The Mask, quite excellent man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

These will be pre-applied to next week's quota, good start man.

 

We are Many% hopeful of a Friday rendezvous with a FJC (French Junior Chica), hope we man.

We will report on the fruition or nonfruition of this event, report we man.

 

Cannot itinerary ESs until Friday morning, addresses concealed till then man.  

No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,714]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

We awoke long before the alarm and even before sunrise

 

Congrats.  Best time of the day.  I do this every day, and even earlier on the weekends.

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Many (2+1) plates heaped with hibachi steak, ingest we man.

Was that the diet plate?

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Movie night was The Mask, quite excellent man.

 

May I suggest Blazing Saddles?

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We are Many% hopeful of a Friday rendezvous with a FJC (French Junior Chica), hope we man.

 

We we, si man.

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We will report on the fruition or nonfruition of this event, report we man.

Can't wait to hear the next episode

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

I think you're just getting old...

[TBoneTX 46,442]

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

Congrats.  Best time of the day.  I do this every day, and even earlier on the weekends.

, our response man.

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

Was that the diet plate?

We ended up losing a pound-plus overnight without gastrointestinal issues, so si man.

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

May I suggest Blazing Saddles?

We watched it some time ago,  man!  Mini-B.'s nose was buried in his phone,  we man.

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

We we, si man.

Non non, see below man.   

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

I think you're just getting old

Consider the alternative, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,442]

Thrilling (?) Friday report, see man:

 

Put off absolutely everything in anticipation of FJC rendezvous, needed every minute man.

(FJC wanted to come directly to the casa rather than to a neutral meeting-site, hmm man.)

We up-cleaned everything that we could while dealing with Mama T-B.'s demands, si man.

We exhausted ourself, hard to recover man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, hastily ingest we man.

 

The FJC arrived precisely on time, Uber that we paid for man.

She was average-looking facially, oh well man.

Her body was totally hot, major plus man.

Her nails rated 1 or 0, yuck man.

 

The FJC had a thick French accent, oui man.

She sat far from us with leg crossed away from us, not a good sign man.

She has overstayed her ESTA or B-2, illegal man.

We chatted quite amicably and nicely with her for half an hour, positive and pleasant man.

However, she wanted no further interaction and claimed that she had to go, "puppy left at home" man.

We paid her return Uber,        man.

So we paid $Many for half an hour of fruitless nice conversation,  man.

 

We wore the same shirt that we'd worn when seeing the WPOR, previous disaster man.

We're tempted to ceremonially burn this shirt, but too-cheap-to-do-so we man.

 

We took our disgusted self to Costco, rush-hour traffic man.

We got Many items, Many of which were on sale, financially savvy we man.

We now have all din-dins for Two Guys week, professionally organized we man.

Din-din was the Costco hot dog + (diet) Pepsi, ingest we man.

 

We are now back down to zero rubias and non-rubias, scrape-barreling we man.

We're tempted to pursue Ontarklar's northern-Canadian old married nonrelocatable rubia, eh man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and 1 GS for Saturday, itinerary we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort disgusted we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Edited February 8 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,657]

Bah sorry to hear about the FJC. But at least you're weeding out all the bad ones right off the bat. 

 

 

[Neonred 3,714]

35 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

The FJC arrived precisely on time, Uber that we paid for man.

She was average-looking facially, oh well man.

Her body was totally hot, major plus man.

Her nails rated 1 or 0, yuck man.

 

The FJC had a thick French accent, oui man.

She sat far from us with leg crossed away from us, not a good sign man.

She has overstayed her ESTA or B-2, illegal man.

We chatted quite amicably and nicely with her for half an hour, positive and pleasant man.

However, she wanted no further interaction and claimed that she had to go, "puppy left at home" man.

We paid her return Uber,        man.

So we paid $Many for half an hour of fruitless nice conversation,  man.

 

No big loss man.  She probably had hairy arm pits too.

[TBoneTX 46,442]

10 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

you're weeding out all the bad ones right off the bat. 

Gracias, D ma'am, but the bad ones are ALL there are, reality man.

8 minutes ago, Neonred said:

No big loss man.

We lost our entire Friday and $Many in Uber fares,  we man!

And what are YOU doing up past sunset, huh huh huh man?

[Neonred 3,714]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

We lost our entire Friday and $Many in Uber fares,  we man!

No problem for a sugar daddy like yourself.  

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

And what are YOU doing up past sunset, huh huh huh man?

As long as I get 4 or 5 hours sleep tonight, and coffee in the morning all will be fine.  

I expect to be up again at 4 am.  That's 3 am CST.  

[TBoneTX 46,442]

17 minutes ago, Neonred said:

No problem for a sugar daddy like yourself.

We are cheap, get that straight man!

17 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I expect to be up again at Many am.  That's Many am CST. 

We sometimes are just going to bed at Many a.m., wimpy you man.

And it is NOT "Many" a.m. CST, or maybe it is, flexible definition of Many man.

[Neonred 3,714]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We are cheap, get that straight man!

The women are expecting you to share the wealth, Sugar Daddy.

 

The new name is TBoneSD = TBone the Sugar Daddy

 

And please pay for respecting their time!

 

LOL

 

 

Edited February 8 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 46,442]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

share the wealth, Sugar Daddy

Our POTS* income is for our future, see and so there man.

     *buy yours today, si man

 

We have a DR (Diminutive** Rubia) on her way to meet us right now, report later we man man.

     **only Many feet Many inches, way down there man