Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

Both ESs yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- toucans Cream of 'Shroom soup, ~full pack coffee filters = $1 + half a buck, deal man

 -- 2 T-shirts, Many packs dinner napkins, NIP soft socks, bag pipe-cleaners, Many (2+2+2) 

          small screwdrivers, NIP Many (2+2+1) Sharpie pens, Many (2x2x2 +2+1) USPS postcards, 

          tyre gauge, approx. $Many ($2+1) in U.S. postage stamps, Many (2+2) key rings, tupacs 

          Band-Aids, 2 Wet Ones pads, travel-sized mouthwarsh = $Many ($2+2+1)*, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+2 + half a buck)

 

*casa was "fill a bag with all the junk that'll fit for $Many ($2+2+1), glee man

 

So, this weekend, all Many (2+2+1) itineraried ESs yielded the take, good start to new year man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Got going just before noon, draggy we man.

Demanding miu demanded brushing and a session with her SmartyKat, must order for your miu man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (after ES-ing) was at Golden Corral, mobbed on a Saturday man.

We consumed 2 plates piled with beef pot roast & chicken, ingest first we man.

We consumed 1 plate piled with green beans & homestyle stuffing, ingest next we man.

We consumed 1 plate with 2 slices of apple pie & 1 of blueberry pie, ingest finally we man.

We hope that this last didn't hose our A1c, been very good regarding this for some time we man.

The price was $Many, outrageous man.

 

Returned to casa and tried to siesta, mandatory Bro G man.

We awoke partway through with a headache, unclear why man.

 

Watched Texans completely hose the Chargers, NFL playoffs man.

 

Trying to achieve contact with PNJC, Promising New Junior Chica man.

This one sounds hopeful if we can ever get back in touch, hopeful we man.

She is not a rubia, oh well man.

She looks and writes like a Latina but claims to be American Indian, must clarify this man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

Nothing but laundry planned for Sunday, unplanned we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,615]

On 1/11/2025 at 5:30 AM, Neonred said:

 

Rubias... and why are you pursuing them?

 

 

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

This has to be the stoopidest actual or rhetorical question of all time,  man!

Anathema and disgusting to even consider, si man!

 

My last two wife's have been rubias.  Thinking next time around I'll try a brunette.  LOL

 

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

No man, you check them out and make recommendations to us, si man.

These monkeys should be on the proper back, yours man.

 

 

OK, BUT...  You know I'll be looking for the largest and ugliest woman, and that's very hard to find with Eastern European women

 

 

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (after ES-ing) was at Golden Corral, mobbed on a Saturday man.

We consumed 2 plates piled with beef pot roast & chicken, ingest first we man.

We consumed 1 plate piled with green beans & homestyle stuffing, ingest next we man.

We consumed 1 plate with 2 slices of apple pie & 1 of blueberry pie, ingest finally we man.

 

How's that diet going???

 

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Returned to casa and tried to siesta, mandatory Bro G man.

 

Thought about a nap today, but I'm busy.  Sugar and caffeine instead.

 

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Trying to achieve contact with PNJC, Promising New Junior Chica man.

This one sounds hopeful if we can ever get back in touch, hopeful we man.

She is not a rubia, oh well man.

She looks and writes like a Latina but claims to be American Indian, must clarify this man.

 

 

Be careful TBoneCuster.

 

TBone's last stand?

[TBoneTX 45,893]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

My last two wife's have been rubias.

Good sensible think-righting Bro G man!  Good, GOOD sensible SENSIBLE think-righting THINK-RIGHTING Bro G man!

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Thinking next time around I'll try a brunette.

Bad addled think-wronging Bro G man!  Bad, BAD addled ADDLED think-wronging THINK-WRONGING Bro G man!

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

OK, BUT...  You know I'll be looking for the largest and ugliest woman, and that's very hard to find with Eastern European women

Bad useless insouciant cavalier Bro G man!  Bad, BAD useless USELESS insouciant INSOUCIANT cavalier CAVALIER Bro G man!

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

How's that diet going???

We remain just under Many lbs, svelte we man.

Or just over Many lbs, depending on definition of Many man.

We also had a sugared soda tonight, hope we're not hosing our A1c man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Thought about a nap today, but I'm busy.

Good think-righting bad act-wronging Bro G man!  Good, GOOD think-righting THINK-WRITING bad BAD act-wronging ACT-WRONGING Bro G man!

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Sugar and caffeine instead.

Good right-substituting Bro G man!  Good, GOOD right-substituting RIGHT-SUBSTITUTING Bro G man!

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

TBone's last stand?

We are an upstanding individual, si man.

 

When then-Mrs.-T-B. was studying for her citizenship test, we quizzed her on the questions, quizzical we man.

One was, "Name 2 American Indian tribes," si man.

Then-she man said "Apache!" and then looked blank/scared, si and uh-oh man.

We prompted her by asking, "Where did we go in Louisiana that time, huh man?"

Then-she man still looked blank, blank then-she man man.

We said, "We went to the..."

Then-she man exclaimed, "Casinos... that's it, si man!  The Casino Indians, si man!"

 

We will have to learn if this JC belongs to this largest of American Indian tribes, see we man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa all day, ensconced we man.

Part of the reason was to await the hoped-for communication from the JC, hope we man.

It was also an icky-drippy rainy day, blah man.

 

Our one LL was done early, domestic we man.

We dished/de-dished the warsher early, domestic we man.

 

Lunch was Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

A siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

Din-din was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B. actually before AFV began, mirabile dictu for Two Guys week man.

Some Nerf football was played, briefly man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was amused to observe miu's fascination with new toy, a real miu-hit man.

Mini-B. actually watched all of AFV with us, watch Two Guys man.

Of course, he was hungry, why doesn't ex-Mrs.-T-B. feed him adequately on Sundays man?  

 

Of course the JC finally e-mailed us after all this, wasted an uninterrupted weekend man.  

We are trying to figure out how & when to chat, complicated by Mini-B.'s presence man.

We also suspect that the JC goes to bed quite early,  but must confirm this man.

We must ask her if we should shave our flowing locks so she can't scalp us, must remember we man.

 

We must clean miu-box and put garbage bag with the neighbor's, parasitic we man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

Must skool Mini-B. and take Uncle T-B. to doctor, chauffeuristic we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,615]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We will have to learn if this JC belongs to this largest of American Indian tribes, see we man.

With any luck she belongs to the Shakopee tribe. 

 

$$

[TBoneTX 45,893]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

the Shakopee tribe

Aren't they into multilevel marketing of health supplements, huh man?

Or wiggling their wieners after eliminating fluids, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,893]

The JC e-mailed us earrrrrly Monday morn (like Bro-G time -- perhaps a disqualifier) to promise comprehensive answers to our initial e-mail after she dished the warsher & laundried, domestic JC man.

 

She attached fotos not of herself, but of the dishes & laundry, see with shock we man.

 

We don't yet know her living arrangements, no man, but it's either with a large family or she let stuff up-pile, wow man.

 

Very nice-looking casa, however, see man.

Edited Monday at 09:49 PM by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,615]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

The JC e-mailed us earrrrrly Monday morn (like Bro-G time

 

I like this girl already!

 

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

We don't yet know her living arrangements, no man, but it's either with a large family or she let stuff up-pile, wow man.

 

Very nice-looking casa, however, see man.

Probably lives with her boyfriend

[TBoneTX 45,893]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

I like this girl already!

Big, BIG strike against,  man.

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Probably lives with her boyfriend

Now THAT'S positive thinking, sarcastic we man.

[TBoneTX 45,893]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

No reply after promise from new JC,  man.

 

Spent entire morn dealing with Uncle T-B., senior he man.

Uncle T-B. forgot about today's doc appointment,  man.

We had to cajole him to go,  man.

Then Uncle T-B. had us try to get into his investment account, password trouble man.

We spent half an hour on phone with customer service to no avail, probably private computer issue man.  

 

Stopped at Discount Tyre on return to casa, tyres low on air in cold weather man.

Little snotty technician insisted on our name & phone, "send you info on your tyres man."

We resisted this with a passion, none of their business and certainly for marketing purposes man.

There was much back & forth, waste of time in life man.

He finally said, "Why are you arguing over free air, huh man?"

We said, "Why don't YOU just air the damned tyres without horsepoop, huh man?"

Little snot rolled his eyes, snorted, and complied, should've gotten his butt fired but we were hungry man.

 

Returned to casa at nearly 1 p.m. without having consumed anything, no ingest we man.

Lunch was the last "Velveeta Cheesy Bowl Lasagna & Meat Sauce*," ingest we man.

     *bought close to a year ago from supermarket closeout bin, financially savvy we man

A siesta was taken thereafter, awaken early with headache we man.  

 

Mini-B.'s dentist called, one day before appointment man.

Had to cancel or change insurance, current co. not paid dentist anything for over a year man.  

We managed to do this, si man.

If registration status doesn't change from "pending" by morn, must cancel appointment,  man.

 

Din-din was onebag nuked Aldi mixed vegetables + nuked Aldi salisbury steaks in gravy, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Meet the Parents, semi-blah and watch Two Guys man.

Then came first half of NFL game, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to double digits (2x2x2 +2) already for the week, count last week's Two Guys Day consumption man.

 

We shall try to embed Mini-B. on time and roust him earlier than usual, always challenging man.

We must take Mama T-B. for a fasting blood-draw, senior she man insistent on early time man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

 

Edited to add, see man:  The original JC viewed our profile again, geez man...

Edited 22 hours ago by TBoneTX

[mam521 2,132]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Edited to add, see man:  The original JC viewed our profile again, geez man...