Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,208]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man:

 

We & Mini-B. slept in somewhat, lazy Two Guys man.

Miu was highly active, playful miu man.

 

Mini-B.'s breakfast/lunch was a bowl of cereal, ingest wee man.

Our lunch was a chicken patty + spaghetti donated by Uncle T-B., hate chicken senior he so ingest we man man.

 

We began laundry rather late but were efficient, all Many (2+1) LLs conquered in timely fashion man.

We did not dish the warsher, do it Monday man.

 

Football was watched, watch Two Guys man.

One bowl of Costco popcorn was consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Week's tally was Many (2 Manyzen +2) bowls, ties second-highest weekly total man.   

 

Mini-B. left at half-past Many, attend basketball game with the Rojo man.

Our din-din was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest we man.

A siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

We watched 2 consecutive hours of AFV, watch we man.

Miu slept on our office chair all afternoon, then sat in our lap, fluffy drowsy miu man.

Miu then requested din-din, then retired to sleep on our bed, ingest and zzz miu man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

No plans for Monday, temperatures only in the Manys man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Ontarkie 14,512]

Well my vacuum arrived at the warranty place, This afternoon I get a text saying they can't fix it and issued me a full refund. Now trying to decide what I want to buy🤔

[TBoneTX 46,208]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

trying to decide what I want to buy

A mail-order rubia for us, si D ma'am!   

Good generous Ontarklar!  Good, GOOD generous GENEROUS Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 46,208]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Awoke well before the alarm,  man.

Miu was needy and highly active, needy active miu man.

Lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

 

Went to Walmart for ourself and for Mama T-B., kill two birds we man.

Found all of Mama T-B.'s stuff, minor miracle man.

Found almost all of our stuff, minor miracle man.

No employees were rude to us, major miracle man.

Delivered stuff to Mama T-B. and had to abide a multivariant lecture,  man.

 

Returned to casa for a siesta, awoke before the alarm man.  

 

Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

 

Order from Chewy.com arrived, si man.

We had ordered miu a new miu-toy*, extra inclusion man.

     *on deep discount, financially savvy we man

This is a feather wand that irregularly rotates back & forth beneath a fabric shield, slowly or fastly man.

It occasionally pauses, and lights flash in the center, confuse any miu man.

Miu viewed it with suspicion but then approached it, suspicious-then-curious miu man.

Miu then began poking at and chasing the wand, huntress miu man.

The entertainment and energy levels increased on fast speed, quite comical man.

We will start this thing again when miu gets bored, most definitely man.

 

Fizzicle therapist visits Tuesday morn for our back, not a microsecond too soon man.

Maid supposed to come at noon, see repartee man:

  "Hello, good evening, I'm available tomorrow if you need cleaning, si man."

  "We do, si man.  We should be free after noon, si man.  What time do you want to come, huh man?"

  "I can arrive at half-past Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m. so as not to be late, si man."

  "We are not available from Many (2x2x2 +2) to noon, no man.  The rest of the day is free, si man."

  "Can I go at noon, huh man?"

  "That should be OK, si man.  See you then, si man."

We guarantee that she will be over an hour late or won't show at all, si or no man.  

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 46,208]

The JC just viewed us on the website, maybe second thoughts JC man.

[TBoneTX 46,208]

On 1/3/2025 at 4:29 PM, Ontarkie said:

Here is a picture

Mooning us in the forums, reported man!

Bad un-family-friendly Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD un-family-friendly, UN-FAMILY-FRIENDLY Ontarklar!

[Ontarkie 14,512]

I went ahead and ordered another Roborock, plus the extended warranty. Since it proved to be a smart purchase last time. 

[TBoneTX 46,208]

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I went ahead and ordered another Roborock, plus the extended warranty. Since it proved to be a smart purchase last time. 

Bad extravagant financially profligate Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD extravagant EXTRAVAGANT financially profligate FINANCIALLY PROFLIGATE Ontarklar!

[Ontarkie 14,512]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Bad extravagant financially profligate Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD extravagant EXTRAVAGANT financially profligate FINANCIALLY PROFLIGATE Ontarklar!

With everything I do around here I need as much help as possible. 

[TBoneTX 46,208]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The JC just viewed us on the website, maybe second thoughts JC man.

Lightning has struck and the JC has texted us, see man:

   "I hope you had a good year, T-B., si man," si man.

 

This came at Many (2+2) p.m., si man.

It is now almost Many (2x2x2 +1) p.m., si man.

 

1.  We are wondering how long to let her stew, wonder we man.

2.  What we respond is even more crucial than when, si man.

Many.  What and when should we respond, huh man?

[TBoneTX 46,208]

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

With everything I do around here I need as much help as possible. 

Tell Hillbilly that he can jolly well pony up for a maid, si man.

Cheap abuse-Ontarklaring Hillbilly!  Cheap, CHEAP abuse-Ontarklaring ABUSE-ONTARKLARING Hillbilly!

[TBoneTX 46,208]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

The Fizzicle Therapist (FT) came at appointed time, up-show FT she man.

FT worked us over without mercy, everything locked/knotted up man.

We yelled at certain points, but no pain no flexibility, no man and oj nie man.

We are much better, great relief man.

FT greatly impressed by miu's new toy, SmartyKat man.

 

Lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

 

NM (Nicaraguan maid) was supposed to come at noon, time of day always a suggestion man.

She came later but actually gave warning beforehand, imagine that man.

She has gained Many (2x2x2 +2) pounds on previously cachectic frame, out-fleshed NM she man.

She remarked that we looked flaco, skinny we man.

NM finished in >2 hours, solo job this time man.

NM did pretty well, remembered what not to molest man.

We paid her $Many, pay we NM man.

Casa stinks like bleach or Pine-Sol or Señor Clean or something, stinky casa man.

 

NM left during prime siesta time, desirous-of-zzz we man.

However, we had errands, errand we man.

Went to Post Office, go postal we man.

Went to drug store, not far man.

Went to bank, proximal and red-carpet treatment for POTS typhoon man.

Got din-din at Subway*, proximal and ingest at casa we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

After din-din, took roaring siesta, zzz we man.

 

Miu was highly interested in all the human visitors and activity, interested miu man.

Miu is now zzz-ing on Big Bruddah's bed, zzz miu man.

 

We are now seeking input into how/when to respond to reach-outing by the JC, q.v. above post man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

Doctor caucus midafternoon Wednesday, caucus we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Edited January 8 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,512]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Lightning has struck and the JC has texted us, see man:

   "I hope you had a good year, T-B., si man," si man.

 

This came at Many (2+2) p.m., si man.

It is now almost Many (2x2x2 +1) p.m., si man.

 

1.  We are wondering how long to let her stew, wonder we man.

2.  What we respond is even more crucial than when, si man.

Many.  What and when should we respond, huh man?

If you haven't responded go ahead. She took the first step. Just do a simple reply back and see where it goes from there.

[TBoneTX 46,208]

5 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

If you haven't responded go ahead. She took the first step. Just do a simple reply back and see where it goes from there.

We have been stewing her, no reply man.

 

We were thinking of "Thank you, JC, si man."

Or "Thank you, JC, si man.  What else would you like to discuss, huh man?"

[TBoneTX 46,208]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

With everything I do around here I need as much help as possible. 

Substitute "Ontarklar" and "Hillbilly" for the people in this story, si man.

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Wife Bestows Medal Of Honor On Husband For Loading Dishwasher

 

BOISE, ID — A great honor was awarded in a humble family home this week as a wife bestowed a prestigious medal of honor on her husband after he heroically rose to the occasion and loaded the dishwasher.

Larry Parson was overcome with pride as he accepted the highest accolade awarded to members of the household, having gone above and beyond the call to vaguely rinse the family's dishes and haphazardly place them in the dishwasher.

"This is a historic day," said Larry's wife, Donna, as she placed the medal around his neck.  "Never in the history of this household has a man stepped up to show such grit and fortitude.  [...]

 

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-bestows-medal-of-honor-on-husband-for-loading-dishwasher