Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,222]

1 hour ago, M+K IL said:

we drink wine and sake

We drink paint-thinner with a little grenadine, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

As stated, we itineraried Many (2+2+1) ESs, itinerary we man.

We could not find the Many'th (2+2th), no man.

The first and last ESs yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- 2 excellent bath-towels, partial jug Tide, Oral B toothbrush = $Many ($2+2+2), steal man

 -- outdoor extension-cord, ~full gallon Zep lime-cleaner, 2 thick warshcloths, 

        partial box Costco dryer-sheets = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+1)

 

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

No citizenship interviews for us today, no man.

 

We were asked to chauffeur Cousin Mini-B. from ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa to ex-her man's office, chauffeur senior wee man we man.

Mini-B. refused to enter any of the Many (2+1) ESs on the way, recalcitrant wee man.

Cousin Mini-B. had no idea what an ES was and accompanied us to the first, curious senior wee man.

 

Got to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s office on time, worked out well man.

Ex-she man banished us to a back room while she handled a client, Venezolano asylee man.

We got to inspect the framed certificates of her passed courses that we had paid for, memorie$ man.

Then, ex-she-man pupu'd the bananas that we'd brought along as wee-man snacks, diss we ex-she man.

Everyone bundled into the ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile and went off, big party at the Rojo's casa man.

We were left feeling rather disrespected and T-B.-mobiled off, bye man.

We would rather have no one than be disrespected, memories of same returned man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at a Chinese buffet, efficient we man.

We consumed Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- plates heaped with beef & chicken, ingest we man.

 

At casa, serviced indignant miu, treats and lunch man.

Needed shower and siesta but took neither, debated mowing front lawn in Many00-degree heat man.

After 2 hours, mowed front lawn, partially in shadow man.

Consumed 2 sweatbands, one job one recovery man.

Recovered under ceiling fan with Powerade Zero, ice on knees, and miu in lap, a Manyfecta man.

Showered and shall now siesta, Mini-B. staying over at the Rojo's casa man.

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

Edited July 15, 2023 by TBoneTX

[janet3 1,170]

Ahhh....and here we are. It's been a year since I have darkened the door of VJ and I have missed you guys immensely. Glad to see you are still here.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

1 hour ago, janet3 said:

Ahhh....and here we are. It's been a year since I have darkened the door of VJ and I have missed you guys immensely. Glad to see you are still here.

JMany ma'am!      

You have Many -- si ma'am, Many -- upvotes to award to all our posts, si JMany ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

We got maybe Many hours of sleep, insomniac we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned Mini-B. almost as promised, amazing man.

Mini-B. reported a scraped toe, and stomach issues from the birthday cake, impaired wee man.

He therefore wanted to skip basketball game at half-past noon, could only give in to that man.

 

We had designs on attending an ES, enterprising we man.

We asked if Mini-B. could hold off hunger if we ran an hourlong errand and returned with lunch, si man.

Mini-B. agreed, agreeable wee man.

However, as we prepared to go, Mini-B. said, "Dad, I'm hungry, si man,"  man.

We therefore went to Subway and came straight back, oh well man.

Lunch was (duh, man) Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

After lunch, we debated going out again, self-debate we man.

We opted to take a nap, siesta needed man.

We siesta'd for a solid hour, partially helpful man.

 

Intermittently mini-hooped with Mini-B. throughout the day, way too hot for anything else man.

Ended up siesta-ing for another near-hour, partially helpful man.

 

Din-din was Many (2x2x2x2) of the Costco mini-spring rolls, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Near sundown, back patio shadowed in nice breeze, optimal for basketball man.

Mini-B. took several shots, exclaimed about stomache-ache, and beelined inside, eliminatory wee man.

 

Later, Mini-B. requested and received 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man.

Watched late TV news, informed Two Guys man.

Played with Nerf-like balls during commercial breaks, Two Guys activity man.

---

It is our birthday on Sunday, birthed we man.

(We are not even sure whether the rubias realize or care about this, cavort nevertheless we man.)

We shall, like previous years, be Many years old, stable age situation man.

Shall spend the day taking Mini-B. to Mama T-B. and doing laundry, so what else is new man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Sunday and Special Birthday combined report, see man:

 

As usual, Mama T-B. phoned us precisely at Many:Many a.m. to verify that senior she man was there when we wowwed the world with our entry, si man.

 

We are Many -- si man, Many -- years old today, precisely man.

This was also miu's Many'rd anniversary with Daddy and Big Brudduh, familial miu man.

 

We and Mini-B. went to visit Mama T-B., ecstatic senior she man.

As our birthday present, Mama T-B. didn't yell at us even once, mirabile dictu man.

 

Mama T-B. had us drive the Mama-T-B.-mobile back to the casa, little-used lately but no problems man.

We ran a non-urgent errand on senior she man's behalf, cooperative we man.

Lunch for us was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

 

Mini-B. is now distinctly taller than is Mama T-B., grow wee man and shrink senior she man man.

 

Because Mini-B. is staying over tonight (Sunday), we will hold off on warshing the bed sheets, manageable 2 laundry loads today man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. swung by to drop off our birthday largesse, amazing man.

We got, see man:

  -- a "happy birthday" balloon on a stick, about the size of a jumbo lollipop man

  -- a twin-pack of Colgate toothbrushes, ???? man

  -- 2 $Many ($2x2x2 +2) BK gift cards, perfect gift man

  -- an empty greeting-card envelope with our name on it, typical man

  -- an unsigned card (un-enveloped), typical man

  -- the receipt from Dollar Tree for all of the above, typical man

 

We took a semisuccessful siesta, couldn't completely zzz we man.

 

Went to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa so that Mini-B. could buy a $Many -- si man, $Many -- video game,  man.

There, we thanked ex-Mrs.-T-B. for what we could obviously tell was from ex-her man even if we didn't know who had off-dropped it, sheepishly grin ex-she man.

We gave Cousin Mini-B. the 2 bath-towels (from Friday's ES) for his parents, visiting Ecu shortly senior wee man.

We also gave him Many (2x2x2 +2) warshcloths to give to Mama-ex-Mrs.-T-B., kitchen use man.

 

Back at the casa, we prepared din-din, culinary we man.

Din-din was frozen On-Cor chicken parmigiana patties, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Daddy's Home (Will Ferrell), not bad man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

The popcorn total for the week was Many (2x2x2 +2+2+2), highly respectable man.

 

Mini-B. and his little rubia girlfriend are talking again, up till after midnight last night till we stopped it man.  

He wants to take his phone to bed with him again, extra-vigilant tonight we man.

Mama T-B. noted that Mini-B. was sleepy, well  man.

 

We have brushed miu Many (2+1) times so far, demanding miu man.

Miu is currently expostulating in her "let's play feather-rollers" manner, already done once man.

 

Overall, a pretty good birthday, conclude we man.

After Mini-B. zzz, party with the rubias, cavort we man.

[Ontarkie 14,205]

Happy Birthday Tbone 

[TBoneTX 45,222]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Happy Birthday Tbone 

Gracias, and what are you doing up so late at night, huh D ma'am?  You go to bed right now, young lady, si ma'am!

 

Bad overly nocturnal Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD overly nocturnal OVERLY NOCTURNAL Ontarklar!

[Ontarkie 14,205]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Gracias, and what are you doing up so late at night, huh D ma'am?  You go to bed right now, young lady, si ma'am!

 

Bad overly nocturnal Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD overly nocturnal OVERLY NOCTURNAL Ontarklar!

I went to bed shorty after I posted. Still didn't fall asleep

[TBoneTX 45,222]

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I went to bed shorty after I posted. Still didn't fall asleep

Bad insomniac Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD insomniac INSOMNIAC Ontarklar!

Edited July 18, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,222]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

-- an empty greeting-card envelope with our name on it, typical man

  -- an unsigned card (un-enveloped), typical man

We have solved this mystery, si man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. explained by phone that the unsigned card was to have been signed by Mini-B., delinquent wee man.

Mini-B. breakfasted on corn dogs (= not a total embargo, no man), ingest wee man.

Then he set himself to writing our card, si man.

The outside of the card said, see man:

   "Happy birthday to a dad who's loved a lot, si man.

   "Sorry, that was supposed to say "who's LIVED a lot, si man."

The inside of the card said, see man:

   "WOW, you're old, wow man.  (OK, yeah, you're loved, too, si man.)"

He wrote the following on our card, see man:

   "You're super old, si man.  I didn't know people could be older than you, no man.  If you walk into a museum, they would say you're a fossil, si man."

He then handed it to us with an evil gleam in his eye, chip off the old block wee man man.

 

We then returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., bye wee man.

There, we were handed an unenveloped card signed by Cousin Mini-B., Cousinette Mini-B., and ex-Mrs.-T-B., si man and ma'ams man.

 

Mini-B.'s card was to have gone in the blank envelope, conclude we man.

The combination card was to have gone in the envelope addressed "T-B.," conclude we man.

Mystery solved, Sherlock Holmes we man!   

[M+K IL 102]

On 7/15/2023 at 10:26 PM, janet3 said:

Ahhh....and here we are. It's been a year since I have darkened the door of VJ and I have missed you guys immensely. Glad to see you are still here.

We haven't met but welcome back! This thread will probably keep me posting even after my journey here is done ... though heh who am I kidding, we might want to try and convince our parents to retire here so the next round might commence soon

[TBoneTX 45,222]

9 minutes ago, M+K IL said:

We haven't met but welcome back!

JMany ma'am sets the standard for i-dotting and t-crossing, si man.  She was also generous at upvoting all of our posts until she so outrageously disappeared, si man!   

[M+K IL 102]

12 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Happy Birthday Tbone 

Happy belated birthday @TBoneTX !