Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,776]

Upvotes will make us feel better, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,776]

49 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I know of one that meets most of those.

As a thought, tell her about us, and maybe that will prompt her to hire a lawyer (or to reconcile with her husband), si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,776]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Must be a rubia

Must love cats and popcorn

Must be able to consume a God awful diet of tuna glop and Costco quick foods

Must stay up late and like to sleep in

Must search for and gather all relevant food coupons 

Must love kids

Must be able to tolerate the presence of the ex

Should enjoy searching for GS and ES items.

You forgot "Must own and be willing to sell Pre-Owned Toilet Seats*," si man.

     *buy yours today at handsome year-end 0.0000001% discount off full retail, si man!

[Ontarkie 14,345]

9 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

As a thought, tell her about us, and maybe that will prompt her to hire a lawyer (or to reconcile with her husband), si D ma'am.

The next time we talk I will mention you. She's me BFF from back home and even used to babysit my older kids. 

I have pleaded many time to get a new lawyer.

[TBoneTX 45,776]

Fotos of alleged rubia now, si D ma'am and see alleged rubia we man!

9 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

from back home

Uh-oh... in Canadia and necessitating immigration processes, huh D ma'am eh ma'am?

[yuna628 9,690]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Just sitting here putting together a mental list of the perfect woman for @TBoneTX.

 

Must be a rubia

Must love cats and popcorn

Must be able to consume a God awful diet of tuna glop and Costco quick foods

Must stay up late and like to sleep in

Must search for and gather all relevant food coupons 

Must love kids

Must be able to tolerate the presence of the ex

Should enjoy searching for GS and ES items.

 

Where is she hiding?

 

 

Haha, I'd fit some of that list and know a few that might do so too, but I must say perhaps it is better to find a lady who is not able to consume said god awful diet, but perhaps home cook some Real Food ™.

Though we should not undervalue a decent tuna salad sandwich, the true way to win a man's heart is not via tuna glop but through a happy satisfied stomach of foody delights. 😏

[Ontarkie 14,345]

54 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Fotos of alleged rubia now, si D ma'am and see alleged rubia we man!

Uh-oh... in Canadia and necessitating immigration processes, huh D ma'am eh ma'am?

Yes, sadly she is in Canada. Not sure she would even want to move. But I will see what she thinks. 

[Neonred 3,600]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I know of one that meets most of those. Don't think she would eat tuna glop. She loves popcorn and cats, but also has a dog. 

Only problem is she is still fighting for a divorce and struggling to keep her head above water. She is way too trusting and will not go get a new lawyer she keeps the legal aid one who is dragging her feet. It's been more than 2 yrs of this, if she would get a lawyer on her own it would have been done already. 

 

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Actually very good, si man.  We would alter only the first item:  Optimally should be a rubia, si man.

"Where she is hiding" renders all of the above moot, sigh man.

 

We are a bit glum today amid the thought that we might not even get closure with the JC, sigh man.

Of course, we'll wait a few days, si man.  If no contact, will express our thoughts kindly and try to forget, sigh man.

She probably lives in northern Manitoba.

 But hey, you know what they say about Canadians.

[TBoneTX 45,776]

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Yes, sadly she is in Canada.

This is a true selling-point, eh and si and sigh D ma'am.

1 hour ago, Ontarkie said:

Not sure she would even want to move.

This is an even truer selling-point, eh and si and sigh and find us someone local or at least domestic D ma'am.

44 minutes ago, Neonred said:

She probably lives in northern Manitoba.

And is fluently bilingual in Moose, eh man.

 

You two slackers quit slacking and find us a local or at least domestic rubia, si man!

Bad slacking D ma'am and Bro G man!  Bad, BAD slacking SLACKING D ma'am and Bro G man!

[TBoneTX 45,776]

1 hour ago, yuna628 said:

the true way to win a man's heart is not via tuna glop

Speak for yourself, si Y ma'am.

Bad presumptive self-speaking Y ma'am!  Bad, BAD presumptive PRESUMPTIVE self-speaking SELF-SPEAKING Y ma'am!

[Neonred 3,600]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

This is a true selling-point, eh and si and sigh D ma'am.

This is an even truer selling-point, eh and si and sigh and find us someone local or at least domestic D ma'am.

And is fluently bilingual in Moose, eh man.

 

You two slackers quit slacking and find us a local or at least domestic rubia, si man!

Bad slacking D ma'am and Bro G man!  Bad, BAD slacking SLACKING D ma'am and Bro G man!

OK.  I’ve got a few prospects, but first let me ask you how you feel about changing adult diapers?

 

 

Edited Wednesday at 04:37 AM by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,776]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

OK.  I’ve got a few prospects, but first let me ask you how you feel about changing adult diapers?

Depends on the quality of the effluvium contained within, si and duh man.

Newpy Hap Year, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,776]

Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man:

 

Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was 2 chicken melts, ingest wee man.

Breakfast/lunch for us was onecan of Chunky chicken noodle soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought on discount from a supermarket dented-can bin, financially savvy we man

 

We erranded, errand we man.

Used up coupons at CVS, financially savvy we man.

Got stuff on sale at Big Lots, stores closing forever man.

This included their last 2 jugs of Cat's Pride miu-litter, one of the only two worth a poop man.

 

Gassed the T-B.-mobile at Costco, Manycember Many'st tradition man.

We T-B.-mobiled Many,000 miles last year, calculate we man.

 

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables + nuked On-Cor salisbury steaks in gravy, ingest Two Guys man.

A wonderful siesta was then taken, finally zzz we man.

 

Sent cheery text to the JC, radio silence man.

 

Movie night was Trading Places, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

We are only one away from double-figure weekly quota, ahead of power curve Two Guys man.

 

Consumed one Manyzen grapes at midnight, south-of-border tradition for good luck we man.

Trying to get Mini-B. embedded before too much later, embed we man wee man man.

Fireworks idiots trying to burn down entire neighborhood, can't do nuffin' we man.

 

Cousinette T-B. throwing small Gnu Year party on Wednesday afternoon, stupid but oh well man.

We, Mama T-B., Mini-B., and ex-Mrs.-T-B. are among the few invitees, obligated to go we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,600]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man:

 

Got stuff on sale at Big Lots, stores closing forever man..

 

Maybe not.  See this:   https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2024/12/31/big-lots-reaches-deal-to-keep-hundreds-of-stores-open/77326681007/

 

Big Lots reaches deal to keep hundreds of stores open.

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Din-din was nuked mixed vegetables + nuked On-Cor salisbury steaks in gravy, ingest Two Guys man.

A wonderful siesta was then taken, finally zzz we man.

Here we go again.

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Sent cheery text to the JC, radio silence man.

 

Is that what they call ghosting?

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Cousinette T-B. throwing small Gnu Year party on Wednesday afternoon, stupid but oh well man.

We, Mama T-B., Mini-B., and ex-Mrs.-T-B. are among the few invitees, obligated to go we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Well we stayed in last night, but there was the usual partying in Key West. 

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/key-west-rings-in-2025-with-red-shoe-drop/

 

Key West rings in 2025 with "Red Shoe Drop"

 

KEY WEST - Thousands of revelers in subtropical Key West welcomed 2025 with the "drop" of female impersonator Randy Roberts perched in a super-sized red high-heel shoe.

The annual "Red Shoe Drop," staged outside the Bourbon St. Pub complex on the island's famed Duval Street, was one of Key West's warmer weather takeoffs on the traditional New Year's Eve "ball drop" in New York City's Times Square.

Elegantly dressed in a blue sequined gown encrusted with thousands of hand-applied rhinestones, Roberts...

 

[TBoneTX 45,776]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

See this:   https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/2024/12/31/big-lots-reaches-deal-to-keep-hundreds-of-stores-open/77326681007/

Big Lots reaches deal to keep hundreds of stores open.

Well, this explains some confusing discussion that we had at our Big Lots yesterday, si man.

They were talking about "we were hoping that we would stay open, si man," si man.

They said that their own closure was a matter of rent-disagreement with greedy landlord, si man.

Anyway, the newly saved stores will be embarrassed if they have to stop their "out of business" sales, awkward man.

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

Is that what they call ghosting?

Si and sigh man, si and sigh man.

We want to have a closure conversation at least, si and sigh man.