Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Ontarkie 14,324]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

OK, see man [ahem, harrumph man]:

 

The JC is Many years old, lives Many hours/miles from us (but in an area that we visit at least twice yearly), and liked us on a dating site, whereupon we wrote her back, si man.  She has 2 kids (ages Many and Many years, respectively), si man.  She is a real estate appraiser, si man.  She has high executive function, responsible JC man.  She is #2 of Many siblings and the first female-type chica among them, si man.  She has fair skin but is not a rubia, oh well man.  Her first language is Spanish but she's completely bilingual, si man.  She is exceptionally fotogenic, whee man.  She takes relationships VERY slowly, sigh man.  We were talking again, and she warned us that her phone was at 1%, and indeed it died precisely in the middle of a "getting to know you" question, sigh man.  She is not pretentious, no man.  She routinely overextends herself in terms of family obligations, sigh man.  She has a good heart to the extent of visiting her ex-sister-in-law in the hospital, si man.  It is hard for us to connect regularly with her, overextended JC man man.  She does not like public displays of affection, sigh man.  These are the spilled beans about the JC, si man.

She actually sounds pretty perfect for you. Minus she's not a rubia. Definitely keep us posted. 

 

3 hours ago, yuna628 said:

 

We once went through a leak that ruined the septic system, took months to fix, and cost about 8k. Had to replace the water lines and the whole septic system/drain fields and then all the lawn. We've had subsequent issues every few years, but bought a protection policy through the water company. They fix it now at no cost to us, provided they don't send out complete idiots.

 

Christmas has been crazy. A two week stay for my dad in the hospital (him refusing to go again followed by me saying you're going whether you like it or not) and once again they save his life with no realization or appreciation of it on his part (those nurses did everything for him!). They dump him out of the hospital on Christmas-Eve-eve and a new bodily reality for him that certain functions aren't going to work anymore. Nurses start home visiting again today but he is weak and doesn't want to move. 

 

Christmas everyone came to see him and open gifts, but he fell asleep during much of it. My best gift was a sling that I can strap my dog into, giving me the ability to walk and do things hands-free.

Oh my, I'm glad you were able to get him to go in. Big hugs. 

 

Doggy harness sounds cool. I don't walk the doxies and the Labrador is getting old and likes to just sit on the back patio or sleep. 

[TBoneTX 45,663]

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

a leak that ruined the septic system, took months to fix, and cost about Many k

Leak price precised, see and si Y ma'am.

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

bought a protection policy through the water company

Very smart and pay-offing, si Y ma'am!

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

you're going whether you like it or not

Do not contradict, gainsay, or dispute the fearsome Y ma'am, no man!

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

certain functions aren't going to work anymore

Welcome to aging, si and sigh man.

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

a sling that I can strap my dog into

Why is the verb "sing sang sung" but not "sling slang slung," we wonder man.

[TBoneTX 45,663]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Proud grandpa here

Otherwise known as the ancestor of descendants, euphemism man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

the Ravens destroyed an inferior team

Game sucked, si man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

What did you get her??

The honor of potentially associating with us, that's what man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Wow, so kinky

Dirty old man, shame and    man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

I never thought about using that line to get out of a potentially boring conversation.

Showing that the JC is smarter than you man, conclude we man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Keep us informed with all the juicy details.

The JC is moving so deliberately that we could probably be married to and divorced from almost anyone else before she commits to anything, sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,663]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

She actually sounds pretty perfect for you.

Gracias except she's not a rubia, si and no D ma'am.

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Minus she's not a rubia.

We just said this, si and see D ma'am!   

Bad repetitive plagiaristic Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD repetitive REPETITIVE plagiaristic PLAGIARISTIC Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 45,663]

We greatly craved Subway with use of coupon & gift card, crave greatly we man.

However, weather was threatening, yucky and overly windy man.

We lunched in, see eventual Thrilling Thursday report man.

Sure enough, it began storming like an illegitimate male child, build an Ark man.

This might be the second consecutive day wherein we don't leave the casa, party-animal we man.

[TBoneTX 45,663]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

A lengthy siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

Rain finally stopped after sunset, about time man.

Decided to go to Costco, needed and sales items man.

We went for Many (2x2x2 -1) items and returned with Many (2x2x2), restrained we man.

The Many'th (2x2x2th) item was a tub of chicken salad, irresistibly attracted we man.

Several tablespoons of this were consumed for din-din, ingest we man.

(We took along our Subway coupon/card but were still full from lunch, maybe tomorrow man.)

 

Nothing formal planned for Friday, no man.

One ES is too far away, perhaps conclude we man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Edited 9 hours ago by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,663]

WCG just wrote for the first time since early Manyvember, & we just took Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- hours writing him our catch-up news,  man.

 

Didn't hear from the JC on Thursday, but she said she'd be busy, sigh and oh well man.

Edited 4 hours ago by TBoneTX