Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Ontarkie 14,446]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

OK, see man [ahem, harrumph man]:

 

The JC is Many years old, lives Many hours/miles from us (but in an area that we visit at least twice yearly), and liked us on a dating site, whereupon we wrote her back, si man.  She has 2 kids (ages Many and Many years, respectively), si man.  She is a real estate appraiser, si man.  She has high executive function, responsible JC man.  She is #2 of Many siblings and the first female-type chica among them, si man.  She has fair skin but is not a rubia, oh well man.  Her first language is Spanish but she's completely bilingual, si man.  She is exceptionally fotogenic, whee man.  She takes relationships VERY slowly, sigh man.  We were talking again, and she warned us that her phone was at 1%, and indeed it died precisely in the middle of a "getting to know you" question, sigh man.  She is not pretentious, no man.  She routinely overextends herself in terms of family obligations, sigh man.  She has a good heart to the extent of visiting her ex-sister-in-law in the hospital, si man.  It is hard for us to connect regularly with her, overextended JC man man.  She does not like public displays of affection, sigh man.  These are the spilled beans about the JC, si man.

She actually sounds pretty perfect for you. Minus she's not a rubia. Definitely keep us posted. 

 

3 hours ago, yuna628 said:

 

We once went through a leak that ruined the septic system, took months to fix, and cost about 8k. Had to replace the water lines and the whole septic system/drain fields and then all the lawn. We've had subsequent issues every few years, but bought a protection policy through the water company. They fix it now at no cost to us, provided they don't send out complete idiots.

 

Christmas has been crazy. A two week stay for my dad in the hospital (him refusing to go again followed by me saying you're going whether you like it or not) and once again they save his life with no realization or appreciation of it on his part (those nurses did everything for him!). They dump him out of the hospital on Christmas-Eve-eve and a new bodily reality for him that certain functions aren't going to work anymore. Nurses start home visiting again today but he is weak and doesn't want to move. 

 

Christmas everyone came to see him and open gifts, but he fell asleep during much of it. My best gift was a sling that I can strap my dog into, giving me the ability to walk and do things hands-free.

Oh my, I'm glad you were able to get him to go in. Big hugs. 

 

Doggy harness sounds cool. I don't walk the doxies and the Labrador is getting old and likes to just sit on the back patio or sleep. 

[TBoneTX 46,075]

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

a leak that ruined the septic system, took months to fix, and cost about Many k

Leak price precised, see and si Y ma'am.

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

bought a protection policy through the water company

Very smart and pay-offing, si Y ma'am!

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

you're going whether you like it or not

Do not contradict, gainsay, or dispute the fearsome Y ma'am, no man!

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

certain functions aren't going to work anymore

Welcome to aging, si and sigh man.

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

a sling that I can strap my dog into

Why is the verb "sing sang sung" but not "sling slang slung," we wonder man.

[TBoneTX 46,075]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Proud grandpa here

Otherwise known as the ancestor of descendants, euphemism man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

the Ravens destroyed an inferior team

Game sucked, si man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

What did you get her??

The honor of potentially associating with us, that's what man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Wow, so kinky

Dirty old man, shame and    man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

I never thought about using that line to get out of a potentially boring conversation.

Showing that the JC is smarter than you man, conclude we man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Keep us informed with all the juicy details.

The JC is moving so deliberately that we could probably be married to and divorced from almost anyone else before she commits to anything, sigh man...

[TBoneTX 46,075]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

She actually sounds pretty perfect for you.

Gracias except she's not a rubia, si and no D ma'am.

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Minus she's not a rubia.

We just said this, si and see D ma'am!   

Bad repetitive plagiaristic Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD repetitive REPETITIVE plagiaristic PLAGIARISTIC Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 46,075]

We greatly craved Subway with use of coupon & gift card, crave greatly we man.

However, weather was threatening, yucky and overly windy man.

We lunched in, see eventual Thrilling Thursday report man.

Sure enough, it began storming like an illegitimate male child, build an Ark man.

This might be the second consecutive day wherein we don't leave the casa, party-animal we man.

[TBoneTX 46,075]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

A lengthy siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

Rain finally stopped after sunset, about time man.

Decided to go to Costco, needed and sales items man.

We went for Many (2x2x2 -1) items and returned with Many (2x2x2), restrained we man.

The Many'th (2x2x2th) item was a tub of chicken salad, irresistibly attracted we man.

Several tablespoons of this were consumed for din-din, ingest we man.

(We took along our Subway coupon/card but were still full from lunch, maybe tomorrow man.)

 

Nothing formal planned for Friday, no man.

One ES is too far away, perhaps conclude we man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Edited December 27, 2024 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,075]

WCG just wrote for the first time since early Manyvember, & we just took Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- hours writing him our catch-up news,  man.

 

Didn't hear from the JC on Thursday, but she said she'd be busy, sigh and oh well man.

Edited December 27, 2024 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,075]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

We did not go to the faraway ES, no man.  One for Saturday closer, intend to attend we man.

 

Groceried at store WUOCs, save Many% we man.

Lunch was Subway WUOC, finally ingest we man.   

 

An attempted siesta was a complete failure,  man.

Arose from it and decided to mow lawn, decide we man.

Two sweatbands were thoroughly consumed, perspirational we man.

 

Din-din was toucans of Chunky sirloin burger soup, ingest we man.

 

We have the JC interested in us, si to she man man.

We have a near-rubia interested in us, si to she man man.

We have a legitimate rubia interested in us, si to she man man.

 

We might see the near-rubia on Saturday night, possibility man.

We are dragging because of no siesta, drag we man.

We must stay coherent for possible texting with the legitimate rubia, suspect we man.

We must stay coherent for likely phoning with the JC, anticipate we man.

 

On Saturday, we have the ES and a trip to Aldi, plan we man.

Party with the (existing) rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,646]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Din-din was toucans of Chunky sirloin burger soup, ingest we man.

Toucans??  Holy guacamole!  I could barely consume one can on a good day.

 

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have a near-rubia interested in us, si to she man man.

We have a legitimate rubia interested in us, si to she man man.

 

We might see the near-rubia on Saturday night, possibility man.

We are dragging because of no siesta, drag we man.

We must stay coherent for possible texting with the legitimate rubia, suspect we man.

We must stay coherent for likely phoning with the JC, anticipate we man.

 

Party with the (existing) rubias tonight, cavort we man.

 

Adding to your existing gaggle of rubias...

nice.

[TBoneTX 46,075]

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

Toucans??  Holy guacamole!  I could barely consume one can on a good day.

Then find a divorced one and consume a onecan, si and duh and  man!

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

Adding to your existing gaggle of rubias...

nice.

See "Thrilling" Saturday report,  man.

[TBoneTX 46,075]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We attended the one ES, attend we and streak intact man.

 

The take, see man:

  -- NIP high-gloss disposable forks, NIP high-gloss disposable spoons, partial roll wax paper 

          = $2, deal man

Total = $2

[TBoneTX 46,075]

"Thrilling" Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

The JC texted us at 1 a.m. to say that she'd just finished helping with family wedding prep, incorrigible JC man.

 

We awoke feeling not as lousy as usual, be thankful for little crumbs of happiness we man man.

We had a nice first-date event to invite the near-rubia (NR) to, si man.

She objected to parts of the plan, object NR man and accommodate we man.

She took nearly 2 hours to respond to the revisions and suggest others, tardy NR man.

 

We finally gave up waiting and proceeded with our day, already nearly 1 p.m. man.

We had not consumed toucans or onecan of anything, waiting on NR to confirm or change again man.

After ES-ing, we went to Aldi, nothing there that we'd come for man.

It was now 2 hours + half an hour since our last plea for confirmation, si man.

We gauged our headache and off-urinated status, both off the charts man.

We texted the NR with "Changed mind, si man.  It's off, si man.  Sorry, si man.  All the best, si man," si man.

The NR immediately texted, "I was willing to make the drive and meet you there, si man!" si man.

We should have told her off about responding responsibly when people are waiting,  man.

But the NR wasn't worth the effort, no man.

 

We delivered a couple of Aldi items to Mama T-B., deliver we man to senior she man man.

Mama T-B. observed that we have lost too much weight, shadow of our former self we man man.

 

Went to Subway for breakfast/lunch/din-din WUOC & gift card, financially savvy we man.

Returned to casa to service demanding miu, Feed Me Daddy miu man.

Devoured the Subway, voraciously ingest we man.

Tried to siesta with cough and splitting headache, complete failure man.

Finally gave up, just forget it man.

Took cough syrup with acetaminophen in it, ingest we man.

Slighter headache remains, almost tolerable man.

 

We are thoroughly enjoying our traumatic Saturday night here at the casa, oh whoopee man.

Waiting for the LR (Legitimate Rubia) or the JC to contact us, need potential sympathy we man man.

And that was/is our thoroughly thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,646]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

"Thrilling" Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

The JC texted us at 1 a.m. to say that she'd just finished helping with family wedding prep, incorrigible JC man.

 

We awoke feeling not as lousy as usual, be thankful for little crumbs of happiness we man man.

We had a nice first-date event to invite the near-rubia (NR) to, si man.

She objected to parts of the plan, object NR man and accommodate we man.

She took nearly 2 hours to respond to the revisions and suggest others, tardy NR man.

 

We finally gave up waiting and proceeded with our day, already nearly 1 p.m. man.

We had not consumed toucans or onecan of anything, waiting on NR to confirm or change again man.

After ES-ing, we went to Aldi, nothing there that we'd come for man.

It was now 2 hours + half an hour since our last plea for confirmation, si man.

We gauged our headache and off-urinated status, both off the charts man.

We texted the NR with "Changed mind, si man.  It's off, si man.  Sorry, si man.  All the best, si man," si man.

The NR immediately texted, "I was willing to make the drive and meet you there, si man!" si man.

We should have told her off about responding responsibly when people are waiting,  man.

But the NR wasn't worth the effort, no man.

 

Dump her now man.  She's just a worthless, somewhat typical rubia.  

You deserve better.

 

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We delivered a couple of Aldi items to Mama T-B., deliver we man to senior she man man.

Mama Neon has been sick and has had an annoying cough.  We are all avoiding her.  Of course she feels neglected however I have been speaking to her on the phone.  She didn't get together with us and the daughter and grandkids (in her case great grandkids) for Christmas.  This morning we are headed to the Keys for the week and when I told her about that last night I got the "well I guess I won't see you for another couple of weeks..." sad story.  She says that at least she has some friends where she lives.  I know what she is trying to do.

 

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Took cough syrup with acetaminophen in it, ingest we man.

 

Did that last night, not because I was sick but because I was dead tired from a full day working outside cutting and trimming with the chainsaw.  Falling asleep sitting up before 9:00.  Knew if I went to bed then without assistance I would be up before 3:00am.  Took the nighttime cold medicine and slept like "an illegitimate child" until 6:00am.  WOW.  I never sleep that late.  Now to get my rubia up so we can head to the Keys.

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Waiting for the LR (Legitimate Rubia) or the JC to contact us, need potential sympathy we man man.

 

Check to be sure she is legitimate, if you know what I mean.....carpet and drapes.

 

 

Edited December 29, 2024 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 46,075]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Dump her now man.

Dump already taken, si man.  (Uh, wait man... what, man?)

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Mama Neon has been sick

Recovery soon, si to senior Neon she man man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Falling asleep sitting up before Many:00.

Doze-time precised, see and si and  man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

I would be up before Many:00am

Prospective up-time precised, see and si and  man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

until Many:00am

Illegitimate and completely obscene/ridiculous awake-time precised, see and si and  man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Check to be sure she is legitimate, if you know what I mean.....carpet and drapes.

Siiiiii, man.  LR hasn't texted more than a line or two all weekend, oh well man.

On the other hand, the JC just sent a foto of herself in bridesmaid dress, weak-in-the-knees we man.

 

We shall start baking the LL and try a siesta, bake-and-zzz we man.

[Ontarkie 14,446]

My robot vacuum died again.  Sending it back in for repairs. I swear I need to be the person who tests these suckers out. If they truly want a vacuum that works and needs to be tested I'm the person.