Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,576]

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Got shopping-list from Mama T-B., easy-to-stomach items man.

 

Lunch/din-din was at favorite Chinese buffet, "girlfriend" not there man.  Sad to hear this.

We consumed Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- plates heaped mostly with beef, ingest we man.

If it was "beef with broccoli," we ignored the last 2 words of it, focused we man.

Probably not a good idea to shock your system with healthy foods.

 

On Mama T-B.'s orders, we hit 2 dollar stores in search of her items, always fruitless man.

Got back to casa tired & sweating, soupy atmosphere man.

Showered and sat to rest, recline we man.

We were awakened by a phone call from Mama T-B. an hour later, unplanned siesta man.

 

Ran out to procure Mama T-B.'s junk, rush we man.

Delivered junk, dutiful we man.

 

Rant, see man:

Why do old people keep their casas at Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2) degrees in summer (or winter) when they're not paying electric bills, huh man?   The perfect temperature!

 

We were sweat-drenched simply delivering that stuff, waste of shower man.

 

Mama T-B. yelled at us about several things, obviously recovering senior she man.  When my mother stops complaining I'll know something is wrong.

 

Returned to casa a soaking mess, good grief man.

Front & back yards mostly in shadow, time to mow man.

During this process, neighbor's dog came through busted fence to poop again, chase it off we man.  Great fertilizer.  Watch where you step.

Job took Many (2+2) sweatbands, Many (2+1) job 1 recovery man.

Sat under ceiling fan with ice on knees afterward, recovery we man.

Showered for Many'rd (2+1rd) time, second consecutive week of such insanity man.

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs and an ES for Saturday, unsure of our motivation man.

 

Party with the rubias itineraried as usual, cavort we man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We attended as above, q.v. man.

Our take, see man:

 -- 2 large picture frames = $2, deal man

Total = $2

 

The ES was an antique shop going out of business, sigh man.

We found 2 geographical wall-maps of South America, Many (2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +1) years old man.

We got them for ex-Mrs.-T-B., pay back we ex-she man man.

Quite a good deal, think we man.

[TBoneTX 45,567]

2 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Probably not a good idea to shock your system with healthy foods.

 Perish that thought, forget it man!

3 minutes ago, Neonred said:

The perfect temperature!

Many degrees is NOT the perfect indoor temperature, no man!

4 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Sad to hear this.

We don't want to have to manufacture anything, no man.

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Thrilling non-GS/ES Saturday report, see man:

 

Lunch/din-din was at a Mexican-food-heavy buffet near the ES, proximal man.

We consumed Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- platefuls, ingest we man.

These were laden with roasted chicken thighs and mini-enchiladas, ingest we man.

We could not equal the buffet price in cost of food eaten, rip-off place man.

 

Returned to casa for nap, siesta we man.

 

Got Amazon Prime order of indoor mini-hoop for Mini-B., many times requested man.

Neighbor will supervise installation and catch us falling from the ladder, recruit we man.

 

Went to legacy supermarket, grocery we man.

They were out of their in-house loaves of white bread, no excuse man.

 

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the half-bag of salad left over from last Two Guys week, still edible man.

 

Ran emergency (NOT!) errand for Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man.

 

Din-din was onecan of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

 

Subdued and must put away laundry load, almost done man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B., start Two Guys week Two Guys man,

Mini-B. spied the box containing his mini-hoop and erupted in joy, eruptjoyed wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. put it together, mechanically proficient ex-she man.

Mini-B. playing nonstop, thrilled wee man.

We gave ex-Mrs.-T-B. her South American maps for $Many*, appreciative ex-she man.

     *at Many00% markup not counting mileage/tolls, successful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man

Mini-B. still playing nonstop, thrilled we man.

 

In negative news, Mini-B. announced that he now dislikes corn dogs, full box just bought man.  

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

At 2 a.m., right when we closed our eyes, Mini-B. came to bed with us, no perceptible reason man.

He squirmed like a little Manypus ([2x2x2]pus) all night, exhausted we man.

 

Mini-B. recruited us Many times to play with his new mini-hoop, enthusiastic wee man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest rice + tuna wee man man.

Lunch for us was 2 corn dogs, ingest we man.

This is the converse of How Things Should Be, conclude we man.

Regardless, corn dogs make an excellent lunch, also conclude we man.

 

Took Mini-B. to basketball practice, Two Guys man.

During that time, ex-Mrs.-T-B. texted twice, "Everything OK?", helicopterous ex-she man.

We stopped on the way casa-ward to buy Blue Bell ice cream at the store, Two Guys decision man.

Got it to the casa, delve into it Two Guys man.

We texted ex-Mrs.-T-B., "WE DIDN'T SEE MINI-B. EXIT THE GYM, NO MAN!", si man.

As predicted, we got a panicked call, we know our ex-public man.

We explained, "We didn't see him exit, but we saw him coming toward us down the hall," truth man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. exclaimed, "Estupido!  Estupido!!!" and hung up, got ex-her man we man.   

We then texted, "Doan go aysheep," don't go ape man.

 

We ate the full pint of Blue Bell "Dark Chocolate," ingest we man.

Mini-B. ate half his pint of Blue Bell "I [heart] Cereal," half-ingest wee man.

It tasted even better after pranking ex-Mrs.-T-B., hee hee hee man.

 

Party with the rubias after we down-bed Mini-B., cavort we man.

Edited July 11, 2023 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Addendum to thrilling Monday report, see in addition man:

 

Mini-B. stepped on the bathroom scale and exclaimed, "I gained Many (2x2x2) ounces, si man!  I'm dying of Fat Disease, si man!"

 

We told him, "Just wait," si man.

[Neonred 3,576]

In a relevant side note:

 

Boiler is ahead of TBoneTX in upvotes!

[TBoneTX 45,567]

In an irrelevant note, that's what man.

It is still Many,000 to Many,000, gracias to P-math man.

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Internet down into the Many'rd day, use Mini-B.'s wifi hotspot man.

 

Lunch was from BK WUOCs, financially savvy we man.

Mini-B. had chicken fries + French fries, ingest wee man.

We had a "royal chicken sandwich" + French fries, ingest we man.

 

Played much mini-hoop basketball, continuously enthusiastic wee man.

 

Din-din was (intended to be) the last of the awful angusburgers bought when our good ones became unavailable, disgusting man.

Mini-B. couldn't finish his, throw out the rest we man.

We couldn't begin our second one, throw out the rest we man.

Fortunately, better angusburgers again available, never buy the foregoing again man.

Mini-B.'s replacement din-din was S+Ms, ingest wee man.

 

Searched briefly/fruitlessly for movies on broadcast TV, no Internet man.

Stopped when discovered the baseball All-Star Game, delighted wee man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Got Mini-B. to bed quite late, oh well man.

Really miss not reading with him any more, up-growing wee man.  

 

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was 2 corn dogs, ingest we man.

 

Played mini-hoop and real basketball, Two Guys man.

Dished/de-dished the warsher*, opportune opportunity man.

     *Texas spelling/pronunciation, emulate it man

 

We got worked over (weeks late) by our fizzicle** therapist, maul we she man.

     **this should be the spelling, sensible man

We can almost walk and move again, can't wait so long next time man.

 

Din-din was Many (2x2x2x2) air-fried spring rolls from Costco, and a shared bag of nuked rice, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. upset because of malfunctioning Oculus, no V.R. for wee man man.

We volunteered to drive him to Best Buy, insured there man.

Best Buy closes at Many (2x2x2) p.m., too late man.

We will go on this mission on Thursday, itineraried man.

 

Party with the rubias in full swing, take break to file thrilling daily report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Internet finally repaired, praises man.

 

Mini-B. and we arose too late for breakfast, lazy Two Guys man.

Took Mini-B. on errands, cranky wee man.

First stop was Taco Cabana for lunch, ingest Two Guys and better-mooded wee man man.

Many'rd stop was Best Buy, trade hosed Oculus for NIP one without problem man.

 

Mini-B. unpackaged new Oculus, excited wee man.

Oculus defective, frustrated wee man.

Went back to Best Buy, trade hosed Oculus #2 for NIP one without problem man.

New new Oculus performed perfectly, overjoyed wee man.

 

Din-din was bagged salad + 2 hot dogs apiece, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Big (Tom Hanks), quite good man.

Many (2+2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

Just one more bowl needed to reach quota of double figures, anticipatory we man.

 

ES itinerary compiled, some scratch-heading by we man see explanation man.

Must drop Mini-B. at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s office ahead of plans with Cousinette M.-B., birthday junior she man.

Celebration occurs at the Rojo's casa, way in boonies man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s office almost midpoint, makes sense man.

Had to find ESs in that vicinity, successful we man man.

We shall see how impatient Mini-B. will be on these interim stops, impatient wee man man.

Fortunately, Cousin Mini-B. will be hitching with us, patient senior-junior wee man man.

Many (2+1) ESs before drop-off, very nearby man.

Two more ESs after drop-off, leisurely for us man.

The 2 later ones even run a bit longer than the Many earlier ones, proficient itinerarier we man.

 

Party with the rubias about to commence, cavort we man.

[M+K IL 102]

2 naturalization interviews yesterday! And we were blissfully unaware that the area near the USCIS field office was struck by tornadoes the evening before - we just noticed in our area it rained heavily. Ignorance is bliss in this case

Took the train to the interview, so we were glad it not only not rain but also was unseasonably cool at least in the morning (by the time I left my interview - we were scheduled 2 hours apart - it was bright and sunny, so I was sweating more, but it's nice to see the blue sky nonetheless).

Many bottles of wine were bought after that.

[TBoneTX 45,567]

49 minutes ago, M+K IL said:

Many bottles of wine were bought

For commiseration or celebration, huh man?   

1.  Update your VJ timeline(s), si man.

2.  General advice, see man:  Begin (and continue) drinking immediately and heavily, hic man.

[M+K IL 102]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

For commiseration or celebration, huh man?   

Celebration! Though we are still awaiting our oath ceremonies to be scheduled (doing legal name change so no option for same-day oath), and after that... we'll probably need to drink when dealing with getting all our paperwork adjusted. Passport, SSN, then all the bank accounts, credit cards, insurances ... driver license, car registrations, oy vey.

 

Now I feel like I need another drink.

 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

1.  Update your VJ timeline(s), si man.

Done! I updated my relevant posts yesterday but forgot to do the timeline until earlier today

 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

2.  General advice, see man:  Begin (and continue) drinking immediately and heavily, hic man.

People in my job role already drink heavily. Haha. Normally whiskey but at home for the missus' sake we drink wine and sake.