Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,550]

8 hours ago, mam521 said:

Have you tried Kohl's?

Not yet and good idea, si mam ma'am.  We shall pre-go to reconnoiter, si mam ma'am.

8 hours ago, mam521 said:

I'm a moccasin wearer myself.

Another idea unconsidered by us, si mam ma'am.

However, Mama T-B. probably wants something with more padding, si man.

She definitely wants distinctly nonslip soles, not on moccasins that we've seen man.

Nevertheless, we shall snoop for anything in the ballpark, si and gracias mam ma'am.

8 hours ago, mam521 said:

"winter" (as you call it) arrived

Glad that you admit the outrageous nature of this non-Texas-like weather, hooray mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,550]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Got Mini-B. to skool quite early, successful we man.

It is because we swiped his phone while he was in the shower, biggest contributor to delay man.

 

We then returned to the casa and tried to siesta, unsuccessful we man.

We arose and took the T-B.-mobile to the repair shop, losing air from one tyre man.

The tyre had a 2"-long, very thick nail in it, amazing man.

The charge for flat-repair was $Many ($2x2x2 +2), most reasonable anywhere man.

 

Lunch was onecan of [Many00% - 1%] fat-free Progresso chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

Siesta #2 was attempted, not much better than #1 man.

 

Din-din was all but onepack of the Yakitori chicken rice, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was again a basketball game, watch first half Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This meets our weekly double-digit popcorn quota (2x2x2 +2+1), and only Wednesday man.   

 

We shall try to get Mini-B. embedded in timely fashion, good luck man.

Must take Mama T-B. to doctor Thursday a.m., chauffeur senior she man we man.

Might see Many-year-old chica Thursday afternoon, non-Two Guys eve man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[mam521 2,103]

3 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

She definitely wants distinctly nonslip soles, not on moccasins that we've seen man

You can get them with crepe soles, rubberized soles and vibram soles these days.  Like this:

 

[TBoneTX 45,550]

Gracias beaucoup, si mam ma'am.

And precisely what are you doing up so late at night, huh young lady mam ma'am?!

You get to bed right now, si mam ma'am!

Bad overly nocturnal mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD overly nocturnal OVERLY NOCTURNAL mam ma'am!

[Neonred 3,576]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Might see Many-year-old chica Thursday afternoon, non-Two Guys eve man.

 

WOW TBoneTX, another girlfriend?  How many do you have now?

 

And how do you do it?

[Ontarkie 14,282]

On 12/4/2024 at 1:10 PM, yuna628 said:

Last month I got my mammogram. I thought it seemed to go well, though it was a little painful. What was strange is that it took a long time to get the results. A letter never showed up so I called, eventually something showed up in a portal. Part of my mammogram had been messed up and needed to be redone, but the rest was ambiguous and not great? They'd seen something and the radiologist wasn't sure what it was. No one would discuss the results with me, just that it was described as a mass that could be cancerous. I was devastated. I needed a redo so then had to chase the doctor to send new orders about it - she said it was urgent to get this redone and wanted another test about the mass. I call radiology again and am transferred over and over, they tell me it would be two months to the next available. I could not wait that long. They tell me my only option then is to go two hours away to a hospital breast cancer center.

 

So that is where I was yesterday, my husband waiting nervously in the hallway. There were many women there in varying states of  sadness. The tech was very kind for multiple tests and the doctor reviewed everything immediately. They could not really explain why I was required to come back in, as it was their opinion that the findings of a mass are benign. Get a redo in another year. When I came out of the exam room, my husband was shaking with happiness. The stress of not knowing what this lump was had taken it's toll on us both this month, especially with everything going on with my family.

 

I have a family history of cancer, including breast cancer, so I very much encourage everyone to get checked.

I'm so glad you were able to get some good news out of the hospital. 

 

[TBoneTX 45,550]

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

WOW TBoneTX, another girlfriend?  How many do you have now?

And how do you do it?

Between 0 and 1, who knows man.

Actually, 0, because none are rubias and therefore they don't count, si and no man.

 

We chiefly use our patented pick-up line, see man:

"Excuse us, Miss -- we haven't met yet, no man, so we still have a chance with you, si man!"

 

Some also seek to improve the human race by agreeing to breed with a Central Chimpanzee, smart chicas man.

Edited December 6 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,550]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Slept poorly again, come on man.

Had headache and sinus issues all day, Texas weather certainly not Many man.

 

Took Mama T-B. to doc appointment, chauffeur senior she man we man.

Returned to casa and attempted to siesta, no luck man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Took medicine and apprised Many-year-old chica of our situation, wait half an hour for verdict man.

Medicine didn't help and in fact hosed our stomach, regrettably had to cancel with chica man.

Attempted Siesta #2, which wasn't much better than the first, come on man.

Finally popped HSM (for daytime) and felt somewhat better, still lousy man.

 

Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned Mini-B. quite late, OK with us man.

This was because Miu T-B. zzz'd on our lap for nearly 1 hour + half an hour, zzz lap-miu man.

The entire time, we could stroke her fluffy miu-tummy, softest fur ever man.

Ironically, The Miu in the Hat and How the Grinch Stole Christmas were on TV, watch we with zzz-ing miu man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and 2 GSs for Friday, hope we recover for them man.

They are in 2 groups in opposite directions from the casa, not a terribly long route man.

Stupid weather isn't supposed to warm up past the Manys, hate winter we man and shaddap mam ma'am man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

HSM contemplated at bedtime, ingest HSM we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,576]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We chiefly use our patented pick-up line, see man:

"Excuse us, Miss -- we haven't met yet, no man, so we still have a chance with you, si man!"

 

Some also seek to improve the human race by agreeing to breed with a Central Chimpanzee, smart chicas man.

 

I was going to say that with all your family obligations and now all these women, I am wondering how you keep it up...

 

 

 

(but then I realized that conversation would quickly go into the gutter).  LOL

[TBoneTX 45,550]

16 hours ago, Neonred said:

I was going to say that with all your family obligations and now all these women, I am wondering how you keep it up...

 

(but then I realized that conversation would quickly go into the gutter).  LOL

We hereby sentence you to a penile institution, decree we man.

[TBoneTX 45,550]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and 2 GSs for Friday, hope we recover for them man.

We attended all but one GS, timed out man.

 

The first 2 ESs and the remaining GS yielded the take, see man:

 -- seemingly new Troika wall clock = $2, steal man

 -- pocket sports jersey, knife spatula = $Many ($2x2x2), OK man

 -- Galanz mini-fridge, t-shirt, NWT Pittsburgh claw hammer, mini-cooler bag, 

          pack plastic forks = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2)

[TBoneTX 45,550]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

We felt better today, relief man.

We were at our lowest all-time body weight in Many years, don't know how to stop it man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

 

We plan to use the Galanz mini-fridge upstairs, assuming someone can carry it up there for us man.

We got it at Many% ([2x2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 -1]%) below new retail, financially savvy we man.   

 

Returned to casa in time for shorter-than-preferred siesta, zzz we man.

 

We & Mini-B. played backyard football, play Two Guys man.

We first equaled our record of Many (2x2x2x2x2 +2+1) successfully caught passes, glee man.

We then set our new record of Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2) completions, glee man.

We somehow got eaten by gnats or something, itch we man.

No idea how they survived temperatures of only Many F., no clue we man.

 

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. has been playing on-line V.R. ever since, happy wee man man.

 

No plans for Saturday other than to sleep in, all ESs attended and supposed to rain man.

No party with the rubias tonight, bored with current crop we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,550]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Neither Mini-B. nor we left the casa all day, no and no man.

We slept in, about time for same man.

Day was cloudy, cold, and windy, barely fit for man or beast man.

We were at another all-time low body weight, into the next-lowest Manycade of pounds we man.

 

Mini-B.'s lunch (at noon) was waffles with chocolate syrup, ingest wee man.

Our lunch (later) was onecan of Progresso "loaded potato & bacon" soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

We & Mini-B. attempted to find a current or decent past basketball game to watch, attempt Two Guys man.

We found none, but Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2+2+2) for the week, impressive exceeding of quota man.

 

We took a long siesta while Mini-B. played V.R., zzz we and play wee man.

 

Din-din was burnt pork ends + tater tots, both from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man.

 

After din-din, played Nerf football for an hour while dodging the Roomba, play and dodge Two Guys man.

The Roomba did another serviceable job, grade it B or B+ we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, blah we man man.

Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, visit we and we man senior she man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,550]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Visited Mama T-B., visit senior she man Two Guys man.

Mama T-B. kept us for Many-&-a-half hours ([2+1] + half an hour) but supplied lunch, amends man.

Mini-B. had a single-serve 'roni 'za from the bistro, ingest wee man.

We had 2 saved salads, ingest we man.

Mini-B.'s dessert was 2 slices of different cakes, ingest wee man.

Our dessert was a slice of cherry pie that was past its desired life, ingest anyway we man.

 

We conquered the Many (2+1) LLs, victorious we man.

Mini-B. played V.R. while we siesta'd, play wee and zzz we man man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of S+Ms, ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was some remaining Costco beef jerky slices, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came during AFV but couldn't stay, bye wee man man.   

We dished the warsher and ran an errand, si man.

While we were out, the new box of miu-food was delivered, Chewy.com is the best man.

We pulled it in, and miu promptly sat atop it, would make a great foto man.

 

Ear appointments for us and Mama T-B. Monday afternoon, nothing else man.

Should probably party with the rubias tonight, probably cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,550]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Spent morning herding alligators released by incompetents,  man.

Breakfast/lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Took ourself and Mama T-B. to ENT doc, half-past 1 p.m. man.

Outstanding experience, best specialty doc ever man.

Our first nasal endoscopy ever, up your nose with a rubber hose man.

 

From there, took Mama T-B. to Walmart Optical, get new glasses senior she man.

Shopped for her Many (2+2) items during this process, shop we man.

Stupid place was out of 2 of those Many (2+2) items,  man.

We hate Walmart,      we man.

From there, retrieved 2 prescriptions from CVS, retrieve we man for senior she man man.

 

Returned to casa at nearly Many (2+2+1) p.m., another odyssey man.

Serviced demanding miu, Feed and Treat Me Daddy miu man.

 

Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Jawboned on phone with Many-year-old in south Texas, jawbone we with junior she man man.

Will finally meet her on Wednesday eve, meet we man junior she man man.

Although not a rubia, she has potential, hopeful we man.

She leaves town Thursday on business, go to Mexico without her we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, forgo cavorting in favor of trip prep we man.

Mini-B. has Band concert Tuesday eve, attend we and ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.