Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Ban Hammer 13,964]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, SEE MAN:

 

We are within Many pages of needing to start a new Rant thread, si man.

Everyone should suggest names, suggest names man.

We shall choose the ultimate thread-name by consensus, democracy man.

Start with the suggestions now, si man.

"when monkeys fly"

[Neonred 3,841]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, SEE MAN:

 

We are within Many pages of needing to start a new Rant thread, si man.

Everyone should suggest names, suggest names man.

We shall choose the ultimate thread-name by consensus, democracy man.

Start with the suggestions now, si man.

Rant Away with TBone Today

[Neonred 3,841]

Fling Poo with TBone

 

or   

 

 

Fling Poo at Tbone

 

 

Edited April 14 by Neonred

[TBoneTX 46,819]

15 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

"when monkeys fly"

 

14 hours ago, Neonred said:

Rant Away with TBone Today

 

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Fling Poo with TBone

or

Fling Poo at Tbone

Yawnnnnnnnnn man.  Get original, man.

[TBoneTX 46,819]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Breakfast for us was a banana, last possible edible day (and this barely) ingest we man.

Breakfast for Mini-B. was Costco chicken melts, ingest wee man.

 

Visited Mama T-B., working visit man.

Get stuff off shelves, take out garbage/papers, etc., immobile senior she man.

Mama T-B. didn't yell at us even once, careful not to provoke senior she man we man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was Many (2+1) desserts supplied by Mama T-B., ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was onecan of Chef B. ABCs+12Manys (without meatballs)*, ingest we man.

     *bought from a supermarket dented/closeout bin, financially savvy we man

 

LLs were begun/continued, intrepid we man.

A siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was at a Passover Seder, ingest Two Guys man.

 

After din-din, returned to casa to pack up Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man.   

Returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B., bye wee man man.

 

Last LL now baking, really delayed conclusion to this biweekly trauma man.

Must dish the warsher, first time all week man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

No firm plans for Monday except administrative drudgery, infirm we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Ban Hammer 13,964]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Fling Poo at Tbone

 

winner winner!

[yuna628 9,811]

On 4/13/2025 at 12:47 AM, TBoneTX said:

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, SEE MAN:

 

We are within Many pages of needing to start a new Rant thread, si man.

Everyone should suggest names, suggest names man.

We shall choose the ultimate thread-name by consensus, democracy man.

Start with the suggestions now, si man.

 

Estate Sale Rants with TBone

Costco, Netflix, and Chill

Dating Adventures and Rants of an Unexpected Kind

Barrel of VJ Monkey Rants

 

 

[Neonred 3,841]

A Thread About Nothing

 

A Rant About Nothing

 

Fling Poo and See if it Sticks

 

Monkey Business Rant

 

 

 

 

Edited April 14 by Neonred

[Ban Hammer 13,964]

58 minutes ago, Neonred said:

A Thread About Nothing

 

A Rant About Nothing

 

Fling Poo and See if it Sticks

 

Monkey Business Rant

 

 

 

 

ranting about tbone's lack of a love life.

[TBoneTX 46,819]

After you've gotten the juvenile stuff out of your systems, be serious, si man.

These Rant threads are serious literature, see man.

[TBoneTX 46,819]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Awakened by intrepid miu insistent on miu-breakfast, single-minded miu man.

Slothed around casa accomplishing nothing, torpid we man.

Breakfast/lunch (at 2 p.m.) was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

A siesta thereafter made us feel better, zzz we man.

 

At Many (2+2+1) p.m., we presentable-ized ourself and ran errands, finally man.

-- We picked up 2 years' folders of Uncle T-B.'s taxes, CPA finally came through man.

-- We supervised the semitruck carrying our 2 years of tax folders, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon we man.

-- We found 2 items on store-closing discount at JoAnn Fabric & Crafts, financially savvy we man.

-- We gassed the thirsty T-B.-mobile at Costco, such a gas man.

 

Din-din was Subway*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

We need to return to Costco Business Center for more gift cards, on last one man.

 

We looked over Uncle T-B.'s taxes, taxing experience man.

We Manypl'd his income for him in just 2+ years, financially savvy we man.

 

We must arise earlier than desired on Tuesday, si and sigh man.

We must take Uncle T-B.'s decrepit old computer to Best Buy/Geek Squad, transfer to new computer man.

Transfer should take 1 or 2 days, estimates Best Buy man.

Then, we must confirm that Uncle T-B. has confidence to operate the new contraption, not guaranteed man.

 

Wednesday, we are to get mauled** by our FT lady, fizzicle therapist man.

     **and not a moment too soon and many moments too late, ow ow ow man

Thursday, we are to caucus with a doc, What's Up Doc man.

We must arise at semi-o'-dark-Many for each,  man.

Thank heaven for siestas, whoever invented them is our hero man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 46,819]

Someone needs to get Steveklar to baptize this Rant thread with at least a quick post, si man.

We will, of course, have to sanitize the profanity, small price to pay man.

[Ban Hammer 13,964]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

After you've gotten the juvenile stuff out of your systems, be serious, si man.

These Rant threads are serious literature, see man.

when monkeys fly.

[TBoneTX 46,819]

14 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

when monkeys fly.

[TBoneTX 46,819]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

With difficulty, untangled Uncle T-B.'s computer cords and got all components to Geek Squad, geek man.

They probably can't transfer passwords,  man.

They will supervise as I sit there for that, and making shortcuts, etc., trauma for us man.

Thing MIGHT be ready Thursday but probably Friday, impinge on GS-/ES-ing man.

 

After Geek Squad, went to usual auto shop for annual T-B.-mobile state inspection, inspect they man.

Owner Bob was jawboning with a rather attractive chica, hmmm man.

We took over the jawboning as Bob inspected T-B.-mobile, opportunistic we man.

Chica is a contract Deputy Constable-ette, imagine that man!

We complimented her on her arresting personality, hee hee man.

She's in process of divorce from an awful-sounding dude, ufff man.

She does not sound shrinkologically damaged, careful to perceive we man.

We offered our name/number to be her friend or whatever she feels comfortable with, accept she man.

We told her that we'd be disappointed not to hear from her, si man.

She said, "Don't worry, no man -- you will, si man," si man.

So there's that, catch them at the earliest possible moment man.

 

Lunch was at BK*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

A good siesta was taken thereafter, good zzz we man.

 

No formal din-din planned, stuffed-from-lunch we man.

 

We are now communicating on the website with a newly arrived JC, hopeful we man re NAJC she man.

 

We must arise far earlier than preferred on Wednesday for mauling by FT**, highly overdue man.

     **fizzicle therapist, save-lifer she man

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.