Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Ban Hammer 13,876]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We dreamt that the PJC and EJC were fighting over us,  man.

 

they should try rock paper scissors and the loser gets you.

Edited Thursday at 07:31 PM by Ban Hammer

[TBoneTX 46,715]

7 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

they should try rock paper scissors and the loser gets you.

Whoever is more evolved gets us, see man.

[TBoneTX 46,715]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

This was quite a busy Thursday, si man.

Breakfast was 2 "egg bites," ingest we man.

 

We mowed the full lawn, high grass and high time man.

Many (2+1) sweatbands were consumed, 2 job 1 recovery man.

Miu enlapped herself as we off-cooled under the ceiling fan, affectionate lap-miu man.

 

Had appointment at Mama T-B.'s/Uncle T-B.'s complex at half-past 1, appointed we man.

Stopped at CVS for OTC purchase* for Uncle T-B., purchase we man.

     *WUOC, save Many% man

Stopped at Walgreens for Uncle T-B.'s Rx, just make it before lunch-shutdown we man.

Made appointment exactly on time, proficient we man.

Fulfilled appointment, fulfilled we man.

Delivered stuff to Uncle T-B., deliver we man.

Helped Uncle T-B. with e-mail on repaired computer, help we man senior he man man.

Computer guy concluded that Uncle T-B. needs new computer ASAP, see below man.

 

Returned to casa in time for a siesta, need zzz we man.

Neighbor's yard crew was just beginning,  man.

Attempted siesta pretty much hosed, little zzz for we man man.

 

Arose to retrieve Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

Mini-B. tired and wanted to go back to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s,  man.

They had to run in P.E., and the Inglish teechur yelled at the class, called them morons man.

We complied, no Two Guys eve man  .

 

Din-din was Subway**, ingest we man.

     **WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man.

Consulted ChatGPT for computer recommendations, helpful AI man.

 

We contemplated another siesta, contemplative we man.

We had errands, however, however man.

Then Mama T-B. called in a mood, Comply or Die we man.

Told us that we didn't have half of her medical appointments on our calendar,  man.

Also wanted Rx of even stronger HSM from CVS, in preparation there man.

 

Our errands were toward CVS anyway, convenient man.

We waited on and retrieved and delivered Rx, Comply or Die we man.

Mama T-B. tried to lecture us about other stuff but was too tired, wait till next time man.

 

Went to Best Buy, shop-computering we man.

Found computer there on $Many discount, same as website man.

Caucused thoroughly with salesdude, caucus we with he man man.

Bought computer + Geek Squad membership for Uncle T-B., quite reasonable total $ man.

We will take old computer to Best Buy for data-transfer on April Many'th, take we man.

 

By now it was half-of-half an hour before Costco closed, next block down man.

We went for Many (2+1) items and left with Many (2+1) items, disciplined we man.

Serviced demanding miu upon casa return, Feed Me Now Daddy miu man.

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs and 2 ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We do not want to hose our afternoon caucus with the EJC, no man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[mam521 2,378]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Returned to casa in time for a siesta, need zzz we man.

Neighbor's yard crew was just beginning,  man.

Attempted siesta pretty much hosed, little zzz for we man man.

🤬 I agree that there should be a day that the street gets done.  It's really annoying when the lawn dudes come for this neighbor one day and the next crew the next day.  We're maybe a little bit lucky because my elderly neighbors, my lazy neighbors and the business owner neighbor all use the same lawn guys so they do them all at once.  

 

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

By now it was half-of-half an hour before Costco closed, next block down man.

We went for Many (2+1) items and left with Many (2+1) items, disciplined we man.

Impressive! We need a Costco trip but it will be $$$...ugh.  

[mrmvkjts 472]

13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Whoever is more evolved gets us, see man.

Define "evolved"....

[Ban Hammer 13,876]

2 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

Define "evolved"....

in monkey terms, whoever flings poo the furthest.

[Neonred 3,777]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

They had to run in P.E.,

 

Oh my.  That's horrible and uncalled for. 

What is this world coming to?

[TBoneTX 46,715]

11 hours ago, mam521 said:

We need a Costco trip

Schedule one down here for a meet-up road trip, si mam ma'am.

Can introduce you to the Costco Business Center, might pay off for you mam ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,715]

9 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

Define "evolved"....

Brow ridges and the simian gap, for two, si QA ma'am.

In females, it's the human females advanced enough to keep company with us, si QA ma'am.

6 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

in monkey terms, whoever flings poo the furthest.

Little does said inferior primate realize, sigh man...

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Oh my.  That's horrible and uncalled for. 

What is this world coming to?

They ran outdoors in Many-degree weather and soupy humidity right after lunch, see man.

[TBoneTX 46,715]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs and 2 ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We attended only the first GS and found nothing of interest, that's OK and see Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES Report man.

Total = $0

[TBoneTX 46,715]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

It was going to be tough to achieve the GS/ES itinerary, late start and afternoon rendezvous with EJC man.

We also groceried at Aldi, right there on the way man.

Lunch was Subway* at Subway, ingest on premises to save time we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

The question was whether to continue GS-ing or to strive for a siesta, only one choice there man.

 

We had just reached the casa garage when we got a text from the EJC, text EJC man we man man.

"I had an allergic reaction either to something I ate or to my friend's miu, see man," said EJC man.

The accompanying foto showed stark facial edema, how very swell man.

"I look like a blowfish, si man," self-observed the EJC in a rapid follow-up text man.

 

We were sitting in the sweltering garage with Aldi stuff about to melt**, perspirational we man.

     **albeit in an insulated bag, barely closed man

We said we'd postpone and asked if she had swollen tongue or airway trouble, postpone and ask we man.

It took Many (2+1) inquiries to determine "some" breathing trouble, si man.

We feared that the EJC was being visited by Angie O'Edema, dangerous man.

We asked if the EJC had any Benadryl or other antihistamine, ask we man.

The EJC had none, no man.

We told her to beat it to Urgent Care pronto for a methylprednisolone*** shot, si man.

     ***English-only outside the regional forums, si man!  Reported, si man!!!

The EJC said she didn't want a shot because of adverse reaction to the Covid-Many shot,  man.

We told her that shots for allergy were safe and hopefully effective,  man.

We told her to report "trouble breathing" to get triaged first in line at Urgent Care, medically savvy we man.

Fortunately, she complied, reported getting shot, and proceeded with her evening airline flight, relief man.

The EJC expressed great appreciation to us and is eager to see us on Tuesday, so there's that man.

 

We finally entered the casa and dealt with several e-mails/texts/calls before pantrying Aldi stuff,  man.

One call was from Uncle T-B., who read our late-night e-mail about his new computer, excited senior he man.

Furthermore, his amigo got him a Many% (2x2x2x2 -1%) discount off old-computer repair, $i man.

We also had to mollify demanding miu, Feed Wet / Treat / Feed Dry Me Daddy miu man.

 

All of this hosed our long-awaited and long-delayed siesta, adrenaline-crash man.

But it was all good, so we can stomach the hosed siesta, albeit just this once man.

 

Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we and shaddap Bro G man.

 

We are unsure about GS-/ES-ing on Saturday, windy and monsooning predicted man.

Our weekly attendance streak is intact, one visit will achieve it man.

Cousinette T-B. is throwing herself a Manyth-year-old birthday party in eve, too, egad man.

Mama T-B. might be too immobile to go even with use of HSM, pained senior she man.

If not, we will retrieve her birthday card and go ourself, oh well man.

No party with the rubias tonight, frazzled we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,777]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

 

The EJC expressed great appreciation to us and is eager to see us on Tuesday, so there's that man.

 

Keep us updated.  I'm anxious to hear about Tuesday's excuse..

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we and shaddap Bro G man.

 

Oh good Lord.  Every time I hear about Tuna Glop I get more nauseous.

[TBoneTX 46,715]

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

Keep us updated.  I'm anxious to hear about Tuesday's excuse..

Fotos don't lie, no man.  We shall comply with the above, si man.   

6 hours ago, Neonred said:

Every time I hear about Tuna Glop I get more nauseous.

Try it before you barf it, si man!   

[Neonred 3,777]

32 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Try it before you barf it, si man!   

Both probably look the same.

[TBoneTX 46,715]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Both probably look the same.

If one barfs it up soon enough, of course, si man!

It might even be good enough to re-eat, si man.