Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,770]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Parting words were "Why don't you find a wife so I can finally die, huh man?," si man.

 

 

Apparently Mama T-B will live forever.

[Ban Hammer 13,833]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling (?) Thursday report, see man:

 

She wanted us to take her to the emergency room pronto, hip issues man.

 

that made me think of lord piledriver and layla - and has anyone heard from layla?  last i remember seeing her was when the cali
fires were burning in her area.

[TBoneTX 46,602]

17 hours ago, Neonred said:

Apparently Mama T-B will live forever.

And it's your fault for not finding us an eligible rubia, shame man!

15 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

has anyone heard from layla?

Not since the last "it came close but we're fine," no man.

[TBoneTX 46,602]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We did not attend any, see below man.

 

Before readying ourself for GS-ing, we checked our chica correspondence, check we man.

We ended up furiously alternating texts between 2 Junior Chicas, one needy one yakking man.

All this was amidst an ultra-active, ultra-demanding, aysheep miu, aysheep miu man.

 

The needy JC was one whom we'd hoped to meet for several weeks, si man.

She is the EJC, Exotic Junior Chica man.

She had been ripped off by amigas, too kind-hearted EJC she man.

We offered in-person emotional support and asked when, si man.

She said, "Right away," say EJC man to we man man.

 

We were prepared to go to the EJC, si man.

Instead, they began fumigating her apartment, great timing man.

The EJC therefore came to our casa, si man.

We had to prepare in a hurry, prep ourself and casa hurriedly we man.

Lunch was Costco "egg bites," OK but rather unsubstantial as an entrée, ingest hurriedly we man.

 

The EJC is strikingly beautiful, major fox EJC man.

She is a mix of Many (2+1) heritages, indeed an exotic JC man.

We will see her again, most likely on Tuesday man.

 

Other JC turned out to have champagne tastes, forget her man.

 

By the time the EJC left, it was after 2 p.m. and too late for GS-ing/ES-ing, oh well man.

We continued texting with the other JC, yak yak YAK she man.

After a couple of hours, other JC turned out to have champagne tastes, forget her man.

By now, it was after Many p.m. and too late to run many errands, traffic building man.

We went to Aldi, shop for most of Two Guys Week provender* man.

     *of course, they were out of 2 key items,  man

 

Lunch/din-din (at nearly Many [2+2] p.m.) was onebag of Aldi mixed vegetables, ingest we man.

Miu was finally zzz-ing upstairs, zzz miu man.

We then slightly opened a tin of Costco sardines, open we and shaddap Bro G. man.

The infernal tab broke off,  man.

Amidst splashed sardine-oil, we tried a can-opener, not very successful man.

We ended up shoving the sardines toward one end or the other with use of a fork, inefficiently ingest we man.

This was almost too much work except for the wasted expense otherwise, reason cheap we man.

 

It was now too late for a siesta and mow-lawning, both desperately needed man.

An exhausted siesta was thus taken, zzz we man.

 

We have a JC to possibly meet briefly on Saturday morning, possibly man.

We have a JC to possibly see on Saturday eve, possibly man.

We have itineraried a maximum Many (2+2) GSs and a maximum Many (2+2) ESs, itinerary we man.

We must absolutely mow the lawn, mandatory man!

Mow-lawning makes us useless for anything else, out-wipe we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 46,602]

Saturday ES report, see man:

On 3/21/2025 at 11:30 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried a maximum Many (2+2) GSs and a maximum Many (2+2) ESs, itinerary we man.

Because of feeling poorly and late start, visited only Many (2+1) ESs and no GSs, clarify we man.

 

The first 2 ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- >half-roll wax paper = free, heavenly man

  -- full box standard staples, Revlon metal nail-file = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 46,602]

Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday non-ES report, see man:

 

Embedded ourself on Friday feeling genuinely sick, burn candle at all Many (2+1) ends we man.

Took every HSM known to ape-kind, throw kitchen sink (and fling poo) at it man.

Awoke feeling somewhat less sick, nondead we man.

Did cancel morning rendezvous with PJC (Proximal Junior Chica), still trying to meet for first time man.

PJC was understanding and gracious, patience of Job man.

 

Breakfast was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Got on ES trail half an hour after noon, delayed we man.

Decided to truncate itinerary so as not to overdo, no relapse desired man.

On way back from ES-ing, stopped at Costco Business Center for Many (2+2+1) items, disciplined we man.

 

Returned to casa at Many p.m. to face indignant miu, Where Has My Miu-Lunch Been Daddy man.

Serviced indignant miu, mollify miu we man.

Arranged date with QC (Quinquagenarian Chica), pending outcome of siesta man.

Lunch/din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

Siesta relatively restorative, conclude we man.

 

QC visited right on schedule, responsible QC man.

Far older-looking and fatter than website fotos, always the case but rarely this extreme man.

Nevertheless, we and QC had vibrant social visit for >2 hours, periodically necessary man.

And this one somehow didn't cost us a penny, imagine that man.

 

Dished the warsher, must de-dish man.

Must mow lawn on Sunday, not looking forward to this but must be done man.

Must do LL + ironing*, periodically necessary man.

     *optimally with use of ironing-board from recent ES, financially savvy we man

We shall up-dope ourself with more HSM at bedtime, only prudent action man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Edited Sunday at 06:13 AM by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,770]

On 3/22/2025 at 12:30 AM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

 

We were prepared to go to the EJC, si man.

Instead, they began fumigating her apartment, great timing man.

The EJC therefore came to our casa, si man.

 

Didn't she hand you the bill for fumigation?  No?

She needs to get with the program!

 

On 3/22/2025 at 12:30 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

By the time the EJC left, it was after 2 p.m. and too late for GS-ing/ES-ing, oh well man.

 

Why didn't you take her GS-ing with you?  Would have been a great test of her character.

 

On 3/22/2025 at 12:30 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

We then slightly opened a tin of Costco sardines, open we and shaddap Bro G. man.

 

🤣

[TBoneTX 46,602]

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

Didn't she hand you the bill for fumigation?  No?

It might have been part of standard service, that must be it man.

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

Why didn't you take her GS-ing with you?  Would have been a great test of her character.

True, but she needed consolation and reasoning, si man.  Maybe we'll ask her another time, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,602]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We took much HSM at bedtime, take HSM but no chances we man.

Awoke feeling almost all right, bullet apparently dodged man.

 

We did not leave the casa all day, but see below man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

We needed to consume something before mow-lawning, lessons previously learned man.

 

Mowed full lawn, starting at high noon, most of it in need man.

Cap came off mower's gas tank at some point, sometimes happens man.

We usually know when it happens, find it right away man.

This time, we didn't immediately notice, no man.

After a Many-minute search, we finally found it, frustrating man.

Many (2+2) sweatbands were consumed, Many (2+1) job 1 recovery man.

We hate mowing on Sunday, but no choice this time man.

 

As always, when we sat under ceiling fan to off-cool, miu sat in our lap, why does she do this man.

 

Showered and started our LL and set up old ironing-board, too tired to up-clean newer one from ES man.

Took a siesta, not full-length but rather restorative man.

Conquered LL and ironing, victorious we man.

 

Din-din was onebowl of Aldi's knockoff "Life" cereal, ingest we man.

The box expired in June of going-on-Many years ago, so what man.

We have lived to tell about it, whee man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B., start of Two Guys week man.

Ex-she man showed us fotos/videos from her birthday party, show ex-she man we man man.

In one video, she tried to jump in the Rojo's lap but knocked his chair over, AFV-worthy man.

And she is getting too fat to shake her butt in videos, silently conclude we man.

And everyone loved the bag of cheaps that we had provided, especially the Rojo man.

We told ex-Mrs.-T-B., "We bought you cheap," see hilarious old story man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. couldn't stay to watch AFV, too busy ex-she man.

Mini-B. actually watched half of AFV, pretty good man.

He has been gaming with his amigo, so what else is new man.

He is getting Many00s in non-P-Math and History, accomplished wee man.

He is failing English, not much time to rectify this man.

 

We have good din-dins planned for Two Guys week, must compile the menu schedule we man.

 

The PJC (Proximal JC), whom we haven't met, was drunk-texting us last night from a Houston Cougars basketball party, partially in Elizabethan English man.

No other chica news, no man.

 

Went out very late to get index cards for Mini-B.'s Science class, errand we man.

We have enough office supplies to stock a store, but no index cards,  man.

We also got Many (2x2x2x2 -1) bottles of Powerade Zero grape flavor*, si man.

     *WUOC, save $Many off our basket financially savvy we man

 

No party with the rubias tonight, mow-lawning always hoses us man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Edited yesterday at 03:01 AM by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,702]

We arrived here late late Saturday night. Baby girl made her appearance Friday afternoon. She's doing good and so tiny. Mom and Dad are doing well too. They will be home tomorrow. 

[TBoneTX 46,602]

10 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

We arrived here late late Saturday night. Baby girl made her appearance Friday afternoon. She's doing good and so tiny. Mom and Dad are doing well too. They will be home tomorrow. 

Ontarklar is officially the ancestress of a descendant, si and whee man!  

Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no D ma'am!

Let us guess, D ma'am:  Baby weighed Many lbs. Many oz., si man.  Got it, first try, si man!

Edited yesterday at 03:02 AM by TBoneTX

[Ban Hammer 13,833]

19 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

We arrived here late late Saturday night. Baby girl made her appearance Friday afternoon. She's doing good and so tiny. Mom and Dad are doing well too. They will be home tomorrow. 

but will she grow up to be a vj mod is the big question.........

[TBoneTX 46,602]

4 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

but will she grow up to be a vj mod is the big question.........

Needs to be Canadian and have cats, eh and miu man.

On 3/23/2025 at 9:57 PM, TBoneTX said:

Ontarklar is officially the ancestress of a descendant, si and whee man!  

Now you get busy and produce another of your own, si D ma'am!   

Bad negligent nonreproductive Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD negligent NEGLIGENT nonreproductive NONREPRODUCTIVE Ontarklar!

[TBoneTX 46,602]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Miu far calmer what with Big Bruddah's presence, non-aysheep miu man.

 

We ran errands today, si man.

Took unwanted item to Costco for refund and gassed thirsty T-B.-mobile, errand for we man man.

Lunch was the Costco hot dog + (Diet) Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

Groceried for one item at one store where Mama T-B. had a coupon, special trip man.  

Coupon price on same item was Aldi's regular price,  man.

Fruitlessly went to Aldi, desired item (not fruit) still out of stock man.  

Walmarted to return 2 Mama T-B. rejects and grocery for Mama T-B., not at o'dark-Many a.m. Bro G man.

Found everything for Mama T-B., including markdown bakery stuff man.

Found sugar-free apple pie on markdown for us and Mini-B., purchase we man.

Got other stuff (see "din-din" below) to make up for Aldi's reprehensible lack of stock, might as well man.

 

Returned to casa for exhausted siesta, zzz we man.

Retrieved Mini-B. from skool, retrieve we man wee man man.

Din-din was 2 beef pot pies from Walmart, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. decided to game instead of a movie night,  man.

 

Touched base with EJC re penciled-in rendezvous for Tuesday, touch EJC we man (uh... wait man...).

EJC being jerked around by amigas, weekend trip in flux man.

We shall reconnect with the EJC when things become clearer, conclude we man.

 

No plans for Tuesday, nothing formal man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Ban Hammer 13,833]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

not really.............