Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[yuna628 9,772]

TB... I dunno, maybe take it as a sign that whatever site you're using or prospect dating pool you're going for is not the one for you?

 

Maybe get yourself a British lady. 😉

[Neonred 3,774]

4 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

no, that is the dating pool nowadays.  someone needs to add chlorine.

 

😦

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

She told us that we were handsomer than our site profile, OK man.

 

This should have been the give away that she was a scammer.

[Ban Hammer 13,847]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

 

😦

This should have been the give away that she was a scammer.

maybe she is into monkey business?

[TBoneTX 46,648]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

This should have been the give away that she was a scammer.

She should've more accurately said, "You look even more evolved than your profile, si man," si man.

She lost out by failing to compliment our poo-flinging abilities, highly advanced man.

[TBoneTX 46,648]

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

No way.

Way, si and sigh man.

8 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

no, that is the dating pool nowadays.  someone needs to add chlorine.

This, si SI SI SI and sigh man.

6 hours ago, yuna628 said:

Maybe get yourself a British lady

Forsooth, thou shouldst findeth us one, wot, si Y madam, verily, si, wot.

Edited March 19 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,648]

7 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

maybe she is into monkey business?

Silence, inferior primate, shhh man!

Edited March 20 by TBoneTX

[mrmvkjts 469]

On 3/18/2025 at 9:31 PM, TBoneTX said:

What an unmitigated disaster, ouch man.

We T-B.-mobiled to the FNSJJC's area, nothing in between man.

She was Many minutes late coming down to us, typical chica man.

She was pretty enough but had no makeup and nails were ratty, OK man.

She told us that we were handsomer than our site profile, OK man.

After that, nonstop yammer blather blather yammer yak yak yak YAK YAK man.

We couldn't get a word in edgewise or even answer any of her questions to us, no and no man.

This continued at the restaurant, nonstop yammer blather blather yammer yak yak yak YAK YAK man.

She ended up taking nearly Many00% of her food in a doggie-box, that much yakking man.

At the end, she pulled out an eviction notice for her apartment, show she man to we man man.

She asked for a donation toward it, unbelievable man!

We of course declined and she turned ice-cold, cold she man.

She even called a friend right then to complain about us, what the dickens man.

She muttered all the way back and had us drop her off on her streetcorner, no escorting to building entrance man.

This wonderful evening cost us $Many ($2x2x2x2x2x2x2 - 2x2x2), completely thrilled we man.   

What is this craziness that I just read? 😱

[TBoneTX 46,648]

1 hour ago, mrmvkjts said:

What is this craziness that I just read? 😱

Our social life, si and see and sigh QA ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,648]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Had errands but got up-tied with admin stuff, stayed in casa man.

Consumed no breakfast or lunch, that intense man.

Attempted siesta, rather unsuccessful man.

 

De-skooled Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys man.

Din-din was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

Movie night was Anchorman, OK we guess man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

These will go on next week's tally, good head start man.

 

Wrote the RJC (Rubia JC) at half-past 1 p.m. with Thursday's lunch arrangements, organized we man.

Heard nothing back, radio silence man.

After Many (2x2x2 -1) hours, wrote her to cancel on basis of nonresponse, don't around-fart with us man.

The RJC texted back immediately, "Didn't get message but no problem, no and no man,"  man.

We wrote back, "Maybe we'll cross trails another time, si man," si man.

She wrote, "I'm not an 'another time' kind of gal, no man.  I'm deleting your number, bye man."

We responded graciously but wanted to tell her otherwise,  man.

So nothing for Thursday unless a GCJC (Geographically Challenging JC) can swing something, no or si man.

These chicas are blowing themselves out of the water with great consistency, observe we man.

 

Errands and initial itinerarying of GSs/ESs for Thursday, presuming no GCJC man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[Dashinka 25,184]

7 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

What is this craziness that I just read? 😱

Just an inferior primate's journal.

[Ban Hammer 13,847]

10 hours ago, mrmvkjts said:

What is this craziness that I just read? 😱

it's evolution in action........

[yuna628 9,772]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Forsooth, thou shouldst findeth us one, wot, si Y madam, verily, si, wot.

I'm not a matchmaker TB, but you could find one of those if you were interested. Unfortunately there is usually a larger pool of UK men seeking American women but with persistence you might find a British single in your area. Not really sure what dating site you're using but it seems to have a high population of scammers, and that seems like an unsafe amount of risk you've got going on. 

[Ban Hammer 13,847]

1 hour ago, yuna628 said:

I'm not a matchmaker TB, but you could find one of those if you were interested. Unfortunately there is usually a larger pool of UK men seeking American women but with persistence you might find a British single in your area. Not really sure what dating site you're using but it seems to have a high population of scammers, and that seems like an unsafe amount of risk you've got going on. 

best choice would be a  british single with a background working at a zoo.

[TBoneTX 46,648]

7 hours ago, Dashinka said:

Just an inferior a superior primate's journal.

Corrected, see man.   

[TBoneTX 46,648]

Thrilling (?) Thursday report, see man:

 

The GCJC took herself off the website, sigh man.

 

We were into our planned lazy/delayed day, si man.

About half an hour before noon, Mama T-B. called, call senior she man we man man.

She wanted us to take her to the emergency room pronto, hip issues man.

We had not showered or shaved yet, got yelled at man.

We quickly showered, set out extra miu-food, and blew over there, alacritous we man.

 

Mama T-B. insisted on inching downstairs to the T-B.-mobile on her Rollator,  man.

She alternately groaned and yelled at us, to be expected man.

 

We got her to the E.R., fortunately not very busy man.

By the time we found parking, she was already in triage, si man.

 

Most time was spent waiting, si man.

Most of the waiting was for the hip CT, first imaging ever for some reason man.

We were severely underdressed for outside and inside, chilled we man.

Waiting-area must have been only Many degrees, Antarctic man.

Fortunately, we got a blanket and had our book, read we man.

 

We had eaten nothing all day, light-headed we man.

Staff guy brought us some saltines, ingest we man.

 

CT showed severe arthritis, bone-on-bone man.

Staff promised to try to accelerate orthopedic appointment, otherwise wait Many weeks man.

Rx was for Tylenol + codeine, nectar of the gods man.

Of course, Mama T-B. has had side effects from this, can tolerate very few meds senior she man.

 

Discharge was before Many (2+2+1) p.m., pretty good for a hospital man.

Mama T-B. wanted to go straight to CVS to fill the Rx, pretty good idea man.

CVS not very busy, fortunate man.

 

Walked Mama T-B. back to her crib, barely made it senior she man.

Parting words were "Why don't you find a wife so I can finally die, huh man?," si man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Subway*, ravenously ingest we man.

     *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man

 

The instant we lay down for a siesta, neighbor's yard guy started**,       man.

     **at least a day earlier than usual,   man

We did siesta acceptably thereafter, zzz we man.

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling (?) Thursday, report we man.