Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,459]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We went to all Many (2+1) itineraried ESs, attend we man.

The first was a dud, oh well man.

The second was phantom, highly strange man.

The Many'rd* yielded the take, see man:

  -- NWT Many-drink-capacity cooler bag, full box Kleenex, Many large sticky-notepads = 

          $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+1)

 

*Run by one of our favorite ladies, si man.  As we were standing at checkout, an illegitimate female dog began off-mouthing to our ES lady, off-mouth doggess to lady man.  We finally told the doggess to can it, uncharacteristically forthright we man.  Doggess off-mouthed at us, spew man.  We said, "Guess everyone else on Earth died and left you as the boss, si man."  Doggess off-mouthed at us again and was asked to wait outside, bye doggess man.

     We were next in line and told our ES lady that she was one of our dearest friends (true man) and a beautiful human being (true man), and not to listen to losers, no man.  We then lightened the mood by saying, "ESs would be a great business if it weren't for the people, si and no man," si man.

[TBoneTX 46,459]

4 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Dang Tbone, maybe that website is jinx and you should try a different one. 

I know you don't have FB but they even have a locals dating group. 

Gracias and maybe you should find us one or more rubias, si and  D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,459]

Thrilling Friday non-ES/non-JC report, see man:

 

Awoke, self-caffeinated, and returned for a siesta, early siesta we man.

Lunch was onecan of Progresso vegetable soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

After despairing of hearing from the TMJC, left casa around 1 p.m. for ES-ing, leave we man.

After ES-ing, went to Aldi, Two Guys Week grocerying man.

After Aldi, went to other supermarket for stuff that Aldi didn't have,  man.

 

Returned to casa and changed batteries in miu's SmartyKat apparatus, mollified miu man.

Poked around on website, no feasible chicas man.

Tried to siesta, too big of a headache man.

Went to Costco toward closing-time, rather self-disciplined we man.

Din-din was a (cold/stale) Costco hot dog + flat Diet Pepsi, ingest financially savvy we man.

And here we are up-typing a Thrilling Friday report during peak socializing time, whoopee man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, headache we man.

No plans for Saturday, cold rainy forecast man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[Ban Hammer 13,758]

rubias:  0
resident chimp:  0

flung poo:  16

[TBoneTX 46,459]

12 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

flung poo:  16

We should consult the esteemed Chinese-monkey philosopher, Hu Flung Pu, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,459]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Rainy and cold all day, didn't leave casa we man.

Glad that we fully erranded on Friday, si man.

 

Spent all day pursuing chicas, fruitless man.

Siesta'd for an hour amidst said fruitlessness, zzz we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2+2] p.m.) was toucans of chicken noodle soup with onecan of Costco chunk chicken breast thrown in, quite tasty and ingest we man.

 

Tailing off on hunting chicas, fruitless man.

Researching CD rates for Uncle T-B., cashed a matured one out man.

 

No unusual plans for Sunday, no man.

Maybe fling poo at Charles' VJ profile, fitting action man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,718]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Rainy and cold all day

 

Sunny and warm here, just to make you feel better.

 

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Spent all day pursuing chicas, fruitless man.

Siesta'd for an hour amidst said fruitlessness, zzz we man.

 

 

So the pursuit is exhausting.  Time to find a new approach.  Maybe a different dating site?

[Ban Hammer 13,758]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

So the pursuit is exhausting.  Time to find a new approach.  Maybe a different dating site?

like go to the local zoo with a bunch of bananas?

[Neonred 3,718]

5 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

like go to the local zoo with a bunch of bananas?

Yep.  I think a big old hairy ape would make the perfect mate for TBone.

[TBoneTX 46,459]

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

Sunny and warm here, just to make you feel better.

Well, starting Monday, sunny & warm here, too, Texas weather again Many man.

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

So the pursuit is exhausting.

We should have a caucus with a FFJC (Fizzicly Fit JC) on Monday, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,459]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Worked way through several responding chicas, respond and eliminate most we man.

Set Monday caucus with FFJC, q.v. above man.

 

Lunch was a banana, ingest we and no comments from inferior primates man.

A siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was onecan of bean-&-bacon soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought from a supermarket dented-can bin, financially savvy we man

 

Had no plans to leave the casa, no man.

Then ex-Mrs.-T-B. called to beg us to up-pick Mini-B., Two Guys week man.

Ex-she man and wee man had fought regarding overdue hoamwurk, delinquent wee man man.

Mini-B. is now doing said hoamwurk and will complete one of them or lose his phone, si man.

 

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Ban Hammer 13,758]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Worked way through several responding chicas, respond and eliminate most we man.

Set Monday caucus with FFJC, q.v. above man.

 

Lunch was a banana, ingest we and no comments from inferior primates man.

A siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was onecan of bean-&-bacon soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought from a supermarket dented-can bin, financially savvy we man

 

Had no plans to leave the casa, no man.

Then ex-Mrs.-T-B. called to beg us to up-pick Mini-B., Two Guys week man.

Ex-she man and wee man had fought regarding overdue hoamwurk, delinquent wee man man.

Mini-B. is now doing said hoamwurk and will complete one of them or lose his phone, si man.

 

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

 

[TBoneTX 46,459]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

 

Heating pad first, please man.

[TBoneTX 46,459]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. got to bed at nearly 1 a.m., finish second of Many (2+1) Science hoamwurks man.

Mini-B. shivering like the Arctic in what have been quite normal/usual casa temperatures, worrisome man.

 

Mini-B. ill after awakening, weak wee man.

Got dizzy in the shower and had to sit down twice, ouch man.

Felt nauseous and in need of a pupu, neither blossomed man.

Of course kept him home from skool and saw doc later, see doc wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and we both attended, just like old times man.

Diagnosis is continuing stomach-bug for GI symptoms, getting better since Thursday man.

Diagnosis is insufficient hydration for dizziness, drink Many (2+2) bottles of water daily man.

By eve, Mini-B. considerably better, relief we and ex-she and wee manman.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches on semi-stale Costco buns, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. fortunately able to host and care for Mini-B. during all this, si man.

This enabled us to caucus with the FFJC, afraid we'd have to cancel man.

The FFJC is indeed very FF, understatement man.

She is very nice and decent company, si man.

She lives too far away to get together more than once weekly max, sigh man.

She is also severely allergic to mius, sigh man.

She is also probably not spousal material yet, no man.

Nevertheless, we will probably see her again, see we man FFJC ma'am man.

 

We are conversing with other JCs in hopes of landing an appropriate one, converse we man.

 

Miu was aysheep almost all day, demanding hyperactive invasive miu man.

Almost like having a wife, leave us alone for a little while please miu man.

 

Din-din was bagged shredded lettuce + nuked hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. and we enjoyed this greatly, first time in ages man.

There are surprisingly a great many steps in producing this din-din, complex operation man.

 

Dished/de-dished the warsher a day late, delinquently domestic we man.

 

Mini-B. finished last Science hoamwurk, finally man.

Science teechur told us that Mini-B. "is always pleasant and a huge help to his peers," proud we man.

Mini-B. "will definitely be shown grace" re lateness, sigh-of-relief we man.

 

Movie night was The Longest Yard, outstanding man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort exhausted we man.

Must take Mama T-B. to doctor on Tuesday morn, routine man.

(We will certainly be ordered to various stores afterward,  man.)

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Edited February 25 by TBoneTX

[Ban Hammer 13,758]

i can empathize with the mini chimp not feeling well.  over the weekend i had a bad cold, from friday through monday.  

my nose ran like niagra falls for 3 days and it felt like i had shin splints all over my body. 
after going through almost 3 rolls of angel soft mega rolls (cheaper than kleenex!) i finally got better.