Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,669]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Bets on the callback, huh man?

Bets on actually coming through, huh man?

A few lucky guys are chick magnets.

 

You seem to be a scammer magnet.

 

So sorry.

[TBoneTX 46,294]

9 minutes ago, Neonred said:

You seem to be a scammer magnet.

Gracias, Bro G., but we reacted prematurely, si man.  She explained a little more, and feels rotten about it herself, si man.  We feel like a jerk, sigh man.  More after she calls us shortly, stay tuned man.

[Neonred 3,669]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Gracias, Bro G., but we reacted prematurely, si man.  She explained a little more, and feels rotten about it herself, si man.  We feel like a jerk, sigh man.  More after she calls us shortly, stay tuned man.

Hang in there.  At this point there is nothing to lose.

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

join us now for another exciting episode of "chimp mating drama"
will our resident chimp have success, or will he resort to flinging poo? 
we'll be right back after a word from our sponsor........

[TBoneTX 46,294]

29 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

join us now for another exciting episode of "chimp mating drama"
will our resident chimp have success, or will he resort to flinging poo? 
we'll be right back after a word from our sponsor........

LPoP and unread, no see man.

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The TMJC did call us, si man.

Not only a bad day at work, but a rock-cracked windshield while driving there this morning, yuck man.

We told her to call her insurance co. to learn the replacement allowance, recommend we man.

We also recommended asking if any glass shops could come out to her, si man.

The TMJC was grateful for this, si man.

We will repeat today's intended plans on Friday, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,294]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Lunch was onecan of Progresso chicken/rotini soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

A siesta was taken, adequate zzz we man.

Drama with TMJC experienced, q.v. above man.

Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

Many (2+1) quite proximal ESs itineraried for Friday, itinerary we man.

Rendezvous with the TMJC expected for Friday, q.v. above man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,669]

8 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

 

Every time I read that you consumed this "Tuna Glop" I want to 🤮

 

8 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Rendezvous with the TMJC expected for Friday, q.v. above man.

You better check and see if she is also a Tuna Glop eater

[TBoneTX 46,294]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Every time I read that you consumed this "Tuna Glop" I want to

Oh, good -- a convert, si man!   

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

check and see if she is also a Tuna Glop eater

The TMJC was interested in this creation, discuss we man with TMJC she man man.

[TBoneTX 46,294]

TMJC Update, see man:

 

We jawboned for probably another hour with the TMJC, jawbone we man.

She got shop recommendations but no one who'd come to her, oh well man.

 

We asked the TMJC how interested she was in us on a 1-to-Many scale, si man.

She said, "Many.Many," flabbergasted we man.

Chief among our half-Manyzen impressive qualities were "elegantly evolved higher primate" and "expert poo-flinger," gratified we man.

The TMJC obviously has good taste not just in her mouth, conclude we man.

[Neonred 3,669]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The TMJC was interested in this creation, discuss we man with TMJC she man man.

I think you should take the TMJC out for a meal she would enjoy... perhaps Taco Bell.  LOL

 

Actually that reminds me of a time long long ago when I was a single guy in dental school.  I asked a cute young dental hygiene student out and suggested we go for dinner.  I asked her where she might like to go.  She said McDonalds. LOL  I said I was thinking of somewhere much nicer.  She then said, OK, how about Wendy's.

 

I dated her for a short while but she was "geographically undesirable".

 

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

She got shop recommendations but no one who'd come to her, oh well man.

Safelite repair, Safelite replace.  🎶

 

 

Edited yesterday at 10:07 AM by Neonred

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

I dated her for a short while but she was "geographically undesirable".

 

meaning she was from california?

[Neonred 3,669]

2 hours ago, Ban Hammer said:

meaning she was from california?

No, not that bad.

 

She lived in the far west end of Louisville and I lived downtown.

Edited 22 hours ago by Neonred

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

41 minutes ago, Neonred said:

No, not that bad.

 

She lived in the far west end of Louisville and I lived downtown.

still sounds like a win win - gas money was probably cheaper than food money.

[TBoneTX 46,294]

JC update, see and sigh man:

 

The TMJC was supposed to keep us informed of her activities and timing, si man.

Despite our a.m. & p.m. inquiries, radio silence, shhh man.

We finally texted her to take a hike and re-contact us if she ever gets serious, bye man.

 

Then, the prior JC, who had stood us up, texted us, unbelievable man.

We replied, "Don't you remember that you stood us up, huh man?" si man.

She gave some ridiculous excuse, sheesh man.

We told her, "Meet us [here] at [time] today without bullpoop, si man.  You're on the website's radar, and they'll kick you off, si man," bullpoop we man.

The JC agreed to the "meeting" and later tried to bump it by half an hour, si man.

We replied, "Fine, si man.  Reminder that failure to show means you're off the website, si man," si man.

At the casa, we went on the website and looked at her profile, si man.

When we refreshed the screen, it was gone, bye man.

The profile is now listed as "hidden," bye man.

 

The consequent end result near the end of our free week is zero chicas and zero prospects, dud man.

[Ontarkie 14,553]

Dang Tbone, maybe that website is jinx and you should try a different one. 

 

I know you don't have FB but they even have a locals dating group.