Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,288]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Got to bed at nearly Many a.m., later than usual man.

Planned to in-sleep, no skool for Mini-B. man.

At Many a.m. -- si man, Many a.m. -- an auto-call from Mini-B.'s skool came in,  man.

"This is a reminder to submit next year's choice courses by today, si man," already did this man.  

It made no sense to strive for more zzz if we were to get Mini-B. unembedded, no man.

 

Breakfast/lunch for Mini-B. was rice + tuna, ingest wee man.

Breakfast/lunch for us was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches on Costco burger buns, ingest we man.

 

We didn't get ES-ing till after 1 p.m., late start man.

However, we made good time to the ESs, fortunate man.

Mini-B. spent the day gaming with his amigos, priority of wee man man.

 

The drive casa-ward was right past Costco Business Center, stop we man.

We cashed our annual credit-card voucher, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon we man.

We also bought another pack of Subway gift cards, Many (2+2+1) for the price of Many (2+2), financially savvy we man.

 

We then went to our bank, also on way casa-ward man.

Endured the traditional bowing/scraping/red-carpeting, preeminent POTS* typhoon we man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

We cashed 2 Series EE U.S. savings bonds, matured in January man.

We are rolling in the dough, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon we man.

Ergowiththusforthly, we made over $Many00 -- si man, $Many00 -- today, financially savvy we man.   

 

At the casa, fed demanding miu, feed miu we man.

Took major siesta, largely successful zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest traditional Friday din-din Two Guys man.

Movie night was Many (2+1) Georgie/Mandy episodes, up-catch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to an even Manyzen for the week, double-digit quota met with ease man.

 

Community GS on Saturday, plan to attend we man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Edited February 15 by TBoneTX

[Ban Hammer 13,654]

On 2/14/2025 at 10:53 AM, mam521 said:

Your body is supposed to be a temple, not a dumpster that you toss garbage into!

it is a temple - musty, dusty, and haunted.........

[TBoneTX 46,288]

1 hour ago, Ban Hammer said:

it is a temple - musty, dusty, and haunted.........

With fresh, delicious garbage tossed therein, si man.  

[TBoneTX 46,288]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Rained in the morning, so community GS almost certainly hosed, didn't even go we man.

 

Ran errand for Mama T-B., errand we man.

Mini-B. wanted Taco Bell for lunch, pester all week wee man we man man.

One Manyzen basic tacos + one drink costs more than a Mexican sit-down plated lunch,  man!

Nevertheless, ingest Two Guys Taco Bell man.

 

We did espy an ES near the casa, but it looked packed and we had the Taco Bell, return to casa we man.

We might hit this ES tomorrow, maybe half-price day man.

 

Attempted a postprandial siesta, attempt zzz we man.

Naturally, ex-Mrs.-T-B. barged in loudly to take Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B.,  man.

Reports were that it was a good visit, si man.

 

Din-din was leftover Chinese that ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought from her office, ingest Two Guys man.

We then off-dozed on sofa, zzz we man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

Probably won't visit Mama T-B. on Sunday, covered by today's visit man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,667]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Din-din was leftover Chinese that ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought from her office

She's too good to you.  

 

Don't know how you ever let her get away.

[TBoneTX 46,288]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

She's too good to you.  

She brought it chiefly for Mini-B., see man.

She brought it secondarily because she's getting fat, see man.

We know her since we met her, si man.

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Don't know how you ever let her get away.

'Twas for Many -- si man, Many -- valid reasons, si man.

[TBoneTX 46,288]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We were surprised to still weigh only Many lbs. after Saturday's Taco Bell out-pigging, surprised we man.

Did not leave the casa all day, perfect Sunday man.

Did mildly regret not scoping the ES, oh well man.

 

Breakfast for Mini-B. was corn dogs, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s leftover Chinese, rice dry and ghastly but ingest we man.

 

Conquered the Many (2+1) LLs by half-past Many p.m., efficiently domestic we man.

An attempted siesta failed miserably, needed Tylenol first man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was chicken taquitos, ingest delightedly wee man.

Din-din for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came for most of AFV, surprisingly watch we man and wee man and ex-she man man.

Afterward was a rousing game of Nerf football, considerable hilarity man.

Miu-toys were also thrown around during this process, wild occasion man.

 

Must dish/de-dish the warsher and all chores will be done, domestically complete we man.

 

Largely free week upcoming for ourself, glee man.

Monday is half-price day at formerly favorite large thrift shop, go we man.

Tuesday is doc caucus for Uncle T-B., chauffeur we man senior he man man.

Wednesday is alleged appointment with maid, will she show up within Many hours of caucus time man.

However, we have no chicas with whom to socialize, zero prospects man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Edited Monday at 01:48 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,288]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Happy Presidents' Day, si man.

Happy Columbus Day in Poland, oj tak.

 

Finally got going after noon, slothful we man.

Returned a product at Costco Business Center, $i man.

Clerkette was an absolute fox and we did not flirt with her,    man!

Got Many (2+1) necessary items, satisfied with that aspect at least we man.

 

Went to formerly favorite large thrift store, half-price day man.

Got Many (2+1) shirts and Many (2+1) pants for Mini-B., score we man for wee man man.

Found ourself a shirt, score we man for we man man.

We saved $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 -1), financially savvy we man.   

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was Subway* on the way casa-ward, ingest we man.

     *WUOC and gift card, financially savvy we man

 

A siesta was ultimately taken, zzz we man.

 

No chicas to see or call or write to or nothin', no chicas man.

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 46,288]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see man:

 

Took Uncle T-B. to doctor, wait over an hour to see doc man.  

Lunch was Subway*, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC and gift card, financially savvy we man

Siesta thereafter, decent zzz we man.

 

Maid supposed to come on Wednesday, we'll see if it's within an hour of promised time man.

Spent over an hour decluttering kitchen table & counter, declutter we man.

Now both can be at least partially cleaned, semisuccessful we man.

 

Din-din was the remaining grilled-chicken strips in fridge, ingest we man.

Warshered/baked/hung Mini-B.'s new clothes** from half-price sale, domestic we man.

     **one pants still had "real" store tag on it, steal man

 

Spent entire later evening trying to find chicas, search we man.

Connected with a Tex-Mex JC***, si from she man man.

     ***henceforth the TMJC, for reference man

She is Many00% fluent in Spanish, Mexican parents man.

She headshrinks children with autism et al., headshrink TMJC man.

After brief messaging, she wanted to talk with our mouths by phone, comply we man.

Talked for one hour + half an hour, nice connection man.

We shall meet her on Thursday afternoon, meet we man she man man.

Maybe also Friday eve, receptive we man and TMJC man.

 

Probably Two Guys eve with Mini-B. on Wednesday, conjecture we man.

Mini-B. should enjoy up-cleaned casa, assuming maid's arrival man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Edited Wednesday at 06:54 AM by TBoneTX

[mam521 2,251]

Oooohhh...an edjumacated chica!

[Ontarkie 14,549]

And and actual phone call. This one is starting much better already. 

[Neonred 3,667]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Connected with a Tex-Mex JC***, si from she man man.

 

 

We shall meet her on Thursday afternoon, meet we man she man man.

Maybe also Friday eve, receptive we man and TMJC man.

 

 

Hate to break it to you but your nightly party with the rubias is likely to be cheaper and more satisfying than all the other encounters from online.

 

Hope this one works out for you.  Sounds promising.

[TBoneTX 46,288]

8 hours ago, mam521 said:

Oooohhh...an edjumacated chica!

Imagine that, si mam ma'am.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

And and actual phone call. This one is starting much better already. 

We hope so, si D ma'am.

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

your nightly party with the rubias is likely to be cheaper and more satisfying than all the other encounters from online.

What if we're bored of our nightly rubias, huh man?

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Hope this one works out for you.  Sounds promising.

We'll see, gracias man.

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In more typical news, we have just been stood up by a different JC,  man.

[TBoneTX 46,288]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Maid & Mama Maid actually showed up Many (2+1) minutes early, mirabile dictu man.

Casa looks quite good now, needs chicas in it man.

Brunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

Attempted siesta failed, still need zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Subway*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC and gift card, financially savvy we man

 

Up-stood by JC, q.v. above man.

Initial caucus with TMJC Thursday, si man.

Considering second siesta attempt now, consider zzz we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 46,288]

At half-of-half after 1 p.m., the TMJC texted us to check in, si man.

At half-of-half till Many (2+2) p.m., we arrived at the agreed-upon rendezvous, diligent we man.

We texted our presence, text we man.

At Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) minutes past Many (2+2) p.m., we texted as follows, see man:

     "Will wait Many (2x2x2 +2) more minutes unless we hear from you, si man," si man.

Two minutes later, we get the following, see man:

     "I'm so sorry my love I ended up having to stay longer at work, si man.  I'm still here, si man.  I was able to get away for a second and get on my phone, si man.  I'll call you as soon as I leave the clinic, si man.  I won't be able to make it, no man.  I'm extremely sorry, si man."

 

Bets on the callback, huh man?

Bets on actually coming through, huh man?