Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,276]

42 minutes ago, Xyph3r said:

Ugh, today’s been one of those days. Tried to get some paperwork sorted, and of course, the website crashed right after I filled out every single detail. Twice.

Welcome to the thread, si man/ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,276]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We are nearly Many00% sure that the FJC is a sophisticated scammer, off-blow "her" tomorrow we man.

The "FJC" ignored us all day/eve but texted "Good night, si man" with a heart at half-past 1 a.m. today, 🙄 man.

This morn, "she" texted "Good morning, si man!  How is your day going, huh man?" with a heart, 🙄 man.

We replied as follows, see man:

     "Ending this now, si man.  Too many red flags, si man.  Try harder with your next sucker, si man," si man.

We immediately blocked "her" number, si man.

"She" has not attempted an e-mail yet, fine with us man.

"She" wasn't a rubia, either, no man.

At least it was a distraction for Many (2+2) days, oh well man.

[Ontarkie 14,542]

Good for you Tbone. 

[TBoneTX 46,276]

Gracias, si D ma'am.

Now you find us an unmarried, un-Canadian rubia right now, si D ma'am!

Bad deficient-rubia'd Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD deficient-rubia'd DEFICIENT-RUBIA'd Ontarklar!

[Ontarkie 14,542]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

Gracias, si D ma'am.

Now you find us an unmarried, un-Canadian rubia right now, si D ma'am!

Bad deficient-rubia'd Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD deficient-rubia'd DEFICIENT-RUBIA'd Ontarklar!

I'll try. My friend pool to pick from is very small. Sadly one of the disadvantages of being a stay at home mom. I don't get to meet ppl very often.

[Ban Hammer 13,644]

On 2/11/2025 at 9:14 PM, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

Heard nothing from FJC all morn, zero man.

Returned to casa to find 2 e-mails, see e we man.

In one, she said, "I can't respond to texts anymore because I'm overdue on my $Many00 payment," 🙄 man.

We merely commented that she must have a very expensive plan, demur we man.

She said that it was this month + past overdue, well OK man.

 

We and the FJC continued to e-mail, OK man.

It turns out that she is really in Shreveport, LA, recent transfer and  man.

However, she claimed the ability and willingness to travel to us "anytime," offer FJC to we man man.

We proposed several open days next week, si man.

She said that she would get back to us next week, great for planning man.

She noted again that loss of her cell service was hampering her activities, 🙄 man.

We told her, "Nothing personal, but we firmly do not send money to anyone unmet, no man," si man.

She replied, "Understood -- hope it doesn't change anything, no man," 🙄 man.

We then asked her for clarification of several issues, life story man.

No response since then, could be one of a couple of reasons man.

"Trust but verify" should clarify whether the FJC is real or fake, could go either way man.

We also could find nothing online matching the FJC's name, no records man.

 

 

the part i bolded was a test to see if you'd jump in and "save her"
the part about "her" being in Shreveport, LA  - besides "her" not being up front with "her" location, now she's not even in the same
state - which means that you failed the test in bold.  she'll keep contact to see if she can get money out of you in the future,
but don't be surprised if she ghosts you.
you are probably talking to a scammer, and a guy at that.

11 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I'll try. My friend pool to pick from is very small. Sadly one of the disadvantages of being a stay at home mom. I don't get to meet ppl very often.

preferably one that knows how to make timbits.....

[TBoneTX 46,276]

19 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

the part i bolded was a test to see if you'd jump in and "save her"

We said, "It's our lifelong and very firm policy never to send money to people we haven't met, si and no man," si man.

20 minutes ago, Ban Hammer said:

the part about "her" being in Shreveport, LA  - besides "her" not being up front with "her" location, now she's not even in the same state

This was one of the several red flags, si man.  Next time, we'll cut the cords sooner, bye man.

[TBoneTX 46,276]

32 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I'll try. My friend pool to pick from is very small. Sadly one of the disadvantages of being a stay at home mom. I don't get to meet ppl very often.

Weakly attemptive hermit-like motherly antisocial Ontarklar!  Weakly attemptive, WEAKLY ATTEMPTIVE hermit-like HERMIT-LIKE motherly MOTHERLY antisocial ANTISOCIAL Ontarklar!

[Ban Hammer 13,644]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

Weakly attemptive hermit-like motherly antisocial Ontarklar!  Weakly attemptive, WEAKLY ATTEMPTIVE hermit-like HERMIT-LIKE motherly MOTHERLY antisocial ANTISOCIAL Ontarklar!

she knows plenty of chicks - the problem is, they all have feathers...........

[Ontarkie 14,542]

1 minute ago, Ban Hammer said:

she knows plenty of chicks - the problem is, they all have feathers...........

😂

 

Oh yes and all different colours, blonde, reds, blue, black and as sweet as ever. Not picky eaters at all and would love the glop you eat too. 

[Ban Hammer 13,644]

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

😂

 

Oh yes and all different colours, blonde, reds, blue, black and as sweet as ever. Not picky eaters at all and would love the glop you eat too. 

maybe you can fix tbone up with that blonde he's always wanted...........

[mam521 2,244]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

And, e.g., why should we air-fry corn dogs when we can nuke them in less than a minute, huh man?

Air fried = crispy and tasty

Nuked = soggy and 🤮

[TBoneTX 46,276]

3 hours ago, mam521 said:

Air fried = crispy and tasty

Nuked = soggy and 🤮

Air-fried = Many -- si man, MANY -- minutes, starvation man

Nuked = ready to eat, ingest we man

[TBoneTX 46,276]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Cold, cloudy day, Texas weather not Many man.

Arose at o'dark-Many to take Mini-B. to Band sectional, last semester for THIS torture man.

Returned to casa, dumped the "EJC," and siesta'd, zzz we man.

 

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we and take THAT Ontarklar man.

 

Idly played on Internet, play idly we man.

Took siesta #2, zzz we man.

Up-picked Mini-B. from skool, Many-day ([2+2]-day) weekend for wee man man.

 

Din-din was orange mandarin chicken from Costco, ingest Two Guys and take THAT Ontarklar man.

 

Mini-B. will probably play Minecraft with his amigos till bedtime, presume we man.

We could use another siesta, would be #Many and a record man.

 

We have itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We shall probably add a Many'rd when address is shown in morning,  we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,665]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Now you find us an unmarried, un-Canadian rubia right now, si D ma'am!

 

That's a mistake.  You know what they say about Canadians, they are the nicest people in the world.