Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,276]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We got a late start and de-itineraried all but Many (2+1) ESs, slice-&-dice we man.

 

The Many'rd ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- Sears bath towel, zipper bank bag, onecan low-sodium pinto beans = $Many ($2+1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2+1)

[TBoneTX 46,276]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Mama T-B. turned Many -- si man, MANY -- years old today, even-more-senior she man man.

We called her rather early to recognize this, dutiful descendant we man.

Mama T-B. thanked us and then went aysheep about CDs again,  man.

We should be thankful that she's not a vegetable in a nursing home, perspective man.

 

Got late start because of scheduling with the DR, Diminutive Rubia man.

Hit only the Many (2+1) ESs per Saturday GS/ES report, oh well man.

Groceried at Aldi for remainder of Two Guys Week stuff, grocery we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch (at half-past 2 p.m.) was onebag of nuked Aldi mixed vegetables, ingest we man.

It did not help our "we're starving" headache from hours before, no man.

 

The DR (who lives Many -- si man, MANY -- miles away) strove for arrival by Many p.m., intrepid DR she man.

We strove for a siesta, too bad a headache man.

Even a mega-Tylenol later didn't help much, bummer man.

 

Din-din was the onecan of pinto beans from today's ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

The DR spent 2 hours + half an hour trying to make it to our casa, intrepid DR she man.

She was prettier but somewhat thicker than we'd envisioned from fotos, oh well man.

Miu was quite gregarious and investigatory, curious miu man.

Conversation was great despite some tangential whackadoo ideas, converse we and DR she man man.

Her body language was positive and she even held our hand, si man.

Other stuff eventuated, won't squeal we man.

She had to go to be home by Many p.m., unfortunately man.

The DR is probably not wife material but should be an excellent girlfriend, intuit we man.

And, she is a natural rubia, take THAT Bro G. man.

 

Din-din #2 was toucans of Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man.

 

Sunday plans are to lawn-mow, conquer one LL, and prep for Mini-B.'s arrival, conclude we man.

The Stupor Bowl will apparently be on, prefer AFV instead (if on) we man.

This week will bring the verdict on our A1c level, out-sweating this we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Edited February 9 by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,665]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

She was prettier but somewhat thicker than we'd envisioned from fotos, oh well man.

 

Seems that is often the case

 

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Other stuff eventuated, won't squeal we man.

 

The DR is probably not wife material but should be an excellent girlfriend, intuit we man.

 

And, she is a natural rubia, take THAT Bro G. man.

 

Oh. putting 2 and 2 together here... LOL

 

And what does she charge for "respecting her time"?  

[Ontarkie 14,542]

19 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Mama T-B. turned Many -- si man, MANY -- years old today, even-more-senior she man man.

We called her rather early to recognize this, dutiful descendant we man.

Mama T-B. thanked us and then went aysheep about CDs again,  man.

We should be thankful that she's not a vegetable in a nursing home, perspective man.

 

Got late start because of scheduling with the DR, Diminutive Rubia man.

Hit only the Many (2+1) ESs per Saturday GS/ES report, oh well man.

Groceried at Aldi for remainder of Two Guys Week stuff, grocery we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch (at half-past 2 p.m.) was onebag of nuked Aldi mixed vegetables, ingest we man.

It did not help our "we're starving" headache from hours before, no man.

 

The DR (who lives Many -- si man, MANY -- miles away) strove for arrival by Many p.m., intrepid DR she man.

We strove for a siesta, too bad a headache man.

Even a mega-Tylenol later didn't help much, bummer man.

 

Din-din was the onecan of pinto beans from today's ES, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

The DR spent 2 hours + half an hour trying to make it to our casa, intrepid DR she man.

She was prettier but somewhat thicker than we'd envisioned from fotos, oh well man.

Miu was quite gregarious and investigatory, curious miu man.

Conversation was great despite some tangential whackadoo ideas, converse we and DR she man man.

Her body language was positive and she even held our hand, si man.

Other stuff eventuated, won't squeal we man.

She had to go to be home by Many p.m., unfortunately man.

The DR is probably not wife material but should be an excellent girlfriend, intuit we man.

And, she is a natural rubia, take THAT Bro G. man.

 

Din-din #2 was toucans of Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man.

 

Sunday plans are to lawn-mow, conquer one LL, and prep for Mini-B.'s arrival, conclude we man.

The Stupor Bowl will apparently be on, prefer AFV instead (if on) we man.

This week will bring the verdict on our A1c level, out-sweating this we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Happy Birthday to your mom. You are indeed lucky she can still go aysheep on you.

 

Glad the DR was nota total bust. 

[TBoneTX 46,276]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Glad the DR was not a total bust.

The DR was not a bust, no man, but she has ghosted us, sigh man.

We have an idea of why, not her or our fault man.

However, moot if she refuses to discuss it, oh well man.

See Thrilling Sunday report for more, q.v. man.

[TBoneTX 46,276]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

The DR never responded to several messages throughout the day, oh well man.

 

We awoke long before the alarm again,  and need more zzz we man man.

We mowed the full lawn, in greater need than we'd projected man.

Many (2+2) sweatbands were consumed, Many (2+1) job 1 recovery man.

 

Miu was demanding and needy all day, demanding needy miu man.

It can be much like being married, serve miu hand and foot man.

 

Like an idiot, we erranded on a Sunday,  we man.

Supermarket was insane,  man.

Local traffic was intolerable,  man.

However, we got all done and used an expiring-today Many%-off coupon at CVS, financially savvy we man.

Lunch was a chicken gut-bomb + fries at Popeye's*, ingest we man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

We furiously corresponded with other chicas, correspond we man.

One JC immediately began grilling us about faithfulness, honesty, and relationship history, grill JC man we man.

She describes herself as "straightforward and easy to get along with," si man.

She wants a "soulmate who will never cheat on or lie to me," si and no man.

She was exceptionally direct and concluded that we "seem like the man** for" her, tasteful JC man.

     **little does she know that we are really the Central Chimpanzee for her, evolved we man

She seems very good-looking except for not being a rubia, perhaps can forgive this flaw man.

We will report on and pick a name for this JC later, stay tuned man.

 

Mini-B. came over early, watch Super Bowl Two Guys man.

We were pleased with the outcome, pleased Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Din-din was Many (2+1) pieces of tough beef brought by ex-Mrs.-T-B., ingest with difficulty we man.

 

Monday is our bloodwork for diabetes verdict, fast and shake-in-boots we man.

We have tried to be assiduous and diligent, behave self dietarily we man.

Then we must take Uncle T-B. for evaluation of his swollen legs,  man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,665]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We awoke long before the alarm again,

So proud of you, getting up before sunrise?

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Supermarket was insane,  man.

Should go shopping at 6 or 7 am.  Not so crowded.

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Local traffic was intolerable,  man.

Same here, at least until Easter when the snowbirds head home.

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We furiously corresponded with other chicas, correspond we man.

 you surely are a man on a mission

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

One JC immediately began grilling us about faithfulness, honesty, and relationship history, grill JC man we man.

She describes herself as "straightforward and easy to get along with," si man.

She wants a "soulmate who will never cheat on or lie to me," si and no man.

She was exceptionally direct and concluded that we "seem like the man** for" her, tasteful JC man.

     **little does she know that we are really the Central Chimpanzee for her, evolved we man

She seems very good-looking except for not being a rubia, perhaps can forgive this flaw man.

We will report on and pick a name for this JC later, stay tuned man.

 

 

Sounds like she may be damaged merchandise.

[TBoneTX 46,276]

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

So proud of you, getting up before sunrise?

Who said it was before sunrise, huh man?

When your pride goes, you fall, so there man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Should go shopping at Many or Many am.  Not so crowded.

Uncrowded times precised, see man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

you surely are a man on a mission

Our mission, should we choose to accept it, will self-destruct in Many seconds, boom man.

9 hours ago, Neonred said:

Sounds like she may be damaged merchandise.

Actually, she sounds like completely healed merchandise, conclude we and see below man.

[TBoneTX 46,276]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Got Mini-B. to skool after his breakfast of Aldi corn dogs, ingest skooled wee man man.

Went to hospital lab for A1c/glucose blood draw, pins-&-needles we man.

 

Returned to casa to up-clean before taking Uncle T-B. to doctor, Clean for Gene we man.

Breakfast was a hastily consumed banana, ingest we man.

 

Uncle T-B.'s leg is indeed infected, Keflex Rx'd man.

Got Nooser Practitioner to tell him that the music he complains about hearing is because he won't wear his hearing-aids,  man.

 

Lunch (after half-past 1 p.m.) was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest ravenous we man.

A wonderful siesta was then taken, blessed zzz for we man man.

 

The new JC texted us copiously all morning, interested JC she man.

We shall call her the FJC, Focused Junior Chica man.

She sent us a foto of herself dressed for work, holy mackerel and God in heaven man!!!

The FJC could make an archbishop kick out a stained-glass window, truth man.

If the FJC works out, we will have the foxiest chica of all time, weak-in-knees we man.

 

In evening, the FJC sent us fotos of herself with her din-din and after, equally hot man.

We asked her many questions about her lifestyle/daily living and relationship expectations, ask we man.

Every answer away-blew us, speechless we man.

The FJC has her head on very straight, obvious to we man man.

She spends most of her free time alone in her casa, wonderful sign man.

 

Only incompatibility is that she is "very organized and loves to keep everything about the casa tidy and clean," uh-oh man.  The FJC "doesn't rest until everywhere is organized and clean first," uh-oh man.

We weakly defended ourself by citing the front room and guest room, accomplishments for we man man.

 

Din-din was air-fried chicken taquitos from Costco, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. and we then played backyard football on nicely mowed lawn, play Two Guys man.

Later, Mini-B. let us shoot mini-hoop from upstairs, challenging man.

We made 2 of, uh, Many shots, LeBron James we man.

Before bedtime prep, we played Nerf football, Many00 catches in a row man.

 

Dished and must de-dish the warsher, must do we man man.

Brushed miu, appreciative miu man.

Must curbside the garbage, last chore of the night man.

Must chauffeur Mama T-B. to doctor on Tuesday, chauffeur we man senior she man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Edited February 11 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,276]

We told our vampire (phlebotomist) the following joke, see and hee hee man:

 

Doctor:  You've lost a lot of blood and need a transfusion, si man.  What's your blood type, huh man?

Patient:  B positive, si man.

Doctor:  I'm trying, but you've lost a lot of blood, si man!

[Neonred 3,665]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

The new JC texted us copiously all morning, interested JC she man.

We shall call her the FJC, Focused Junior Chica man.

She sent us a foto of herself dressed for work, holy mackerel and God in heaven man!!!

The FJC could make an archbishop kick out a stained-glass window, truth man.

If the FJC works out, we will have the foxiest chica of all time, weak-in-knees we man.

 

 

 

Don't tell any of the women here this, but one thing I've learned over the years is the more attractive they are the bigger headache they can be.

 

[yuna628 9,744]

Went to the doctor today. They've moved practices.. no idea why. Office is now small and concerningly dingy. Was seen very late, and in walks... someone who isn't my doctor. Basically fobbed off onto a nurse-student who seemed to be into woo-woo and not anything professional or doctor-like. This person had to basically complete the appointment and inform my doctor without me talking to them myself. When my doctor finally came in, I re-mentioned two ongoing issues. They told me that wasn't something they could help with and I'd need to go see someone else. I was not actually examined in any way. I drove an additional 40 minutes just to be there and waste my time. Think it's time to look for someone new...

 

55 minutes ago, Neonred said:

 

Don't tell any of the women here this, but one thing I've learned over the years is the more attractive they are the bigger headache they can be.

 

The same is true about men 😉 

[mam521 2,244]

39 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

The same is true about men 😉 

Agree!  

 

Hubs is going to be annoyed - he wasn't supposed to be home for another 2 hours so I made chocolate chip banana muffins for Kid1.  He hates the smell of banana.  Joke's on him, I guess.  

 

Now, if the washer part I need would just arrive already so I could repair the washing machine, one headache of mine would go away...

[Neonred 3,665]

1 hour ago, yuna628 said:

The same is true about men 😉 

 

1 hour ago, mam521 said:

Agree!  

Yikes.  I knew that one was going to get me in trouble.

 

Fortunately I'm not attractive!!!

 

 

[TBoneTX 46,276]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

What a day, si and sigh man.

 

Breakfast was a banana, ingest we man.

 

Had to take Mama T-B. to doctor and grab supermarket item in heavy monsoon, How Dry We Aren't man.

Rain quit precisely after we got Mama T-B. back to her crib,  man.

 

Lunch was onecan of Costco chicken breast, ingest we man.

 

Heard nothing from FJC all morn, zero man.

Returned to casa to find 2 e-mails, see e we man.

In one, she said, "I can't respond to texts anymore because I'm overdue on my $Many00 payment," 🙄 man.

We merely commented that she must have a very expensive plan, demur we man.

She said that it was this month + past overdue, well OK man.

 

We and the FJC continued to e-mail, OK man.

It turns out that she is really in Shreveport, LA, recent transfer and  man.

However, she claimed the ability and willingness to travel to us "anytime," offer FJC to we man man.

We proposed several open days next week, si man.

She said that she would get back to us next week, great for planning man.

She noted again that loss of her cell service was hampering her activities, 🙄 man.

We told her, "Nothing personal, but we firmly do not send money to anyone unmet, no man," si man.

She replied, "Understood -- hope it doesn't change anything, no man," 🙄 man.

We then asked her for clarification of several issues, life story man.

No response since then, could be one of a couple of reasons man.

"Trust but verify" should clarify whether the FJC is real or fake, could go either way man.

We also could find nothing online matching the FJC's name, no records man.

 

Din-din was "Chicken Pad Thai" from Costco, off of future menus after ingest Two Guys man.

 

Our blood labs came back, anticipatory we man.

Damned glucose is Many (2x2x2x2 -1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2 -1) -- points high,    man.

Damned A1c has fallen precisely 0.1 points,       man.

Potassium is now 0.1 points low, man.

CO2 and BUN are both on the high red line,  man.

These labs are more hosed than those Many (2+1) months ago,  man.

We consumed almost nothing with high or added sugars, no man.

We cannot cook protein-laden substances and are sick of vegetables,  man.

We don't know what else to do, no man.

Caucus with doc is Wednesday midday, verdict man.

Scroo our infernal pancreas,  man.

Bad malfunctioning T-B. pancreas!  Bad, BAD malfunctioning MALFUNCTIONING T-B. pancreas!

 

We have had worse days, si man, but this one certainly ranks in the top Many, sigh man.

 

No party with the rubias and we may apply to a monastery, monastic we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report and  we man.

Edited February 12 by TBoneTX