Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,167]

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

I hope you are using protection...

Rubias need protection against each other as they fight over us, si and glee and whee man.

20 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

One rubia has fizzled, oh well man.

This rubia has since unfizzled, choice we man.

[TBoneTX 46,167]

The IC is officially no more, off-break as follows we man:

 

We to IC, see man:

     "Hi, IC, si man.  We've been silent because we've been thinking about a lot of stuff, si man.

     "As you can probably guess, we've lost enthusiasm for pursuing anything further between us, and we owe you the courtesy of telling you that we're ending things, rather than just disappearing on you, si man."

     "You're one of the most beautiful women in fotos that we've ever seen, and if we ever find ourself in ____ [IC's town], maybe we'll look you up, si man.

     "Thanks for our chats, and all the best, si man."

     T-B.

 

The IC responded as follows, see man:

     "Thanks T-B., si man.  I really appreciate you too, si man.  I really enjoy chatting with you, si man.  You can also check on me here anytime you feel like, si man.  Hugs, si man."

 

And we to IC, see man:

     "Hugs, and happy birthday on Wednesday, si man!"

 

Oh, well, si and sigh and pursue rubias man.

Edited Sunday at 01:53 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,167]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We attended one ES and picked up our ES-auction winnings, see man:

  -- J.A. Henckels serrated kitchen knife (VERRRY sharp, si man) = half a buck, steal man

  -- set of 1ManyMany0 postage stamps, Mills Brothers Barber Shop ballads on Many-rpm records = 

          $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2), deal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 +2+2 + half a buck)

 

Half of the stamps (in a sealed plastic bag from USPS) were glued together,  man.

We are soaking them now, partial success so far man.

Total value of all the stamps was nearly $Many ($2x2x2 +2), so we still profited financially savvy we man.

[Family 4,242]

1 hour ago, TBoneTX said:

fotos

In your heart and mind, you know this was a creep ? I thought you would be mad…not sad.

 

 

https://ampyxcyber.com/newsarchive/scammers-are-stealing-peoples-faces-for-live-video-calls

 

[TBoneTX 46,167]

1 hour ago, Family said:

In your heart and mind, you know this was a creep ? I thought you would be mad…not sad.

https://ampyxcyber.com/newsarchive/scammers-are-stealing-peoples-faces-for-live-video-calls

Good article, gracias F ma'am.

We mildly conclude that the IC was sheltered, naïve, or most likely dimwitted, mildly conclude we man.

It's academic now, oh well man.

And the IC was not a rubia anyway, everything happens for a reason man.

[TBoneTX 46,167]

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

We could finally sleep in, need zzz we man.

Awakened at half-of-half-past Many (2x2x2) a.m. nearly simultaneously by, see man --

   -- text from Rubia #1, oh well man

   -- yard crew next door,  man

Mini-B. zzz'd till half-past Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., zzz wee man man.

During this time, we texted with Rubia #1, text we and R1 man.

 

Mini-B. lunched on one slice of leftover 'za, ingest wee man.

 

Actual ES ended at 1 p.m., si man.

ES auction pickup began at 2 p.m., si man.

Lunch was BK WUOC, ingest financially savvy we man while killing time we man.

On way back, warshed filthy T-B.-mobile, highly necessary man.

We presciently brought towels to handle window-drips et al., no unsightly dried water-trails man.

 

A wonderful siesta was taken after return to the casa, zzz we man.

Communicated rendezvous details with R1 for Tuesday, communicate we man.

 

Din-din was 2 nuked Hungry Man boneless-chicken frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Goodburger 2, very good and watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +2+1) for the week, double-digit quota attained man.

 

Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, visit senior she man we and wee man man.

Nothing else formal, informal man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Family 4,242]

41 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

IC was sheltered, naïve, or most likely dimwitted, mildly conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 46,167]

1 hour ago, Family said:

Gracias, F ma'am.

"Yes, Dear, si man," he responded compliantly.

It could've been that, too, si man.

[Neonred 3,648]

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

     "Hugs, and happy birthday on Wednesday, si man!"

 

Happy birthday.  I'm breaking up with you.

 

So cold.  LOL

[TBoneTX 46,167]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Happy birthday.  I'm breaking up with you.

So cold.  LOL

Well then, come help us pull the tomahawk from between our shoulderblades,  man!

In fact, the IC responded that we were welcome to contact her again anytime, so there man.

[TBoneTX 46,167]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We and Mini-B. visited Mama T-B., see senior she man we man and wee man man.

Lunch was the daily one from the bistro + Mama T-B.'s leftovers, adequately ingest Two Guys man.

We dozed while Mama T-B. gently instructed Mini-B. on realities of skool, life, et al., si man.

We were waiting for Mama T-B. to begin yelling at us about The Usual And More, si man.

However, that shoe never dropped, amazing man.

We are still trying to reconcile that, whussup with that man.

 

Conquered the Many (2+1) LLs, victorious we man.

Got a nice siesta, zzz we man.

 

Played backyard football with Mini-B., finally dry enough man.

Had a Many-pass ([2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2+1]-pass) completion string, quite commendable man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of S+Ms, ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was onecan of Progresso "Loaded Potato with Bacon" soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over in a rather good and dazed mood, appear ex-she man man.

She had consumed "cowfish" with the Rojo for din-din, ingest ex-she man and Rojo man man.

She was mispronouncing "crawfish," eventually determine we man.   

Most of AFV was watched, watch we and semi-watch ex-she man and wee man man.

Some Nerf football was energetically played, play everybody man.

In the process, miu (asleep on miu-tower) got bonked, poor bonked miu man.

Mini-B. then left, end of Two Guys week man.   

 

Dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man.

 

We plan to arise at o'dark-Many on Monday, be at repair shop for T-B.-mobile brakes et al. man.

Rubia #1  flaked out re Tuesday rendezvous, good riddance man.

Rubia #2 (henceforth WPMR**) is still on for Wednesday din-din, optimistic we man.

     **Well-Preserved Mature Rubia

Nothing else particularly planned, no man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Edited yesterday at 03:51 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,167]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

-----

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Arose at o'dark-Many to take T-B.-mobile to shop, brakes et al. man.

Brakes were fine, ???! man.

Got new cabin air filter installed, big difference man.

 

Lunch was Subway*, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man.

A long, uninterrupted siesta was then taken, blessed zzz we man.

Miu has chiefly been zzz-ing on Mini-B.'s bed, zzz miu man.

 

Din-din was onecan of corn**, ingest we man.

     **bought at Friday's ES, financially savvy we man

 

Complied with order from Mama T-B. to research CD rates as a priority, comply we man.

These results will be handy this month for Uncle T-B.'s expiring CD, research we man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

No major Tuesday obligations, no man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,648]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Rubia #2 (henceforth WPMR**) is still on for Wednesday din-din, optimistic we man.

     **Well-Preserved Mature Rubia

 

That would be a cougar?  

 

Oh wait a minute.  You would have to be a young hottie for that to be the case.

 

Just wondering how "mature" she is.

 

 

[TBoneTX 46,167]

10 minutes ago, Neonred said:

Just wondering how "mature" she is.

The WPMR is Many years younger than we are, to be precise man.

This compares with JCs who are Many years younger than we are, to be comparative man.