Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,171]

47 minutes ago, Family said:

Why of course Dear Sir…with au naturel platinum highlights 😂 

A dash younger than Madonna ( though likely as neurotic ) and if I may add , a slender Hillary doppelgänger flair😂

LPoP (see abbreviations, p. 1) and unread, no see we or anyone F ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,171]

The IC has resurfaced, see Zangi message man:

 

Hello, si man

My ex sent the money and sort the bills, si man

I'm home now, si man

I was surprised when you act that way, si man

I think this relationship is not in safe hands, si man

I dont really have enough energy to chat, no man

 

We replied, see man:

 

Well, that's good news, si man.  We have a firm rule never to send money to anyone we haven't met in person, si and no man.  Second, it's highly unusual to sort bills before discharge from the hospital, si man.  We're hone now, too, si man.

 

The IC replied, see man:

 

Okay, si man

That's good, si man

 

And we have not Zangi'd back, no man.

This IC mystifies us, really bewildering man.

[Lemonslice 4,968]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

The IC has resurfaced, see Zangi message man:

 

Hello, si man

My ex sent the money and sort the bills, si man

I'm home now, si man

I was surprised when you act that way, si man

I think this relationship is not in safe hands, si man

I dont really have enough energy to chat, no man

 

We replied, see man:

 

Well, that's good news, si man.  We have a firm rule never to send money to anyone we haven't met in person, si and no man.  Second, it's highly unusual to sort bills before discharge from the hospital, si man.  We're hone now, too, si man.

 

The IC replied, see man:

 

Okay, si man

That's good, si man

 

And we have not Zangi'd back, no man.

This IC mystifies us, really bewildering man.

 

And once they send money, scammers put them on a "suckers list."

Source: https://www.app.com/story/money/business/consumer/press-on-your-side/2014/12/12/scamming-scammers/20302003/

You might get a new hobby out of it.  

 

[TBoneTX 46,171]

19 minutes ago, Lemonslice said:

And once they send money, scammers put them on a "suckers list."

Fortunately, we are a superior primate and don't fall for such, si and no LS ma'am.

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Unless anyone has further advice or evil ideas, we will not respond further to the IC until she write us again, si or no man.

[TBoneTX 46,171]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Got up before o'dark-Many to collect Mini-B.'s saxophone, left it at skool wee man man.  

Then went out again to drop Mini-B. at the grade-skool where his band was recruiting,  man.

Then returned to casa for an intended 2-hour siesta, need major zzz we man.

Siesta was interrupted by Many calls/texts from ex-Mrs.-T-B.,  man.

Her GPS-tracker on Mini-B. showed him away from usual skool, read e-mails please man.  

We told her to consult (and pay back ransom to) the malos,  man.

We still got a partial siesta, semi-zzz we man.

 

No real lunch, no ingest we man.

The IC replied per above, feedback/advice desired man.

 

Din-din was nuked Barrilla elbow macaroni + Aldi meatballs + Aldi spaghetti sauce, ingest Two Guys man.

We hadn't had this in a long time, better than remembered man.

 

Movie night was Scrooged, quite good man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Trying to get Mini-B. embedded, never easy man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort exhausted we man.

Midday doc caucus for Mama T-B. on Tuesday, only agenda item man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Ontarkie 14,506]

My advice is to ignore IC. Block and move on. 

[TBoneTX 46,171]

51 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

My advice is to ignore IC. Block and move on. 

Rejectionary Ontarklar!  Rejectionary, REJECTIONARY Ontarklar!

[mam521 2,212]

22 hours ago, Lemonslice said:

 

And once they send money, scammers put them on a "suckers list."

Source: https://www.app.com/story/money/business/consumer/press-on-your-side/2014/12/12/scamming-scammers/20302003/

You might get a new hobby out of it.  

 

My mom and my sister have great fun with the scammers.  My sister will answer and they'll ask for my mom.  She'll deadpan deliver the bad news: mom died.  Scammers usually hang up.  

 

One scammer called my mom and told her she'd won a cruise.  She rolled with it.  They started asking questions about her spouse and his information.  Mom said "why do you need to know that?  I thought I won the trip!"  Well, then it was a pivot back to her and all they needed was her credit card information.  She said she didn't have a credit card.  They said well why can't you use a friend's credit card.  So, naturally she replies "well what's your credit card number?  We're friends now!  Let's use your credit card!".  Needless to say, the scammer didn't like that, used some profanity and hung up.  Fast friends to mortal enemies in the matter of minutes 🤣

 

Agree with @Ontarkie.  Drop IC and move on.  There is the right person out there.  Don't sell yourself short!

[TBoneTX 46,171]

1 hour ago, mam521 said:

My mom and my sister have great fun with the scammers.  My sister will answer and they'll ask for my mom.  She'll deadpan deliver the bad news: mom died.  Scammers usually hang up.  

 

One scammer called my mom and told her she'd won a cruise.  She rolled with it.  They started asking questions about her spouse and his information.  Mom said "why do you need to know that?  I thought I won the trip!"  Well, then it was a pivot back to her and all they needed was her credit card information.  She said she didn't have a credit card.  They said well why can't you use a friend's credit card.  So, naturally she replies "well what's your credit card number?  We're friends now!  Let's use your credit card!".  Needless to say, the scammer didn't like that, used some profanity and hung up.  Fast friends to mortal enemies in the matter of minutes 🤣

This is hilarious, si mam ma'am.   

1 hour ago, mam521 said:

Agree with @Ontarkie.  Drop IC and move on.  There is the right person out there.  Don't sell yourself short!

Outspoken non-sell-shorting agree-Ontarklaring mam ma'am!  Outspoken, OUTSPOKEN non-sell-shorting NON-SELL-SHORTING agree-Ontarklaring AGREE-ONTARKLARING mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 46,171]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. at elementary skool for Band recruitment, great way to miss his real classes man.  

This was at o'dark-Many,  and need-zzz we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

 

Took Mama T-B. to doc, caucus senior she man with MD man.

Mama T-B. "healthy for her age," this can be quite relative man.

While checking her mail, we found discarded Subway coupons,   man.

 

Had Many errands but beelined to casa for a much-needed siesta, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was onebag nuked corn, nuked leftover breaded chicken strips, and nuked unbreaded chicken strips, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. immediately deduced that we served store-brand r'b'r, can't get anything by wee man man.

 

No movie night, no man.

Mini-B. used his birthday money to download new computer games, intensely gaming wee man man.

 

No word from any ICs, JCs, rubias, or anyone else attractive or unattractive, no man.

 

Must arise at o'dark-Many again on Wednesday for Band sectionals,    man.

Must arise at o'dark-Many AGAIN on Thursday for e-skool Band recruitment,    man.

This one is rather more far away, arise even earlier than o'dark-Many man.  

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

 

Edited January 29 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,171]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Awoke at o'dark-Many again, zzz and  man.

Mini-B.'s stomach bugging him, ill wee man.

Decided to skip the early stuff and aim for regular-time skool arrival, decide we man.

Bathroom séance and antacid tablets did the trick, complete skool day wee man man.

We returned to the casa and siesta'd, mostly successful but not long enough man.

 

Shortly before our siesta, the IC Zangi'd us with a foto of food + invitation to join her, OK man.

We have not responded yet, no man.

 

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

 

Finally got going and ran errands, successful man.

Learned that the T-B.-mobile will need new rear brakes (at least), will bring in on Monday we man.

 

Tried for siesta #2, not really successful man.

Up-picked Mini-B. from skool, retrieve we man wee man man.

 

Din-din was pork burnt ends (Aldi) + tater tots (Aldi), ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. wanted to play his new computer game, so no movie night, no man.

 

Must pre-research the ESs for Friday, delinquent we man.

Must arise before o'dark-Many to take Mini-B. to a skool for Band recruitment,  man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 46,171]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Arose at o'dark-Many again to get Mini-B. to Band function again,  man.

Got there comfortably early but had to fight work/skool traffic back,  man.

Returned to casa and went straight for a siesta, highly necessary man.

 

Lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

 

We have not Zangi'd the IC back, nor she us, no and no man.

We owe it to her to politely declare a halt, si and sigh man.

 

Tried for second siesta, highly necessary and semisuccessful zzz man.

 

Din-din was a Many-lb. Costco lasagna, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was Sextuplets, quite good and watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes Many (2x2x2 -1) for the week, double-digit quota in sight man.

 

We are palavering with 2 rubias, potentially socialize we man.

One is not a permanent prospect but might be fun, conclude we man.

Who knows about the other, investigate further we man.

 

No party with the (standard Many) rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

Mini-B. & we can awaken at a normal time on Friday, imagine that man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 46,171]

Friday ES report, see man:

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We attended 2 of the Many (2+2) ESs, late start and fatigued we man.

 

Each yielded the take, see man:

  -- Manycans (toucans + toucans) canned corn = $2, steal man

  -- sleeve of plastic cups, Manypacks ([2x2x2 +2]packs) Chinet din-din plates = $Many 

          ($2+2+2), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2)

[TBoneTX 46,171]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Awoke at normal time to take Mini-B. to skool at normal time, imagine that man.

Returned to casa and fought a credit-card charge, probably losing battle man.

Lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

 

Went ES-ing half an hour before noon, very late start man.

Passed Costco Business Center and aborted ES-ing, why not man.

Got Many items, some on sale man.

 

Returned to casa in time for much-needed siesta, zzz we man.

 

Traditional Friday din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. later off-dropped leftover 'za, ingest one slice apiece Two Guys man.

 

One rubia has fizzled, oh well man.

 

No party with the (incumbent) rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Mini-B. still not embedded, no skool Saturday man.

We won a couple of ES auction items and must up-pick them on Saturday, up-pick we man.

Unsure if we will hit any other ESs/GSs, unsure we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,648]

On 1/31/2025 at 12:00 AM, TBoneTX said:

We are palavering with 2 rubias

 

I hope you are using protection...