Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,116]

47 minutes ago, Family said:

Why of course Dear Sir…with au naturel platinum highlights 😂 

A dash younger than Madonna ( though likely as neurotic ) and if I may add , a slender Hillary doppelgänger flair😂

LPoP (see abbreviations, p. 1) and unread, no see we or anyone F ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,116]

The IC has resurfaced, see Zangi message man:

 

Hello, si man

My ex sent the money and sort the bills, si man

I'm home now, si man

I was surprised when you act that way, si man

I think this relationship is not in safe hands, si man

I dont really have enough energy to chat, no man

 

We replied, see man:

 

Well, that's good news, si man.  We have a firm rule never to send money to anyone we haven't met in person, si and no man.  Second, it's highly unusual to sort bills before discharge from the hospital, si man.  We're hone now, too, si man.

 

The IC replied, see man:

 

Okay, si man

That's good, si man

 

And we have not Zangi'd back, no man.

This IC mystifies us, really bewildering man.

[Lemonslice 4,967]

1 minute ago, TBoneTX said:

The IC has resurfaced, see Zangi message man:

 

Hello, si man

My ex sent the money and sort the bills, si man

I'm home now, si man

I was surprised when you act that way, si man

I think this relationship is not in safe hands, si man

I dont really have enough energy to chat, no man

 

We replied, see man:

 

Well, that's good news, si man.  We have a firm rule never to send money to anyone we haven't met in person, si and no man.  Second, it's highly unusual to sort bills before discharge from the hospital, si man.  We're hone now, too, si man.

 

The IC replied, see man:

 

Okay, si man

That's good, si man

 

And we have not Zangi'd back, no man.

This IC mystifies us, really bewildering man.

 

And once they send money, scammers put them on a "suckers list."

Source: https://www.app.com/story/money/business/consumer/press-on-your-side/2014/12/12/scamming-scammers/20302003/

You might get a new hobby out of it.  

 

[TBoneTX 46,116]

19 minutes ago, Lemonslice said:

And once they send money, scammers put them on a "suckers list."

Fortunately, we are a superior primate and don't fall for such, si and no LS ma'am.

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Unless anyone has further advice or evil ideas, we will not respond further to the IC until she write us again, si or no man.

[TBoneTX 46,116]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Got up before o'dark-Many to collect Mini-B.'s saxophone, left it at skool wee man man.  

Then went out again to drop Mini-B. at the grade-skool where his band was recruiting,  man.

Then returned to casa for an intended 2-hour siesta, need major zzz we man.

Siesta was interrupted by Many calls/texts from ex-Mrs.-T-B.,  man.

Her GPS-tracker on Mini-B. showed him away from usual skool, read e-mails please man.  

We told her to consult (and pay back ransom to) the malos,  man.

We still got a partial siesta, semi-zzz we man.

 

No real lunch, no ingest we man.

The IC replied per above, feedback/advice desired man.

 

Din-din was nuked Barrilla elbow macaroni + Aldi meatballs + Aldi spaghetti sauce, ingest Two Guys man.

We hadn't had this in a long time, better than remembered man.

 

Movie night was Scrooged, quite good man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Trying to get Mini-B. embedded, never easy man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort exhausted we man.

Midday doc caucus for Mama T-B. on Tuesday, only agenda item man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Ontarkie 14,455]

My advice is to ignore IC. Block and move on. 

[TBoneTX 46,116]

51 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

My advice is to ignore IC. Block and move on. 

Rejectionary Ontarklar!  Rejectionary, REJECTIONARY Ontarklar!

[mam521 2,204]

22 hours ago, Lemonslice said:

 

And once they send money, scammers put them on a "suckers list."

Source: https://www.app.com/story/money/business/consumer/press-on-your-side/2014/12/12/scamming-scammers/20302003/

You might get a new hobby out of it.  

 

My mom and my sister have great fun with the scammers.  My sister will answer and they'll ask for my mom.  She'll deadpan deliver the bad news: mom died.  Scammers usually hang up.  

 

One scammer called my mom and told her she'd won a cruise.  She rolled with it.  They started asking questions about her spouse and his information.  Mom said "why do you need to know that?  I thought I won the trip!"  Well, then it was a pivot back to her and all they needed was her credit card information.  She said she didn't have a credit card.  They said well why can't you use a friend's credit card.  So, naturally she replies "well what's your credit card number?  We're friends now!  Let's use your credit card!".  Needless to say, the scammer didn't like that, used some profanity and hung up.  Fast friends to mortal enemies in the matter of minutes 🤣

 

Agree with @Ontarkie.  Drop IC and move on.  There is the right person out there.  Don't sell yourself short!

[TBoneTX 46,116]

1 hour ago, mam521 said:

My mom and my sister have great fun with the scammers.  My sister will answer and they'll ask for my mom.  She'll deadpan deliver the bad news: mom died.  Scammers usually hang up.  

 

One scammer called my mom and told her she'd won a cruise.  She rolled with it.  They started asking questions about her spouse and his information.  Mom said "why do you need to know that?  I thought I won the trip!"  Well, then it was a pivot back to her and all they needed was her credit card information.  She said she didn't have a credit card.  They said well why can't you use a friend's credit card.  So, naturally she replies "well what's your credit card number?  We're friends now!  Let's use your credit card!".  Needless to say, the scammer didn't like that, used some profanity and hung up.  Fast friends to mortal enemies in the matter of minutes 🤣

This is hilarious, si mam ma'am.   

1 hour ago, mam521 said:

Agree with @Ontarkie.  Drop IC and move on.  There is the right person out there.  Don't sell yourself short!

Outspoken non-sell-shorting agree-Ontarklaring mam ma'am!  Outspoken, OUTSPOKEN non-sell-shorting NON-SELL-SHORTING agree-Ontarklaring AGREE-ONTARKLARING mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 46,116]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. at elementary skool for Band recruitment, great way to miss his real classes man.  

This was at o'dark-Many,  and need-zzz we man.

 

Breakfast/lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

 

Took Mama T-B. to doc, caucus senior she man with MD man.

Mama T-B. "healthy for her age," this can be quite relative man.

While checking her mail, we found discarded Subway coupons,   man.

 

Had Many errands but beelined to casa for a much-needed siesta, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was onebag nuked corn, nuked leftover breaded chicken strips, and nuked unbreaded chicken strips, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. immediately deduced that we served store-brand r'b'r, can't get anything by wee man man.

 

No movie night, no man.

Mini-B. used his birthday money to download new computer games, intensely gaming wee man man.

 

No word from any ICs, JCs, rubias, or anyone else attractive or unattractive, no man.

 

Must arise at o'dark-Many again on Wednesday for Band sectionals,    man.

Must arise at o'dark-Many AGAIN on Thursday for e-skool Band recruitment,    man.

This one is rather more far away, arise even earlier than o'dark-Many man.  

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

 

Edited 16 hours ago by TBoneTX