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[Ontarkie 14,449]

52 minutes ago, Family said:

To seed intrigue on anatomical location of photographed splatter ..😂

Red flags started the moment s/he asked to move chats to Zangi. 3 Alarm fire when she extracted info on location of away-from -home travel. 

Oh I thought Zangi was some weird Tbone thingy. I didn't realize it is an actual thing and after actually googling it. Turns out it's an out of country app too. Ya I wouldn't have even entertained this one. 

Edited Saturday at 09:04 PM by Ontarkie

[Neonred 3,646]

5 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Oh I thought Zangi was some weird Tbone thingy. I didn't realize it is an actual thing and after actually googling it. Turns out it's an out of country app too. Ya I wouldn't have even entertained this one. 

 

And now it makes sense why his/her English skills are poor.

[Ontarkie 14,449]

1 hour ago, Neonred said:

 

And now it makes sense why his/her English skills are poor.

All the pieces are falling together. 

 

[TBoneTX 46,080]

13 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm just reading this now. I would run and run fast. Too many red flags. 

 

First, is the no actual calls, no facetime, no nothing. Then all of a sudden she wants to meet up at your convention, but suddenly has the worse period in hell. Ya no it doesn't work like that. Why the heck did she send you bloody pictures????? Then a hospital picture of an IV, I'm going to bet this is a guy and in another country who thinks you're an idiot to believe such nonsense. 

 

TBone I know what I do know about you is you are no fool and your spidey sense has to be going off. Do not feel so desperate that you ignore your gut. I would not even wait for her next message. Time to block and move on. 

Si and sigh, D ma'am.  Time to find us rubias and move on, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 46,080]

11 hours ago, Family said:

Many-Alarm fire when she extracted info on location of away-from -home travel. 

P-Math error, si and see and  F ma'am!

She got only the city and no other details, to be precise man.

8 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

All the pieces are falling together.

Well, then, we don't need to fall for it, si and sigh man.

No contact at all, no man.

If nothing by Sunday eve, we shall report this profile as a scammer and start from zero, si and sigh man.

It is true that too many things don't add up (in P-Math or otherwise) and make us uneasy, si and sigh man.

Your mission, and you must choose to accept it, see man:  Find us a rubia or anyone else, si man!

Edited Sunday at 07:28 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,080]

Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man:

 

Breakfast was Many (2+1) fold-over egg omelets, ingest we man.

Lunch was the remaining half of our gently expired Walmart sub, ingest we man.

Din-din was 2 plates of beef/chicken/salmon/pasta/potatoes at the convention banquet, ingest we man.

 

Miu-sitter sent us a Many-second ([2+2]-second) video of miu, immortalized-on-film miu man.

Miu wandered around and exclaimed, "Miu," vocal miu man.

 

Conventioneered conventionally and unconventionally, wonderful and we needed this man.

Saw many amigos from last year and Many years ago, see we man amigos men man.

 

Hotel checkout in a few hours, out-check we man.

Then T-B.-mobile back to casa, si man.

Plan to stop at small town halfway to grocery for Two Guys week, take list prepared we man.

Return to casa to service indignant miu, almost certainly man.

Casa also has no JCs, ICs, or eligible rubias, Your Mission Which You Must Choose To Accept everyone man.

And that was our thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday, report we man.

[Family 4,201]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

If nothing by Sunday eve, we shall report this profile as a scammer and start from zero, si and sigh man

Radio silence is in keeping with nature of JC’s sign off: she is contacting the ex so that you may stew in jealousy. Script writes itself.
 

 

Do not abort mission before getting Big Laugh Trophy …she is after all A Casino Indian😂!

 

Tell her you have done many hours of research , made personal contact with the Oklahoma Modoc Tribe ( yes they own a small Casino) and they are ready to disburse Many $$ immediately. 

 

You have stumbled onto a Goldmine & hours of  Entertainment . 

 

 

 

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,449]

TBone, we are rooting for you to find the perfect match. She is out there and you will have to weed through the scammers, but she is out there. Don't settle, life is too short to waste your time on fools. 

 

 

[TBoneTX 46,080]

15 hours ago, Family said:

Radio silence is in keeping with nature of JC’s sign off: she is contacting the ex so that you may stew in jealousy. Script writes itself.

Little does the IC know that we have mentally off-written her and (partially because of fatigue) barely thought about her this weekend, si man.

15 hours ago, Family said:

the Oklahoma Modoc Tribe (yes they own a small Casino)

Their website is excellent, with a fascinating historical section, si man.

15 hours ago, Family said:

a Goldmine & hours of  Entertainment

You have a mind that is at once hilarious and evil, commendations F ma'am.

However, we would rather avoid throwing good time after bad, maybe it's our fatigue talking man.

Regardless, we will ask ChatGPT if it can reverse-search fotos, AI man.

If not, it can recommend where, surely man.

 

In fact, yet another non sequitur has struck (stricken?) us, to wit man:

Why would the IC be settling a hospital bill before being discharged, huh man?

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

we are rooting for you to find the perfect match

Gracias, D ma'am.  Now, if only more Polish Commie-Babes were rubias, oj tak!

(Bad absent noncontributing Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT noncontributing NONCONTRIBUTING Asia!)

[Family 4,201]

3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

You have a mind that is at once hilarious and evil, commendations F ma'am

I have half a mind to get on a dating site myself , thanks to you😂. 
My headliner Woman With  a Past Looking For Man With a Future! 
 

 

[TBoneTX 46,080]

20 minutes ago, Family said:

I have half a mind to get on a dating site myself , thanks to you😂. 
My headliner Woman With  a Past Looking For Man With a Future!

But are you a rubia, huh F ma'am?   

[TBoneTX 46,080]

30 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

we will ask ChatGPT if it can reverse-search fotos, AI man.

If not, it can recommend where, surely man.

ChatGPT could not directly do this, no man.

The various sites (Google Images, Bing Visual Search, Yandex.com, and TinEye.com) yielded nothing, no man.

 

ChatGPT found little under the IC's name on Facebook & Pinterest, nothing obvious there man.

There was nothing public regarding the IC's gmail account, no man.

Earlier, we found no Texas Driver License under the IC's name, no man.

The IC is either off the grid or fictitious, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 46,080]

Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man:

 

We slept poorly for the Many'th (2+2th) night out of Many (2+2), could never get proper room temp man.

Breakfast was Many (2+1) egg/cheese omelets at the hotel, last time there man.

We up-packed and out-checked in decent time, satisfied we man.

Little traffic on Interstate-Many at that time, fine man.

Damned impeders when I-Many went down to 2 lanes, speed UP or move OVER man!  

 

We stopped halfway, si and pee and lunch we man.

The buffet restaurant where we'd eyed going was mobbed with after-church customers, conclude we man.

We dined in the Brookshire Brothers supermarket deli, going to grocery there anyway man.

We consumed 2 chicken taquitos and 1 beef/bean burrito, quite filling and rea$onable ingest we man.

 

We then groceried, list brought and specials pre-sought, research financially savvy we man.

The unexpected find was "buy Many (2x2x2 +2) Powerade, get Many (2+2+1) free," whee and glee man.

They had the necessary total of Powerade Zero grape, load cart we man.

Other items were on sale or special with use of member card, up-sign and avail self we man.

Some were higher than elsewhere, corn dogs e.g. man.

Ultimately, we saved $Many ($2x2x2x2 +1), financially savvy we man.   

And we did not have to grocery locally in the rain, no man.

 

Gassed half-thirsty T-B.-mobile at Costco before heading casa-ward, start week fresh man.

Arrived at casa and were met by mildly indignant miu, obviously well-sat miu man.

Ministered to miu, ministerial we man.

Unloaded/put away all our stuff, good grief man.

Showered, good idea man.

Siesta'd, first zzz in Many days zzz we man.

 

Lunch served as our din-din, why not man.

 

Mini-B. was delivered a bit late, obviously a recent argument with ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Wee man got in better mood after a while, usually happens man.

Watched much of AFV, watch Two Guys man.

 

Conquered our one LL, victorious we man.

 

No party with the rubias, too tired we man.

Must arise at o'dark-Many to take Mini-B. to yet another Band obligation,  man.

Then, we envision returning to zzz until we do not zzz, zzz-needing we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

 

[Family 4,201]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

But are you a rubia, huh F ma'am?   

Why of course Dear Sir…with au naturel platinum highlights 😂 

A dash younger than Madonna ( though likely as neurotic ) and if I may add , a slender Hillary doppelgänger flair😂

[Family 4,201]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

we found no Texas Driver License under the IC's name

Interesting…I did not know there was public access in Texas for DL.
Nice sleuthing work with the photos ….uploading here encouraged 😂