Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 46,080]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We are typing this on a lousy hotel computer,  we man.

 

Awoke too far before the alarm, groggy we man.

Miu needy, needy miu man.

Breakfast was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

 

Lost a FULL HOUR in handling renewal of phone & newspaper subscriptions,  man.

 

Hit road a bit after 1 p.m., behind-time we man.

Drove straight through, should've taken a break groggy we man.

Arrived at hotel OK, all's well that ends groggily man.

 

Din-din was at excellent Mexican place where we'd din-dinned before, si man.

We had 2 chicken enchiladas, rice/beans, and guacamole, ingest we man.

Before that was served, we consumed almost the whole basket of fresh cheaps, ingest we man.

For dessert, we consumed all Many (2+2+1) flour tortillas, ingest we man.

We got our money's worth, financially savvy we man.

 

Went to a local Big Lots, on perhaps its last day man.

We got Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) Many-packs of drink cups for $Many ($2+2+1), financially savvy we man.

There was an extra discount if one bought Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) items, financially savvy we man.

 

Went to Walmart for future lunches + drinks, shop we man.

We found 2 sub sandwiches on last-day markdown, up-snap these financially savvy we man.

However, they had no Powerade Zero grape,  man.

We settled for Gatorade Zero orange, blecccch man.

 

Went to convention site, conventional we man.

Greeted old amigos, amigos trickling in man.

During this, the IC Zangi'd us, Zangi IC man we man man.

The IC is contemplating joining us at this convention, mirabile dictu man.

She dislikes long drives, however man.

We have not even talked with our mouths by phone yet, no man.

This would be a heckuva first date if it works out, amazing man.

We hope that this won't be a disaster if it happens, take big chance we man.

However, see man...

...the IC even offered to help defray expenses associated with her presence, definitely a keeper man.  

 

Meanwhile, we have itineraried approximately Many (2+2+1) ESs for Friday, our ES opening man.

If the IC arrives on Friday, this schedule might be hosed, can't let that happen man.

However, we are resourceful and shall make things work, resourceful we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, left them back man.

Free hotel breakfast buffet in the morning, financially savvy we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,646]

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

When will YOU equip your office with fashionable Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, huh man?

Bad cheap stodgy Bro G man!  Bad, BAD cheap CHEAP stodgy STODGY Bro G man!

 

Toilet seats?  Who uses those?  On several trips to Western Europe I encountered toilets with no seats.  In fact no real toilet, just a hole.  I thought what a great idea and did the same at my office.       Squat and plop.

 

That also leads me to an encounter in Russia on my first trip to visit the girl that is now my wife.  First day we are walking in the city center when I have an immediate and urgent case of lower intestinal...travelers emergency.  We duck in to a very near cafe and I run to the restroom to find that the toilet seat is missing.  Oh no...  Well some how I managed. (I've left out the graphic details)  But damn, those Russians will steal anything even if it is screwed down.

 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

The IC is only Many% Modoc and doesn't have tribal enrollment, si and no man.

 

 

So she is like Cher

 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Din-din was at excellent Mexican place where we'd din-dinned before, si man.

We had 2 chicken enchiladas, rice/beans, and guacamole, ingest we man.

Before that was served, we consumed almost the whole basket of fresh cheaps, ingest we man.

For dessert, we consumed all Many (2+2+1) flour tortillas, ingest we man.

We got our money's worth, financially savvy we man.

 

How's the diet going??

 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Went to Walmart for future lunches + drinks, shop we man.

We found 2 sub sandwiches on last-day markdown, up-snap these financially savvy we man.

 

During this, the IC Zangi'd us, Zangi IC man we man man.

The IC is contemplating joining us at this convention, mirabile dictu man.

 

I hope you are saving one of those week old subs for the IC.

 

4 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

...the IC even offered to help defray expenses associated with her presence, definitely a keeper man.  

 

WOW.  Where can I find an IC like that?

[TBoneTX 46,080]

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

Toilet seats?  Who uses those?

Modern dentistry, man?  Who uses that, huh man?

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

those Russians will steal anything even if it is screwed down.

Just like Ecus, si and sigh man.

Our POTSs* have buiit-in anti-theft systems for only a marginal extra fee, $i... er, si man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

How's the diet going??

We still weigh Many lbs., si and duh and  man.

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

one of those week old subs

Expiration dates are merely a suggestion, YEARS of experimentation we man.

18 hours ago, Neonred said:

WOW.  Where can I find an IC like that?

You decided on a rubia, can't fault you at all on this (and only this) man.

[TBoneTX 46,080]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Breakfast was Many sausage links and Many egg-type creations at the hotel buffet, out-pig we man.

Lunch was half of an expiring sub sandwich, ingest we man.

Din-din was at another hotel restaurant, overpriced turkey club sandwich + oversalted potato slices + pickle slices ingest we man.

 

The big news involves the IC, see man.

She had not been feeling well for a couple of days, under-weather IC man man.

She Zangi'd us this morn with fotos of really profuse bleeding, unstated from where bodily man.

She said she was taking herself to the hospital, that's bad man.

Radio silence ever since, worried but can do nothing we man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2x2x2 -1) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

We think that we can attend them all in our finite time therefor, think we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Family 4,201]

7 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

She Zangi'd us this morn with fotos

Flag on play.

Unless she switches to talk/text on cellphone, this sounds like a script for soon-to-come Damsel In Distre$$ . 

You could fiddle with the photos and try “ How to Use Google Reverse Image Search to Fact Check Images”..

 

You got me vested in this  romance 😂 novella. 

 

 

[TBoneTX 46,080]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We attended Many (2+2+2) of the Many (2+2+2+1) ESs itineraried, si man.

None yielded anything even worth picking up to inspect briefly, skunked man.

Same infernal thing that happened 2 years ago in this burg, oh well man.

Total = $0

[TBoneTX 46,080]

17 hours ago, Family said:

Flag on play.
Unless she switches to talk/text on cellphone, this sounds like a script for soon-to-come Damsel In Distre$$ .
You could fiddle with the photos and try “ How to Use Google Reverse Image Search to Fact Check Images”..

You got me vested in this  romance 😂 novella.

Gracias, F ma'am.

 

The following involves Fallopian Chat,  man.

 

The IC Zangi'd this morning (again waking us up) and tried to explain in great detail, explain IC man to we man.

The IC is not the easiest to follow at best, no man.

The IC did go to the hospital, si man.

She sent us a foto of herself with a catheter port inserted from her hospital bed, that part is clear man.

The doctor examined her, see IC MD man.

Apparently the blood is the Monthly stuff  but heavier because of recent stress, unsure about the extent of the latter we man.

He diagnosed a lot of blood-loss, diagnose he man.

He enlightened the IC about bleeding and Monthly bleeding , enlighten MD IC man.

He "asked" her to get Many (2+1) drugs to get her back on her feet, according to IC man.

 

One was clopidogrel, strange Rx man, for $Many man.

One was "Headaches Rele Super Energetic blood tonic, for $Many00 man.

One was an NSAID, for $Many man.

The total was $Many, just under $Many00 ($[2+2]00) man.

The IC could afford half until her paycheck on Feb. Many'rd, pay half IC man man.

 

The IC first e-mailed her (deceased) parents' lawyer, party of the first part man.

Got auto-reply "out of town," no luck man.

The IC said, "It's fine if you can't help me out, man; I have no other person to message or mail for now, no man," si man.

 

We finally offered to call the pharmacy where the Rx's would be called in to, and pay them that way, si man.

The IC said, "I think I'm not paying direct the pharmacy the doc is my day one doc and she is ready to sort the bills just waiting for me to get the money so I can forward the fund to her you are not understanding me T-B., no man," sic man.

The IC said, "I will have to find other means I have to leave here tomorrow morning I really appreciate your efforts T-B., si man," sic man.

The IC then indicated that she would message her ex, whom she doesn't like, si and no man.

At the end, she said, "Once I get home I will tomorrow or Sunday I will let you know, si man," sic man.

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We have a firm policy of not sending money to anyone who we haven't met in person, no to $i man.

We do believe that the IC has been in the hospital, si man.

It is plausible that she has very few contacts, new-to-area and small-familied IC man man.

The parents' attorney is probably doling out money according to the estate documents, strictly gather we man.

We can't fathom the availability of an Rx without being called in to a pharmacy, no man.

The IC has never asked us for a dime, no man.

Her website profile mentions nothing but personal qualities desired, always alert for such stuff we man.

We are rather mystified as to how the IC has gotten through life this far with seemingly few coping-skills, unanswered man.

 

We have 2 plans, plan we man:

1.  We will wait to hear from the IC again, stew we man IC man man.

2.  We will then insist on cell talk/text (despite the newness of Internet dating to her) or it's all over, sorry man.

 

Feedback and advice on this thrilling and deepening saga, please man.

Edited Friday at 11:09 PM by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,646]

On 1/21/2025 at 10:01 PM, TBoneTX said:

But we ARE a real Texan, see man.  Where we were born and where we up-grew are different, si and see and  man.

 

 

 

Where you grew up...the formative years.  Seems your nothing more than a corn eating simian.  LOL

 

48 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

She sent us a foto of herself with a catheter port inserted from her hospital bed, that part is clear man.

 

That must have been interesting...

 

48 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

He "asked" her to get Many (2+1) drugs to get her back on her feet, according to IC man.

 

One was clopidogrel, strange Rx man, for $Many man.

 

Oh boy.  That should make her bleed even more.  (It's a blood thinner)

 

48 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

The IC could afford half until her paycheck on Feb. Many'rd, pay half IC man man.

 

The IC first e-mailed her (deceased) parents' lawyer, party of the first part man.

Got auto-reply "out of town," no luck man.

The IC said, "It's fine if you can't help me out, man; I have no other person to message or mail for now, no man," si man.

 

Oh, here we go...

 

48 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We finally offered to call the pharmacy where the Rx's would be called in to, and pay them that way, si man.

The IC said, "I think I'm not paying direct the pharmacy the doc is my day one doc and she is ready to sort the bills just waiting for me to get the money so I can forward the fund to her you are not understanding me T-B., no man," sic man.

 

She's good.  Must have done this before.

 

48 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

The IC said, "I will have to find other means I have to leave here tomorrow morning I really appreciate your efforts T-B., si man," sic man.

The IC then indicated that she would message her ex, whom she doesn't like, si and no man.

At the end, she said, "Once I get home I will tomorrow or Sunday I will let you know, si man," sic man.

 

48 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

---

We have a firm policy of not sending money to anyone who we haven't met in person, no to $i man.

 

Yep.  Must of us on VJ (but unfortunately not all) know this already.

 

48 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We are rather mystified as to how the IC has gotten through life this far with seemingly few coping-skills, unanswered man.

 

No kidding.

 

48 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We have 2 plans, plan we man:

1.  We will wait to hear from the IC again, stew we man IC man man.

2.  We will then insist on cell talk/text (despite the newness of Internet dating to her) or it's all over, sorry man.

 

 

Don't get wrapped up with this one.  Time to move on.

 

Edited Friday at 11:58 PM by Neonred

[Family 4,201]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

foto of herself with a catheter port inserted from her hospital bed

Upload here without fear of compromising her privacy. Between all of us Much Will Be Revealed .

I am ( insert math plus many)% certain you are being Zangi-d by a s/he that is not the rubia of the photos. 
 

 

[Family 4,201]

2 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have 2 plans, plan we man:

1.  We will wait to hear from the IC again, stew we man IC man man.

2.  We will then insist on cell talk/text (despite the newness of Internet dating to her) or it's all over, sorry man.

Nooooo!  Could we keep her ? She has yet to try many charms and creative ploys on you. Play along.
 

But , full speed ahead on searching for  genuine  adventures. 

[TBoneTX 46,080]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

That should make her bleed even more.  (It's a blood thinner)

That's why it's a strange Rx, know we man.

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

She's good.  Must have done this before.

Well, we think that she sure waited a long time before trying it with us, si man.

We are also at least Many% sure that she's not that sophisticated, pretty sure we man.

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

Don't get wrapped up with this one.  Time to move on.

Fortunately, we thrive on rejection and she's not a rubia, si and no man.

3 hours ago, Family said:

Upload here without fear of compromising her privacy. Between all of us Much Will Be Revealed .

"Ve haff vays," si F ma'am?  Unfortunately, we are out of space to upload images, sigh man.

3 hours ago, Family said:

not the rubia of the photos

She is not a rubia, haven't you been paying attention F ma'am? 

3 hours ago, Family said:

Nooooo!  Could we keep her ? She has yet to try many charms and creative ploys on you. Play along.

You have a nicely evil mind, si F ma'am.  We will consider this, si F ma'am.

3 hours ago, Family said:

genuine  adventures

We are fresh out of these, si and sigh F ma'am.

Edited Saturday at 05:32 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 46,080]

Thrilling Friday non-ES/non-IC report, see man:

 

Breakfast was some egg concoction + real bacon at the hotel buffet, ingest we man.

Lunch was half our second gently expired Walmart sub sandwich, ingest we man.

Din-din was taquitos and some other snack substance at a hotel event, ingest we man.

 

Had much fun at convention, conventioneering we man.

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

"Once I get home I will tomorrow or Sunday I will let you know, si man"

If neither night happens, we will off-write the IC, bye IC man.

 

Saturday is full convention day, convene we man.

Mama T-B. insists that we check in with her morning & night, aysheep senior she man.

We will obey by in-checking at Many a.m., that'll show senior she man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 46,080]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Feedback and advice on this thrilling and deepening saga, please man.

Bad silent nonparticipatory Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD silent SILENT nonparticipatory NONPARTICIPATORY Ontarklar!

[Ontarkie 14,449]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Bad silent nonparticipatory Ontarklar!  Bad, BAD silent SILENT nonparticipatory NONPARTICIPATORY Ontarklar!

I'm just reading this now. I would run and run fast. Too many red flags. 

 

First, is the no actual calls, no facetime, no nothing. Then all of a sudden she wants to meet up at your convention, but suddenly has the worse period in hell. Ya no it doesn't work like that. Why the heck did she send you bloody pictures????? Then a hospital picture of an IV, I'm going to bet this is a guy and in another country who thinks you're an idiot to believe such nonsense. 

 

TBone I know what I do know about you is you are no fool and your spidey sense has to be going off. Do not feel so desperate that you ignore your gut. I would not even wait for her next message. Time to block and move on. 

[Family 4,201]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Why the heck did she send you bloody pictures????? Then a hospital picture of an IV, I'm going to bet this is a guy and in another country who thinks you're an idiot to believe such nonsense

To seed intrigue on anatomical location of photographed splatter ..😂

Red flags started the moment s/he asked to move chats to Zangi. 3 Alarm fire when she extracted info on location of away-from -home travel.