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[TBoneTX 45,659]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

First doc caucus was orthopedic, need body-transplant we man.

Doc refused to inject our aching wrists, case of awristed development man.

Instead referred us for Many sessions of Occupational Therapy,  man.

 

Lunch was at Panera Bread, first time there man.

All staff and most customers looked like rejects from hippie days, weird man.

We went to see how much a long-lost gift card had on it, inquire we man.

Card was so old that it had too many numbers to check, must call HQ we man.

We consumed a Tuna Salad sandwich, ingest we man.

Prices nothing to write home about unless gift card ultimately has something on it, conclude we man.

 

Went to Aldi to return unwanted slippers for Mama T-B., long wait inside man.

Store was completely mobbed at 1 p.m. on a Tuesday, unbelievable man.

 

Was several minutes late for second doc caucus, sinus CT man.

CT normal, They X-Rayed Our Head And Found Nothing man.

Had audiology test, The Better To Hear You With man.

We have "moderate to moderately severe hearing-loss,"        man.

We went aysheep and were completely depressed,  man.

They urged us to get hearing-aids, $Many,000 therefor man.

 

We called Mama T-B. about it, we man call senior she man man.

Mama T-B. told us to use these results as baseline and to retest in a year, sensible senior she man man.

We can still hear if people don't mumble while turned away from us, conclude we man.

We are less aysheep than before, si yet sigh man.

Returned to casa in time for an under-hour siesta, crucial necessity man.

 

Many (2+1) old guys were out walking, si man.

First one said, "Windy, isn't it, huh man?" si man.

The second one said, "No, it's Thursday, si man!" si man.

The Many'rd one said, "So am I, si man.  Let's go get a beer, si man!" si man.

 

Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, new din-din ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. heartily high-Many'd us afterward, approving wee man man.

 

Movie night was Just Go With It, very good man.

Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2) popcorns for the week already, just 2 more needed for quota man.

 

Junior Chica from south Texas texted us that she misses us, major admission man.

We told her that this made us feel good, admit we man to JC man man.

JC responded with smiling foto of JC's self, hope springs eternal in we man man.

 

Nothing formal on calendar for Wednesday, no man.

We shall probably take care of nagging administrative poop, si man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Mini-B. awoke surprisingly full of pep, pep si man.

We were ready for a siesta before we awoke, need zzz we man.

After skooling Mini-B., we returned for a siesta, zzz we man.

 

Lunch was a handful of pretzels and a beef stick, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was onebag of nuked corn & nuked breaded chicken strips in honey mustard, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Miu had the zoomies much of the day, zooming miu man.

 

Mini-B. has half-days at skool Thurs. & Fri., thurrowlee edj'muhcated wee man.

This cramps ES-ing, obviously man.

Nothing nearby was available anyway,  man.

We therefore participated in an on-line ES, successful we man.

Report after item pickup on Thurs., report then we man.

 

We have lobbied ex-Mrs.-T-B. to let us keep Mini-B. on Thurs. eve, no Two Guys eve last week man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., the Rojo, & the Rojo's daughters are flying to Boston & Nueva York on Sunday, sigh man.

This means that we can invite the rubias earlier on Saturday night, whee man.

 

ES pickup + errands are itineraried for Thurs., itinerary we man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

See separate "Thursday ES report," score we man.

 

Lunch was the Costco footlong hot dog + Diet Pepsi, ingest we man.

Errands ended precisely at time to de-skool Mini-B., half-day man.

A highly necessary siesta was taken afterward, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was weenies-&-beans, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Must arise at o'dark-Many for yet another Band gig, it never ends man.  

A poopload of Friday errands awaits, oh poop and errand we man.

Mini-B. has another half-day of skool before vacation, why even bother man.

We shall visit Mama T-B. after skool, Mini-B. traveling on Sunday man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Thursday ES report, see man:

 

We stumbled upon an ES auction ending on Wednesday, participate we man.

 

We won the following, see the take man:

  -- medium-length gripper; Many (2+1) pairs dress-slacks* = $Many ($2x2x2 -1), steal man

          *2 of which fit us perfectly now and one that will after more waist-loss, score we man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2+1)

 

We don't expect to visit any in-person ESs, none proximal man.

[Neonred 3,579]

On 12/18/2024 at 12:48 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Junior Chica from south Texas texted us that she misses us, major admission man.

We told her that this made us feel good, admit we man to JC man man.

JC responded with smiling foto of JC's self, hope springs eternal in we man man.

👍

On 12/18/2024 at 12:48 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

We shall probably take care of nagging poop, si man.

 

 

Sorry to hear about your problem, but actually TMI...

 

On 12/18/2024 at 10:21 PM, TBoneTX said:

 

This means that we can invite the rubias earlier on Saturday night, whee man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

 

Do they charge by the hour?

[Neonred 3,579]

On 12/14/2024 at 2:53 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Went from there to dentist, appointment we man.

Our long-time hygienist Ana G. had left, no one knew where man.   

We got Ana V., had her once before man.

She ripped into that plaque like a chica possessed, attack she man.

We have not experienced such mouth-pain in some time, ow ow ow OW OW man.

The office was out of the Zoom laser-whitening kits, ran out man.

We instead got some liquid applied with a light shone on it, don't know what this was man.

It took longer than the Zoom, note we man.

It had the same effect and cost $Many less, note we man.

At the end, we inspected our bright teeth and exclaimed, "Oh, our eyes, blinded we man!", si man.

 

 

 

On 12/15/2024 at 12:59 AM, TBoneTX said:

Gracias, Bro G man.  This rubia proved to be unstable in correspondence, so we jettisoned her, bye man.

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If you want to be helpful, what do you think was done here, huh man?

 

Well, as far as the rubia, it looks like you dumped her...

 

As to the dental visit, it looks like Ana V. was aggressive.  Maybe she thought you liked it rough...LOL

 

There are an abundance of tooth whitening brands.  They all use a form of peroxide, carbamide or hydrogen.  Most all in office whitening is hydrogen peroxide of varying strengths.  I usually use Opalescence or Pola whitening in the office.  Basically Zoom has the name because they were in it early and advertised to dentists heavily and promoted using light to try to enhance the whitening.

 

 

 

On 12/14/2024 at 2:53 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

On 12/15/2024 at 12:59 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

On 12/14/2024 at 2:53 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

On 12/15/2024 at 12:59 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

Today I hate my computer....

Edited Friday at 06:04 PM by Neonred

[TBoneTX 45,659]

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

Do they charge by the hour?

The rubias have probably less than one brain cell between them, answer we man Bro G. man man.

7 hours ago, Neonred said:

As to the dental visit, it looks like Ana V. was aggressive.  Maybe she thought you liked it rough...LOL

Next time, we shall remember to carry a mega-Tylenol to pop before or after, ow ow ow OW OW man.

7 hours ago, Neonred said:

There are an abundance of tooth whitening brands.  They all use a form of peroxide, carbamide or hydrogen.  Most all in office whitening is hydrogen peroxide of varying strengths.  I usually use Opalescence or Pola whitening in the office.  Basically Zoom has the name because they were in it early and advertised to dentists heavily and promoted using light to try to enhance the whitening.

Gracias for shedding white... er, light on this, si Bro G man.

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Skooled Mini-B. and embarked on errands, embark we man.

Errands accomplished, proficient we man.

However, no time thereafter for a siesta,  man.

 

Lunch was 2 dying bananas and a half-cup of chocolate milk, ingest we man.

 

De-skooled Mini-B. and visited Mama T-B., we man and wee man visit senior she man man.

We dozed during much of this, need zzz we man.

Mini-B. animatedly related NBA basketball insights to Mama T-B., animated wee man man.

 

We were in pain from awkward dozing position, ow ow ow OW OW man.

At visit's end, Mama T-B. requested a Descendants foto, request senior she man.

As we tried to pose, Mama T-B. said, "Do I need more light, huh man?" si man.

We apparently immediately blurted, "We need more Tylenol, si man!" si and ow man.

The reaction is unfit to print, censorious we man.

 

Din-din was Costco angusburgers with r'br, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. is playing computer games, play wee man man.

Miu is zzz-ing on our office chair*, zzz miu man.

     *of ALL places in this casa, miu has to pick OUR chair,  man

 

Probable party with the rubias tonight, probably cavort we man.

Football game on at noon Saturday, watch Two Guys man.

Mini-B. to leave after Saturday din-din, truncated Two Guys week man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Edited Saturday at 01:29 AM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa all day, party-animal we man.

Mini-B. and we lazed till mid-morning, laze Two Guys man.

 

Lunch was Many (2+2) bags of Costco popcorn while watching football, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to an even Manyzen for the week, quota achieved man.

 

The Junior Chica (JC) texted & called while the football game was cratering, priority for we man man.

Mini-B. saw the ID and said, "Who's 'The JC,' huh man?" nosy wee man man.

We didn't squeal, no squeal we man man.

The JC has a good heart and is running herself ragged on behalf of others, good but sigh man.

 

Before sunset, played football with Mini-B., good catches wee man man.

 

Din-din was the last of the Costco precooked bacon* + tater tots, ingest Two Guys man.

          *a wonderful bargain, chief component in Many (2+2+1) meals man

All Many (2+2+2) Two Guys din-dins this week were hits, score we man.

 

After din-din, ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man.   

 

Our new eyeglass lenses are ready at Walmart Optical, probably go on Sunday we man.

We are hoping that the JC will call again this evening, hope we man.

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Edited Sunday at 06:32 PM by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We again awoke Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- hours before the alarm,  man.

We shall have to discontinue the new "healthier" killpaining medicine,  doctor man  .

 

No Mini-B., no visit to Mama T-B., and no football, unique Manyfecta of conditions man.

We therefore began laundry quite early, industrious we man.

We got the first Many (2+1)* done by 1 p.m., amazing man.

        *including our blanket, extra LL man

The Many'th (2+2th) is just about baked now, check progress soon we man.

 

Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we man.

 

Went to Walmart Optical for our eyeglass lenses, only trip out man.

Once we were blind, but now we can si, si man!   

Also got Many (2+2+2) boxes of their house-brand "caramel chocolate nut roll," sugar-free man.

 

The JC texted to say that she appreciates us, appreciative JC she man.

 

A nice siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

 

Miu has vacillated between comatose and aysheep, schizoid miu man.

We tried refilling her jug of dry food from the bag that she ripped into,  we man.

We managed to spill it all over the kitchen counter/floor,  man.

Of course, miu awakened from far upstairs and started out-pigging on it, porcine-like miu man.

 

We shall fold the last LL imminently, big hurdle surmounted man.

We must then dish the warsher, domestic we man.

Later comes party with the rubias, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Awoke >1 hour before alarm went off again today,  man.

Was just in time for a text from the JC, junior chica man.

Trying to work out meeting up with us on a trip next month, unclear at this writing man.

 

Went out on an errand today, venturous we man.

Traffic was awful, never seen anything like it man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was a 'roni 'za from the place with the Monday specials, ingest we man.

 

Have a medical caucus 2 Manyzen miles from the casa on Tuesday,  man.

Not looking forward to fighting more traffic, no man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,659]

Addendum to Thrilling Monday Report, see additionally man:

 

We curbsided the garbage, jetsamic we man.

We noted a wet part of the sidewalk, weird because no rain man.

The lawn leading up to it was wet, uh-oh man.

 

We blew through our casa around to the back of our casa, blow we man.

The grass there was wet, uh-oh man.

Our one outside spigot was dry, relief man.

 

We investigated farther back in the back yard, investigate we man.

It was wet all the way to our back fence along the side fence, discover we man.

Neighbor in back probably left a hose running or has a leak, have to notify man.

 

Miu was highly interested during garbage and in/out processes, interested miu man.

Miu is currently zooming around, aysheep miu man.

 

We are currently finishing Mini-B.'s partially consumed half-gallon of chocolate milk, ingest we man.

This and the 'roni 'za box will soon be curbsided, efficient we man.

[Neonred 3,579]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Was just in time for a text from the JC, junior chica man.

Trying to work out meeting up with us on a trip next month, unclear at this writing man.

 

I hope this "junior chica" is at least legal age...

 

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Went out on an errand today, venturous we man.

Traffic was awful, never seen anything like it man.

 

 

Same here, and will be even worse after the new year. 

Going to be awful here until late April or early May.  Sigh.

 

[Neonred 3,579]

Merry Christmas to all my VJ friends here.

 

 

@TBoneTX, I hope you got the present I sent, and the check too!

[TBoneTX 45,659]

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

I hope this "junior chica" is at least legal age..

No rob-cradling here, no man.

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

Going to be awful here until late April or early May.  Sigh.

It would be worse for longer if hurricane season started later, consider man.

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

Merry Christmas to all my VJ friends here.

Gracias and the same, si man.

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

@TBoneTX, I hope you got the present I sent, and the check too!

We have quite enough Pre-Owned Toilet Seats of our own, gracias anyway man.

If you want that seat to be revived fashionably, you underpaid,  man!