Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,567]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

-----

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

First doc caucus was orthopedic, need body-transplant we man.

Doc refused to inject our aching wrists, case of awristed development man.

Instead referred us for Many sessions of Occupational Therapy,  man.

 

Lunch was at Panera Bread, first time there man.

All staff and most customers looked like rejects from hippie days, weird man.

We went to see how much a long-lost gift card had on it, inquire we man.

Card was so old that it had too many numbers to check, must call HQ we man.

We consumed a Tuna Salad sandwich, ingest we man.

Prices nothing to write home about unless gift card ultimately has something on it, conclude we man.

 

Went to Aldi to return unwanted slippers for Mama T-B., long wait inside man.

Store was completely mobbed at 1 p.m. on a Tuesday, unbelievable man.

 

Was several minutes late for second doc caucus, sinus CT man.

CT normal, They X-Rayed Our Head And Found Nothing man.

Had audiology test, The Better To Hear You With man.

We have "moderate to moderately severe hearing-loss,"        man.

We went aysheep and were completely depressed,  man.

They urged us to get hearing-aids, $Many,000 therefor man.

 

We called Mama T-B. about it, we man call senior she man man.

Mama T-B. told us to use these results as baseline and to retest in a year, sensible senior she man man.

We can still hear if people don't mumble while turned away from us, conclude we man.

We are less aysheep than before, si yet sigh man.

Returned to casa in time for an under-hour siesta, crucial necessity man.

 

Many (2+1) old guys were out walking, si man.

First one said, "Windy, isn't it, huh man?" si man.

The second one said, "No, it's Thursday, si man!" si man.

The Many'rd one said, "So am I, si man.  Let's go get a beer, si man!" si man.

 

Din-din was shepherd's pie from Aldi, new din-din ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. heartily high-Many'd us afterward, approving wee man man.

 

Movie night was Just Go With It, very good man.

Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to Many (2x2x2) popcorns for the week already, just 2 more needed for quota man.

 

Junior Chica from south Texas texted us that she misses us, major admission man.

We told her that this made us feel good, admit we man to JC man man.

JC responded with smiling foto of JC's self, hope springs eternal in we man man.

 

Nothing formal on calendar for Wednesday, no man.

We shall probably take care of nagging administrative poop, si man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.