Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,571]

10 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Score-rubia-twicing Bro G man!  Score-rubia-twicing, score-rubia-twicing Bro G man!

 

Really doesn't take much. 

 

Amazing good looks or

 

a fancy car or

 

a huge....... wallet.

[TBoneTX 45,381]

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

a huge....... wallet

Rubias like these, $i and $igh man.

[TBoneTX 45,381]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We slept poorly yet again, sigh man.

We did not leave the casa all day, perfect Sunday man.

 

Miu was again vocal and demanding,  man.

We assured miu that Big Brudduh was arriving later, assure we man vocal miu man.

This did not help much, comprehension-gapped we and miu man man.

 

Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest carnivorous we man.

Conquered the one LL, light week man.

Watched football game, watch we man.

Consumed 2 bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest foolish we man.

Siesta taken, rather restorative man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. brought Mini-B., start of Two Guys week man.

Ex-she man also brought leftovers from the Rojo's Thanksgiving gig, donation man.

Din-din was these, ingest we man.

 

Dished and de-dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Mini-B. claimed hunger, why didn't he do so before we dished the warsher man.  

Mini-B.'s din-din was onecan of Chef B. S+Ms, ingest wee man man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Must take Mama T-B. to Walmart Optical on Monday morn, we man chauffeur senior she man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[mam521 2,066]

On 11/30/2024 at 12:44 AM, TBoneTX said:

we hate winter man.

What's this winter you speak of?  It's stunningly beautiful outside 🌞...no more devil's ball sack heat and humidity and you said it yourself - barely sweatband weather these days!  

 

Winter comes in Jan or Feb when people with underinflated summer slicks and water in their windshield washer reservoir begin to panic about whether their antifreeze is right for "freezing temps" 🤦‍♀️.

 

We got our 🎄 tree on Wednesday because people are weird here and they are likely nearly sold out at the tree place near the house. We got there an hour and a half after it opened and there were SOLD tags on at least a quarter of the lot that were out!  Kid1 and I were highly entertained when a family bought a large tree but brought a small truck to take it home.  There were half a dozen or so people trying to engineer a solution to get the tree fastened to the truck for transport.  

 

We didn't know how things were going to go with the junior cat, but he's content to lay under the tree.  He's only pulled the one dinosaur ornament off like 3 times.  There's a fight between him and the old lady Siam over real estate laying under the tree.  

[TBoneTX 45,381]

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

What's this winter you speak of?  It's stunningly beautiful outside

Texas winter, not Canadian winter, si and no mam ma'am.

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

there were SOLD tags on at least half-of-half of the lot that were out

Egregious P-Math error precised, si and see and  mam ma'am.

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

He's only pulled the one dinosaur ornament off like Many times

Egregious P-Math error precised, si and see and  mam ma'am.

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

There's a fight between him and the old lady Siam over real estate laying under the tree.  

Miu T-B. occupied our office chair all afternoon/evening, could miu not sleep anywhere else man.

[TBoneTX 45,381]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

We were to take Mama T-B. to Walmart Optical to order Many (2+1) pairs of lenses, si man.

Mama T-B. had indicated a need for eyedrops, quick trip to pharmacy area man.

 

We up-picked Mama T-B. at Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., appointed time man.

Had to wait <1 hour at W. Optical for service, look at new frames man.

Appointment took <1 hour, Many lenses to discuss man.

 

So far, so good, si man.

However, see this man:

 

Mama T-B. came with a whole list of items to shop for,  man.

They were literally in all Many (2+2) corners of the store,  man.

She wanted to get them in order of her list, not store-layout order, finally convince otherwise we man.

She tried on Many (2+2+2) shoes & slippers and again found none that fit, disappointing man.

We had eaten nothing and were not only quite hangry but almost reeling with lightheadedness, reel we man.

We're certain that we ruined her "day out," rare and almost certainly a treat for senior she man man.

We wish that she had told us in advance of these plans, consequently prepare better we man.

We were quite irritable and had her in tears by the end,  we man.

 

We didn't return to the casa until half-of-half till Many (2+1) p.m., Many-&-a-half hours out man.

There was no time to eat or siesta, no man.

We fed miu and prepared to de-skool Mini-B., no respite man.

 

Din-din was the remaining 2/Many'rds of the bag of Birdseye garlic chicken from Costco, ingest Two Guys man.

It was not consumed a moment too soon, ingest Two Guys man.

We finally felt better, good grief man.

And we feel awful how we treated Mama T-B., sigh man.

 

Movie night was the first Many (2+1) half-of-halves of an NBA game, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Must arise at o'dark-Many on Tuesday to take Mini-B. to Band rehearsal,  man.

No formal Tuesday plans otherwise, up-catch on various administrative stuff we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[mam521 2,066]

11 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Miu T-B. occupied our office chair all afternoon/evening, could miu not sleep anywhere else man.

She had spoken.  It was HER chair.  Back off and find your own...sheesh 🤣

 

What kind of slippers/shoes is Mama T-B looking for?  And what have been the fit challenges? 

[TBoneTX 45,381]

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

She had spoken.  It was HER chair.  Back off and find your own...sheesh 🤣

Miu is doing it again at this writing, si and sigh and miu man.

We have taken our seat and put it in a(nother) chair, si mam ma'am.

 

General rules of life, see man:

1.  Heaven frowns on he or she who awakens a sleeping miu, si man.

2.  Having a female miu certainly prepares one for a girlfriend or wife, almost no comparison man.

[TBoneTX 45,381]

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

What kind of slippers/shoes is Mama T-B looking for?

Senior she man wants slippers with a high back on them, stay on man.

Senior she man wants "deck"-type shoes that slide on, si mam ma'am.

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

what have been the fit challenges?

She used to be size Many but now only size Many fit, si and sigh man.

Even when there's toe room in front, something hurts her right little toe, si and sigh man.

 

We think that the slide-on Skechers might work, except for price man.

Mama T-B. is even more parsimonious than are we, financially savvy senior she man.

And those Skechers have backs probably too high, dunno we man.

 

We have done Walmart twice with no luck, no and no man.

We have tried Amazon exhaustively with no luck, no and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,381]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Got Mini-B. to Band practice at o'dark-Many, drowsy Two Guys man.

We returned to the casa and rapidly attempted a siesta, semisuccessful zzz man.

 

Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Went to Walgreens on an errand, errand we man.

Went to nearby Kroger for stuff for Mama T-B., mentioned and desired man.

We hoped to enter surreptitiously while she was at lunch, covert we man.

However, she was there, surprise man.

We pantried the requested diet root beer, pantry we man.

We gave her the surprise brownies at full price, donate we man.

Mama T-B. beefed about the price, surprise surprise surprise man.

We told her that it was partial atonement for acting like a poophead on Monday, relief man.

Stayed to help Mama T-B. log back in to login.gov, got kicked off senior she man.

We think that we repaired our reputation and guilty conscience, heaven takes note of these things man.

 

Returned to casa for siesta #2, decently successful zzz we man.

De-skooled Mini-B., Two Guys man.

Din-din was precooked Costco bacon + loaded potato skins, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was half of another NBA game, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes a promising Many (2x2x2) weekly popcorns and it's only Tuesday, quota almost assured man.

 

Now why can't/won't miu sleep anywhere but in our computer chair, sore butt from alternative we man?

 

No particular plans for Wednesday, no man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.