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[TBoneTX 45,381]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2+1) beef taquitos that we found in our freezer, ingest we man.

Surprisingly not-unhealthy ingredients, astonished we man.

 

Went to hardware store, go we man.

Went to mall to get watch battery changed, done and expensive man.

Tried fruitlessly for walk-in optometric refraction exam, come back or call later man.

Went to Costco for Many (2+2) items, place absolutely mobbed on Thursday at noon man.

 

Attempted siesta thereafter, unsuccessful man.

 

A Many-year-old chica is corresponding with us, not a rubia man.

Film at Many o'clock, stay tuned man.

 

Din-din was an entire Costco sausage-&-beef lasagna, purchased today and ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. got full in a hurry, so we had the rest of his plus rest of the tray, ingest and sluggish we man.

 

Mini-B. spent most of evening doing V.R., engaged wee man man.

We corresponded further with chica, not a rubia man.

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs and an ES for Friday, light pickins man.

We shall duly report nevertheless, dutiful we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Edited November 22 by TBoneTX

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Friday GS/ES report, see man:

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs and an ES for Friday, light pickins man.

We attended all, dutiful we man.

 

The ES and one GS yielded the take, see man:

  -- Manycans (toucans + onecan) Progresso soup; NIP Centrum Silver vitamins = 

          $2 + half a buck, steal man

  -- 2 T-shirts for Mini-B.; magnifying glass with wooden handle = $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($2+2+1 + half a buck

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Thrilling non-GS/ES Friday-on-Saturday report, see man:

 

We awoke at our lowest weight in a Manycade or longer, disappearing we man.

There's nothing that we can eat, frustrated/worried we man.

 

Lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man.

 

After GS-/ES-ing, delivered pills to Uncle T-B., Amazon Lite we man.

 

Spent all afternoon texting with another Many-year-old chica, again not a rubia man.

(Yesterday's chica tied up with other obligations, apprise she man we man man.)

No afternoon siesta for us, exhausted we man.

 

After de-skooling Mini-B., begged out of football for a siesta, zzz we man.

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, traditional Friday fare and ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was Paul Blart's Mall Cop 2, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallied to Many (2x2x2x2 -1) bowls for the week, quota handsomely exceeded man.

 

Spent more hours corresponding with a Many-year-old chica who lives out of town, correspond we man.

She is not a rubia but sounds highly promising, more mature than the others man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and Many (2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. retrieves Mini-B. in the a.m., road trip with the Rojo man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Edited November 23 by TBoneTX

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Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and Many (2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Attended just the first 2 ESs, itinerary truncated for reason* man.

     *see Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, q.v. man

Nothing remotely of interest, oh well man.

Total = $0

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Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Today was the Many'th (2x2x2x2 +2+1th) anniversary of losing Papa T-B., sigh man.

Awoke at yet another lowest recent body-weight, this might never stop man.

 

Was contacted by Many-year-old chica for a 2 p.m. lunch, contact she man we man man.

We thus hit only our first 2 itineraried ESs, self-truncate we man.

Outing with chica was disappointing, oh well man.

But it was our first date in Many (2x2x2x2x2) months, finally broke the seal man.

 

Returned to casa whipped from fighting traffic, where's our dashboard-mounted nuclear incendiary device man.

Outraged miu demanded miu-lunch, How Dare You Be So Late Daddy miu man.

Took late siesta, highly necessary man.

 

Din-din (at Many p.m.) was Manycans (toucans Campbell's chicken noodle soup + onecan Progresso c.n. soup), ingest we man.

We have decided that if we must sacrifice any lab reading, it will be sodium, can't eat anything anyway man.

 

Mama T-B. wants multiple quotes on eyeglass lenses, isn't 2 enough man?  

She also needs shoes & slippers but can't walk into big stores, sigh man.

She refuses to use the motorized carts even if one were available, which they aren't man.

Online attempts have resulted in multiple returns,  man.

Advice is solicited, please man.

 

Other Many-year-old chica appears ready to arrange an in-person caucus, hopeful we man.

No Sunday plans except to visit Mama T-B. briefly and to watch football, need to laze we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, no man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,571]

On 11/22/2024 at 1:32 AM, TBoneTX said:

Lunch was the remaining Many (2+2+1) beef taquitos that we found in our freezer, ingest we man.

 

A Many-year-old chica is corresponding with us

 

Din-din was an entire Costco sausage-&-beef lasagna

 

 

ah, I see.....

 

On 11/23/2024 at 1:15 AM, TBoneTX said:

There's nothing that we can eat

 

LOL

 

On 11/23/2024 at 1:15 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

Spent all afternoon texting with another Many-year-old chica

 

So they are cougars?  

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8 hours ago, Neonred said:

ah, I see.....

"Once we were blind, but now we can si, man."  Unless the answer is no, oj tak or oj nie man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

LOL

This is NOT funny, no man.  As stated, we are o'd-ing on sodium-laden products as the least of the evils, sigh man.

8 hours ago, Neonred said:

So they are cougars? 

Quite the opposite, whee* man.

     *in theory, see man

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa all day, no man.

Felt lousy probably from allergens on Saturday, blecch man.

Got late start on chores and really paid for it,  man.

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup and onecan of sardines, ingest (sodium) we man.

Watched football game, sucky loss man.

Took demanding phone call from Mama T-B.,  man.

Took siesta amidst juggling LLs, zzz we man.

Din-din was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, again need to resort to those man.

Finally finished chores just minutes ago, thought they'd never end man.

 

No plans for Monday unless Many-year-old chica* indicates availability, no or si man.

     *not a rubia, sigh man

No party with the rubias tonight, chored-out we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Edited November 25 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,381]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see man:

 

Many-year-old chica was a waste of time, won't even meet her man.

We were bummed but really shouldn't have been, saved ourself a lot of time man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m.) was a large 'roni 'za*, blow diet we man.

     *bought on special, financially savvy we man

An overslept siesta was then taken, over-zzz we man.

 

Replaced Many (2+1) laser-printer cartridges,  we man.

Arranged Starbucks rendezvous on Tuesday with Many-year-old chica, not a rubia man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,571]

On 11/25/2024 at 12:53 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup and onecan of sardines

🤮

[TBoneTX 45,381]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

🤮

Wimp, who lives on a peninsula, too, no less.

Costco sardines are high-quality and quite tasty, ingest whenever miu isn't looking we man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Breakfast was the last Many (2+1) slices of 'roni 'za, ingest while off-fending interested miu we man.

 

Met Many-year-old chica in early afternoon, meet we and she man.

Very cute* and much rapport, obvious man.

     *despite being far from a rubia, forgiven in her case man

We shall see her again, si to see she man man.

 

Late siesta attempted, partially successful man.

Late din-din was Tuna Glop**, ingest we man.

     **rice bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man

 

Another Many-year-old chica wants to see us on Saturday, cooperate we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, cavort with cute chica earlier we man.

Wednesday is Thanksgiving lunch*** at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s, over-ingest certainly we man.

     ***ex-Mrs.-T-B. probably lunching with the Rojo on Thursday, presume we man

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,571]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Costco sardines are high-quality and quite tasty, ingest whenever miu isn't looking we man.

 

Just the thought (or maybe the smell) is breath taking.

[Neonred 3,571]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 who lives on a peninsula, too, no less.

 

About 22.5 million people

[TBoneTX 45,381]

19 hours ago, Neonred said:

Just the thought (or maybe the smell) is breath taking.

Hey, great idea, inspirational man:  Sardine-flavored breath mints, si man!

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