Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Got Mini-B. to sectional, arise at o'dark-Many Two Guys man.

The early arising enabled unrushed readying to chauffeur Mama T-B., timely we man.

 

Lunch was 2 lasagna slices brought Sunday eve by ex-Mrs.-T-B., ingest we man.

A nice siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

After Mini-B. returned from skool, we were called by ###'t. Prinsipul, follow-up to last week man.

Mini-B. will be, uh, in suspense for 2 days,  man.

Prinsipul and we had very productive chat, si man.

Mini-B. seems to understand that he must take his medicine, up-growing wee man man.

 

Din-din was 2 Hungry Man boneless fried chicken frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

Dessert was too many red grapes, juicy man.

 

Mini-B. declined outdoor football but agreed to indoor Nerf football, lively Two Guys game man.

Miu joined in by excitedly zooming around the playing area, excited miu man.

 

Got Mini-B. embedded on time, tired wee man man.

 

Party with the rubias imminently, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[mam521 2,057]

School starts way too flippin' early.  Kid2 was on the struggle bus something fierce today. He had to be woken multiple times and then once his behind did get moving, he ranted and growled like a rabid bear.  

 

I don't even make him ride the school bus because it would pick him up at 6am...school starts at 7:16am.  But still - both kids have to be up long before the first light of day.  It's ridiculous and there's apparently a recent study done in Virgina, I believe the doctor told us, that essentially proved suicide rates decreased in teenagers that attended school during hours that were more suited to their natural circadian rhythms.  

[TBoneTX 45,258]

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

it would pick him up at Many am

Cruel & unusual punishment, agree we with mam ma'am man!

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

school starts at Many:Many am

Crueler and unusualler punishment, agree we with mam ma'am man!

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

suicide rates decreased in Manyagers that attended school during hours that were more suited

We can see the sense in this, agree we with mam ma'am man!

 

Bad P-Math-violating mam ma'am!  Bad, BAD P-Math-violating P-MATH-VIOLATING mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest we and waistline will regret it later man.

A nice siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. had an OK day at skool, si man.

 

Din-din was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, and ghastly "beef schnitzel" patties, ingest first and gag on latter Two Guys man.

We will not repeat that purchase, no man.

Din-din was redeemed by Aldi chocolate cake for dessert, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

These + 2 from Two Guys Eve last week = Many (2+2+1), halfway to quota man.

 

On Wednesday, we must take Mama T-B. to another doctor, chauffeur we man senior she man man.

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,092]

On 9/24/2024 at 11:49 AM, mam521 said:

School starts way too flippin' early.

 

If we get mini-Dave into year-round school (and the schedule doesn't change), he'd start at 9:20, which is probably a bit late if PRG insists that's too young to take the bus, but workable as long as she's still working Pacific time hours. Or they've got before-school programs too, I guess.

 

Only a few more weeks until local school district starts taking enrollment forms for next year, and I want to do that ASAP because I need to do that to apply for year-round school (it's literally a couple of blocks down the street from the elementary school he'd go to otherwise).

 

How is he less than a year from starting kindergarten already?

 

[Ontarkie 14,216]

On 9/24/2024 at 10:49 AM, mam521 said:

School starts way too flippin' early.  Kid2 was on the struggle bus something fierce today. He had to be woken multiple times and then once his behind did get moving, he ranted and growled like a rabid bear.  

 

I don't even make him ride the school bus because it would pick him up at 6am...school starts at 7:16am.  But still - both kids have to be up long before the first light of day.  It's ridiculous and there's apparently a recent study done in Virgina, I believe the doctor told us, that essentially proved suicide rates decreased in teenagers that attended school during hours that were more suited to their natural circadian rhythms.  

 Same thing here, it's nuts. Another reason I'm glad we homeschool them. The Tornado doesn't get up until noon most days. I was told some BS story about it is because or working parents. Which is total BS because most still have to use before and aftercare since school still doesn't match up to working hours. 

Back home they had a high school that did not start until 10am and there was still wiggle room depending on certain classes. 

[TBoneTX 45,258]

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

school still doesn't match up to working hours

Not to get political in this thread, but we think that this is the biggest, and most rarely discussed, factor in the alleged or actual "women are paid less than men" observation, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

4 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

How is he less than a year from starting kindergarten already?

They grow up SO fast, si and sigh DA man.

 

We would give a lot just to be able to turn back time and cuddle Infant Mini-B. in our arms again for even a few minutes, reminisce we man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We indeed re-crossed the weight Mendoza Line, fractionally man.  

Awoke feeling awful, unsure why except perhaps too much partying with the rubias man.

Even took temperature twice, Many degrees both times man.

Breakfast was a sliced-turkey sandwich, didn't help much man.

We decided that we needed more zzz, back to bed after skool run man.

 

In the hour-plus that we had allocated, the following happened, see man:

       1.  A text beeped,  man.

       2.  A loud yard crew began its infernal work,  man.

Many.  Someone rang the doorbell,  man.

 

Our siesta was rather hosed, to say the least man.  

 

We managed to get to Mama T-B. right on time, midday doc caucus for senior she man man.

Mama T-B. lectured us about the usual Many items but without much yelling, minor miracle man.

 

Returned to casa at 2 p.m., treat/lunch expectant miu man.

Lunch/din-din for us was Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

A second siesta was more successful than the first, some improvement man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. + amigo to basketball camp, non-Two-Guys eve man.

Dished and de-dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Mini-B. embedded earlier than deadline, minor miracle man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

Nothing formal scheduled for Thursday in case we are sick, opportune man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[mam521 2,057]

17 hours ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

How is he less than a year from starting kindergarten already?

Kid1 is graduating this year and we've been applying to universities...not sure how in the h-e double hockey sticks that happened!

[TBoneTX 45,258]

6 hours ago, mam521 said:

Kid1 is graduating this year and we've been applying to universities...not sure how in the h-e double hockey sticks that happened!

They grow up $o fa$t, $i and $igh mam ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Overnight, miu left 2 feather-rollers on our floor, Daddy Wake Up And Play With Me miu man.

 

Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we man.

An uninterrupted 2-hour siesta was then taken,  man.

 

Mini-B.'s teechurs have an in-service day on Friday, no skool and a Many-day weekend for wee man man.

 

Din-din was canned ham*, tater tots, & baked beans, ingest Two Guys man.

     *obtained from a recent ES, financially savvy we man

 

Mini-B. & we played first basketball and then football outside, bond Two Guys man.

Later, we played mini-hoop inside, bond Two Guys man.

We made Many (2+2) out of Many (2x2x2x2) shots from upstairs railing, proficient we man.

 

Rant, rant we man:

We like to itinerary our ESs early and in full, organized and efficient we man.

Our ES website usually published all Friday ESs on Thursday, standard practice man.

Only exception is one psychotic (really) ES lady who waits till early Friday a.m., inconvenient man.

This week, Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- ESs won't be published till Friday a.m.,  man.

This had better be an unhappy coincidence,  man.

We do not relish arising at o'dark-Many just to itinerary our ESs with foggy morning-brain, no man.

We shall report back regarding whether this becomes an outrageous pattern,  we man.

So far, we have Many (2+1) ESs itineraried for Friday, but this might change with the ultimate route,  man.

 

We shall see how late Mini-B. agrees to embed himself, stay-up-lating wee man man.

No party with the rubias, no cavort when must arise to itinerary ESs we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We hurriedly itineraried Many (2+2) ESs this morning, scurry and hurry we man.

 

The Many'th (2+2th) yielded the take, see man:

 -- partial jug All laundry soap, full bottle rubbing-alcohol, full box cotton swabs, 

          half-roll wax paper, warshcloth = $Many ($2+2+1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Mini-B. had no skool, in-service teechur day man.

Convinced Mini-B. to join us on the ES run, amazingly successful we man.

 

The first ES was run by the lady who had sold us Mini-B.'s new desk, opportune man.

We introduced Mini-B. and had him thank ES lady, appreciative ES lady she man.

 

After last ES (in FST), went to FST restaurant for lunch, Two Guys experience man.

Mini-B. had the half-pound hamburger, ingest wee man.

We had chopped hamburger steak + double green beans, ingest we man.

Two Guys were too full for pie for dessert, sated Two Guys man.

 

Went to FST supermarket, second consecutive week for we man man.

Mini-B. got some Body Armor and Kool-Aid bottles on sale, satisfied wee man.

We got some other needed items, satisfied we man.

 

On way back, stopped at Academy Sports to look at new Crocs for Mini-B., growing wee man man.

He found some, rather expensive man.  

At register, cashierette offered $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 -2) off if we got store credit card, hmm man.

We of course jumped at this, financially savvy we man.

Mini-B. loved his Crocs and we loved the price, satisfied Two Guys man.

 

At the casa, Mini-B. wanted to invite amigo over, agree we man.

Amigo stayed for Many (2+1) hours, satisfied wee men man.

They were quiet enough for us to take a dead-to-the-world siesta, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Costco angusburgers, traditional Two Guys Friday din-din man.

 

Movie night was more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

One more bowl is needed for an official 2-digit-bowl week, almost certainly achievable man.

 

We noted that casa A/C wasn't cooling casa, uh-oh and service call we man.

We expect a callback on $aturday, $adly nece$$ary man.

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+2+1) ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Mini-B. may go over to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s, advisable if A/C on the fritz man.

 

It was a great Two Guys day, agree Two Guys man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,258]

Thrilling Saturday ES report, see man:

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+2+1) ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Because of mandatory delays (see Thrilling Saturday non-ES report to follow, see man), we attended only the Many (2+2+1) ESs, attend we man.

 

The first, Many'rd, and Many'th (2+2+1th) ESs yielded the take, prodigious man:

 

 -- leather belt, 2 Craftsman screwdrivers, NIP box Cascade dish powder, Many (2+2) NIP 

          specialty dish-liquids, 2 NWT pants for Mini-B., NWT KitchenAid can-opener, zipper 

          coin-holder = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2+2+1), deal man

 -- NIP Many-pack ([2x2x2x2]-pack) drink cups, NIP Sunbeam electric can-opener, 

          2-hole desk organizer = $Many ($2x2x2), steal man

 -- 2 NWT Nautica warshcloths, toucans chicken noodle soup, onecan Cream of Potato soup, 

          onecan Many-bean ([2+1]-bean) salad, onepack microwave Rice-A-Roni, plastic 

          matzoh box = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2x2 +2)