Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,259]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'm on VACATION!!

May you vacate well and return quite vacant, si man.

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

I'm sleeping with the boss.

And she's a rubia, si and whee man!   

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

No phone calls from grumpy patients.

You turn on your phone right now and attend to your grumpy patients, si man!

Bad indolent avoidant Bro G man!  Bad, BAD indolent INDOLENT avoidant AVOIDANT Bro G man!   

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man:

 

Took Uncle T-B. for cataract follow-up, chauffeur senior he man we man man.

Uncle T-B. has Many/Many uncorrected vision in that eye, envious we man.

Took him to the optical lady, helpful she man.

She found Uncle T-B. some amazing frames at 2/Many'rds off, part of optometrist buyout man.

Sadly, Medicare pays for almost nothing unless both eyes are cataracted,  man.

Still, Uncle T-B. will come out pretty well for $Many00, oh well man.

New glasses to be ready in a couple of weeks, should be great man.

 

Casa-health nooser visited Uncle T-B. after we left, si man.

She reported that all seemed pretty good, si man.

Fizzicle therapist will see Uncle T-B. on Friday, si man.

 

We bought cork grease for Mini-B. at music store, needed by wee man man.

We decided to get our hairs cut, cut-hairing place nearby man.

We had not visited there for Many (2+2+2) years, said they man.

When we saw the prices, we were reminded why, outrageous man!  

It would almost be worth going bald, good grief man.

 

Had some EE Savings Bonds to redeem, matured bonds man.

Went to very proximal bank branch, should have gone farther to other one man.

Tellerette gave us a hard time and had to keep consulting her gurus by phone,    man.

Other branch could do these in their sleep, self-remind ourself man.

However, we have just 2 more sets of bonds to redeem, one in January one in over a year man.

 

Got to casa at 2 p.m., late man.

Serviced demanding miu, then showered, warsh hair we man.

Breakfast/lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, indict all but the cheese and ingest we man.

Got decent siesta before getting in skool line to retrieve Mini-B., zzz we man.

 

When we were in the skool line, ex-Mrs.-T-B. texted, "Don't forget Mini-B., no man,"  man.

We texted back, "The malos (pay them their ransom!) are waiting for him, si man," si man.

 

Mini-B. sick of skool already, bored wee man man.

We told him to just wait until the assignments start flooding in, just wait man.

 

Din-din was tater tots, root beer, and "Korean BBQ-style beef in bulgogi sauce," Costco purchase man.

We belatedly realized that a skillet was called for, stovetop instructions man.

Casa stovetop is used for storage, easy reach for bowls cups et al. man.

We consulted ChatGPT for nuking-instructions, good move man.

Instructions led to acceptable/edible result, ingest Two Guys man.

Dessert was the other half of the Aldi chocolate cake, ingest Two Guys man.

We probably won't buy this beef again, but it was fine for Two Guys variety, agree Two Guys man.

 

Just after din-din, ex-Mrs.-T-B. texted to inquire into our welfare, helicoptering ex-she man man.

We wrote, "Great, and different, Two Guys din-din!", si man.

At bedtime, she texted again to inquire into our welfare, helicoptering ex-she man man.

We wrote, "Two Guys!  Many rubias!", si man.

 

We have itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, not many proximal and we don't want to drive far this week man.

No party with the rubias tonight, too late and too tired we man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

 

[Neonred 3,562]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

And she's a rubia, si and whee man!   

 

It's the same one night after night after night.

You, on the other hand, have many almost every night.😜

[TBoneTX 45,259]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

It's the same one night after night after night.

You, on the other hand, have many almost every night.😜

Most of whom need to be replaced after varying durations, si and whee and then  man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We attended one of the 2 itineraried ESs, see reasoning below man.

 

We got started at noon, delayed by phone calls man.

First ES fruitful, see the take man:

  -- U.S./Europe power-convertor, Many-language translation tablet, pocket-sized magnifier 

          = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), deal if all work man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2)

 

GPS toward rather far-away #2 ES took us by favorite small thrift shop, stop we man.

It was part of errands anyway for donation, generous we man.

Went into store to look for Mini-B. clothes, none to buy man.

On whiteboard was "End Tables, Many% off," half% + half-of-half% off man.

We saw a marble-top table for $Many00, discount off that man.

We got it as follows with tax, see man:

 -- marble-top end table = $Many ($[2 Manyzen] +2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($[2 Manyzen] +2+1)

 

We considered The Take to have been acceptable, no need to hit #2 ES man.

Furthermore, we had more errands and wanted time to siesta, priorities man.

(Completed other errands in time for decent siesta, zzz we man.)

We were pleased with The Take, acceptable man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

ES doings as reported, q.v. man.

Lunch was BK WUOC, ingest financially savvy we man.

All errands accomplished, successful we man.

Mini-siesta accomplished, briefly zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Costco angusburgers + root beer, ingest Two Guys man.

Backyard football was played briefly thereafter, Mini-B. out of shape man.

Movie night was more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes Many (2x2x2 +2) for the week, acceptable double-digit quota attained man.

 

We have not even looked for Saturday ESs/GSs, exhausted we man.

Very few were proximal, wait till next weekend we man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, out-wiped we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man:

 

Our only day to sleep in, interrupted by next-door lawn service we man.

Rant,  man:  Every casa's lawn services should show up at noon on the same day,  man.

Mini-B. lazed in his bed while we grumpily arose, laze wee man and   we man.

 

To not waste a shower, we mowed the front lawn, mow we man.

 

While off-cooling under the ceiling fan, we saw the preseason football game come on, see we man.

We called to Mini-B. to come watch it, call wee man we man man.

It was noon, and we asked what Mini-B. wanted for breakfast/lunch, ask wee man we man man.

Mini-B. said, "When watching football, we should have popcorn, si man," si man.

 

We were reminded of the Two Guys Mantra/Anthem, see man:

     "We're Two Guys, si man!

     "We eat what we want when we want, si man!

     "We fart wherever we want whenever we want, si man!

     "We leave the toilet seat up, si man!

     "And, in our casa, no girl can tell us what to do -- not even Mommy, no man!"

We applied Line 2 to our reasoning and made popcorn for breakfast/lunch, One of Two Guys we man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This made Many (2x2x2 +2+2+1) bowls for the week, respectable quota man.

 

We showered/shaved at halftime, good choice man.

At half-past 2, we and Mini-B. left the casa to pick one of Mini-B.'s local amigos, 2 wee men man.

We finished watching football and retired for a siesta, zzz we man.

At almost Many (2+2+2) p.m., we returned amigo, return extra wee man Two Guys man.

 

We could have prepared din-din per menu, would have ingested every planned din-din in order man.

However, we wanted Popeye's, crave we man.

We and Mini-B. went straight from amigo's casa to Popeye's, si man.

The drive-through and window personnel were blinkin' idiots, hose our orders man.

Our drinks and one order were wrong,  at the casa upon discovery we man.

However, both were bought WUOC, financially savvy we man.   

We probably hosed our weight and diet, hesitant to weigh ourself tonight we man.

 

Mini-B. declined offers of backyard football and another movie night, video-gaming wee man man.

We researched CD rates online for hours, addictive activity man.

Got Mini-B. embedded very late, surely tired on Sunday wee man man.

 

Visit to Mama T-B. on Sunday, mandatory man.

Mama T-B. got a new phone and is aysheep about it, champion-worrier senior she man man.

Mini-B. will know how to activate it, proficient wee man man.

And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday-on-Monday report, see man:

 

The day was consumed by Mama T-B.'s stuff,  man.

Background, see man:

 -- Mama T-B. had to replace old ManyG phone with a ManyG, obsolescence soon man.

 -- Mama T-B. aysheep about large size of new phones, not as small as old one man.

 -- Mama T-B. insistent upon keeping Tracfone, Many,000 minutes accrued man.

 -- Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had visited to help Mama T-B. order Motorola phone, aysheep senior she man.

 -- Mama T-B. reviewed Motorola tutorial and was overwhelmed, return Motorola man.

 -- With a Many-day return window, Mama T-B. insisted that we return it now, insistent senior she man.

 -- New Samsung Tracfone ordered and arrived, oh great man.

 -- This wasn't even the beginning of the fun, no man.  

 

Mama T-B. had asked us to retrieve an Rx on the way over, OK man.

We got stuck in the drive-through line behind someone who should have gone inside,  man.

Rant, see man:  Why do people with difficult issues clog the drive-through line for people who have simple pick-ups, huh man?  

 

Got to Mama T-B.'s, arrive we and Mini-B. man.

It was an hour before noon, point of reference man.

Mama T-B. had new Tracfone unboxed and was already aysheep, out-freaked senior she man.

Mini-B. did what he could, considerable progress man.

However, he couldn't log her on to her e-mail provider, unable wee man man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came at noon, already planned (for half an hour) man.

Ex-she man swapped SIM cards, part of solution man.

However, still no e-mail, no man.

 

Mass caucus adjourned to Mama T-B.'s computer, senior she man ex-she man wee man man.

Port settings were researched, research settings man.

At great length, progress was seemingly made, seeming progress man.

 

By half-of-half after 1 p.m., Mini-B. and we were quite hungry, si man.

Mama T-B. offered to spring for 2 meat-lovers' 'zas from downstairs, go to retrieve we man man.

Mini-B. and we in much better spirits afterward, ingest Two Guys man.

Meanwhile, ex-Mrs.-T-B. continued fixing issues and soothing Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man.

 

By nearly 2 p.m., Mama T-B. sent us to Walmart with old phone + short grocery list, leave we man.

We were told sternly to return immediately with Mama T-B.'s credit card, used to buy phone man.

Mini-B. was to be off-dropped at our casa by ex-Mrs.-T-B., save detour for we man man.

 

At Many (2+1) p.m., we returned from Walmart, successful we man.

Mama T-B.'s credit card was not needed for return, use order number man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and Mini-B. were still there, still soothing aysheep Mama T-B. man.

 

Everyone managed to extricate themselves after Many (2+2) hours, extrication man.

We returned to casa with Mini-B., Sunday plans hosed man.

One laundry load in warsher had fortunately not gotten moldy, long delay man.

 

We hastened to complete already-hectic Sunday chores, laundry change beds et al. man.

We finally gave up trying to recover the schedule and decided to siesta, necessary man.

Siesta surprisingly effective, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Walmart "beef & bean" burritos, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Mini-B. and we actually got to watch AFV, watch Two Guys man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. arrived toward AFV's end, arrive ex-she man man.

Some outdoor football was briefly attempted, si man.

Mini-B. complained about his basketball rim's having been bent during hurricane, beef wee man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. asked for a ladder, hammer, & screwdriver, provide ex-she man we man man.

Ex-she man adjusted rim, fix ex-she man rim man.

Considerable basketball was played, play we man and wee man and ex-she man man.

 

Mini-B. finally left at nearly Many (2x2x2) p.m., end of Two Guys week man.   

Miu immediately became needy, Where's Big Bruddah Huh Daddy man.

We finished laundry at half-past Many (2x2x2 +1) p.m., late man.

We had zero chance of dishing the warsher, first skipped Sunday probably ever man.

And then Mama T-B. texted, "I hate this phone, si man!!!!!", rant senior she man man.

She also wanted us to order a new screen-protector,   man.

 

We must finish all Sunday stuff on Monday, cattywampus week already man.

No prayer of any party with the rubias tonight, no man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

 -- Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had visited to help Mama T-B. order Motorola phone, aysheep senior she man.

 

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came at noon, already planned (for half an hour) man.

Ex-she man swapped SIM cards, part of solution man.

 

senior she man ex-she man wee man man.

 

Meanwhile, ex-Mrs.-T-B. continued fixing issues and soothing Mama T-B., aysheep senior she man.

 

 

Mini-B. was to be off-dropped at our casa by ex-Mrs.-T-B., save detour for we man man.

 

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and Mini-B. were still there, still soothing aysheep Mama T-B. man.

 

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. arrived toward AFV's end, arrive ex-she man man.

 

Mini-B. complained about his basketball rim's having been bent during hurricane, beef wee man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. asked for a ladder, hammer, & screwdriver, provide ex-she man we man man.

Ex-she man adjusted rim, fix ex-she man rim man.

Considerable basketball was played, play we man and wee man and ex-she man man.

 

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B sounds like a wonderful, terrific woman!

[TBoneTX 45,259]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Ex-Mrs.-T-B sounds like a wonderful, terrific woman!

In most aspects, but her chief flaw is that she's not a rubia, no and sigh man.

Ex-she man is an expert with phones, having had her own phone business in Ecu man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches, indict all but the cheese and ingest we man.

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Modified Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

 

We didn't leave the casa until half-past Many (2+2+2) p.m., torpid we man.

Went to Aldi, no tater tots available man.  

Went to other supermarket, no store-brand tater tots available man.  

We did find Many (2x2x2 +2+1) bottles of Powerade Zero grape, consolation man.

We shall complete shopping for next Two Guys week later, oh well man.

 

Dished and de-dished the warsher, Sunday's chore completed man.

Paid bills,  we man.

Catered to needy miu, Feed Me Treat Me Brush Me Play With Me Daddy miu man.

 

We take Uncle T-B. to a doc appointment on Tuesday morn, routine man.

Afterward, we plan to go to Costco, plan we man.

We then plan to go to favorite large thrift store, discount day man.

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

We were active today in Many00-degree heat, Texas weather Many man.

Took Uncle T-B. to doc, nothing unexpected found man.

Refilled Uncle T-B.'s pill caddy, refill we man.

 

Went to Costco, got Many (2+2+1) items man.

Lunch was the Costco footlong hot dog + (Diet) Pepsi, ingest we man.

 

Went to favorite large thrift store, discount day for we man man.

Got Mini-B. Many (2+2) long pants, Many (2+1) L-S shirts, and 2 short pants, buy we man.

We saved $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2x2 + 2+2+1] + half a buck), financially savvy we man.

On way to casa, stopped at Costco Business Center and got Many (2+1) items, shop we man.

Stopped at Big Lots for a new Many-inch ([2+2+2]-inch) desk fan, our old one croaked man.

 

Serviced demanding miu, indignant at Daddy's absence miu man.

Siesta'd for an hour, zzz we man.

Din-din was several tablespoonfuls of Costco chicken salad straight from the tub, ingest we man.

Miu highly interested in Daddy's din-din, off-fend miu we man.

 

Spent Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) minutes on phone with Mama T-B. regarding new phone, aysheep senior she man man.

 

Warshered & am baking Mini-B.'s 2 Manyzen new clothes, must up-hang them subsequently we man.

Miu has been completely aysheep for 2 hours, zoom and miu aysheep miu man.

We are uncertain of what she wants, language barrier man.

We supplied brushing, treats, din-din #1, play, and more play, everything but kitchen sink man.

Maybe we will out-figure it or she will quiesce herself, wait out miu we man.

 

Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man.

No formal plans for Wednesday, amazing man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

We did not leave the casa all day, party-animal we man.

Spent most time on admin stuff for Uncle T-B. and ourself, administrative we man.

Miu much more sedate today, non-aysheep miu man.

 

Lunch was 2 sliced-turkey sandwiches, ingest we man.

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Many tablespoons of Costco chicken salad, ingest we man.

We hope that we have not snacked ourself above the Mendoza weight-line, fingers crossed man.

 

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

Nothing in particular scheduled for Thursday except to itinerary the weekend's ESs, free we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man*.

     *Bad absent Asia!  Bad, BAD absent ABSENT Asia!

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Surprised to be at lowest weight in some time,  svelte we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reported another in-person phone caucus with Mama T-B., ex-she man coach senior she man man.

The exchange that cleared everything up, see man:

   We man:  "Is Mama T-B. happy or still aysheep, huh man?"

   Ex-she man:  "Si, man."     

 

Lazed in torpor for most of the day, indolent we man.

Lunch was 2 sliced-turkey sandwiches, ingest we man.

A siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

The following all in the space of one hour, see man:

At Many p.m., went to Post Office, mail autographed POTS** to enthusiastic fan man.

      **buy yours today, si man!

Retrieved Rx for Uncle T-B., retrieve we man.

Delivered Rx to Uncle T-B., appreciative senior he man.

Retrieved Mini-B. from skool, Two Guys eve man.

 

Had Wendy's coupons, rare occasion man.

Drove with Mini-B. to one Wendy's, none proximal but 2 equidistant man.

Drive-through chica clueless, duh and  we man.

Ended up going inside, Two Guys man.

No other customers, just Two Guys man.

Simple order*** took so long that we got monsooned on when leaving,  Two Guys man.

     *** bought WUOCs, financially savvy we man

Even with coupons, order cost $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2+2) -- si man, $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2+2) --  man.

 

At the casa, both burgers in 2 pieces each, sloppy construction man.  

Mini-B.'s Frosty drink leaking all around lid, sloppy construction man.  

Receipts have $2 off next order at same location if on-line review left, don't know if it's worth it man.

Other equidistant Wendy's so much more competent than this one,  for not going there we man.

 

Miu quite excited at Big Brudduh's presence, excited miu man.

Watched Kentucky Ballistics on YouTube with Mini-B., quite entertaining man.

Mini-B. then played V.R. on his Oculus, involved wee man.

We watched a Many (2+1) Stooges episode, saw it before but still pretty good man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. texted to ask when Mini-B. would be returned, helicopterish ex-she man man.

We texted, "As soon as you pay the overdue ransom to the malos, si man," hee hee man.

 

Returned Mini-B., end of Two Guys eve man.

Found tater tots at supermarket, finally man.

 

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

We have itineraried 2 ESs and trips to FST and favorite medium-sized town for Friday, itinerary we man.

(Many more ESs locally are on Saturday, reason we man.)

And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,259]

Friday ES report, see man:

On 8/22/2024 at 8:55 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 ESs [...] for Friday, itinerary we man.

We attended both ESs, reliable we man.

Nothing found, OK because see Thrilling Friday non-ES report man.