Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Ontarkie 14,205]

8 hours ago, NikLR said:

Hi friends.

 

Long thread.  No read.

 

Have questions... 

 

Will ask once returned from Canada for a much needed vacation.  Regardless, still alive!

 

Welcome back Niki, I hope you are fully re-energized from your vacation.

 

I'm going to Canada in about 3 weeks.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

11 hours ago, NikLR said:

Hi friends.

Long thread.  No read.

Have questions... 

Will ask once returned from Canada for a much needed vacation.  Regardless, still alive!

Niki-B. ma'am!       

 

Correction:  LPoP and unread, no see last post on page we or anyone Niki-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Went to visit Mama T-B., recovering-from-cold senior she man.

Mama T-B. was masked and made Mini-B. wear one, too, overabundantly cautious senior she man.

Mama T-B. badly wanted to hug/kiss Mini-B. and was tearful at not being able to, sad senior she man.

(Mini-B. is off to Ecu for Many [2+1] weeks on Monday, see man.)

We told Mini-B. to text Mama T-B. every day, even briefly man.

 

Mama T-B. fed Mini-B. 2 saved desserts while there, ruin lunch for wee man senior she man.

Our breakfast/lunch/din-din was the remaining Walmart burritos at Many (2+1) p.m., ingest Two Guys man.

We had forgotten all about these burritos, bagged in back of fridge man.

They were expired by a week and had undergone the hurricane power-outage, in addition man.

We over-nuked them, kill any growths on them man.

They upset no one's stomach, financially savvy we man.

Per this and earlier ingestations, we conclude that we need throw out no fridge/freezer food, financially savvy we man.

 

We conquered laundry and dished the warsher, intrepidly domestic we man.

Mini-B. played his computer games, intense wee man man.

We got a nice siesta, zzz we man.

 

Miu was strangely and highly active all day, no daytime zzz for miu man.

Maybe miu knew that Big Bruddah was going away for a long time, critters guess this stuff man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up at usual time, full day at beauty parlor ex-she man.

Like Mama T-B., we got a lump in our throat when saying goodbye to Mini-B., end of Two Guys stuff for a month man.

Similarly, miu became ultra-needy, Where Did Big Bruddah Go Daddy man.

Miu even sat on our lap for some time, needy miu man.

 

Nonstop, continuous parties with the rubias for the next Many days, cavort we man.

We shall also prepare to lose some weight while by ourself, bachelor diet man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

[Ontarkie 14,205]

34 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Went to visit Mama T-B., recovering-from-cold senior she man.

Mama T-B. was masked and made Mini-B. wear one, too, overabundantly cautious senior she man.

Mama T-B. badly wanted to hug/kiss Mini-B. and was tearful at not being able to, sad senior she man.

(Mini-B. is off to Ecu for Many [2+1] weeks on Monday, see man.)

We told Mini-B. to text Mama T-B. every day, even briefly man.

 

Mama T-B. fed Mini-B. 2 saved desserts while there, ruin lunch for wee man senior she man.

Our breakfast/lunch/din-din was the remaining Walmart burritos at Many (2+1) p.m., ingest Two Guys man.

We had forgotten all about these burritos, bagged in back of fridge man.

They were expired by a week and had undergone the hurricane power-outage, in addition man.

We over-nuked them, kill any growths on them man.

They upset no one's stomach, financially savvy we man.

Per this and earlier ingestations, we conclude that we need throw out no fridge/freezer food, financially savvy we man.

 

We conquered laundry and dished the warsher, intrepidly domestic we man.

Mini-B. played his computer games, intense wee man man.

We got a nice siesta, zzz we man.

 

Miu was strangely and highly active all day, no daytime zzz for miu man.

Maybe miu knew that Big Bruddah was going away for a long time, critters guess this stuff man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up at usual time, full day at beauty parlor ex-she man.

Like Mama T-B., we got a lump in our throat when saying goodbye to Mini-B., end of Two Guys stuff for a month man.

Similarly, miu became ultra-needy, Where Did Big Bruddah Go Daddy man.

Miu even sat on our lap for some time, needy miu man.

 

Nonstop, continuous parties with the rubias for the next Many days, cavort we man.

We shall also prepare to lose some weight while by ourself, bachelor diet man.

And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

I'm happy your mom is starting to feel better. 

 

You know I was thinking about your food with that power outage. Some of the things you eat on a regular basis has probably given you an iron stomach. 

 

I bet it was hard tonight with Mini-B going on his trip. Big hugs 🤗

[TBoneTX 45,222]

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I'm happy your mom is starting to feel better. 

She'll be back to normal when she resumes yelling at us daily, si D ma'am.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

You know I was thinking about your food with that power outage. Some of the things you eat on a regular basis has probably given you an iron stomach. 

And some of the things we sell have made us a $uce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon, buy your POTS today man!

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

I bet it was hard tonight with Mini-B going on his trip.

Si, D ma'am.  Mini-B. phoned us to ask us if we could buy him a new iPhone, si and sigh man.  We told him to ask ex-Mrs.-T-B., and he said, "I did, and she's shaming me about it, si man," si man.

4 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Big hugs

Hugs, D ma'am.

[Neonred 3,560]

20 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

 

We had forgotten all about these burritos, bagged in back of fridge man.

They were expired by a week and had undergone the hurricane power-outage, in addition man.

We over-nuked them, kill any growths on them man.

 

🤮 and 💩

[TBoneTX 45,222]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

🤮 and 💩

Wimp, man.  We have consumed 'za that has been left out for many days, so there man.

We have ingested and spoken (and lived to tell about it), iron man we man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

After Mini-B. left, we had to thoroughly brush miu fully Many (2x2x2 -1) -- si man, Many (2+2+2+1) -- times, needy miu man.

 

Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. popped by to pick up Mini-B.'s V.R. Oculus set, risk theft in Ecu man.

It enabled us to hug Mini-B. again and Mini-B. to say goodbye to miu again, si man.

Unfortunately, his departure set off the neediness of the miu anew,  man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. asked for a hug, too, hug ex-she man we man man.

"When we go to Ecu, I miss you, si man," said ex-she man to we man man.

"And then you remember why you divorced us, si man," said we man to ex-she man man.

 

United flight #Many is over Nicaragua/Costa Rica, going Many mph at Many,000 feet, precisely man.

 

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

Din-din was Tuna Glop, ingest we man.

 

We have resolved to lose weight during everyone's Ecu absence, done before on bachelor diet man.

Our planned diet is as follows, see man:

  -- breakfast or downstairs snacks = a banana, foreseeably ingest we man

  -- lunch = onebag nuked mixed vegetables or corn, foreseeably ingest we man

  -- din-din = Tuna Glop or Modified Tuna Glop, foreseeably ingest we man

  -- upstairs snacks = dry Froot Loops, foreseeably ingest we man.

However, we shall probably cheat on Tuesday, devious we man.

Local Chinese buffet* offers half-price buffets on people's birthdays, absolutely irresistible man.

     *not the one with our Chinese "girlfriends," calm down Bro G. man

 

So far today, miu has asked for, see man:

  -- Many (2+1) brushings, at least one more sure to come man

  -- Miu-breakfast, ingest miu man

  -- Two servings of miu-treats, another sure to come man

  -- Two miu-lunches, mess up next Chewy.com auto-order miu man

  -- Miu din-din, very very soon man

At Many a.m. today, miu loudly announced her demand for Daddy to throw feather-rollers,  man.

We should not complain about this, remember euthanasias of previous mius we man.   

 

Raucous, uninhibited party with the rubias tonight and every night, bachelor status we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

[Ontarkie 14,205]

Happy Birthday Tbone hope you spoil yourself a little bit.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

48 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

Happy Birthday Tbone

Gracias, D ma'am.

To those who wonder, we will be precisely Many years old, si man.

49 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

spoil yourself a little bit

Smell our armpits and know that this has been accomplished, si man!   

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Ex-Mrs.-T-B., Mini-B., and the Rojo just landed in Ecu.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Further to our hurricane discussion, see and  man:

https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/07/15/why-is-the-power-still-out-in-houston-n3791822

[Neonred 3,560]

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Local Chinese buffet* offers half-price buffets on people's birthdays, absolutely irresistible man.

     *not the one with our Chinese "girlfriends," calm down Bro G. man

 

You know me too well.

 

Happy birthday!🎂

[TBoneTX 45,222]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

You know me too well.

Si, man.

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

Happy birthday!🎂

Gracias, si man.

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Local Chinese buffet offers half-price buffets on people's birthdays

They claimed, "We've never done that, no man," liars man.  

We got them to give us a different (slighter) discount, financially savvy we man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling (?) Tuesday report, see man:

 

Today was the Many'th (2+2th) anniversary of miu's addition to the family, new miu now familial miu man.

 

After a rough night, we were trying to awaken when Mama T-B. called at the precise moment of our birth, "I was there so I remember" senior she man.

We didn't have time to clear our morning sinus issues and began coughing, no and si man.

Mama T-B. began yelling at us about it, sigh man.

We agreed to deliver groceries at 1 p.m., si man.

 

Uncle T-B. later called, call senior he man we man man.

He wanted to remind us of Amazon Prime Day, no mention of birthday man.

 

Mini-B. texted about Ecu doings but mentioned nothing about birthdays or miu anniversaries, si and no man.

 

Recycle truck failed to empty a dratted thing out of our bin, fortunately still room in there man.

 

Aunt T-B. later called to wish us a happy birthday, gracias senior she man.

 

Went to deliver to Mama T-B., dutiful we man.

Mama T-B. didn't thank us and yelled that today was a deadline for long-requested info, delay we man.

She yelled and lectured and lectured and yelled, lecture yell and yell lecture senior she man.

She ordered us to out-straighten home health care for Uncle T-B., not covered by Medicare man.

We left feeling rather chastened, si man.

 

Delivered Walgreens Rx to Uncle T-B., appreciative senior he man.

He asked us to buy 2 household items, agree we man.

He again said nothing about anybody's birthday, no man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din was at aforementioned Chinese buffet, q.v. man.

We consumed 2 plates piled high with beef/chicken & another of hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man.

We then went to Walmart for Uncle T-B.'s items, dutiful we man.

 

After servicing demanding miu and off-cooling at the casa, we siesta'd, zzz we man.

Afterward, we completed Mama T-B.'s project and answered countless follow-up e-mails, drudgery man.

 

Late at night, Cousinette T-B. texted birthday greetings, gracias man.

 

No wishes from ex-Mrs.-T-B., no man.

No wishes from Mini-B., no man.

We have brushed & played with bored miu several times, more to come man.

This was rather a below-average day, oh well man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no sense in it man.

Need to take Mama T-B. to doctor on Wednesday, dutiful we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.