Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[mam521 2,062]

The power around these parts has been AWFUL.  I asked hubs the other day if he's happy with our generator purchase.  He replied that he was and that he's surprised at how much it's run for non-hurricane related reasons.  

 

On a side note, he and I took a sourdough bread making class yesterday.  It was fun.  It wasn't horribly difficult, but it will take a minute to become efficient at making the bread.  4 ingredients though.  Hub's delight when he eats 4 ingredient bread like he used to in Europe as opposed to the 15 ingredient loaves from the grocery store is near comical.  

 

And yes, I'll be in trouble for my maths being all wrong  

[TBoneTX 45,288]

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

yes, I'll be in trouble for my maths being all wrong  

This is no laughing matter, mam ma'am!   

Insouciant mam ma'am!  Insouciant, INSOUCIANT mam ma'am!

12 hours ago, mam521 said:

The power around these parts has been AWFUL.

More power to you, si mam ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

We and Mini-B. slept in, zzz Two Guys man.

Miu far more quiescent today, quiescent miu man.

 

Took Mama T-B.'s vittles to Mama T-B., occupied all Many arms of Two Guys man.

Mama T-B. beefed because potato cheaps were wavy, not rippled,  senior she man.

Mama T-B. beefed because only Many-oz. animal crackers were available, not Many-oz.,  senior she man.

Mama T-B. gave us 2 spools of white thread to return to Walmart because Hobby Lobby is probably cheaper,  man.

Mama T-B. had only Many additional tasks for us and Mini-B.,  man.

 

At 2 p.m., a ravenous Two Guys down-chowed at Arby's*, usually do takeout man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

Hint, listen man:  Do not order the "crispy chicken" sandwich, no man.

Most of it was composed of slimy lettuce strips that slid off the patty, gross and overserved man.

Mini-B. & we agreed without discussion that this was far under expectation and acceptability, oh well man.

 

Our siesta was delayed by texts from someone who needed our help, much correspondence man.

We shall caucus with him on Tuesday, got that settled man.

 

Din-din was Hungry Man frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

We consumed the meat loaf, ingest we man.

Mini-B. consumed the breaded chicken strips, ingest wee man.

These respective din-dins were far superior to Arby's today, unquestionably man.

 

We shall try to embed Mini-B. at a reasonable hour, still-tired wee man man.

Party with the rubias shall follow, cavort we man.

And that was/is our exciting Monday, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Our POTS customer agreed to show at half-past Many a.m., promise he man.

He then rescheduled for half-past Many p.m., reschedule he man.

He absolutely couldn't wait that long and showed at 1 p.m., fulfilled he man.

No one can resist the allure of a POTS, no man -- buy yours today*, si man!

     *the first Many customers to respond get a handsome 0.000001% discount off full retail, wow man

 

We absolutely had to go to the Post Office, mandatory man.

Lunch was Subway** from the place nearby, ingest Two Guys man.

     **WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

A magnificent siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

We dreamed that we were the first customer in a Many-story ([2+2]-story) casa, whee man.

The casa had elevators, whee man.

We were in the process of scoring bigly when the alarm rang, infernal contraption man.

 

Din-din was nuked corn, air-fried orange chicken, chocolate cake, and root beer, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was another Many episodes of Everybody Hates Chris, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Finally got Mini-B. embedded, milk summer for all it's worth wee man man.

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

And that was/is our Tuesday, report we man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man:

 

Infernal neighbors left their miu outside all last night again, irresponsible [censoreds] man.

 

While entering zzz last night, we heard miuing, typical of Play With Me Daddy man.

In morning, we found 2 feather-rollers by our office chair, where miu expected to find Daddy man.

We made sure to play with miu, enthusiastic miu man.

 

Miu was highly active all morning, feed/brush/play man.

Then miu spent almost entire rest of day zzz-ing, go figure man.

 

We ordered 2 light-sabers for Mini-B., one each funded by us and Mama T-B. man.

Mini-B. will be excited if they arrive next week as promised, new Two Guys activity man.

 

Lunch was PB&J sandwiches, ingest Two Guys man.

We siesta'd thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Around half-past Many p.m., it began to monsoon like an illegitimate male child, holy mackerel man.

It kept up for nearly Many (2+2) hours, wow man.

 

It was non-Two-Guys eve, sigh man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. collected Mini-B., necessary man.

We din-dinned on the remaining breaded chicken strips from the freezer, ingest we man.

 

Movie night was more Everybody Hates Chris episodes, quite good man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes Many (2x2x2x2) for the week, impressive man.

 

In theory, we are within range of our all-time popcorn record, Many (2x2x2x2x2 -2) bowls man.

This would necessitate consuming Many (2+2+1) bowls each of the next Many (2+1) days, hmm man.

Regardless, this is not something that we or Mini-B. are wild to undertake, gastronomic repercussions man.

 

Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man.

And that was/is our exciting Tuesday, report we man.

Edited June 14 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Set our alarm an hour early by mistake,      man.

 

Miu was highly active, oftentimes even aysheep, in the morning, active-often-aysheep miu man.

 

Ran Mama T-B.'s errands, almost Many00% successful man.

Returned to casa for lunch, highly necessary man.

Mini-B. consumed rice + tuna, ingest wee man.

We consumed toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

We & Mini-B. then delivered stuff to Mama T-B., pleased senior she man.

 

From there, we took Mini-B. to the bank, where he completed his first-ever withdrawal slip, momentous man.

This was in prep for his caucus at the mall on Friday with an amigo & amiga, explain we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. will drop off Mini-B. but spy on him, no one better at it than ex-she man man.

 

We siesta'd for just over an hour, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Costco ham slices, Aldi tater tots, BBQ beans, Aldi chocolate cake, & root beer, ingest Two Guys genuine Two Guys din-din man.

Said din-din was warshed down with rt-brr, Two Guys pronunciation of root beer man.

 

We finally warshered/baked/stored our warshable winter jackets, highly delayed action man.

 

Mini-B.'s Star Wars light sabers arrived, one at each casa man.

Mini-B. put both together himself, wee man can actually do things himself when motivated man.

He is very well pleased with the products and their performance, pleased wee man man.

He has thanked us multiple times, si man.

Miu is rather scared of the sabers, skittish miu man.

We should remind her that her ancestors were saber-toothed mius, fierce predators man.

 

Movie night was more Everyone Hates Chris episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) for the week already, highly impressive man.

 

Infernal neighbors left their miu outside again tonight,  man.

We saw their woofwoof outside by itself earlier today, woofwoof poops in our yard man.

We have a mind to report them to someone, unsure to whom man.

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs, 2 ESs, and an MS for Friday, itinerary we man.

 

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

And this was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

On 6/12/2024 at 12:22 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

Finally got Mini-B. embedded, milk summer for all it's worth wee man man.

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

And that was/is our Tuesday, report we man.

It's summer man.

Why doesn't Mini-B get to cavort with the rubias too?

 

 

[Ontarkie 14,221]

What kind of light sabers? We have bought a few cheap ones at Walmart. A nicer one for the older boy at Toys R Us but that option is gone now. 

[TBoneTX 45,288]

5 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

What kind of light sabers?

Mini-B. found/ordered them on TikTok, si D ma'am.  There were some for $Many (on sale), others for $Many (on sale), and others full-price, forget those last ones man.

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

Why doesn't Mini-B get to cavort with the rubias too?

We get right of first refusal regarding all rubias, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs, 2 ESs, and an MS for Friday, itinerary we man.

We attended 1 GS and both ESs, truncated man.

 

The second ES yielded the take, see man:

 -- wheeled storage unit with Many (2x2x2 +1) drawers, 2 insulated grocery bags with handles 

          and Velcro, 2 warshcloths, scissors = $Many ($[2 Manyzen] +1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1)

[TBoneTX 45,288]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Infernal neighbors left their miu out all night yet again,  man.

Lunch for Mini-B. was PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

We were about to make our traditional Friday Costco hamburgers when ex-Mrs.-T-B. called, call ex-she man we man man.

Ex-she man asked whether we wanted BK for din-din, curious why we man.

It was for Father's Day, aha man.

 

Our order was as follows, see man:

 -- 2 Whoppers without lettuce for us, and no fries, order we for we man man

 -- 1 Whopper without onions, and fries, for Mini-B., order we for wee man man

 -- 2 root beers without ice, si man

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up with the following, see man:

 -- 2 Whoppers without onions,  man

 -- 1 Whopper without lettuce or onions,  man

 -- 2 fries,  man

 -- 2 Dr Peppers with ice,  man

 -- KFC for ex-she man,  man

You see what we lived with, see and si and  man.

 

All was nevertheless consumed, ingest Two Guys and ex-Mrs.-T-B. man.

Miu leapt onto table twice to see what was good, KFC of the most interest man.

 

Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B. then had light-saber battles, impressive and terrified the miu man.

Two episodes of Everybody Hates Chris were then watched without popcorn, heresy man.

Some mini-hoop and Nerf football were then played, raucous man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then left, bye ex-she man man.

We got bitten by Many,000,000,000 mosquitoes while seeing ex-she man off, din-din we man.

 

Next week probably a warshout because of stupid pre-hurricane, stay even farther south man.

 

We have itineraried 2 ESs and Many (2+1) GSs for Saturday, itinerary we man.

 

Must embed Mini-B. and then party with the rubias, cavort we man.

And that was/is our thrilling Friday, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

7 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

What kind of light sabers?

They're sold by Zia Sabers on TikTok, si D ma'am.

"Zia Sabers - Sailor Lightsaber for dueling & Cosplay - Best Birthday Gift," si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

14 hours ago, Neonred said:

Why doesn't Mini-B get to cavort with the rubias too?

On second thought, Mini-B. can hit them up to buy him video games from his never-ending list, si man.

This would make them useful besides merely being rubias, miracle if so man.

[Neonred 3,562]

7 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

On second thought, Mini-B. can hit them up to buy him video games from his never-ending list, si man.

This would make them useful besides merely being rubias, miracle if so man.

I was thinking he would be your perfect wingman.  He attracts them over, and then you "set the hook and reel them in"

 

What a team.

[Neonred 3,562]

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Lunch for us was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

That sounds good.  I think I will do onecan of Armor chili with beans over a bed of linguine with a generous helping of extra sharp chedder.  

Perfect.

 

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Next week probably a warshout because of stupid pre-hurricane, stay even farther south man.

 

 

Keep it over on that side of the Gulf.

 

 

 

 

Edited June 15 by Neonred