Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Friday GS/ES report, see man:

On 5/23/2024 at 11:27 PM, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried 2 GSs and Many (2+2+1) ESs for Friday, long drive to first one man.

We attended all of the above, si man.

 

Two ESs and a GS yielded the take, see man:

 

  -- Many-pack of Many00-watt incandescent bulbs; ~full box Kleenex, 

          partial pack disposable razors = $Many ($2+2), OK man

  -- hanger = free, heavenly man

  -- 2 elastic knee-supports = $2, steal man

  -- half-ream printer paper = $1, OK man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Had bad overnight, awakening from Thursday's mosquito-bites, should've treated them man.

We swear that one mosquito can smell us from a mile away, lifelong target we man.

It then shouts to its buddies, "All-day buffet, si man!" sigh man.

 

Spent approx. Many-&-a-half ([2+2] + half an hour) hours GS/ES-ing, dedicated we man.

Showered and siesta'd afterward, both crucial man.

 

Then retrieved Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, delayed this week man.

 

Breakfast/lunch/din-din (after Many [2+2+1] p.m.) was Subway*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

We wanted to celebrate Mini-B.'s graduation from Many'th grade, si man.

He asked a question about what year he would start college, weird coming from wee man man.

We therefore had movie night and watched Animal House, prepare Mini-B. early and appropriately man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

These shall be applied to next week's tally, good head start man.

 

On the return-Mini-B.-to-ex-Mrs.-T-B. trip, our usual egress was blocked, curious man.

Many Manyzens of cars were parked along both ways out, unusual man.

Many Manyzens of Manyagers, probably hyskoolers, were seen converging on a casa, si man.

It was apparently a graduation party, man.

When we returned, it was even worse, thread our way through man.

From inside the casa, we heard no music but much jovial socializing, still too loud man.

We soon heard a cop-siren in that area, someone else must have complained man.

There was soon total silence, party probably shut down man.

We couldn't imagine all those Manyagers fitting into one casa, occupancy limits man.

 

We have just brushed miu for the Manyth (2x2x2th) -- si man, Manyth (2x2x2th) -- time in 2 days,  man.

Miu zzz'd through Big Bruddah's visit and was probably regretting having done so, conclude we man.

 

We have itineraried one GS and one ES for Saturday amidst errands, itinerary we man.

 

We have noted that Aldi has opened its first location within range of Ontarklar,  man!

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

  -- Many-pack of Many00-watt incandescent bulbs; ~

Who uses those things anymore?

[Neonred 3,562]

On 5/22/2024 at 2:16 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Lab chicas all recognized us, long-time customer we man.

Were they hot?

On 5/22/2024 at 2:16 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

The waitress asked, and we opted for chicken enchiladas, hard to hose those man.

 

Was she cute?

 

Please don't gloss over the important details.

[Ontarkie 14,214]

I know ppl who just use messenger but not sure how they set it up. I can look on market place in your location for you and let you know if I see anything. 

Edited May 26 by Ontarkie

[Ontarkie 14,214]

Post a picture of the kind you're looking for. It's no problem for me to look real quick to see if they have any good deals. 

[TBoneTX 45,244]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Post a picture of the kind you're looking for. It's no problem for me to look real quick to see if they have any good deals. 

Link, see D ma'am:

https://www.naturesmiracle.com/products/cat/litter-boxes-and-accessories/multi-cat-self-cleaning-litter-box.aspx

[TBoneTX 45,244]

16 hours ago, Neonred said:

Who uses those things anymore?

We and many, si and see and  man!

The important thing is that they were cheap, si man!   

Edited May 26 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,244]

16 hours ago, Neonred said:

Were they hot?

All short, mostly typical-looking Mexicanas, OK but yawn man.

16 hours ago, Neonred said:

Was she cute?

Average-to-frumpy, yawn man.

16 hours ago, Neonred said:

Please don't gloss over the important details.

We omit the irrelevant details, si and see an  man.

Now, our long-time dental hygienist is not just a fox, but a Many'th-Century Fox, wow man.

However, she is common-law-married or similar, oh well man.

We have not really seen too many foxes* down there, sorry man.

     *except some possible putas, but they're off-limits man

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

We duly attended the GS and the ES itineraried for Saturday, dependable we man.

 

The ES yielded the take, see man:

  -- "Mr. Coffee" pot = $2, steal man

Total = $2

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

The heat index was over Many00 today, August in May man.

 

While en route to the ES, Uncle T-B. called, call we man senior he man man.

"I just looked at my bank statement and saw some suspicious charges, si man," said senior he man.

We explained that two were charges from his tax CPA, services rendered man.

Another was what he owed the IRS, far more income than last year thanks to us man.

Another was his half-of-halfly estimated tax, si man.

Uncle T-B. was mollified, thankfully man.

 

Mama T-B. then called us to tell us that Uncle T-B. had called her about his bank statement, si man.

We told her that we had talked with and mollified him, si man.

Mama T-B. insisted on a blow-by-blow of what was asked and what was answered,  man.

 

After we GS/ES'd, we went to a large dollar store in search of something for Mama T-B., search we man.

Senior she man wanted a half-of-half-gallon or a liter of bleach, want senior she man.

(They have those in Mexico,  man, but we could not have transported it, oh well man.)

The dollar store* had none, but we found a few items for ourself, consolation man.

     *every product is $1 + Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2+2+1) cents at minimum, some "dollar" store  man

 

We then tried to head for a nearby supermarket for bread that Mama T-B. wants only from there, si man.

We were in gridlock for Many (2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) minutes on one block,  man.

We finally turned around, relief man.

Went to Aldi for several Two Guys Week items, prepare we man.

Aldi was out of corn dogs,      man!

 

From there, went to Mama T-B.'s preferred market nearest us, relief man.

We got the bread and found a satisfactory size of bleach there, son of a bleach man.

We delivered this to Mama T-B., pleased senior she man man.

 

Mama T-B. then wanted us to go to a Many'rd store for other items,  man.

We said that we would do so later, hot/tired/hungry we man.

 

Returned to casa at Many p.m. to a demanding miu, Treat and Lunch me Daddy man.

Serviced demanding miu, mollify miu we man.

Breakfast/lunch was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

A siesta was then taken, only one ignored phone call during same man.

 

Awoke and headed for other market, give us a marketing degree for all this man.

Had Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- phone caucuses with Mama T-B. while there,  man.

The first was at the closeout bakery rack, enumerate all items for senior she man's selection man.

The second was at the regular clearance bins, more bakery goodies found there man.

The Many'rd was to report that no vitamins matching Mama T-B.'s coupon were found,  man.

 

We went to self-checkout, hate it but faster than the one cashiered line man.

Coupon for Mama T-B. wouldn't scan, no man.

Idiot clerk said that product didn't match, "look at the picture man."

We said that it matched exactly and we'd used the same coupon for the product before, si man.

Idiot clerk went to check with supervisor,  we man while everything was melting man.

Other holdups occurred during this process, call same idiot clerk for each we man man.

A 2-minute job turned into Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) minutes,  man.

We were quite off-urinated by the end, needful to say man.

At least Mama T-B. was not displeased, some solace man.

 

Returned to casa to demanding miu, Treat and Din-Din me Daddy man.

Serviced demanding miu, mollify miu we man.

Din-din (ours) was a ham sandwich, indict it and ingest we man.

 

Saw text from ex-Mrs.-T-B., see we man.

"Can you take Mini-B. from Many a.m. to Many p.m. on Sunday while I attend this Ecu function, huh man?"  we man.

The reason we killed ourself today was to have a peaceful day of Two Guys Week prep,  man.

Of course we'll take Mini-B. while you sweat at this outdoor function all day,  man.

 

No party with the rubias again tonight, what else could go wrong today if we attempted absolutely anything else man.

We are drowning our sorrows with use of our usual adult beverage, Powerade Zero grape flavor man.

 

[Neonred 3,562]

6 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

We have not really seen too many foxes* down there, sorry man.

     *except some possible putas, but they're off-limits man

Not knowing any Spanish I had to look that one up.  Google helped me, but presented me with several porn sites too.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

Not knowing any Spanish I had to look that one up.  Google helped me, but presented me with several porn sites too.

Contributing to your continuing education, si man.   

[Ontarkie 14,214]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Link, see D ma'am:

https://www.naturesmiracle.com/products/cat/litter-boxes-and-accessories/multi-cat-self-cleaning-litter-box.aspx

Well only found two but none close to you. Lufkin Tx for $100 and Allen Tx for $35. I'll look every now and again, might get lucky. 

[TBoneTX 45,244]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Well only found two but none close to you. Lufkin Tx for $100 and Allen Tx for $35. I'll look every now and again, might get lucky. 

Is shipping available, huh D ma'am?