Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man:

 

Took Mama T-B. to dentist, chauffeur we man senior she man man.

Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we man.

 

Had we had half an hour more time, we'd have mowed the lawn, in need thereof man.

However, it was Two Guys eve and we needed a siesta before de-skooling Mini-B., zzz we man.

 

Din-din was from BK*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy we man

We then briefly footballed outside, enthusiastic wee man man.

We then watched Contraband Police, quite a wild episode man.

No popcorn was consumed, stuffed from din-din Two Guys man.

We then returned Mini-B., end of Two Guys eve man.

 

Needy miu demanded brushing Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- times, needy miu man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and a GS for Friday, all highly local man.

Party with the rubias continues, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Friday ES/GS report, see man:

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+2) ESs and a GS for Friday, all highly local man.

The GS was phantom,  man.

The first, Many'rd, and Many'th ESs yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- book, cereal bowl = $2 + half a buck, deal man

 -- Many (2+2+1) thick warshcloths = $Many ($2+2), OK man

 -- half-jug Arm & Hammer laundry soap = $2, steal man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2] + half a buck)

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Thrilling non-ES/GS Friday report, see man:

 

We weren't in a great mood and dallied at the casa till after noon, blah man.

Lunch was the rest of the Costco chicken salad, ingest we man.

 

The road back from ES-ing led past an Aldi, grocery for Two Guys week we man.

We debated mow-lawning upon return, debate we man.

We decided to siesta first, excellent choice and zzz we man.

We felt somewhat better afterward, si to zzz man.

 

Mowed entire lawn, industrious we man.

Naturally, the brisk Many-mph all-day wind died altogether during the job,  man.

Job took Many (2+1) sweatbands, 2 job 1 recovery man.

Got several non-mosquito bug bites, ingest us bugs man.

Yard looks like fairway at Augusta National, modestly admit we man.

 

Din-din was one Aldi "milk chocolate with almonds" bar and later onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

 

Starting to mope again, probably need a chica we man.

Certainly must begin to replace all the rubias, getting bored with all Many (2+2+2) of them man.

We half-heartedly itineraried Saturday GSs/ESs and decided "Scroo it," may feel differently tomorrow man.

[Neonred 3,562]

8 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Starting to mope again, probably need a chica we man.

Certainly must begin to replace all the rubias, getting bored with all Many (2+2+2) of them man.

We half-heartedly itineraried Saturday GSs/ESs and decided "Scroo it," may feel differently tomorrow man.

 

Found a cutie for you.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

12 hours ago, Neonred said:

 

Found a cutie for you.

Not a real rubia, no and  man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Saturday ES report, see man:

 

We itineraried 2 ESs, plus another with an unfindable address, perhaps clues and see below man.

The phantom ES remains phantom, see below man.

The 2 actual ESs yielded the take, see man:

  -- several packs certificate blanks*, roll of "toilet paper for the Jolly Green Giant" = $2, deal man

  -- 2 L/S t-shirts for us, pants for Mini-B., Many (2+2) warshcloths = $Many ($2+2), deal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

 

     *for use as good one-sided printer paper, financially savvy we man

 

The phantom ES seems to have a wrong city and wrong street name,  and  and  man.

It is run by a company that we have never heard of with an out-of-town phone number, still no excuse man.

We are itinerarying the possible location of it for Sunday, just 2 miles from us man.

 

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Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

We took much (really really really) HSM at bedtime, nuke pain we man.

We felt considerably better upon awakening, full night of zzz for we man man.

We will halve the dose for tonight, fingers crossed we man.

 

Didn't get going till 1 p.m., zzz late and dawdle we man.

Lunch (at Many p.m.) was at Popeye's WUOC, ingest financially savvy we man.

Siesta'd after servicing demanding miu, zzz we man.

 

Warshered today's clothing finds with Tuesday's thrift-shop haul for Mini-B., domestic we man.

We saved $Many ($2x2x2x2 +1) off full retail with our thrift-shop discount, financially savvy we man.

We accomplished nothing else all day, no man.

 

Miu has awakened from her miu-nap and is demanding service, go service miu we man.

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

ES itineraried for Sunday as stated, maybe Many'rd time's the charm man.

[Neonred 3,562]

21 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Not a real rubia, no and  man.

Well, as a friend just trying to help you out...

[TBoneTX 45,287]

2 hours ago, Neonred said:

Well, as a friend just trying to help you out...

Get an eye exam* so that you can focus on attractive rubias, then report back, si man.   

     *can probably get it free via professional courtesy, financially savvy you man

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Sunday ES "report," see and  man:

 

The stupid phantom ES wasn't at the only other possible location, no man.

We reported this outfit to the website where they listed this atrocity, si and  we man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

On our way back from the phantom ES, we remembered a coupon for a proximal Chinese buffet, remember we man.

We consumed Many (2+1) plates heaped with beef & chicken, ingest we man.

Even WUOC, this was financially, temporally, and gastronomically inadvisable, urk man.

When leaving the casa on a Sunday is optional, we should always stay in, remember we man.   

 

Despite the time-crunch, we managed an attempted siesta, no zzz at all for we man man.

We need nothing for din-din, still stuffed man.

 

Mini-B. is here for Two Guys week, Two Guys man.

Naturally, ex-Mrs.-T-B. fed him a big late lunch, so he still hasn't had din-din,  man.

This is going to hose his bedtime,  man.

On the bright side, extremely bored miu is thrilled to have Big Bruddah back, sociable miu man.

 

If our gastronomic situation recovers further, party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

12 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Get an eye exam* so that you can focus on attractive rubias, then report back, si man.   

     *can probably get it free via professional courtesy, financially savvy you man

You didn't specify they needed to be attractive.

 

You know what they say, an ugly fat one will never leave you...

[mam521 2,062]

On 4/26/2024 at 11:18 PM, TBoneTX said:

Mowed entire lawn, industrious we man.

It's turning into many sweatband weather when mowing.  Awful, awful humidity!  

[TBoneTX 45,287]

10 hours ago, Neonred said:

You didn't specify they needed to be attractive.

It's presumed, si and 🙄 and  man!

7 hours ago, mam521 said:

It's turning into many sweatband weather when mowing.  Awful, awful humidity!  

And why isn't Mr. mam ma'am or a Landscape Mexican mowing, huh huh huh mam ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see man:

 

Awoke feeling poorly, oh well man.

Took Mama T-B. to doctor caucus, chauffeur senior she man we man.

 

Lunch was leftovers from Mama T-B.'s emporium, si man.

We consumed flank steak, baked beans, and mac & cheese, ingest we man.

A siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was nuked Aldi hamburger steaks + onecan corn, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. desserted on pumpkin pie donated by Mama T-B., additionally ingest wee man man.

 

Movie night was a Contraband Police episode, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Miu was active all day, maybe miu excited at Big Bruddah's presence man.

We had to brush miu Many (2+1) times, insistent miu man.

 

No party with the rubias, too lethargic to cavort we man.

Unsure of Tuesday plans, spontaneous we man.