Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Took Mama T-B. to other doctor, chauffeur senior she man we man.

 

Lunch was Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man.

A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was an unparalleled Two Guys feast, see man:

 -- lettuce/tomato/crouton salad, all components from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man

 -- burnt pork ends from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man

 -- air-fried tater tots from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man

 -- remainder of Manyple Chocolate Creme cake from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man

Mini-B. high-Many'd us not once, but twice, approval of Two Guys din-din man.

 

Mini-B. embedded at normal time, are we hallucinating man.

Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man.

A good day, si man.

Edited April 3 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Lunch was from BK with use of a gift card, rediscover latter financially savvy we man.

A nice siesta followed, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was "Hungry Man" boneless-chicken frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. was tired and didn't want a movie night, oh well man.

 

We have a midday appointment on Thursday, attend we man.

In later afternoon, we take Uncle T-B. to the doctor, chauffeur senior he man we man.

We must arise at o'dark-Many to take Mini-B. to Band sectional, long day man.  

 

No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort and embed ourself early we man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Scintillating Thursday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Got up at o'dark-Many to take Mini-B. to Band sectional at skool, yawn and  we man.

Breakfast (!!?) was a pack of Egg Bites from Costco, ingest we man.

We unsuccessfully attempted a siesta, no zzz for we man.

 

We consumed breakfast because of a noon-hour caucus, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.

Lunch was from Popeye's WUOC, financially savvy we man.

 

We unsuccessfully attempted a siesta, blasted phone call (ignored) halfway through man.

 

Took Uncle T-B. to doctor, chauffeur senior he man we man.

Have much follow-up on senior he man's behalf, getting old stinks man.

 

Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

This was non-Two-Guys eve, propitious for schedule man.

Mini-B. returned and paid us (!!?) for a new video game, amazing man.

We sold the pack of Many warshcloths to ex-Mrs.-T-B. for $Many ($2+2+1), a >Many00% profit, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.

 

We are dead to the world, drag we man.

We must get Mini-B. to skool early again for [censored] Band, give us a break man.    

 

We have itineraried 2 GSs, an MS, and an ES for Friday, itinerary we man.

We should be able to complete all well in advance of Mini-B.'s Band concert, must attend we man.

No party with the rubias again this eve, no cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Friday GS/MS/ES report, see man:

 

A GS, the MS, and the ES yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- fluffy pillow-cover (for miu) = $2, steal man

 -- 2 half-of-half-a-gallon Pyrex glass bowls = $Many ($2+1), steal man

 -- Nautica bath towel, sharp Henckel knife, Many-piece ([2+2]-piece) metallic-lace 

          placemats = $Many ($2x2x2 +1), deal man

Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES/MS report, see man:

 

Lunch was at Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man.

We returned to the casa in ample time for a siesta, zzz we man.

 

Arose and T-B.-mobiled to site of Mini-B.'s concert, some distance man.

We were one of the only parents there, apparently bad time of workday man.   

Mini-B. spotted us and waved,  man.

Concert was quite good, si man.

Band made "sweepstakes," whatever that is but it's allegedly good man.

 

Mini-B.'s bus half an hour late returning to his skool, wait we and many other parents man.

Din-din was beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was the newest Young Sheldon episode on Paramount+, watch Two Guys man.

Regular movie after that was Deep Impact, quite good man.

Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

One more is needed to achieve double digits, acceptability within range man.

 

For Saturday, we are formally itinerarying one GS, one MS, and one ES, itinerary we man.

We may get distracted by community GSs all over the place, perhaps man.

HOAs should not compete against each other for community GSs, spread them out man.

 

No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

For Saturday, we are formally itinerarying one GS, one MS, and one ES, itinerary we man.

We may get distracted by community GSs all over the place, perhaps man.

Saturday ES/GS report, see man:

 

We abandoned the above plans for reasons to be explained in our Thrilling Saturday Non-ES/GS report, see later man.

 

We attended one non-itineraried ES and a GS, si man.

One ES was useless, oh well man.

A GS (part of a nearby community-GS gaggle) yielded the take, see man:

  -- 2 full bottles Palmolive warsh-dishing detergent = $Many ($2+2), OK man

Total = $Many ($2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man:

 

Mini-B. & we slept in, exhausted Two Guys man.

Around Many a.m., we got a text from WCG, see Abbreviations on p. 1 of this thread man.

 

WCG said that he, new Mrs. WCG, & Mama-Mrs.-WCG were coming to town for lunch, whee man.

We got ourself moving and rousted Mini-B. from bed, unwilling wee man.

 

Mini-B. wanted to go to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa in hopes of inviting an amigo there, many games man.

This was OK with us, OK man.

We dropped Mini-B. and headed for rendezvous with WCG, si man.

 

We arrived at little restaurant just in time to add our order to WCG's, perfect timing man.

WCG paid (!!?), imagine that man.

 

Lunch for us was Many (2+2) strips of fried fish + 2 Vietnamese egg rolls, ingest we man.

 

Mrs. WCG is Vietnamese by way of England, cosmopolitan she man.

The picture of her that WCG had sent to me was unattractive, speak frankly we man.

However, Mrs. WCG is lovely almost to Fox level, conclude we man.

She is also exceptionally sweet and will be very good for WCG, conclude we man.

Their I-130 is in process, wait and wait and wait and wait and wait man.

We are really happy for both of them, si man.

(Her only flaw is that she is not a rubia, not too many rubia Vietnamese man.)

She has a younger sister, but in Vietnam and speaking no English, oh well man.

 

After this caucus, we hit the ES & GS, hit we man.

We briefly considered another ES, too far away man.

We instead returned to the casa, serviced demanding miu, and siesta'd soundly, zzz we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned Mini-B. in time for din-din, return wee man ex-she man.

Din-din was donated BBQ sliders left over from a restaurant, perfect man.

We consumed one and Mini-B. consumed 2, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was a few Contraband Police episodes on YouTube, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This tallies to an even Manyzen popcorns for the week, double figures and therefore official man.

 

Mini-B. is now playing V.R. online, animated wee man.

On Sunday, we visit Mama T-B., we man and wee man see senior she man man.

Overall, a pretty good Saturday, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Major rant, see and man:

 

This chica doesn't know what she's talking about, no man.  The BK burgers that taste the best are those that can be bought cheapest with use of coupons, si man.  And she left off the chicken sandwich,   man.

 

Furthermore, she has "no allegiance to the chain," no man, and "to be honest, hasn't stepped (sic) foot in a BK in years," no man.     What a loser, conclude we man!  

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Burger King Burgers Ranked, Worst To Best

 

Headed to Burger King?  You may have noticed that the menu is flooded with both old and new beefy offerings, making the task of selecting just one incredibly difficult.  To be honest, I haven't stepped foot in a Burger King in years — partially because I've been avoiding fast food like the plague, but also because I've been somewhat suspicious ever since I'd heard of the burger chain's struggles to stay in business and decline in popularity.  McDonald's still sits at No. 1 in sales among fast food joints, but there are plenty who say Burger King is far superior.  So, I thought sampling all of the burgers at Burger King would make for a good review since, after all, I have no allegiance to the chain.  [...]

 

Continues, see man:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/burger-king-burgers-ranked-worst-143058207.html

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Stupid brief rainstorm awoke us probably 2 hours before alarm was to go off,  and  we man.

 

We got one laundry load baking and a second one warshering before leaving to visit Mama T-B., efficient we man.

 

Mama T-B. didn't yell at us, worrisome man.

 

Mama T-B. gave Mini-B. Many (2+1) spare desserts and let him buy a lunch, feed senior she man wee man man.

The lunch was fried shrimp, baked tater, Many-bean ([2+1]-bean) salad, peas, roll, & cherry cobbler, precisely man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was the fried shrimp, part of the cobbler, and all Many (2+1) spare desserts, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was everything that Mini-B. didn't eat, ingest we man.

Both of us were very well pleased with this menu, pleased Two Guys man.

 

We conquered the Many'rd laundry load, remade both beds, and dished the warsher, domestic we man.

 

We attempted a siesta, much-needed man.

It failed because of Mini-B.'s online exclamations and a call from ex-Mrs.-T-B.,  man.

 

Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan S+Ms, ingest wee man.

Din-din for us was toucans store-label macaroni & beef, ingest we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over after missing the first part of AFV, tardy ex-she man.

Before AFV ended, Mini-B. wanted to basketball on back patio, baller wee man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. also went out, accompany ex-she man wee man man.

We joined during commercials and after, join we man.

The mosquitoes are already fierce, Mosquito Din-Din we man.

 

Miu awoke from deep miu-siesta just in time to see Mini-B. disappear out the door, delinquent miu man.

Miu then began usual questioning of Where Is Big Bruddah, needy miu man.

We explained this fruitlessly and thoroughly brushed miu, temporarily mollified miu man.

 

We have much admin work to do, Business Typhoon we man.

Party with the rubias later, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Mini-B.'s band got Superior ratings (scores of 2+2+2) in performance and sight-playing, superb man.

 

The kids have also been invited to play the National Anthem at an Astros game in Manytember, amazing man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has already invited the Rojo to that game, excited ex-she man man.

She would not buy us a ticket,  man.

We divorced well, obviously man.   

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Was awakened by breakfast-interested miu, invasive miu man.

 

Did not leave the casa except to step outside for the eclipse, anticlimactic man.

Observations are here, post yours too man:

https://www.visajourney.com/forums/topic/819949-solar-eclipse-april-2024-observations-comments/

 

Lunch was 2 cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man.

A nice siesta was taken, one hour planned lasted 2 hours man.

Was awakened by treat- and lunch-interested miu, invasive miu man.

 

Except per above, miu spent entire day zzz-ing on new soft mat from weekend MS, zzz miu man.

 

We accomplished nothing except finally organizing our fast-food coupons, nonproductive we man.

 

Din-din will probably be onecan of some vegetable or legume, perhaps ingest we man.

 

Party with the rubias later, we've got no self-control and don't want any man.

Fizzicle therapy Tuesday morn, weeks and weeks overdue man.

Edited April 9 by TBoneTX

[Neonred 3,562]

On 4/7/2024 at 9:53 PM, TBoneTX said:

Major rant, see and man:

 

This chica doesn't know what she's talking about, no man.  The BK burgers that taste the best are those that can be bought cheapest with use of coupons, si man.  And she left off the chicken sandwich,   man.

 

Furthermore, she has "no allegiance to the chain," no man, and "to be honest, hasn't stepped (sic) foot in a BK in years," no man.     What a loser, conclude we man!  

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Burger King Burgers Ranked, Worst To Best

 

Headed to Burger King?  You may have noticed that the menu is flooded with both old and new beefy offerings, making the task of selecting just one incredibly difficult.  To be honest, I haven't stepped foot in a Burger King in years — partially because I've been avoiding fast food like the plague, but also because I've been somewhat suspicious ever since I'd heard of the burger chain's struggles to stay in business and decline in popularity.  McDonald's still sits at No. 1 in sales among fast food joints, but there are plenty who say Burger King is far superior.  So, I thought sampling all of the burgers at Burger King would make for a good review since, after all, I have no allegiance to the chain.  [...]

 

Continues, see man:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/burger-king-burgers-ranked-worst-143058207.html

The BK double cheeseburger was my go to burger at the end of a long hard night of heavy drinking back in my undergrad days at the U of South Carolina in Columbia.  Then I went on to dental school in Louisville KY and was introduced to White Castle sliders.  Now that's a sack of "burgers" that keeps on giving for a couple of days, both coming and going.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

15 minutes ago, Neonred said:

White Castle sliders

Not on the menu if no coupons for them, no and no man.

16 minutes ago, Neonred said:

The BK double cheeseburger was my go to burger

Prices even with coupons have gone up so much that this is becoming our go-to burger, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

Our fizzicle therapist rescheduled for an hour later but mauled us very effectively, relief man.

It's such a pleasure to be able to move, mobilized we man.

 

We then went to One-Cent-Less-Than-a-Buck Cents Only, chain going out of business man.

Some stuff was only Many% ([2+2+1]%) off, early in the process man.

Other stuff was only Many% ([2x2x2 +2]%) off, early in the process man.

A little stuff was Many% ([2x2x2x2x2 -2]%) off, gotta be patient we man.

We got mostly canned items at Many% ([2x2x2 +2]%) off, deal or comparable to cheapest elsewhere man.

For example, we got a Manyzen cans of Dinty Moore beef stew, Major Food Group man.

We got half-a-Manyzen cans of Chef B. Beefaroni, Major Food Group man.

We restocked with Many (toucans + toucans) of S+Ms, Major Food Group for Mini-B. man.

We got half-a-Manyzen cans of tuna, cannot have enough of this man.

We figured that the savings justified getting this stuff while it's still in stock, reason we man.

 

After this, we lunched at Arby's WUOC, financially savvy we man.

They completely messed up our order, good grief man.

We wanted a regular Arby's gut-bomb, beef-only man.

They gave us one with cheese, OK but messy man.

We wanted curly fries, mandatory at Arby's man.

They gave us crinkled fries, bluccch man.

We pointed this out and they gave us curly fries for free, overdose on fries we man.

We shouldn't complain except for the principle of the thing, how could they up-screw this man.

 

Returned to casa, unloaded purchases, serviced demanding miu, and siesta'd, zzz we man.

 

Later, as miu zzz'd on Mini-B.'s bed, we quietly pantried all the cans, surreptitious we man.

(Miu always climbs into pantry and hangs out there when we open it, miu won't come out man.)

 

Din-din seems to have been one large chocolate-with-almonds bar, ingest we man.

 

Some errands for Wednesday, expeditionary we man.

Two Guys eve planned, Two Guys man.

More immediately, uninhibited party with the rubias, cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Terrible (and noisy) storms overnight, little zzz we man.

 

Retrieved Mama T-B.'s taxes from CPA, regretting his career choice during Hell Week man.

Went to nearby Costco for a possible Many (2+1) items, prospect we man.

Left with Many (2+2) items, including the bag of angusburgers, finally restocked man!   

 

Lunch was the Costco hot dog + Pepsi for $1 + half a buck, ingest financially savvy we man.

 

Dropped frozen stuff at casa and immediately left for Walmart, list from Mama T-B. man.

As we drove off, Mama T-B. called us to request another item,  man.

Delivered stuff to Mama T-B., deliver we man to senior she man man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. requested that Thursday eve instead of this eve be Two Guys eve, OK with us man.

We serviced miu and siesta'd, good zzz although awoke early man.

 

Din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

Dessert was an entire sleeve of Ritz crackers, ingest we man.

 

On Thurs., must take Mama T-B. to doctor and hope to be back in time to de-skool Mini-B., hope we man.

Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.