Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see belatedly man:

 

This was a rather eventful day, si man.

 

We had to arise at o'dark-Many to get Mini-B. to his Band sectional,  man.

The Band director sent an early e-mail saying that this was canceled,  man.

After dragging tail listlessly for the extra time, we got Mini-B. to skool at regular time, groggy we man.

 

We then drove straight to favorite auto shop in hopes of a much-need T-B.-mobile oil change, si man.

Fortuitously, they could fit us in right then, change we man.

Owner had just returned after vascular surgery, and we pleasantly caught up, schmooz we and he man.

We remembered to ask for a battery check while there, just coherent enough we man.

Battery was weak, good thing we asked man.

New battery was delivered and installed within minutes, pleasant surprise man.

The final bill was $Many, slight discount from owner man.

The radio settings in the T-B.-mobile held, only clock and day/date reset man.

We now need not worry about battery out-conking on a hot day, peace of mind man.

 

It was now just half-of-half past Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., early man.

We were sleepy and hungry, bad combination man.

Brunch was at BK*, ingest we man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

We then returned to the casa for a siesta at Many (2x2x2 +2+1) a.m., zzz we man.

 

At half-past 1 p.m., we went to Mama T-B.'s, aforementioned trouble with CD application man.

Group call with bank yielded same answer as before, to blazes with them man.

We helped Mama T-B. sign up for a different CD elsewhere, approval pending man.

We got out just in time to hit Mini-B.'s skool traffic,  man.

Today was ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s non-Two-Guys eve with Mini-B., no rush for us man.

 

Indignant miu demanded treats and lunch, service miu we man.

Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

We then took siesta #2, re-zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. returned at regular time, return ex-she man wee man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was starting to get frazzled about Hawaii trip with the Rojo, Friday morning man.

Flight to Hawaii is distinctly longer than flight to Ecu, amazing man.

We hope that it rains nonstop, it's expen$ive, and they're jet-lagged,  man.

 

Mini-B. bombed his History test,  man.

We wrote the teechur to ask how to remediate it, sigh man.

Mini-B. thought that he passed his Non-P-Math test, fingers crossed man.

 

We are nearly out of some of our most crucial VJ-activity junk food, mandatory restock Thursday man.

Several local ESs/GSs have already been advertised for the weekend, hopeful we man.

No party with the rubias tonight, still groggy we man.

We are happy with the accomplishments of today, including the siestas, conclude we man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man:

 

Lunch was Many (2+1) cotto salami sandwiches on Aldi honey-wheat bread, ingest we man.

Ran 2 important snack-food missions to supermarkets, crucial man.

Siesta'd, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was cod-burgers* and nuked canned corn, ingest Two Guys man.

     *air-fried Costco breaded-cod pieces on Costco hamburger buns

This was our "din-din of challenge," knew that Mini-B. would beef man.

Indeed, Mini-B. objected mightily, eat-pickily wee man.

We told him that if he objected to the menu, to learn to cook, si man.

Mini-B. decided to eat the cod and the buns separately, complain progressively less wee man.

At the end, he had up-eaten almost everything, victory over wee man we man man.

He even high-Many'd (high-[2+2+1]'d) us, victory over wee man we man man.

The next 2 menus will be slam-dunks, Mini-B. likes them man.

 

Monthly auto-order of miu-food came up for editing today, si deliver it tomorrow si si si man.

We have only about 2 days of miu-meals remaining, need to restock now man.

 

We have itineraried Many (2+1) local ESs for Friday, not much choice man.

Mini-B. has a stupid "Health Day" at skool that he wants to skip, secretly don't blame we man wee man.

We figure that we can get at least our Many ESs in before Mini-B. calls us to retrieve him early, know wee man we man.

(Next weekend is FST citywide GS, rain forecast both days again this year man.    )

 

No party with the rubias tonight, let them suffer not cavorting with us man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

23 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We have itineraried Many (2+1) local ESs for Friday, not much choice man.

Friday ES report, see man:

 

We attended all Many ESs, diligent we man.

All were duds, oh well man.

Total = $0

Edited March 9 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Friday-on-Saturday non-ES report, see man:

 

Lunch was 2 cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man.

Then came ES-ing, then came siesta, ES then zzz we man.

 

Mini-B. retook History test, lowest possible passing score man.

Grade on non-P-Math test was Many (2+1) points above lowest possible passing score, ___ man.

 

Din-din was sliced ham, air-fried Kroger potato puffs, & navy beans, ingest eagerly Two Guys man.

 

Movie night was more Young Sheldon episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

We are well into double figures, Official Week man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. and the Rojo flew to Hawaii today, lonnnnnnng flight man.

Ex-she man is already worrying about our supervision of Mini-B., good grief man.

The first time, we reported that the malos* had him and wanted ransom, si man.

     *bad guys in Spanish, bad guys man

The second time, we reported that the casa was filled with rubias, nonstop cavorting man.

In fact, the casa is still filled with rubias, nonstop cavorting man.

 

With low enthusiasm, we have itineraried Many (2+2+2) very local GSs for Saturday, blasé we man.

See above for rubia report, q.v. man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Saturday GS report, see man:

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

we have itineraried Many (2+2+2) very local GSs for Saturday, blasé we man

We went to the sites of all Many GSs, attend we man.

Two of them were phantom, grrrrRRRRR and  man.

One of the actual ones yielded the take, see man:

  -- Many (2+2) Office Despot legal tablets = $1, steal man

Total = $1

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Saturday non-GS report, see man:

 

Chewy.com autoship of miu-food arrived, just in time to avoid enraged miu man.

Mini-B. played his games and V.R. all day, content wee man.

 

Lunch was from Popeye's*, ingest Two Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

A lengthy siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was weenies + beans, ingest Two Guys man.

Movie night was more Young Sheldon episodes, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

 

All clocks were turned ahead one hour, finally DST man.

Mini-B. bouncing off the walls at half till old midnight, wee man going to be a mess on Sunday man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. reports "very much" fun in Hawaii, hope it's expensive man.

No party with the rubias tonight, lose an hour of it man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Two Guys groggy after DST change, groggy we and wee man man.

Visited Mama T-B., visit senior she man Two Guys man.

Mama T-B. yelled at us, par for course yet again man.

 

Mini-B.'s lunch was from Mama T-B.'s bistro, ingest wee man.

At the casa, our lunch was 2 cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man.

We began laundry only after return to the casa, try new system we man.

 

Mini-B. played computer games with his amigos, engrossed wee man.

We siesta'd, zzz we man.

We then laundried, domestic we man.

 

Din-din was 2 slices each of iced lemon cake, then the last Many (2x2x2 +2+1) Costco spring rolls, ingest Two Guys man.

Mini-B. soon requested a Young Sheldon night, watch Two Guys man.

Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This made Many (2x2x2x2 +2+1) for the week, highly commendable man.

During the late TV news, pints of ice cream were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

We dished and de-dished the warsher, quite full man.

 

It is nearly midnight at this writing, and Mini-B. is like a president at the recent SOTU, hopped-up man.

No sugar for wee man this late again, no man.

 

Two Guys week ends after breakfast on Monday, take to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa man.

Cousin Mini-B. is there to supervise, work-from-casa senior wee man man.

It was a good Two Guys week with good Two Guys din-dins, conclude we man.

 

Uncle T-B.'s doctor appointment is sometime on Monday, didn't record the time so must call early we man.

Because we had set it, it will not be at o'dark-Many, be thankful for such blessings man.

 

Parties with the rubias to resume next week, re-cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man.

Good thing we did, see below man.

 

Took Uncle T-B. to doc, chauffeur we man senior he man.

After that, tried to track down missing tax forms, 1 in person 2 by phone man.

Entire encounter took Many-&-a-half hours, exhausted we man and senior he man.

 

Then, went up to Mama T-B., request senior she man of we man.

Successfully enrolled her in CD, at last man.

Mama T-B. then demanded printing of all newly purchased CD records, egad man.

 

During this process, CPA called, caucus he man with senior she man.

He e-mailed her a form, IRS Form ManyManyManyMany man.

She was to sign it and fax it back, instructions man.

We got lectured in microscopic detail on how to do this,  man.

When we finally left (at Many [2+2+1] p.m.), we went to a place and did this, compliant we man.

 

We were frazzled and starving, si man.

Din-din was Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man.

We first had to treat & lunch outraged miu, Where Were You Daddy man.

A crucial siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

Amazingly, no one interrupted, small blessing man.

 

For an evening snack, we consumed a tin of sardines*, ingest we man.

     *completely unbeknownst to miu, another small blessing man

 

Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man.

We plan to visit favorite large thrift shop on Tuesday to look for more Mini-B. threads, plan we man.

 

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Tuesday-on-Wednesday report, see belatedly man:

 

Lunch was 2 cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man.

 

Went to favorite large thrift store, si man.

Got Mini-B. Many (2x2x2x2 -1) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2 -1) -- T-shirts, get we man for wee man man.

Got Mini-B. Many (2+1) short pants, get we man for wee man man.

Got ourself Many (2+1) underwears, get we man for we man man.

The total price was $Many, $i man.

With discount, we saved $Many, financially savvy we man.

 

From there, went to Costco Business Center, visit we man.

Surprisingly busy on a Tuesday midafternoon, interesting man.

We went for Many (2+1) items and returned with Many (2+2+2), oh well man.

Total price was under $Many00, restrained we man.

 

Ministered to demanding miu, Treats & Lunch Daddy Please miu man.

Siesta'd for a glorious hour, zzz we man.

 

Arose and mowed entire lawn, mow we man.

This beats the forecast weekend rain and Thursday's higher humidity, timely we man.

 

Scanned Uncle T-B.'s tax poop to CPA, scan we man.

 

Din-din was toucans of Chef B. Beefaroni, ingest we man.

 

On Wednesday, we will take Mama T-B. to the doctor, medical tests for senior she man man.

We shall see Mini-B. for lunch, din-din, or both, Two Guys encounter man.

No party with the rubias tonight, too busy to cavort we man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Took Mama T-B. to doctor caucus, chauffeur senior she man we man.

We were on time, so she didn't yell at us, si and no man.

 

Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, ingest we and indict them man.

A nice siesta was then taken, zzz we man.

 

Din-din was Subway* for us, Mini-B., and Cousin Mini-B. at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, caucus Many (2+1) Guys man.

     *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is flying back from Hawaii with the Rojo at this writing, return ex-she man man.

We were tickled to see that Cousin Mini-B. hadn't turned the casa's clocks an hour ahead, hee hee man.

We were also tickled that the kitchen (at least) was a mess, hee hee man.

 

We halfway hope that ex-Mrs.-T-B. is jet-lagged for at least 2 days, hee hee man.   

There's a Many-hour ([2+2+1]-hour) time-difference, that's a lot man.

Of note, it takes over 2 hours longer to fly to Hawaii than to Ecu, note we man.

Anyway, a good Many (2+1) Guys evening was had, conclude we man.

 

We spent the rest of the eve on a project, concentrational we man.

 

Party with the rubias is in full swing, cavort we man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,090]

Five years of marriage with PRG today.

 

Still contemplating how incredibly implausible my non-work life now would have seemed to me before we met (prior romantic attempts on my part being ... really unsuccessful), and very glad she's part of my life.

 

For some reason mini-Dave's daycare seemed to think "he'll be four soon" meant "he's four now" (corrected them on this a few times), so he was in a class with slightly older kids for a few weeks. Seems happier with new class (though this is only day 2). Also started soccer, which he seems to be having fun with. Watches some British cartoons on YouTube, so will need to make sure he doesn't start calling it football (nothing wrong with soccer, but futbol no es football).

 

Met up with a couple of guys I know from an online college football fans group over the weekend.

Despite rain, and a baby shower taking up the room with the kid-height tables, was good to meet some other people here.

Also have an old college friend in town; need to catch up with him again (did meet while I was here over Christmas break).

 

Arranged for parents-Dave to visit for mini-Dave's birthday (have been to every one but his 0th); paid for tickets entirely with airline points that had been sitting around unused (because buying points isn't very efficient, three transcontinental tickets was way more than I had in points, and it's usually a good idea to get all tickets in one transaction when traveling together). Wonder if papa-Dave will do more minor household repairs and upgrades this time; won't be able to bring his tools when flying instead of driving.

 

[TBoneTX 45,222]

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Many years of marriage with PRG today.

Duration of marriage precised, si and see and  and major congratulations DA man!

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

"he'll be Many soon" meant "he's Many now"

And exactly what is the inaccuracy of the above statement*, huh huh huh DA man?

     *depending on the definition of Many, of course

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

will need to make sure he doesn't start calling it football

Good DA man!  Good, GOOD DA man!

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

futbol no es football

English-only outside the regional forums, si DA man!  Reported!!!

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

Many transcontinental tickets was way more than I had in points

All you need is Many points, si and see and  DA man!

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

won't be able to bring his tools when flying

Borrow or rent some, si DA man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Lunch was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man.

We didn't get out of the casa until Many p.m., delay we man.

 

We took another box of Mini-B.'s boy-sized clothes to children's resale place, take we man.

They took all but Many (2+1) items and gave us $Many ($2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1), $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man.

We then went to Aldi for 2 items, conveniently located man.

 

Din-din was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man.

 

After a siesta, we finally warshered/baked/hung Mini-B.'s new clothes, Thread Laundress we man.

He now has at least a week's worth of blue-gray-black-red shirts, compute we man.

They are all adult medium or large, Mini-B.'s request man.

He went straight from boys' XXL to men's medium/large, little boy growing up man.   

We need only replace those that he spurns or that don't hold up or look good, si man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned from Hawaii this morning, severely jet-lagged ex-she man.   

Ex-she man allegedly brought us our requested macadamia nuts and Honolulu newspaper, si man.

We also requested a Hawaiian rubia, unsure if that one panned out men.

We don't know how USCs find fiancées/spouses from Asia, Australia, or even Europe, jet-lag man.

Ecu was either exact Texas time or one hour different, quite a luxury man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s Many'th birthday is Friday, aging ex-she man.

We shall give her a card from miu, si man.

Inside shall be taped some miu-hair with the note "a gift for your FUR-niture," si and hee hee man.

 

Party with the rubias in a little while, cavort we man.

 

Friday begins FST citywide GSs, mandatory for we man man.

The forecast rain may hold off until evening, fingers crossed we man.

Otherwise, Many (2+1) ESs targeted for Saturday, target we man.

[TBoneTX 45,222]

We just stepped outside, Texas weather Many man.

We saw a possum, rare possumbility man.

 

Our first thought was to capture it for Ontarklar, tasty Arkansas din-din man.

However, it went off, apologize we man to Ontarklar ma'am.

 

And earlier Thursday, we saw 2 squirrels conceiving baby squirrels, quite an energetic spectacle man.

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,090]

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

All you need is Many points, si and see and  DA man!

Perhaps Lot understands and accepts points in p-Math, but Southwest does not. 🤣

 

22 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Borrow or rent some, si DA man.

Actually have a decent collection of my own stuff despite not being much of a DIY home improvements guy (and, y'know, living in rented housing until two years after I married PRG).