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TBoneTX   45,251

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1 hour ago, Neonred said:

The primary factor in choosing a wife?

Or in keeping one, Mr. Many (2x2x2x2 +2) Years Married man!  :bonk: 

 

Edited to add, see man:  Quoted post was LPoP and therefore unread, no see man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Lunch was the remaining 2 corn dogs from Two Guys week, ingest we man.

 

Went to visit Uncle T-B., casa-bound senior he man.

Helped him identify his tax 1099s, identify we man.

Helped to purge Many00 recent account statements from stale ones, take latter to shred we man.

Related findings about new CDs, interest rates slowly dropping from Many% to Many% man.

Deposited 2 of his checks in bank, $Many,000* man.

     *seemingly a lot but peanuts when compared with our daily POTS** income, $i man

     **buy yours today at a handsome 0.0000001% off full retail, whee man!

 

Went to Costco Business Center, travel we man.

Got only one unplanned item, disciplined we man.

Total expenditure = $Many, disciplined we man.

 

Din-din was Costco chicken salad slathered inside the remaining Many (2+2) hot dog buns from Two Guys week, ingest we man.

 

Siesta'd next to already-zzz-ing miu, hijack-bedding miu man.

Miu did not awaken and leave, mildly surprising man.

Miu is already hard at work re-miu-hairing our newly warshed blanket, that's what mius do man.

 

Curbsided the garbage, domestic we man.

 

Uninhibited party with the rubias later, nonstop day of cavorting we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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We have not slept in 2 nights and 1 of 2 naps, no zzz for we man man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. announced that she's going to Hawaii in mid-March, aloha ex-she man man.

This is a bit much for just her birthday, not a milestone one man.

We suspect that this will be her honeymoon with the Rojo, wedding beforehand or there man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. also said that the Rojo intends to buy a casa somewhat far away, this summer man.

 

We also have the inkling that, not immediately, ex-Mrs.-T-B. will lobby to claim Mini-B. full-time "because he needs to live with a family," si man.

 

We have the following 2 "prospects*," sigh man:

           *the rubias aren't prospects, fun-only man

   1.  Someone from a dating site whom we spoke with once, 2 years + half a year ago, status/interest unknown man.

   2.  A former POTS employee who didn't respond to 2 communicative reach-outs from us, not promising man.

 

If we won a free trip around the world, we'd have no one to ask to accompany us, no man.

 

We are feeling rather out on a limb, unclear how to proceed man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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We are feeling rather out on a limb, unclear how to proceed man.

Dunno, only one I ever had many dates with was PRG despite how old I was when we met.

 

And "hope the girl who looked really cute on one of the few non-scammy Russian dating sites in existence, had a nice profile, and seemed nice in one email was busy and not blowing you off and so will respond to a follow-up" doesn't seem like a replicable plan, even if getting back and forth from Russia wasn't a pain right now. Also, much more likely to find a brunette that way.

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K-1                             AOS                            
NOA1 Notice Date: 2018-05-31    NOA1 Notice Date: 2019-04-11   
NOA2 Date: 2018-11-16           Biometrics Date: 2019-05-10    
Arrived at NVC:  2018-12-03     EAD/AP In Hand: 2019-09-16     
Arrived in Moscow: 2018-12-28   GC Interview Date: 2019-09-25      
Interview date: 2019-02-14      GC In Hand: 2019-10-02
Visa issued: 2019-02-28
POE: 2019-03-11
Wedding: 2019-03-14

ROC                             Naturalization
NOA1 Notice Date: 2021-07-16    Applied Online: 2022-07-09 (biometrics waived)
Approval Date: 2022-04-06       Interview was Scheduled: 2023-01-06
10-year GC In Hand: 2022-04-14  Interview date: 2023-02-13 (passed)
                            	Oath: 2023-02-13

 

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Si and sigh, si and sigh DA man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Tuesday report, see man:

 

"Awoke" officially when alarm finally rang, end zzz attempt officially man.

Heavily caffeinated ourself, must function we man.

Retrieved Mama T-B. for uneventful Driver License renewal, si man.

Lunch (also ultimately din-din) was Subway*, funded by Mama T-B., ingest we man.

     *WUOC, financially savvy-on-behalf-of-Mama-T-B. we man

 

Attempted siesta, really lousy zzz and got up in disgust we man.

Mowed entire back yard, dead spots included man.

Mowed entire front yard, some grass mostly leaves man.

Many (2+1) sweatbands were consumed, 2 job 1 recovery man.

Rant, :ranting: man:  All trees should shed all their leaves in one 2-week period, si and grrrr man.

 

Perhaps party with the rubias after late TV news, perhaps cavort we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ex-Mrs. T-B. has clarified that the Hawaii trip is to accompany the Rojo on a trip to a business conference, hmmmph man.

 

We hope that it monsoons the whole time, ha ha man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Got some overnight zzz, HSM taken for this purpose man.

Lunch was onecan of Progresso chicken-noodle soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man

Ran a couple of errands, productive we man.

Attempted siesta failed utterly, must zzz we man.

 

Got Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys eve man.

Din-din was from BK**, ingest Two Guys man.

     **WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Mini-B. wanted us to return to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa early to show us his video game, see we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had newly purchased foodstuffs all over kitchen counter, disorganized ex-she man.

Among these were bags of cheaps, interested and given permission to ingest we man.

We consumed quite a few tortilla cheaps, ingest we man.

Afterward, we said to ex-Mrs.-T-B., "You bought us cheap," well-known personal & VJ joke man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. also had a potted cilantro plant in the kitchen sink, vile nauseating poison man.

We are reminded by this that we divorced well, damned if that noisome substance enters our casa again man.

The Rojo is welcome to live his remaining years under threat of ingesting that Hell-spawned flora, si man.

(Next, we will reveal how we really feel about cilantro, melt your computer man.)

 

Returned to casa and demand-attentioning miu, si man.

Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Scintillating repartee lately except from DA man, yawn except for DA man man.

 

One would think that a staggeringly wealthy POTS* magnate -- no man, not just a magnate, but a veritable Business Typhoon -- would be a hotter commodity socially, si man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ex-Mrs. T-B. has clarified that the Hawaii trip is to accompany the Rojo on a trip to a business conference, hmmmph man.

 

We hope that it monsoons the whole time, ha ha man.

That would be funny

14 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man:

 

Got some overnight zzz, HSM taken for this purpose man.

Lunch was onecan of Progresso chicken-noodle soup*, ingest we man.

     *bought at a recent ES, financially savvy we man

Ran a couple of errands, productive we man.

Attempted siesta failed utterly, must zzz we man.

 

Got Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys eve man.

Din-din was from BK**, ingest Two Guys man.

     **WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

Mini-B. wanted us to return to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa early to show us his video game, see we man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had newly purchased foodstuffs all over kitchen counter, disorganized ex-she man.

Among these were bags of cheaps, interested and given permission to ingest we man.

We consumed quite a few tortilla cheaps, ingest we man.

Afterward, we said to ex-Mrs.-T-B., "You bought us cheap," well-known personal & VJ joke man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. also had a potted cilantro plant in the kitchen sink, vile nauseating poison man.

We are reminded by this that we divorced well, damned if that noisome substance enters our casa again man.

The Rojo is welcome to live his remaining years under threat of ingesting that Hell-spawned flora, si man.

(Next, we will reveal how we really feel about cilantro, melt your computer man.)

 

Returned to casa and demand-attentioning miu, si man.

Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man.

OMG cilantro is horrible. I do buy the stuff as it is good tortoise food but man this stuff stink to the high heavens. It takes forever to get off my hands the smell is in the air. Yukky!!

 

57 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Scintillating repartee lately except from DA man, yawn except for DA man man.

 

One would think that a staggeringly wealthy POTS* magnate -- no man, not just a magnate, but a veritable Business Typhoon -- would be a hotter commodity socially, si man.

     *buy yours today, si man!

Just been busy, I have a busy schedule with homeschooling, cleaning, cooking and running the ZOO! 

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Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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TBoneTX   45,251

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3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

That would be funny

Si, D ma'am.  :lol: 

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

cilantro [...] is good tortoise food

Evil poison-tortoising Ontarklar!  Evil, EVIL poison-tortoising POISON-TORTOISING Ontarklar!

3 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Just been busy, I have a busy schedule with homeschooling, cleaning, cooking and running the ZOO! 

You quit eating bon-bons in your bunny slippers and get to work right now, si D ma'am!

Make-excusing indolent Ontarklar!  Make-excusing, MAKE-EXCUSING indolent INDOLENT Ontarklar!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ontarkie   14,215

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3 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Si, D ma'am.  :lol: 

Evil poison-tortoising Ontarklar!  Evil, EVIL poison-tortoising POISON-TORTOISING Ontarklar!

You quit eating bon-bons in your bunny slippers and get to work right now, si D ma'am!

Make-excusing indolent Ontarklar!  Make-excusing, MAKE-EXCUSING indolent INDOLENT Ontarklar!

The tortoises are more like trying to kill me with it. 

No non-bons sadly, or bunny slippers. 

I'm am making carnivore carbonara. Tomorrow steaks. 

 

I cannot believe my baby is going to be double digits on March 1st!! How is this even possible😥

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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TBoneTX   45,251

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1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

No non-bons sadly, or bunny slippers.

You tell Hillbilly to turn those non-bons into bon-bons and get you bunny slippers (pink) immediately, si D ma'am!

Neglectful delinquent Hillbilly!  Neglectful, NEGLECTFUL delinquent DELINQUENT Hillbilly!

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

making carnivore carbonara. Tomorrow steaks. 

Call the delivery service with our address pronto, si D ma'am.

2 minutes ago, Ontarkie said:

I cannot believe my baby is going to be double digits on March 1st!! How is this even possible😥

To be precise, Many years old, see and si and quit sidestepping P-math D ma'am.

And you're behind by several years in offspringing more, si D ma'am!

You need twins, Manylets, Manyruplets, and Manytuplets, si D ma'am!

 

Delinquent non-produce-offspringing Ontarklar!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT non-produce-offspringing NON-PRODUCE-OFFSPRINGING Ontarklar!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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24 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

You tell Hillbilly to turn those non-bons into bon-bons and get you bunny slippers (pink) immediately, si D ma'am!

Neglectful delinquent Hillbilly!  Neglectful, NEGLECTFUL delinquent DELINQUENT Hillbilly!

Call the delivery service with our address pronto, si D ma'am.

To be precise, Many years old, see and si and quit sidestepping P-math D ma'am.

And you're behind by several years in offspringing more, si D ma'am!

You need twins, Manylets, Manyruplets, and Manytuplets, si D ma'am!

 

Delinquent non-produce-offspringing Ontarklar!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT non-produce-offspringing NON-PRODUCE-OFFSPRINGING Ontarklar!

All my chances for twins and many have past by. Now I await grandchildren. 

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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TBoneTX   45,251

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6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

All my chances for twins and many have past by.

Blatant pass-bucking Ontarklar!  Blatant, BLATANT pass-bucking PASS-BUCKING Ontarklar!

6 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

Now I await grandchildren. 

You'd get even more of these if you'd get busy NOW and produce more offspring, si and see and :bonk: D ma'am!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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