Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Friday ES report, see man:

 

Of the Many (2+2) itineraried ESs, the 2nd and Many'rd yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- NIP McKesson vinyl gloves, toucans pork & beans, nearly full Gorilla Glue,

          jar Jif PB (crunchy), NIP Polo stick deodorant = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

 -- 2 full boxes dryer-sheets, thick warshcloth = $1, steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

[TBoneTX 45,287]

5 hours ago, mam521 said:

there's probably like Many of the damned things

There's probably like Many of your wanton P-Math errors, see and si and  mam ma'am!

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

we want to see my family more than 2-Many times a year

And you were doing so very well, si and sigh and  DA man.

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

New job is going pretty well Many months in

Good news and bad P-Math, hoorah and  DA man.

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

If it's Many'rd-country meetups

  DA man.

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

want to make a Many'rd-country meetup this summer happen because it'll have been Many years

 DA man!

1 hour ago, DaveAndAnastasia said:

if she were Many years younger

 DA man!

Actually, scratch all that -- LPoP and unread, no see message or P-Math errors anyone man.   

15 hours ago, Neonred said:

sad to see you have caved to TBone's crazy math

It is POLISH MATH, see and si and     inferior primate man!

Do not displease, anger, or enrage the fearsome Asia, oj nie!

(Absent displeased angered enraged Asia!  Absent, ABSENT displeased DISPLEASED angered ANGERED enraged ENRAGED Asia!)

[TBoneTX 45,287]

5 hours ago, mam521 said:

Painful truth: unlikely.  

Such a pessimist, see and si and sigh mam ma'am.

 

Q, man:  Why should one always borrow money from a pessimist, huh man?

A, man:  Because he never expects to be paid back, no and whee man.

5 hours ago, mam521 said:

at least e-mail it to the teacher

We tried this last year and were discouraged from doing so, but gracias regardless mam ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Friday non-ES report, see man:

 

Rant-Query, see man:  Why must mius doze off directly in the center of a top stairway step, huh man?

 

Courtesy of HSM, we awoke feeling far better than on Thursday morn, medicated we man.

 

After drop-skooling Mini-B., we blew-leafed the inundated driveway, Not Our Leaves man.

 

Lunch/din-din was at favorite Chinese buffet, on ES route man.

We consumed Many (2+1) plates piled with beef & chicken, ingest we man.

Waitress non-rubia non-girlfriend not there, no prurient report* man.

     *however, we continue to do ___, ___, and ___ with the rubias, mollify certain of our readers man

 

Began sprinkling rain as we approached the casa, light rain forecast man.

Then it began monsooning nonstop for Many (2+2+1) hours, inundation man.

Ground couldn't take one more drop of water even before that, major problems around area man.

We nicely siesta'd through part of it until ex-Mrs.-T-B. awoke us with a text,  man.

 

Mini-B. had an after-skool Band function, attend wee man.

We retrieved him amidst major monsooning, dark of night, and other parents, soggy chaos man.

Mini-B. seemed in decent spirits and wanted to computer-game, fine with us man.

His din-din was 2 slices of 'za at the function, ingest wee man.

 

Later, Mini-B. requested din-din #2, request wee man of we man man.

We served him onecan of S+Ms, ingest wee man.

He then claimed further hunger, claim wee man.

We served him 2 PB&J** sandwiches, ingest wee man.

     **with use of the PB bought at today's ES, financially savvy we man

Mini-B. finally got to bed, zzz we man.

We shall both sleep until we wake up late, plan-to-zzz we man and wee man man.

 

We applaud ourself for blow-leafing the driveway before the monsoon, opportune we man.

Few things are worse than wet oak leaves, despise these we man.

 

We shall not ES/GS on Saturday, no man.

Mama T-B. has brief grocery needs at only*** 2 stores, shop we man for senior she man man.

     ***a minor miracle, wondrous to recount man

One need was multivitamins, si man.

We have the 2 new bottles from a recent ES, clairvoyant we man.

We compared the respective ingredients, compare we man.

With little exception, the Centrum Silver knockoffs are stronger than the Geritol, surprising man.

We shall give Mama T-B. the choice of which, similar expiration dates man.

However, she will almost certainly refuse both and want us to buy a new one,  man.

We will bet cash money on this, si and sigh man.

 

We sneaked our tub of Costco chicken salad up to our desk, dozing miu man.

Of course, miu became aware and intensely interested,  man.

We rather convincingly ejected miu from the chicken salad's presence. eject miu man we man.

 

Mornin', absent Polish Commie- and other babes with zealously hoarded yet eminently allocatable upvote inventories!

[Neonred 3,562]

On 1/23/2024 at 12:46 AM, TBoneTX said:

 

 

Mini-B. had Many -- si man, Many -- late skool assignments,    man.

He brightly announced, "But I'm passing 2 classes, si man!"  man.

 

 

Does Mini-B understand the consequences of failing many classes?

 

Might shake him up a bit if he fears repeating the year with "new friends".

 

Perhaps the schools don't do that anymore?

[TBoneTX 45,287]

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Does Mini-B understand the consequences of failing many classes?

We're trying to impress this on him, si and sigh man.

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Might shake him up a bit if he fears repeating the year with "new friends".

He might just say, "Oh, most of my friends are failing, too, si man," sigh man.

11 hours ago, Neonred said:

Perhaps the schools don't do that anymore?

We think he'd be made to take Summer Skool, si and sigh man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

Both Mini-B. and we slept till half-past Many (2x2x2 +1) a.m., zzz Two Guys man.

Our alarm clock was an intensely breakfast-interested miu, sit on our chest miu man.

 

Mini-B. happily played his video game most of the day, engrossed wee man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was microwave rice + onecan tuna, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was 2 chicken-saladburgers, ingest we man.

 

After lunch, we went grocerying for Mama T-B., always an uncertain outcome man.

Sure enough, Mama T-B. displeased with some of our decisions,  man.

 

We brought the 2 versions of senior vitamins from a recent ES to offer Mama T-B., needful senior she man.

      1.  She beefed at the expense ( = free to her), beef senior she man.

      2.  She wondered why one bottle was opened, refuse to listen to us senior she man.

Many.  She beefed about how the ingredients were too small to read, squint senior she man.

Finally, she wanted the open bottle because "I can't see the size of the other pills, no man."  

 

It intrigues us that, with only a couple of exceptions, Centrum Silver (knockoff) is stronger than Geritol, comparative reading of ingredient contents man.

 

At the casa, a recuperative siesta was mandatorily taken, zzz we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over at Many (2+2+1) p.m., missed Mini-B. ex-she man man.

Ex-she man announced that the Rojo is looking to buy a casa somewhat far away,  man.

He expects to pull that trigger perhaps in summer,  man.

This will complicate logistics and forgetting Mini-B.'s stuff at each casa, for one thing man.

 

An intense discussion was held (yet again) regarding Mini-B.'s skoolwurk, sigh and  man.

 

Din-din was Friday-on-Saturday traditional Costco burgers, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Everyone watched episodes of Young Sheldon while consuming popcorn, watch/ingest everyone man.

Of course, ex-Mrs.-T-B. fell asleep during this process, zzz ex-she man man.

Many (2+2) bowls were consumed, ingest Two Guys man.

This makes Many (2x2x2 +2) bowls for the week, double digits man.

 

Mini-B. did Non-P-Math hoamwurk (!!?) and got to bed only an hour late, amazing man.

 

It is obvious that we should begin hunt-wifing, long time since any effort at all toward that man.

The rubias are fun but not that kind of material, sorry man.

We have zero prospects even of anyone to ask out, sigh man.

Party with said rubias commencing imminently, cavort regardless we man.

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13 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

It is obvious that we should begin hunt-wifing, long time since any effort at all toward that man.

The rubias are fun but not that kind of material, sorry man.

We have zero prospects even of anyone to ask out, sigh man.

 

Shouldn't be a problem in Texas.  Seems like there are thousands of new prospects arriving daily from south of the border.

Get working on it...

[TBoneTX 45,287]

7 hours ago, Neonred said:

there are Many,000 new prospects arriving daily from south of the border

P-Math error, see and si and  man!

And almost none will be rubias,  man.

Edited January 29 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Miu spent all Saturday asleep on either our office chair or our bed, zzz miu man.

Miu spent most of Sunday active and aysheep, eat papers knock stuff off tables miu man.

 

Took Mini-B. to visit Mama T-B., si man.

Senior she man already losing zzz re Mini-B.'s grades, sigh man.

Very diplomatic pep-talk upset Mini-B., defensive and almost teary wee man man.

We asked Mini-B. to put down his phone, and he threw it, low anger threshold wee man.

A tense visit, sigh man.

Mama T-B. cried her eyes out afterward, sigh man.

 

Lunch was 2 mini-'zas taken from Mama T-B.'s bistro, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Watched first NFL game, watch Two Guys man.

Consumed 2 bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest Two Guys man.

This made an even Manyzen for the week, commendable man.

 

Got Mini-B. to organize his Non-P-Math binder, way not to lose a daily grade man.

Had to insert wide-ruled and not college-ruled paper, hope this won't count off man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came a bit early to retrieve Mini-B., early ex-she man man.

The Rojo + daughters were at her casa for din-din, how wonderful man.

We hugged Mini-B. tightly and told him that we loved him, end of Two Guys week man.

 

Needed a siesta, but decided to watch AFV first, watch we man man

Lay down for an hour afterward, no zzz for we man man.

 

Conquered Many (2+2) laundry loads, extra one our bed blanket man.

After that one, city sewers were clogged with miu-hair, si that bad man.

 

No din-din for us, full from popcorn we man.

Will probably consume junk food to keep from falling asleep at computer, time-tested remedy man.

However, there are 2 remaining corn dogs calling our name, consider we man...

 

Party with the rubias after late TV news, cavort we man.

[SalishSea 17,829]

On 1/25/2024 at 8:16 AM, yuna628 said:

They have a set of encyclopedias from the 60s. No one wants to take them or has some kind of restrictions on taking them, but my parents don't want them to go to the dump.... well what else can I do here?

This reminded me of many a mid-1980s afternoon spent copying excerpts from our set of the Encyclopedia Brittanica, word-for-word, to create a paper for school.  

 

Could you donate them to an assisted living/care home?  

[TBoneTX 45,287]

35 minutes ago, SalishSea said:

the Encyclopedia Brittanica

The greatest ever, si man.

[yuna628 9,676]

14 hours ago, SalishSea said:

This reminded me of many a mid-1980s afternoon spent copying excerpts from our set of the Encyclopedia Brittanica, word-for-word, to create a paper for school.  

 

Could you donate them to an assisted living/care home?  

Unfortunately no. Everywhere I've asked - nursing homes, library, charity places all stated that they would not accept them or are not accepting anything due to covid or some kind of regulation involving 'textbooks and learning materials'. A few years back they wouldn't even accept a sports almanac and a bible concordance. The guy at the dump took them off me moments before I pitched them. At least he got some use out of it.

 

Even more strange lately when I've stopped at the local goodwill they still claim to accept glassware and other items but when the guys take them they throw them in the trash.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

5 minutes ago, yuna628 said:

the local goodwill

We've found that Goodwill sucks just about everywhere, sigh Y ma'am.

Look for a local church- or charity-related charity store.

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18 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

And almost none will be rubias,  man.

The primary factor in choosing a wife?