Let Sleeping Dogs Rant

[Neonred 3,562]

On 1/15/2024 at 12:00 AM, TBoneTX said:

We are giving him a set of Old Spice shampoo & body-warsh

Only slightly used and picked up for a steal at a GS a few weeks ago...

[TBoneTX 45,287]

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

a month to Many weeks

P-Math transgression precised, si and see and  mam ma'am!

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

Kid1 had Many wisdom teeth removed

Q.v. above, si and q.v. and  mam ma'am!

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

The buses are not Many miles from nothing

You are obviously either incorrigible or toying with us, si mam ma'am!

Be corrigible, si mam ma'am!

9 hours ago, mam521 said:

-Many°C/-Many°F with a windchill of -Many°C/-Many°F

Get your geological terminology right, si and  mam ma'am!

[TBoneTX 45,287]

4 hours ago, Neonred said:

Only slightly used and picked up for a steal at a GS a few weeks ago...

It was an ES, and he didn't like that scent, and you too need to become corrigible, si Bro G man! 

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Wednesday report, delayed man:

 

Got to airport early, many green lights man.

Flight OK, si man.

Rental car a debacle,  man.

Waited nearly an hour for shuttle from airport to rental,  and freeze we man.

Waited another hour in long rental line, one employee for 2 Manyzen customers man. 

Hotel OK, si man.

Bought meals for the week from Walmart, outrageous hotel prices and financially savvy we man.

Saw amigos, si man.

Slept like an illegitimate male child, zzz we man.

Mostly functional on Thursday but would still appreciate a siesta, need further zzz we man.

However, activities overlap with optimal zzz-time, 2 to Many p.m. man. 

All the rubias are happy, whee man.

Upvotes gladly accepted for all our posts, solicitous we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

All the rubias are happy, whee man.

Upvotes gladly accepted for all our posts, solicitous we man.

Upvotes being withheld pending provocative stories detailing your intimate interactions with rubias.

 

And we need very intimate details....

 

We're living vicariously

[TBoneTX 45,287]

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

Upvotes being withheld pending provocative stories detailing your intimate interactions with rubias.

 

And we need very intimate details....

 

We're living vicariously

Prompting violation of the TOS, si man!  Reported!!!

Actually, upvote our posts until your inventory is exhausted and we'll consider it, flexible we man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Thursday report on Friday, see belatedly man:

 

Spent all day in hotel with amigos and the rubias, si man.

 

Lunch was cotto salami on hamburger buns, ingest we man.

 

Din-din was a monster packaged sub sandwich, ingest we man.

 

Did ______, _____, and _____ with the rubias, use your imagination Bro G man.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Friday out-of-town ES report , see man:

 

We itineraried Many (2+1) ESs and signaged a Many'th, si man.

 

The first 2 ESs yielded the take, see man:

 

 -- silent-sweep wall clock, 2 nearly full boxes Kleenex, partial pack foam plates, bumper sticker "Break for moose -- it could save your life, si man" = $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

 -- silent-sweep wall clock, travel toothbrush holder= $Many ($2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2*2*2)

 

All will fit in our suitcase, whee man!

We are typing this on our #### phone, sucks royally man. :ranting:

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Friday non-ES report , see man:

 

Lunch was Many (2+2+1) gut-bombs* at BK**, ingest we man.

     *barely bigger than sliders and double the price that we remember, rant we man 

     **without use of coupon, financially unsavvy we man

 

Gassed rental T-B.-mobile in prep for airport turn-in on Sunday, anticipatory we man.

 

Rested in room for not quite an hour, no time for real siesta man.

 

Confirmed that ex-Mrs.-T-B. had forgotten to take Mini-B. to feed miu after skool, rant we man.

 

Din-din was 2 heaping plates of fajita chicken and beef at function buffet, ingest we man.

 

Used drink ticket on onecan of Pepsi, intemperate we man.

 

Had fun with amigos and did ____, ____, and #### with the rubias, be imaginative man.

 

Zzz-ing now for big day Saturday, zzz we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Did ______, _____, and _____ with the rubias, use your imagination Bro G man.

 

9 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

 

Had fun with amigos and did ____, ____, and #### with the rubias, be imaginative man.

 

Oh my.  Now you're making me blush.  

I just can't imagine doing such things.

 

Hope everyone was protected.

[TBoneTX 45,287]

13 hours ago, Neonred said:

Oh my.  Now you're making me blush.  

I just can't imagine doing such things.

 

Hope everyone was protected.

It might have been playing pinochle*, si man. Such a dirty mind, appalling man!

     *although it was indeed more prurient, keep imagining man

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Saturday report , see man:

 

Breakfast was 2 cotto salami sandwiches on seeded jumbo hamburger buns, ingest we man.

 

Lunch was the same, ingest we and neatly use up all the purchased food we man.

 

Din-din was salmon, roasted chicken, green beans, and mashed potatoes at a hotel buffet,  ingest 2 heaping plates we man.

 

Weather should hold for getaway on Sunday morn, think we man.

 

We hope that rental-T-B.-mobile return is not a debacle, better not be or we shall really be enraged man.

 

Miu seems to be in good temporary hands, handled miu man.

 

Mornin', absent Polish Commie- and all other babes with allocatable upvote inventories!

[Neonred 3,562]

5 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

It might have been playing pinochle*, si man. Such a dirty mind, appalling man!

     *although it was indeed more prurient, keep imagining man

I'm hoping you can keep up your portion of the duties.

 

Oh no, my imagination just took a down turn for you.  So sad, and embarrassing. 

 

 

Keep it up, bro.

 

[TBoneTX 45,287]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did ____, ____, and ____ with the rubias, and twice on Sundays man.

 

Slept poorly, temperature of room too hot with half a Manyzen hot rubias man.

Awoke at o'dark-Many, ungodly hour man.

Packed and out-checked, bye hotel man.

Got proper directions to other airport from helpful toll-booth agent, helpful he man.

Rental-car surrender as slick as pickup had not been, schizoid man.

Made airport in ample time, if we're making a habit of this we must be sick man.

 

Timely flight, si man.

Inflight lunch was twobags of cinnamon-flavored graham crackers and a can of Coke, ingest we man.

Flight landed early, boon man.

Suitcase promptly off carousel, boon man.

Parking shuttle almost right there, boon man.

T-B.-mobile started readily after sitting for Many days in non-Texas-like weather, boon man.

 

Hit casa at 1 p.m., return we man.

Miu half-angry at us for absence and half-confused that it was us, discombobulated miu man.

We had to drop everything to thoroughly brush miu, typical situation man.

We then had to treat/lunch miu, typical situation man.

Unpacked, everything almost put away man.

Went back out grocerying for Two Guys week, must prepare we man for wee man man.

Finally got our shower, rid self of airport funk we man.

 

Din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man.

A deep hourlong siesta was taken, zzz we man.

 

Sunday chores compressed into a few hours, not our preference man.

Exhausted still, need zzz we man.

Supposed to monsoon on Monday, long skool lines man.

Welcome casa-ward, si we man.

[Neonred 3,562]

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Did ____, ____, and ____ with the rubias, and twice on Sundays man.

 

Careful.  Don't strain yourself.

 

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

We had to drop everything to thoroughly brush miu,

 

Remember, it's not cat hair, it's kitty glitter.

 

16 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Supposed to monsoon on Monday

 

We never get monsoons here...